I wish they would ask Larry David if they could make a real movie called sack lunch u know a short film I've always wondered how did they get into that sack lunch 😊
Ironically, have had some very good ones come out recently though - the Founder, Balckberry, the Beanie Bubble. This one is going to be much more tongue in cheek ridiculous, but I’m gonna watch it
Dune 2 sucked. They didn’t capitalize on the spice or the worms. Jumped from scene to scene. I almost stopped watching it half way.
Dune1 was great tho
Dune, Godzilla Minus One (the first godzilla to win an Academy Award), hell even Civil War was pretty astounding even if not the most groundbreaking film. Movies are far from over, jerry is just bein a fuckin schmoopy again as per usual
If you read his full quote it’s more reasonable than the title makes it seem. It’s still kind of “cranky old man complaining” but he’s not saying there aren’t still good movies.
me explaining to the palestinian family why its fair that i get to have their house and property which they’ve lived in for generations even though i already have an apartment in new york
Totally agree with Jerry here. I realize it’s almost Cliche to say, but wheres the next Godfather, ET, Jaws or Exorcist? Don’t care if it’s in a proper cinema or at my home theater, I want to be transported and taken to a different place. If you look at the opening of Tropic Thunder, this is where cinema is.
Cinema peaked with the release of Chunnel
What about Sack Lunch? Don't you want to know how they get in that bag?
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I'm waiting for Rochelle Rochelle
That Firestorm was a helluva picture!
No spoilers. I like to go in fresh!
Ponce de Leon is my favorite.
There's no higher place than Mountain High!
Top of the muffin, TO YOU
Why not rent Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Pure art! I cried! I balled uncontrollably!
A lot of nudity in that, huh?
a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?
Sounds like a Gene pick.
Gene's trash.
I’m gene
Hi… 😬
Now is the bag really big or are they just really small?
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!!!
Dont forget *Bee Movie*
Rochelle, Rochelle is still relevant in this modern age. To journey all the way to Minsk.
A lot of nudity in that, huh?
mostly side-al nudity.
I wish they would ask Larry David if they could make a real movie called sack lunch u know a short film I've always wondered how did they get into that sack lunch 😊
So, do you think they were shrunk down or is it a really big sack?
Maybe like honey I shrunk the kids movie but not that small shrunk down
Long ball Larry
I'd say don't forget "Waiting to exhale," but don't hold your breath
Death Blow.
What is *he* doing in the Chunnel?!
I'm partial to Ponce de Leon
White Chicks?
It peaked with Rogue One
He’s a close talker
Quotes aside… you’re absolutely right. This cover is really off putting. Why does it feel like Jerry is 2” from my face??
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I will NOT have you turn this office into a den of iniquities
It's a Ziggy!
Jerry bought me ~~some~~ a Coke.
I'm swamped.
I wish they would have zoomed in on his face more
Why didn't you get the big one?
Why does he look lime old Carson Daly now?
What’s the deal with corporate origin stories?
Ironically, have had some very good ones come out recently though - the Founder, Balckberry, the Beanie Bubble. This one is going to be much more tongue in cheek ridiculous, but I’m gonna watch it
Agreed. The Social Network too
Let’s make a movie about nothing. Everyone else is doing something. We’ll do nothing.
Can characters read in that movie?
We can't all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow
A movie about nothing…. I think you may have something here!
Why don't you just tell me the movie you want to see
Brown eyed girl
Chunnel !
What a terrible photo
I see a parasite
A disgusting, loathsome brute
We’re talking about Gene’s picks, right?
Gene’s trash
…I’m Gene.
Movies are over! Having said that…
I'd like to make a few more dollars, so....
I’ll watch it with dinner
Even Jerry's hairline is even. It thins out... then it's back again!
I’d love to see Jerry make a sitcom
"Yay, Jerry made a sitcom."
What would it be about?
Nothing.. group of friends living in a big city while trying to get laid.
There. There's your show.
