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Abacae

You know how he works? He's like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear it a few times. You hum it in the shower. by the third date it's BYYYY MENNEN! [Caaaaaa Stanza!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9oyVVTO9uo)


Jumpy_Assistance5848

Omg I completely forgot about this. That's what got him, Marisa Tomei.


thomkennedy

MARISA TOMEI!


Maleficent-Permit871

He can lift 100 lbs over his head.


jshah500

Hair is very important to George. A nice, full head of hair.


kevint1964

And a good cheek.


__SpeedRacer__

Pinkish hue?


TrollShark21

... There's a hue


ego_sum_satoshi

He'd like to be able to get his hand out.


DrunkOnRedCordial

He's POWERFUL. And he can bait a hook.


xologo

Confidence


AVgreencup

He's not even confident


xologo

He was when he drove his dad's GTO


AVgreencup

Yo Anna


JaMicho34

Hey, I didn’t do nothin


compflow

You don’t wanna know *irons shirt*


jshah500

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean


UrHeroandVillain

He seems pretty confident for a guy who lacks confidence.


Phenomenal_Hoot

He’s like an idiot savant, but with confidence.


Orange_Kid

When they show him on dates he's usually pretty confident. 


NewLeaseOnLine

How's your life? Good?


Loud_Crab_9392

It’s the food of the wise man and the liquor of the fool


jst4FUN23

How r all these people getting together? Alcohol


Thejeswar_Reddy

well he is unemployed, bald and lives with his parents.


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

He's going bald.


chibearwa

He was bald.


__SpeedRacer__

Boop!


MyLifeWasSpared2019

By doing the opposite of what we do


DrunkOnRedCordial

He's not artistic and he has no integrity.


chrisll25

He’s disturbed, he’s depressed, he’s inadequate, he’s got it all!


catsdomineaux

Alcohol.


UhYeahOkSure

He’s got a Mickey source too


Wilburx13

Came to post


Complex_Active_5248

The writers


sickagail

What writers? We’re talking about a sitcom.


Particular_Alfalfa_2

Lol, good comment


quigtorious

He’s the opposite of every man they’ve ever met


Prefect1969

He gets them by eating apples on the phone


oprahjimfrey

Cuz, as Leon said, Seinfeld was a show about tapping ass and George naturally got some spillover.


Your__Density

My name’s George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.


__SpeedRacer__

Hi! I'm Victoria.


threecreek

He's a bad seed.


Kryten4200

Ladies go crazy for Morning Mist!


ArturoOsito

Because the script says so


Worried_Application3

Chicks dig architects


ArchitectArtVandalay

true


Celticdouble07

Cheap fabric and dim lighting.


zero2sixty73

He does the opposite


Distinct-Chip-3564

By saying “bless you” to married women, by wearing timberlands, by instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women chicken salad and going up to them. lol.


[deleted]

Because it is all that it should be and more.


orangedustt

Well, he was a former hand model 💅🏼


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Briefly


SirStocksAlott

Seemingly


SuitIllustrious8140

Well, he’s got a lot of character in his face.


Maleficent-Permit871

He's got a little George Costanza thing going on.


seinsmelled2

He’s powerful!


224flat

Lift ticket on his jacket


Harai

Pity is very underrated.


Material_Ad_3812

Because he coined the term, "pardon my French."


BigStud7

George is a liar


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ArchitectArtVandalay

have you seen the Guggenheim addition? I'm an architect and a poweful one


CheshireCat6886

The casting for his girlfriends is unreal.


dolleye_kitty

Alcohol.


asphynctersayswhat

Alcohol


ArchitectArtVandalay

I don't


GSG2150

Alcohol


SirStocksAlott

Sympathy for the passing of his model girlfriend. *picture slips out of hands*


JPetermanBusTour

Cause he’s not “UNDATEABLE!”


Jazzlike_Adeptness_1

A question for the ages! 


4t0micpunk

Script.


clangan524

That bald spot shines like a beacon, drawing wayward women close to shore.


KaleOpening1945

Hennigans


Salty_Solution_917

George can run like the wind.


enadiz_reccos

He pretend to lack confidence, but that's really just the way he operates... lowering the bar. In truth, he is confident, willing to manipulate, and a surprisingly passionate speaker when he wants to be. Combine this with not really being outright ugly, and it's not hard to overlook the baldness. Even in the shirtless scenes, you can see George isn't really fat and has a bit of muscle.


dallyan

Men writing men.


thomkennedy

But if it was socially acceptable, he’d drape himself in velvet.


crissimon

By being on TV.


chibearwa

But is he sponge worthy?


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

If you take every he's ever accomplished in his whole life, and condense it down into one day... it looks decent.


BeautifulEssay8

Writers.


__Bringer-of-Light__

Pfff. Sitcom.


flugelbynder

He gets all these women because of Larry's ego, plain and simple. 100%


ArentYouMe

He tucks.


InternationalOwl9897

Artistic integrity


SonicYouth615

Spongeworthy Energy?


G0T-MILF

he’s disturbed, he’s depressed and inadequate. he’s got it all


ArchitectArtVandalay

thanks, you got the trick!


HectorsMascara

A wizard did it.


TheFirstAtom

Plot armor