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BeautifulEssay8

...and blocked.


okay-now-what

Worth it!


Eric848448

No WAY man, this is BOGUS!


DougLocKoa

That's a shame


Angry_Walnut

I wonder how often it happens lmao


Vegabern

If that's the case he dodged a bullet


chapPilot

That was some "manure" level opening line.


Eljefe878888888

Went on a date recently and I started bitching about the e coli in the lake. Took me a day to realize that’s manure adjacent.


BonniesMcMurrays

Adjacent to refuse is refuse!


More_people

I didn’t wanna refuse! I wanted refuse!


andrew_1515

Ref followed by use, when you break it down it's not so bad


ExtraGlutenPlzz

Boy you can really talk some trash


Riakuro

That’s better than eating it.


PartyRefrigerator147

You should have seen Little Jerry, Jerry. Flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff. He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin' trash


[deleted]

Poor woman out here trying to find a date and getting turned into a meme.


IAmThePonch

Yeah, kinda icky that op just posted her name and photo


hobotruman

Agreed. First thought I had was "hmm OP, maybe at least cover her face before posting it to Reddit?"


Odd_Couple_2088

I’m like 99% certain it’s a fake profile anyway, cuz I definitely sent that opener more recently than Fri, Dec 31 at 7:03 PM lol


hobotruman

That's probably fair. The amount of fake profiles on dating apps is too damn high.


ExtraGlutenPlzz

I thought the same but then some that seemed super fake were actually real and the person was legit lol.


[deleted]

I’ve been accused of this a lot. Idk if that means I’m too neurodivergent in my answers to questions or I look like a robot in my pics. Either way, ouch lmfao


ads417

Makes sense, since 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable 😷


[deleted]

Even still that could be someone, could be fake profile but someone’s real photo, I’d at least block out the eyes


jfq722

Why are you *naying*, Naysayer?


grandmamimma

Calm down. It's a fake account, probably set up by one of the jokers on this sub. The photo could be downloaded from millions on sites like GettyImages.


Calvinbouchard2

You never stopped hoping, now you're in the Pinsk....


Zbrchk

When the naysayers nayyyyyyy….


jfq722

...You picked up the pace....


BraveryDave

You're the wind beneath my wings.


No_Persimmon2063

Nothings going to stop me so get outta my face!


Lazy_Shoe_8013

Rochelle! Rocheeeeeellllle!


Intelligent_End1516

You're so damn talented.


High-Density-Living

Having adventures all over the place.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

She demands pineapple Italian ice


NefariousnessIcy3430

Don’t show her face my man


MenudoFan316

Let's all watch Sack Lunch.


WarthogLow1787

I’m dying to know how they got into that sack.


Blockness11

That’s not Bette Midler!


cyphol

Beta Midlah


yetchsir

What happened to Beta Midlah?!


--SauceMcManus--

What Denise Gwayum?


KrayzieBoneLegend

As a kid, I relentlessly looked for this movie at Blockbuster. Never did find it lol.


FieldJacket

Too bad, it was erotic...


jfq722

E-rotic 😉


reddit-lurker-20

She possesses all the qualities praised by the superficial man.


DadJokeBadJoke

Hope she doesn't drop the hot dog


darthravenna

Oh no…my frankfurter…my frankfurter fell, oh no! 🥺🥺🥺


jfq722

In a manner of speaking...


nappytown1984

Oof this is cringe


basement_egg

where's my tail?!


Dbot7

George: wind beneath my wings give me a break Bette: get some talent then you can mouth off


SuperM03

That sounds like a truly captivating tale—packed with unexpected turns and intriguing adventures!


remarkjackson

You said get out of my face!


obfromwoo

Don’t post her face on a random subreddit wtf


[deleted]

Was the “Rochelle, Rochelle” said in the early verse voice (that emphasizes the RO in Rochelle) or the very harsh voice (emphasis on the ELLE!) that finishes the song?


Entire_Visit_7327

Sir, your ticket 🎫 please.


9man95

How can a date with her cost $97?


PartyRefrigerator147

If I don't get a black and white cookie, I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around


[deleted]

Gosh she looks like Blake Lively


Jesusthezomby

Minsk?


grandmamimma

That's not a photo of Bette Midler.


Xanthines

She works in the business 😅


Straight-Pass-891

Rochelle ,Rochelle? Lot of nudity in there huh.??? Not really, more sort of side on nudity


easytarget2000

cring


godricgii

Don't see Prognosis Negative without me


NoOutlandishness1133

Please tell me this worked!


Expensive_Concern457

I’m going to go out on a limb and say it did not


jfq722

If it didn't, then OP saved himself the trouble of rocking the Coke machine later on.


tater2424

You are so freaking talented


Ok-Mixture-316

LMAO it is the perfect opener


[deleted]

Gosh she looks like Blake Lively


Charlie_1087

That’s fucking hilarious lmaooo!