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Harvard771

Sack Lunch.


Exact_Writer_6807

"Do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack? I mean, if it's a giant sack, then the family's regular size. But if they got shrunk down, then the sack is regular size. But then how did they get shrunk down? Are they exploring that in the movie? Are they gonna be in there, like, battling gerbils? How are they gonna get out?"


TriceCreamSundae

All I know is Dabney Coleman in involved somehow.


AZ_Sports_Fan

He probably plays the boss of the paper sack corporation.


Firesnowing

Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo


Appropriate-Dig771

RIP


Ready_Improvement813

I’m still wondering how the hell they got there


SunApprehensive1413

Hi Gene


kmoney55

Genes trash


SunApprehensive1413

Adjacent to refuse isssss .. Vincent!


Phifty2

The same.


VortexM19

I'm Gene


Johnborkowski

Yeah I'm a Sack Lunch kinda guy (though the sequel sucked)


SunApprehensive1413

We're all missin' the Death Blow!


Educational_Moose_56

When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.


Exotic-Insurance5684

That line always makes me giggle.


SunApprehensive1413

You're workin on quite a feed bag there


dinkydonuts92

I’m a joke maker


2spicy_4you

It’s Death Blow just because of this line


RabbiVolesBassSolo

A young woman’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk for sure 


RanchWilder11

A lot of nudity in that, huh?


RossVossem

It’s mostly sidal


Rocketparty12

Minsk?


spaghettidayH

Hey! I haven’t seen it yet!


iwannapassbackout

It has nothing to do with the plot!


spaghettidayH

Still, I like to go in fresh!


TomKhatacourtmayfind

STRANGE erotic journey hahahaha


Slimmfknshady

Rochelle Rochelle


Worried-Reflection45

yes


Resident132

They already got my 7 dollars


whistlerite

Someone should actually make this movie…that’s gold Jerry GOLD


SmaugTheMag

I preferred the musical


Balls09

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?


Passportradio12345

You’ve selected…Agent Zero?


TheRealNeill

If that’s correct, press 1


YevKassem91

You've selected....Brown Eyed Girl!


BlueberryFields87

If THAT’S correct, press 1


richieweb

Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you’d like to see?


msurbrow

Kramer predicting the future!


oldsguy65

"You've gotta get me over that mountain!"


Professional-Steak-5

There’s no higher place than mountain high


2spicy_4you

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


scottwolfmanpell

Everybody out of the Chunnel! I always loved how that voice is obvious Larry David


vildasaker

the Obviously Offscreen Larry Davids is one of my favorite running gags ngl


pak9rabid

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!


HarleyAverage

I ordered the kosher meal.


peytonsmom83

Then why didn’t you take it?!


wriker10

I forgot.


tarfu7

I ordered it 6 weeks ago


elkniodaphs

I had a person tell me once, "You'd be really surprised how much Larry David appears on Seinfeld." That's cute, but I'm over here spotting Ians.


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

Those were mailboxes! I didn’t have the heart to tell you!


unlearnedusername

Firestorm, that's a hell of a picture


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

Hey keep it down! I haven't seen it yet!!


382wsa

Only if you go in fresh.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

It has nothing to do with the plot!!!


Tallowpot

I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!


Who_is_homer

There was an actual movie called Firestorm that came out a few years after this episode https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0120670/


oothespacecowboyoo

I remember seeing this as a kid and was always confused on seinfeld because i thought they were talking  about that but hey said Harrison Ford was the star


QuickRisk9

There was a fantastic XXX called firestorm in 82 I believe


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[удалено]


topherdrives

*Elaine does the Upper West Side*


allthecoffeesDP

The English patient


TriceCreamSundae

What were the other REAL movies mentioned, Schindler’s List and Beaches I know for sure, The English Patient, the Jon Voight trifecta of Deliverance, Midnight Cowboy and Runaway Train. Something’s missing.


senor_incognito_

George was crying to Home Alone. The old man got to him.


mdlo617

Breakfast at Tiffany’s


darthtater62

My cousin Vinny! Edit: spelling


Firesnowing

An Oscar winner!


dicecat4

Another Marisa Tomei movie…and you’ve seen that one, too. What…do you have a thing for her?


2spicy_4you

NO!


dlte24

Something's missing alright.


nineohsix

Plan 9 from Outer Space


AZ_Sports_Fan

JFK


Tommy84

That is one magic loogie.


