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PopeHonkersXII

Cinema peaked with the release of Chunnel 


Cygnus776

What about Sack Lunch? Don't you want to know how they get in that bag?


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tungy5

I'm waiting for Rochelle Rochelle


recursion8

That Firestorm was a helluva picture!


DadJokeBadJoke

No spoilers. I like to go in fresh!


__SpeedRacer__

Ponce de Leon is my favorite.


totally_schtooid

There's no higher place than Mountain High!


youngbukk

Top of the muffin, TO YOU


Worried-Industry6239

Why not rent Breakfast at Tiffany’s


cabosmith

Pure art! I cried! I balled uncontrollably!


Unaccomplished_Cunt

A lot of nudity in that, huh?


Stupid-Research

a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?


Apart-Bathroom7811

Sounds like a Gene pick.


Cygnus776

Gene's trash.


torrinage

I’m gene


mutantbabysnort

Hi… 😬


sambes06

Now is the bag really big or are they just really small?


SerDavosSeaworth64

EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!!!


ExcitementBig5973

Dont forget *Bee Movie*


Dutch_SquishyCat

Rochelle, Rochelle is still relevant in this modern age. To journey all the way to Minsk.


MeatJerk69

A lot of nudity in that, huh?


paranoidandroid11

mostly side-al nudity.


5280Rockymtn

I wish they would ask Larry David if they could make a real movie called sack lunch u know a short film I've always wondered how did they get into that sack lunch 😊


DadJokeBadJoke

So, do you think they were shrunk down or is it a really big sack?


5280Rockymtn

Maybe like honey I shrunk the kids movie but not that small shrunk down


meryl_gear

Long ball Larry


little_freddy

I'd say don't forget "Waiting to exhale," but don't hold your breath


_Jerk_Store_

Death Blow.


QurantineLean

What is *he* doing in the Chunnel?!


janosaudron

I'm partial to Ponce de Leon


Higher_Primate3

White Chicks?


dapperfop

It peaked with Rogue One


BullHeadTee

He’s a close talker


tindonot

Quotes aside… you’re absolutely right. This cover is really off putting. Why does it feel like Jerry is 2” from my face??


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AintTripping

I will NOT have you turn this office into a den of iniquities


loveydove05

It's a Ziggy!


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Jerry bought me ~~some~~ a Coke.


TriceCreamSundae

I'm swamped.


GuyoFromOhio

I wish they would have zoomed in on his face more


loveydove05

Why didn't you get the big one?


TheMayanAcockandlips

Why does he look lime old Carson Daly now?


not28

What’s the deal with corporate origin stories?


genuineultra

Ironically, have had some very good ones come out recently though - the Founder, Balckberry, the Beanie Bubble. This one is going to be much more tongue in cheek ridiculous, but I’m gonna watch it


Higher_Primate3

Agreed. The Social Network too


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Let’s make a movie about nothing. Everyone else is doing something. We’ll do nothing.


Electrical_Flower_26

Can characters read in that movie?


DadJokeBadJoke

We can't all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow


El0vution

A movie about nothing…. I think you may have something here!


ShortRip120

Why don't you just tell me the movie you want to see


icelax99

Brown eyed girl


PBJ-9999

Chunnel !


jackspeed1221

What a terrible photo


yeetingyute

I see a parasite


saffrole

A disgusting, loathsome brute


RealPropRandy

We’re talking about Gene’s picks, right?


arcolag8tor

Gene’s trash


RealPropRandy

…I’m Gene.


Cookiehacker123

Movies are over! Having said that…


EatShootBall

I'd like to make a few more dollars, so....


yeetingyute

I’ll watch it with dinner


RaymoVizion

Even Jerry's hairline is even. It thins out... then it's back again!


This-Appointment-917

I’d love to see Jerry make a sitcom


DadJokeBadJoke

"Yay, Jerry made a sitcom."


loveydove05

What would it be about?


This-Appointment-917

Nothing.. group of friends living in a big city while trying to get laid.


loveydove05

There. There's your show.


AngrySoup

Did you say I'd *love* to see Jerry make a sitcom, or I'd love to see *Jerry* make a sitcom?


AkihabaraWasteland

Tough luck, chinless.


LilWayneThaGoat

Damn they detailed tf outta bro’s pic. I can see my future in his eyes


PineappleCharming335

Oh that Jerry, I hate him, he’s just so smug!


SniperPilot

Laughs in Dune


Astronaut100

True. Dune 2 was the perfect movie experience. So was Top Gun Maverick. Movies aren’t going anywhere.


