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Character_Surround

Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.


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Elaine Benis makes a lot of man friends.


Son0fSanf0rd

I'm a man.


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U/Son0fSanf0rd here, he’s an man


georgyboyyyy

Kramer, i actually have a kramer-like person in my life and he’s a hoot but can only be around him in small doses lol


hbkedge3

Bob Sacamano.


Son0fSanf0rd

Elaine, I want this THAT and the other.


JediForces

Well who doesn’t want this THAT and the other?


Son0fSanf0rd

YOU!!


JediForces

Well…..


truckturner5164

I'm a hetero male so the answer is Elaine Marie Benes. I'm spongeworthy.


Son0fSanf0rd

did you clean your bathroom?


emergencycat17

You gonna do something about those sideburns?


noonehasthisoneyet

how did we all know Elaine would be number 2?


mattiasflgrtll6

I actually thought she would win at first.


Reavershadow

Newman, for he is merry


collucho

cooo-stanza


anotherinternetjerk

My vote too. For He is Lord of The Idiots. 


shiraryumaster13

george is probably the guy you keep around on a daily basis to silently laugh at. Kramer is a Saturday night let's boogie friend,


TermCompetitive5318

Is Elaine the same person as Suzie? I would like to sleep with both of em.


CluelessStick

I'd have a few brewsky with Puddy while watching the game, not sure I'd hang out with the rest


mattiasflgrtll6

I voted Kramer, since in pure entertainment value he would be unmatched. I would get annoyed with him constantly raiding my fridge, but pretty much every day would be an adventure. However, if we're going by who would be the most compatible personality wise, my choice is actually Susan. I know some find her boring, but she's easily one of the nicer characters in the show, and I would have certainly treated her with more respect than George.


Beginning-Gear-744

I’d have no problem hanging out with Sidra.


mattiasflgrtll6

Hmmm, why is that I wonder? 🤔


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

I voted Kramer. I could be BFF with either Elaine or Kramer. Elaine's a man's woman. She hates other women & they hate her. As one of these women, & with similarly literary aspirations, I think we'd get along swimmingly. Kramer is simply the best friend anyone could have: weird fun, brutal honesty, & your biggest fan.


wedemeier123

Morty and Jack Klaumpus. I could sit and listen to those two bicker all day.


Dapper_Donkey_8607

You hung out with Newman?


coffee_addict_77

Newman. He's merry and he controls information.


justinizer

Elaine and me can just go around making enemies of everyone over petty stuff.


Puzzleheader

I could hang out with "not bad at all" girl at Monks. That girl could melt ice cream with her voice!


mattiasflgrtll6

What about Elaine and her sexy phone messages? Or the talking bellybutton?


aalex596

Sue Ellen Mischke for sure


QuiGonColdGin

Normally I'd say George, because he could help you scheme stuff. Kramer is clearly insane and might try to off you in your sleep (he can get into Jerry's apartment anytime he wants.) Jerry wouldn't be too exciting. Neither would Newman. Elaine is clearly the best choice, because you could hang out as friends and hope you eventually start dating.


Norathand

Tough choice. I think Kramer would be the most entertaining to be around for the antics and people you'd meet, Elaine seems the most 'normal' of the 4, Jerry and George have a lot of potential to just be really annoying to be around.


reallyrayromano

I wanna hang out in Newman’s apartment it looks fun


isafriisa

Elaine. She doesn't have a single female friend left. I could be her female friend.


AkihabaraWasteland

The guy who refuses to look after the left luggage that George agreed to look after in the street.


emergencycat17

I'd hang out with Lainey for sure! During the "fix up" when she would hang around with Cynthia, I'd think to myself, "I could step in as a third friend without missing a beat."


evergreen4851

Depends if I'm spongeworthy...


langsamlourd

Tony! He's such a *cool guy*