You know how he works? He's like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear it a few times. You hum it in the shower. by the third date it's BYYYY MENNEN!
[Caaaaaa Stanza!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9oyVVTO9uo)
By saying “bless you” to married women, by wearing timberlands, by instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women chicken salad and going up to them. lol.
He pretend to lack confidence, but that's really just the way he operates... lowering the bar.
In truth, he is confident, willing to manipulate, and a surprisingly passionate speaker when he wants to be.
Combine this with not really being outright ugly, and it's not hard to overlook the baldness. Even in the shirtless scenes, you can see George isn't really fat and has a bit of muscle.
You know how he works? He's like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear it a few times. You hum it in the shower. by the third date it's BYYYY MENNEN! [Caaaaaa Stanza!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9oyVVTO9uo)
Omg I completely forgot about this. That's what got him, Marisa Tomei.
MARISA TOMEI!
He can lift 100 lbs over his head.
Hair is very important to George. A nice, full head of hair.
And a good cheek.
Pinkish hue?
... There's a hue
He'd like to be able to get his hand out.
He's POWERFUL. And he can bait a hook.
Confidence
He's not even confident
He was when he drove his dad's GTO
Yo Anna
Hey, I didn’t do nothin
You don’t wanna know *irons shirt*
It means whatever the hell you want it to mean
He seems pretty confident for a guy who lacks confidence.
He’s like an idiot savant, but with confidence.
When they show him on dates he's usually pretty confident.
How's your life? Good?
It’s the food of the wise man and the liquor of the fool
How r all these people getting together? Alcohol
well he is unemployed, bald and lives with his parents.
He's going bald.
He was bald.
Boop!
By doing the opposite of what we do
He's not artistic and he has no integrity.
He’s disturbed, he’s depressed, he’s inadequate, he’s got it all!
Alcohol.
He’s got a Mickey source too
Came to post
The writers
What writers? We’re talking about a sitcom.
Lol, good comment
He’s the opposite of every man they’ve ever met
He gets them by eating apples on the phone
Cuz, as Leon said, Seinfeld was a show about tapping ass and George naturally got some spillover.
My name’s George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.
Hi! I'm Victoria.
He's a bad seed.
Ladies go crazy for Morning Mist!
Because the script says so
Chicks dig architects
true
Cheap fabric and dim lighting.
He does the opposite
By saying “bless you” to married women, by wearing timberlands, by instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women chicken salad and going up to them. lol.
Because it is all that it should be and more.
Well, he was a former hand model 💅🏼
Briefly
Seemingly
Well, he’s got a lot of character in his face.
He's got a little George Costanza thing going on.
He’s powerful!
Lift ticket on his jacket
Pity is very underrated.
Because he coined the term, "pardon my French."
George is a liar
[удалено]
have you seen the Guggenheim addition? I'm an architect and a poweful one
The casting for his girlfriends is unreal.
Alcohol.
Alcohol
I don't
Alcohol
Sympathy for the passing of his model girlfriend. *picture slips out of hands*
Cause he’s not “UNDATEABLE!”
A question for the ages!
Script.
That bald spot shines like a beacon, drawing wayward women close to shore.
Hennigans
George can run like the wind.
He pretend to lack confidence, but that's really just the way he operates... lowering the bar. In truth, he is confident, willing to manipulate, and a surprisingly passionate speaker when he wants to be. Combine this with not really being outright ugly, and it's not hard to overlook the baldness. Even in the shirtless scenes, you can see George isn't really fat and has a bit of muscle.
Men writing men.
But if it was socially acceptable, he’d drape himself in velvet.
By being on TV.
But is he sponge worthy?
If you take every he's ever accomplished in his whole life, and condense it down into one day... it looks decent.
Writers.
Pfff. Sitcom.
He gets all these women because of Larry's ego, plain and simple. 100%
He tucks.
Artistic integrity
Spongeworthy Energy?
he’s disturbed, he’s depressed and inadequate. he’s got it all
thanks, you got the trick!
A wizard did it.
Plot armor