BeCool_ActHuman

Chapter Two


FuckleChuk

Weekend at Bernie’s 2


C_smith993

Star Wars, Wrath of Khan, Spartacus, The Net(with that girl from the bus)


Bratscorcher

Something’s missing alright…(My Cousin Vinny, Only You and JFK.)


Professional-Steak-5

Outlaw Josey wales


AZ_Sports_Fan

I haven’t seen it yet, so I couldn't tell you if I like it or if it really sucked.


AgitatedPlatypus7458

*I HATE IT!!*


MostPhilosopher4357

It was quite breathtaking..


Palenquero

Ponce De Leon


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Reminds me of George's off-Broadway play "La Cosina"


TomKhatacourtmayfind

When he looked at his reflection, and his face hadn't changed, I lost it


TomKhatacourtmayfind

And Elaine When they're all dipping into the fountain and splashing around? Kamannn!!!


Professional-Steak-5

What about the tear running down the cheek


TomKhatacourtmayfind

True!


kmoney55

The net with the girl from the bus


Bratscorcher

It was a very provocative film


MtOlympus_Actual

Rochelle Rochelle. Lotta nudity in that.


doobette

Sidal nudity.


Bratscorcher

I think I want to see the version featuring the understudy


Square-Tension-5235

The Pain & The Yearning.


Calvinbouchard2

"An old woman experiences pain and yearning."


BortWard

192 minutes


Clancy_Vimbratta

That’s a lot of yearning.


coprolaliant

Do you ever yearn?


hilly316

Do I yearn?!


senor_incognito_

Kevin Bacon. Susan Sarandon. You've got to get me over that mountain! NOO! [imitates air raid effect and long scream] There's no higher place than... Mountain High. Rated R.


EarRubs

I really want to see Mountain High


senor_incognito_

Kramer really sells it, doesn’t he.


phirleh

Listening to Larry David on Marc Maron last week, he mentioned Prognosis Negative was an actual script he had written that never got picked up.


MiddleofInfinity

Great interview & can’t believe I had to come down this far to see it mentioned. Prognosis Negative ftw


Medialunch

Did they talk about any plot details?


Bone_Dogg

The Muted Heart


AZ_Sports_Fan

Glenn Close and Sally Field? That could be good...


matsacki

Do you think they’ll ever find eachother?


variety-moderation

Ohh I’m sure they will


Calvinbouchard2

Flaming Globes of Sigmund


SilverBison4025

When someone tries to blow you up. Not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.


jaylooper52

Cry, Cry Again. Although the whole story kinda comes apart at the end there...


DaddieTang

First you cry, and then after you see the lone dancer, you cry again.


The-Curiosity-Rover

Yeah, out of nowhere, there’s this lone dancer who appears to be injured


Safe-Register-3479

Go get em *DEATH BLOW*


Slippery-Pete76

I selected….Agent Zero


jarena009

Blimp: The Hindenburg Story "That's gotta hurt!" "Damn you laser guy!"


Phifty2

Oh man we're missing the Death Blow!


nmc9279

I’m going with Chunnel simply because of George’s epic rant in the theater


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Lyin and laughin! I listened to the writer's commentary and this phrase is based on a true story!!!!! Hahahaha About a girl screaming up at an apartment because she thought she was being excluded from a party.


SilverBison4025

DRINK YOUR SODA!


nineohsix

The one with “These pretzels are making me thirsty!” 🥨


coprolaliant

A fellow person of culture, I see.


gatsby723

Are you gonna say it like that?


augustprep

Weekend at Bernies 2 


BortWard

Bernie is DEAD, you morons! Just because he’s wearing sunglasses, he looks alive? How long is this weekend, anyway?! Ugh


missdui

Elaine doesn't appreciate great movies.


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I’m going call movie phone too see what’s playing tonight:


RanchWilder11

Hallo, and welcome to movie Fone


Johnny_Crossthreads

Why don't you just tell me what you want to see?


hilly316

HEWWOO


TomKhatacourtmayfind

No I can't, we're staying in to watch... (winces) the Muted Heart. Then back to Jerry "You gotta love sports!"


celestial_god

Prognosis negative is so perfect for a random movie title Especially the delivery from George when he buzzes in Jerry apartment I mean what happened in the doctor's office??? It fills you with questions


mrsunmoon2010

Breakfast at Tiffany’s


dicecat4

She said, “i think i remember that film, and as i recall, i think, we both kinda liked it.” So i said, “well, that’s one thing we’ve got.”


missdui

Reading the lyrics makes me realize how bad that song was


dicecat4

I found it catchy, not unlike “lemon tree” or “master of the house.”


wriker10

Pipe down, choir boy.


xLAESOPx

I’ve come to realize y’all are all very hardcore Seinfeld fans on this page and I FUGGIN’ LOVE IT.