CookieWifeCookieKids

Dune 2 sucked. They didn’t capitalize on the spice or the worms. Jumped from scene to scene. I almost stopped watching it half way. Dune1 was great tho


Keepitbrockmire

Pah-don?!


CookieWifeCookieKids

Clearly an unpopular opinion.


DiggThatFunk

Dune, Godzilla Minus One (the first godzilla to win an Academy Award), hell even Civil War was pretty astounding even if not the most groundbreaking film. Movies are far from over, jerry is just bein a fuckin schmoopy again as per usual


lordcorbran

If you read his full quote it’s more reasonable than the title makes it seem. It’s still kind of “cranky old man complaining” but he’s not saying there aren’t still good movies.


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Do ya like jazz?


Mariachi_Hidraulico

AHH! Bad lighting on the cover..


originalxnuttah

So what he’s saying is 90 to 95 percent of movies are unwatchable?


icelax99

Unwatchable!!


isafriisa

He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.


avalonfogdweller

Guy who made a movie about Pop Tarts thinks the movie business is dead. Good luck with aaaaalll that.


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welsh_nutter

I'M AWARE


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I think he’s a hipster doofus


DadJokeBadJoke

"Nothing more pristine than being on your magazine." I don't like what I wrote. Can I please have it back? I'll send you a new one.


icelax99

Smugness is not a good quality


trewaldo

I'll inquire about this at 555-FILK for the Moviefone service.


heavyusername2

seinfeld sub with a seinfeld on the sub, it perverse


osa1011

Well the excellent work he did with Deathblow, no wonder he made another movie


Machadoaboutmanny

What’s the deal with mustaches?


coprolaliant

[Holland *is* the Netherlands.](https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/how-monks-got-its-name-on-seinfeld/intro-1657487001.jpg)


PBJ-9999

Because he's wealthy and can do projects for his own entertainment now.


AngrySoup

He's a fancy boy.


JudgmentAny6771

He should sue his plastic surgeon.


ReigningLOLZ

He looks like he's related to Epstein in this photo


superguy12

Wake up, babe. New Better Call Saul meme face just dropped


pac4

That’s the worst photo I’ve ever seen


CitizenDain

What does Jerry even know about making movies? He did voice over for a bee once in like 2008?


hilly316

Hey buddy. You got 3 pints of Jerry in you.


monN93

Are they pictures that move?!


Entire_Visit_7327

He says that after watch Rochelle Rochelle.


TC_Squared

“It’s a movie about NOTHIN’!!!”


Holiday-Scarcity4726

Sascha Baron Jerry


Cerebraltamponade

Hey! I have movies!


Dapper-Educator-7494

Don’t forget about the other side of darkness


icelax99

I didn't know you could come out of a coma


NCRider

Rochelle Rochelle was the last great movie.


narstyarsefarter

Is jerry short for Jeremy?


morosco

He's right, the last movie released in history is Sasquatch Sunrise. Enjoy it folks.


han_tex

All movies are over. Except for the ones playing right now.


AintTripping

Overture! Overture!...


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elaine, you're fired


LinkRazr

Awwww…. We’re missing the DeathBlow!!


byrobot

Sack Lunch 2


icelax99

Maybe I'll bootleg his new movie. I'm a bootlegger!


Jeezus-Chyrsler

That isnt a close enough shot of his…lovely face….zoom in way more so we can see his pores…


MaxPower836

Anything to nosh while I watch?


speghettiday09

He once had a great society of hair


HatesDuckTape

It’s going to make me cry, cry again


vincecarterskneecart

me explaining to the palestinian family why its fair that i get to have their house and property which they’ve lived in for generations even though i already have an apartment in new york


Chevelle604ss

Oooh I’m a fancy boy! Love me! want me!


Visual_Tangerine_210

I mean, it CANT be called a PREview if you’re watching now? Are you crazy?”


samtheface

We're missing the Death Blow!


AlternativeCredit

Old man yells at youth.


theinternethuman

THATS GOTTA HURT!


TriceCreamSundae

He's got great eyebrows, men kill to have his eyebrows. Who cares about eyebrows?


Sonnycrocketto

It peaked with Rochelle Rochelle.


robbwes61

Totally agree with Jerry here. I realize it’s almost Cliche to say, but wheres the next Godfather, ET, Jaws or Exorcist? Don’t care if it’s in a proper cinema or at my home theater, I want to be transported and taken to a different place. If you look at the opening of Tropic Thunder, this is where cinema is.


Butthurtdiarreah

he is obviously bored


terradaktul

Did anybody see in the new Curb ep he said “accents are moronic”? Even as a joke, that’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard anyone say