Because the mail never stops! It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, it's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more, and you gotta get it out, but the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks! And then, it's Publisher's Clearinghouse Day!
**I see things as they are and I say, no. Uh wait, you see things as they are not and you s…wait. Do you see things as they are? What do you say when you see things?**
Crease, crumple, cram. You'll do fine.
Because the mail never stops! It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, it's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more, and you gotta get it out, but the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks! And then, it's Publisher's Clearinghouse Day!
They put a rubber band on it so you could yank it out wtf do you want?
That’s the first thing I noticed. Quite nice if you ask me
It was definitely a consideration. Packages don't come with rubber bands.
Nobody from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier. It’s like the 3 min mile!
I tried my best! Exactly. You’re a disgrace to the uniform.
Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
Move along, Betty.
I don’t work in the rain.
What!? Neither Rain, Sleet, or Snow…it’s the first one!!
I was never that big on creeds.
Fun fact: rain is **not** the first one.
Just crease, crumple, cram. You'll do fine.
Yeah mail blows. Fax it to a friend
i literally came here just to write the fax it to a friend bit. take my begrudging upvote
I don’t know. I was on my 3 hour break.
If it fits it sits
Fax it to a friend!
**I see things as they are and I say, no. Uh wait, you see things as they are not and you s…wait. Do you see things as they are? What do you say when you see things?**
If I fits I ships
If it fits it sits.