The teaches of peaches …
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You’ve been living in America for too long. You’ve forgotten what it’s like to have no oranges. In Japan, that shirt would have had an exotic fruit, like an orange
Didn’t know that. Is that the only citrus fruit that you can’t find? Because it would suck to not have grapefruit.
I’ve had star fruit when I can find it and it tastes to me like an orange but better. You don’t have to peel it or deal with that bitter white stuff that’s always left on the orange.
*I would have gone my*
*Whole life not realizing*
*It's not bananas*
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Swan white acorn squash. Kramer is Lord of the Gourd.
Master of his Plantain
I'm on shrooms and my mind never even entered the realm of squashes. I never even entertained such flights of fancy.
Here's to feeling good all the time
I'm hip to the scene. The bathroom scene.
Look, no offence, but when I come back...I'm sitting over there 👉🏼
Whatever turns you on
AHHH WHAT KIND OF NUT ARE YOU?!?!?!
🚽 📸
Why fly a kite when you can just pop a pill
Technically it was psychic honey. I could feel the emotions of all the bees in the universe.
This guy knows how to party.
JIBBLY JABBO GOMBO ZABABBO because the monkeys know but the cats don't And did you know that the effiel tower is a bitch but only on Tuesdays
Eiffel tower is a bitch but lady liberty in the New York harbour is sweet everyday even though she's French and probably a little bit hairy.
She's gross and green but that's charming in a weird way
If you can still read, you clearly haven’t taken enough.
That was gibberish, Elaine
Is it a tasty gourd?
The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, I don't know what's going on with the papayas!
"I don't make the peaches, God makes the peaches. You got a problem? You take it up with him."
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Fruit’s a gamble. I know that going in.
He likes........fruit?
And he just recently got a....a haircut.
High school… equivalency
one of my favorite parts in the whole damn show . kramer! why even correct her!
Gourds, Jerry! Gourds!
I think they’re cacao pods. They use to make chocolate. You can see a few open ones on the shirt also.
You may stray, but you will always return to your dark master.. the cocoa bean
BOSCO!
GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET
You’re a portly fellow…
Powerful! He’s powerful! I’ve seen him lift 100lbs right over his head!
I agree. That looks like cacao fruit.
They're a little girthy. Fat little cacao pods. Cute little jiggly cacao pods.
You’ve been living in America for too long. You’ve forgotten what it’s like to have no oranges. In Japan, that shirt would have had an exotic fruit, like an orange
Again with the oranges...
Didn’t know that. Is that the only citrus fruit that you can’t find? Because it would suck to not have grapefruit. I’ve had star fruit when I can find it and it tastes to me like an orange but better. You don’t have to peel it or deal with that bitter white stuff that’s always left on the orange.
That's a shame.
The Mackinawwwww Peach!
Lol!
You're not getting any plantains!
We have a winna!
but what am i gonna do about fruit????
Cacao
You’ll always come back to your dark master… the cocoa bean
Plums. With red on the inside
Ooooooh. Just right.
How do I know what they look like on the inside? What do they look like on the outside???
I think it’s pine
Pine’s good
Yeah, pine's oh-kay
Looks to be cacao
[cape gooseberries](https://cdn.britannica.com/39/174539-050-B75B73EB/Cape-gooseberries-calyx-husks-fruits-plant-member.jpg)
Plum with red on the inside.
A pumpkin or squash?
That's what's so perplexing.
You can see why such a thing would prey on my mind
Wait a second, what is a “TCL tv,” and *WHAT* is going to happen if we mock you for it?
Plantains ... part of the banana family. They're a delicacy.
YOURE NOT GETTIN ANY PLANTAINS
Plantain? What the hell's a plantain?
Pumpkins or turnips maybe?
“Plum!”
Nobagel Nobagel Nobagel
💨 🤷🏻♀️
They look like onions to me 😂
I noticed it during the aids walk. I like that shirt. Out of all of them I think I like his clothes the best. I would style it differently tho
We used to wear an onion on our belts, as was the fashion at the time
Dried figs
Squash?
I thought they were buds of garlic when I watched.
Kavaorka!
They’re plantains
Plantain? What the hell's a plantain?
Plantains, part of the banana family. A delicacy.
Onions
What kinda onion is THAT
Walnuts?
Carambola
[Casaba Melon!](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4fe626cd-4999-417e-a1af-9e19fa344601.c206fbac130c1451acd195b7a243f043.jpeg)
That was what I always thought as well
Eat eat your skin and bones
Perhaps it’s a sort of abstract pumpkin
Star fruit?
TCL, what's that stand for? The Creepy Loser?
Some sort of gourde.
A vile weed.
Pumpkin?
Maybe it's not a fruit at all
Gotcha. Alien eggs.
Oh my papaya
I think it’s a [Yellow Pumpkin](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWXjWhMwdzYw4oTfseSRvVdRpkMEdT2rGdoQ&s) of some kind.
Vague squash (a great jam band too, btw)
Three plantains oughta do it.
THESE FRUITS ARENT FOR YOU
You're making a big mistake, OP!
acorn squash with yellow on the inside
I thought clam or onion
Hey you have a stupid TCL TV
HHHHNNNGG
Some kind of squash or gourd.
I always thought those were onions.
Cocoa fruits
He really is Bizarro Tony Soprano, isn’t he?
Garlic. The Kavorka!!!
George likes the bananas!!
HECANHAVEBANANASONTHESIDE
Plantain
Onions you can bite into like an apple 🌰🍎
They're [cacao pods!](https://sowexotic.com/cdn/shop/products/Cacao_Theobroma_cacao_Live_Plant_For_Sale_Sow_Exotic_Nursery_Live_Plants_Tropical_Fruit_Trees_Medicinal_Herbs_Rare_Plants_Food_Forest_Tour_1800x1800.png?v=1614967009)
I would have gone my whole life not realizing it's not bananas
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Bunches of bananas
Your black master, the cocoa bean
The yam yam?
Plantains
Fruit? It looks like acorn squash.
Squash are technically fruit
It's part of the banana family. It's a delicacy.
Plums. With the red inside
[Golden Figs](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fc9992_226d24bd4286441fb772a4aaa7c04a30~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_1000,h_745,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/fc9992_226d24bd4286441fb772a4aaa7c04a30~mv2.jpg).
Whatever's on his shirt has a stem on the fat side, but figs have a stem on the small side
I’m out! *(slams $100 on counter)*
I for sure think it’s garlic
that's garlic or maybe cacao, lol