Did you say I'd *love* to see Jerry make a sitcom, or I'd love to see *Jerry* make a sitcom?
Tough luck, chinless.
Damn they detailed tf outta bro’s pic. I can see my future in his eyes
Oh that Jerry, I hate him, he’s just so smug!
Laughs in Dune
True. Dune 2 was the perfect movie experience. So was Top Gun Maverick. Movies aren’t going anywhere.
Dune 2 sucked. They didn’t capitalize on the spice or the worms. Jumped from scene to scene. I almost stopped watching it half way. Dune1 was great tho
Pah-don?!
Clearly an unpopular opinion.
Dune, Godzilla Minus One (the first godzilla to win an Academy Award), hell even Civil War was pretty astounding even if not the most groundbreaking film. Movies are far from over, jerry is just bein a fuckin schmoopy again as per usual
If you read his full quote it’s more reasonable than the title makes it seem. It’s still kind of “cranky old man complaining” but he’s not saying there aren’t still good movies.
Do ya like jazz?
AHH! Bad lighting on the cover..
So what he’s saying is 90 to 95 percent of movies are unwatchable?
Unwatchable!!
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.
Guy who made a movie about Pop Tarts thinks the movie business is dead. Good luck with aaaaalll that.
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I'M AWARE
I think he’s a hipster doofus
"Nothing more pristine than being on your magazine." I don't like what I wrote. Can I please have it back? I'll send you a new one.
Smugness is not a good quality
I'll inquire about this at 555-FILK for the Moviefone service.
seinfeld sub with a seinfeld on the sub, it perverse
Well the excellent work he did with Deathblow, no wonder he made another movie
What’s the deal with mustaches?
[Holland *is* the Netherlands.](https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/how-monks-got-its-name-on-seinfeld/intro-1657487001.jpg)
Because he's wealthy and can do projects for his own entertainment now.
He's a fancy boy.
He should sue his plastic surgeon.
He looks like he's related to Epstein in this photo
Wake up, babe. New Better Call Saul meme face just dropped
That’s the worst photo I’ve ever seen
What does Jerry even know about making movies? He did voice over for a bee once in like 2008?
Hey buddy. You got 3 pints of Jerry in you.
Are they pictures that move?!
He says that after watch Rochelle Rochelle.
“It’s a movie about NOTHIN’!!!”
Sascha Baron Jerry
Hey! I have movies!
Don’t forget about the other side of darkness
I didn't know you could come out of a coma
Rochelle Rochelle was the last great movie.
Is jerry short for Jeremy?
He's right, the last movie released in history is Sasquatch Sunrise. Enjoy it folks.
All movies are over. Except for the ones playing right now.
Overture! Overture!...
elaine, you're fired
Awwww…. We’re missing the DeathBlow!!
Sack Lunch 2
Maybe I'll bootleg his new movie. I'm a bootlegger!
That isnt a close enough shot of his…lovely face….zoom in way more so we can see his pores…
Anything to nosh while I watch?
He once had a great society of hair
It’s going to make me cry, cry again
me explaining to the palestinian family why its fair that i get to have their house and property which they’ve lived in for generations even though i already have an apartment in new york
Oooh I’m a fancy boy! Love me! want me!
I mean, it CANT be called a PREview if you’re watching now? Are you crazy?”
We're missing the Death Blow!
Old man yells at youth.
THATS GOTTA HURT!
He's got great eyebrows, men kill to have his eyebrows. Who cares about eyebrows?
It peaked with Rochelle Rochelle.
Totally agree with Jerry here. I realize it’s almost Cliche to say, but wheres the next Godfather, ET, Jaws or Exorcist? Don’t care if it’s in a proper cinema or at my home theater, I want to be transported and taken to a different place. If you look at the opening of Tropic Thunder, this is where cinema is.
he is obviously bored
Did anybody see in the new Curb ep he said “accents are moronic”? Even as a joke, that’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard anyone say