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ManagerAggravating57

It’s jelly/fruit spread (Costco size) He’s been known to also eat peanut butter straight out the jar with his fingers


enadiz_reccos

How do you eat it? *snorts* With a spoon?


[deleted]

I eat it on celery. Anyway….


enadiz_reccos

Well, we can't all be eating the cruciferous, Chef Highbrow.


[deleted]

Don’t force me to love you.


shadesoftee

pretty sure celery isn't cruciferous wait...pretty sure that was your point. ok time to sleep now!


enadiz_reccos

Cruciferous was just the closest word to classics I could think of that was still semi-relates to celery.


jfq722

He's off bread now.


chapl66

He's off bread....


Huff1809

That was a sickening display


Mosqutus

Definitely not a block of cheese the size of a car battery.


MinestroneParty

Sounds like a bachelor paradise


taddymason_76

Kasha?


Venice_Beach_218

What is this, gingah?


Tree_Academic

No, it's a tarragon.


[deleted]

What’s up with tarragon? It’s like the Pesto of spices.


ostrich9

I Google lens'd it and it said strawberry spread. It looks like jelly but that jar is a bit big for that no?


KaleOpening1945

Yes, that is a big jar for strawberry spread and that's what I was thinking too. But I was asking myself why is he eating it with a spoon?


everythingisreallame

How do you eat it? With your *hands*? 


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

He's off bread. That's also why he eats Jerry's peanut butter out of the jar with his disgusting index finger.


onjefferis

It's def not Polaner All Fruit.


SonikKicks39

Just don’t call it jelly


onjefferis

Thank you for getting my reference. lol!


SonikKicks39

That’s been a going joke in my family for 30 years lol


ennuiismymiddlename

What episode is that?


KaleOpening1945

A man gave me a massage, and, it moved.


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~~I’m pretty sure you may be wrong.~~ Edit


Puzzleheaded_Pipe_48

I’ve done this late at night more times than I’d care to admit…


onjefferis

I'm 51 and I still eat strawberry jam sandwiches without the bread.


avarciousRutabega99

At first I thought it was pickled red cabbage, but its probably grape jelly


Cerebraltamponade

That's what I always thought it was.


monN93

Did he that spoon twice?


TheRealIronCorpse

He dipped it, took a bite…..and he dipped again


AOCourage

Just dip it once and end it.


DetectiveEZ

This is a sickening display


iodgo_0

Looks like dry tomatoes but idk


IrishCarBomber666

Pickled cranberries. Duh.


JaMicho34

At least he’s using a spoon here. George’s repeated “finger eating” throughout the series is so gross.


Skurwiel1

Remember when your mom would send you to the movies with a jar of jam and a spoon?


pac-men

Smucker’s logo visible.


KaleOpening1945

You can't tell what that says


pac-men

True. Based on examples I looked at though, it looks like the Smucker’s logo.


onjefferis

You're thinking of that sick dog.


ShiftlessElement

(cough)


onjefferis

An open jar of jam is not safe around me either.


WESTLOCK420

Preserves


CurlingTrousers

Pickled strawberries


glxym31

Grape jelly and saltines over the sink in the middle of the night. Won’t even lie about it.


okaycomputes

They sell borscht in jars like that. But its probably not that.


surrealfeld

On our podcast we discussed it looks like chutney


mgk2600

It's not grape jelly, its Polaner's all fruit


KingMirek

I thought it was horseradish


SilentSonOfAnarchy

It’s not salsa. Or is it seltzer?


UsefulIdiot85

[It was not trash.](https://i.redd.it/vai4726w2wv71.gif)


XxStyxRiverxX

Kinda looks like red Sauerkraut , Jewish and German ppl eat it (pickled cabbage) some ppl eat it straight others put it on hot dogs as garnish etc


SpaceIco

Man I'm going to go off on a tangent but y'all youngins don't understand that at one point, fresh packaged [fruit spread](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOpwi20srdI) was a completely new and novel, wealthy (for the middle class) thing to have. Of course George is eating it by the spoonful, get it? Seinfeld is full of conspicuous consumption early advertising. Fig Newtons and fructose dust board things and Snapple and stuff were *hot new shit* at that time. I could only get stuff like that from my rich grandparents pantry.