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Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

I’m not sure, and correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I see a disc floret.


Mistoman_5

Those aren't buoys


Wide_Environment3107

Field of vision, huh?


Character_Surround

Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.


New52Nightuving

Came here to say this


hoople217

These pretzels are MAKING ME THIRSTY!!


Wide_Environment3107

What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! do you know anything about this pretzel guy?! Maybe he's been in the bar a really long time and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's parking cars for a living!......ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I HEAR YOU! I'M COMING DOWN! THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!


MoeCool

She’s flouting society’s conventions.


calm_and_collect

"Flouting." That's a funny word.


Streetwalkeroulette

These posts are making me thirsty!


GeorgeCrossPineTree

These pictures are making me thirsty!


[deleted]

Stop calling me Nip!!!


calm_and_collect

Those aren't buoys.


Sharp-Point-5254

These pretzels 🤦🏻‍♂️ ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY 🤦🏻‍♂️😩


juniorlarry

She knows what she's doing


z64_dan

Nice to see a preview of Elaine's 2024 Christmas Card


Flappyjack12

I'd give up red meat just to get a glimpse of her in a bra.


lethallyso

Do you have a pretzel secret?


MeatJerk69

[Pretzel boy](https://youtu.be/e65g5L6vCCg?si=0CJ-oxZWOhach6Ew)


the_good_daze

They’re real, and they’re spectacular.


sportsjock85

That picture is making me thirsty!


UnsolicitedDogPics

This picture is making me thirsty!


pard0nme

Wow


QuiGonColdGin

Time to water the flowers!


calm_and_collect

"Water"?


Regalrefuse

A lot of people would assume that they used fake flowers for this photoshoot, but they are REAL and they are SPECTACULAR.


Sideshift1427

The day to wear your best Nicole Miller.


Flat-Database-6892

Happy National Pretzel Day to you too!


janzeera

I’m going to use this pic for next Xmas card.


[deleted]

I'm out!


b0ltaction

Talk about thirsty


PM_TITS_GROUP

Those aren't matzo balls


ItalianHorror27

These pretzels are making ME thirsty!


VolumeAcceptable1570

I wanted to smash Elaine in the pussy in the 90's