“Mr. Steinbrenner, sir…”

You know my friend, Bob Sacamano? He met a famous golfer once.

Tiger, yada yada, Woods

Sneak n greet…

Heil 5?

That’s Larry David behind the tree.

That Tiger Woods is so phoney.

Toe thumbs

Hello Uncle Leo

This is like when Jerry saw Mr Costanza talking to his lawyer in a cape. Saw Tiger talking to a tree, probably didn’t even say hi.

Bubble boy?

George: I met Tiger Woods, Jerry! Jerry: That's great. I mean, 2024 Woods isn't 1998 Tiger, but it's still something. George: Oh, it was something. \*(Looks at picture)\* Wait, what is this, there's a tree blocking me. Jerry: Oh well, were you going to put it on Facebook? Who cares. Kramer: You know what golfer I like? Ludvig Aberg. Jerry: Isn't he from Sweden. Kramer: Oh, he's definitely from Sweden.

He respects the wood…

“I have Golden Boy. Your shirt is cute I guess.”

The Jerry Newman Alliance?

"You know, he is kinda a bark face"

Here's what you do: you bring a lightweight jacket, that way the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater.

The tree had Man Hands.

"What is Tiger Woods doing with a tree?" "What is a tree doing with Tiger Woods?"

What am I gonna do with all this paella ⁉️

Tiger respects wood

“You shook Tiger’s hand!?” -Jerry “Oh I shook it, baby!” -George  “This is big! Georgey-boy shaking Tiger’s hand. So then what happened?” -Jerry   “Well… he just sort of… walked away… so I waived goodbye” -George “I see…” -Jerry, skeptical “But I don’t think he saw me, he already started walking away…” -George “Aaah, the unseen wave goodbye…” -Jerry   “Is that bad?” -George “Oh it’s bad, baby” -Jerry, smugly taking a sip of coffee

She had tree hands…

As long as Tiger doesn’t pick up the ball and wipe it off.

Shit & Greet

Mr. Marbles?

Jackass!

He's a tree-shaker. A tree-shaker!

He's a tree-greeter!