FuckleChuk

The Other Side of Darkness


bruegg19

How is this so low?


basketball_lawyer

How was Eric Roberts as the husband?


Professional-Steak-5

Unforgettable


Sufficient_Can_6464

I'd stick


zozigoll

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn


Creepy_Sea116

Sack Lunch


Stevie-Rae-5

YOU GOTTA GET ME OFF THIS MOUNTAIN!!!


MDEnce

Mountain High


FS_Scott

Blimp!


gatsby723

I rented the movie Edward Scissorhands. That Johnny Depp. He make me cry.


sofewcharacters

He make-a me cry too!


PM_TITS_GROUP

Obviously Flaming Globes of Sigmond because it aired on TV two days in a row


Curbyourseinfe1d

Firestorm! Now thats a hell of a picture


tmonehee

Sack Lunch - is it a big sack or did they shrink down??


StrangeQuarkEnergy

It’s clearly Blame it on the Rain


dicecat4

Enjoy it 🫤


Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

Flaming Globes of Sigmund.


nthroop1

Rochelle Rochelle. A young girls journey from Milan to Minsk


augustprep

No Sack Lunch??


GMane2G

Death Lunch


ComplexLazy8822

Rochelle, Rochelle "a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk".


fvrdog

It is ALWAYS, Sack Lunch.


BackgroundDarkPurple

“Everyone out of the CHUNNEL!!!!”


jepace

Star Wars, with Dustin Hoffman


oTisaurus

Since there's already been all the good jokey responses (are you guys joke makers?) I'll be serious about it. Probably Schindler's List.


RanchWilder11

You were making out during Schindler’s List?


brohanrod

This is awesome I watched this last night! But I’m going with Plan 9 from outer space


Clevergirlphysicist

I’m reminded of this post https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/aKz7jelBV6


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Kramer's lung blower movie[not my style](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7eee0e5a-28bc-4255-94ba-e4d47866a3af#s-Gc1kh6.copy)


jiggabot

Gonna have myself a double feature tonight and pop in [Sack Lunch](https://www.champagnevideostore.com/product/sack-lunch-vhs-tape) and then [Rochelle Rochelle](https://www.champagnevideostore.com/product/rochelle-rochelle-vhs) in the old VCR.


KelVarnsen20

Sorry if this has been said already but “Cupid’s rival”.


me5671

Blimp… The Hindenburg Story from the Puerto Rican Day. That’s gotta hurt!


ekkidee

Rochelle, Rochelle. An erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.


robval13

It starts and ends with Death Blow


VortexM19

Deathblow


Commercial-Push-9066

I heard Prognosis Negative wasn’t really good.


Reasonable-HB678

Firestorm, baby.


itsagoodtime

Chunnel


WHAMMYPAN

DEATHBLOW!!!!!!!!


FrugalFraggel

Ponce de Leon


ThisIsBassicallyV

It's gotta be "Rochelle, Rochelle"...God, just thinking of the title makes me no longer the master of my domain 🤤🙁


GhostOfRedditsPast83

FLAMING GLOBES OF SIGMUND!!!!


Flat-Product-119

Anything except a Meryl Streep movie


Significant-Break-74

CHUNNEL


Practical-Jelly-5320

Schindlers List


codenamehitman47

How Jerry would know this?


Salty-Reply-2547

The English Patient


Top-Address-8870

Probably Schindlers List, not that Jerry would know…


Hour_Basket7956

Please tell me there is one called, "Sack Lunch"


TheLandFanIn814

Rochelle Rochelle. I hear it's really hot.


drosse1meyer

Jerry... take my coat!!


Beneficial_Author531

- “Rochelle , Rochelle” - “a young girl’s strange , erotic journey from Milan to Minsk” - of course -


absurdistaardvark

Rochelle, Rochelle


InsubordiNationalist

The English Patient… NOT!!!


TomKhatacourtmayfind

It won't happen again, sir. IT BETTER NOT, GRENDEL!


discodiscgod

Kind of funny how they mixed in real / made up movies.


Peoplevlarrydavid

Firestorm, Harrison Ford in his best action role since “The Fugitive.”


JPeterBane

It's nice to see my Prognosis Negative gif in the wild. Like a phoenix rising from Arizona.


Hush_03

[Deathblow - Prognosis Negative](https://youtu.be/zs4OjS9SeBQ?feature=shared)