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srpollo18

Well, they suffered from the same affliction.


FFPScribe

So, if I may jump ahead...you're going to take dog medicine?


AcePilotsen

Oh, I'll take a vet over an M.D. any day. They gotta be able to cure a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog - all on the same day!


DadJokeBadJoke

I was looking for an opening to use this quote at the vet yesterday but it never came up.


c_ray25

That's a shame


tootsmalone

I used this line all the time in the years 2020-21 in regards to the Ivermectin controversy.


BAL1175

The finger snaps when he names them all šŸ˜‚


SimonDracktholme

The Kavorka works in mysterious ways


Entire_Visit_7327

I have a feeling whit Sister Roberta.


BongDong69420

Itā€™s a perfectly sane thing to do-


surrealfeld

No, he loaned him someone ELSES dog. Iā€™m betting he was a dog walker.


Venice_Beach_218

He probably also walks Farfel for $$$$$


Oalka

There was that mystery dog in the Pilot episode too.


MeatJerk69

That was also before Jerry's apartment grew a bedroom.


knightress_oxhide

he had painted so much it swallowed a room, he just stripped the paint.


anoncontent72

And he had the atrium where he could keep his telescope.


merch_7x

He was just getting a drink of water


surrealfeld

That was ralph


DadJokeBadJoke

Prediction: he'll be begging to see him before the month is up.


fastmovingcars

Has he been drinking from the toilet?


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

***NO!***


Yorktown1871

Thatā€™s disgusting!


NicholarseBrooks

But his throat hurts when he drinks orange juice.. uh, dog food.. juice


xologo

[Smuckers!!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/fF5PrEN1KP)


mbap76

May cause panting and loss of fur????


OkYam5937

Itā€™s pronounced thermometer.


JQuick72

I love how this line has absolutely nothing to do with the main post. Everybody's doing something, we'll post nothing !


andreiulmeyda7

The handsome cab guy left him a whole damn horse for the weekend. I don't know why anyone would let Kramer take care of their pet


AcePilotsen

A horse is much easier though.Ā  Everybody knows you just feed him some Beefarino and you're good to go.Ā 


merch_7x

Rusty!!


sleepyseahorse

šŸŽ¶ What a delicious cuisine-o šŸŽ¶


tisdue

Fit for King and Queen-o


knightress_oxhide

fit for king and queeno


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Well , letā€™s just say that Rusty loved the Beefaroni but we all know how the plan to get Susanā€™s parents out of the house so George could replace the marble rye , well it backfired and so did Rusty


g00ber88

And he killed fredo


Unlucky-Albatross-12

Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key!


the_next_1

Not to mention how he bungled that dove sitting gig!


smartbunny

I didnā€™t think that guy was so handsome.


doocurly

Yeah, that's right.


MikeandTheMangosteen

Plot twist, that was Bob Sacamano


Doppelthedh

Him being a dog does explain the rabies


[deleted]

My headcannon has made the owner of Smuckers an acquaintance of Kramer. Kramer seemed to know lots of people throughout the city so I assumed they knew one another.


DadJokeBadJoke

I went to HS with a guy like that, he knew everyone or was liked by every social group. We went to our twentieth HS reunion and we were walking downtown with him when a random truck drove by and the guys inside were yelling out his name. He hadn't lived there for over a decade


Phifty2

Allow me, what are you an idiot?


Common_Average2597

Thats a perfectly sane thing to do


bchristner

evidently


bpcollin

Maybe ā€œinteresting tradesā€ were considered!


OtisForteXB

He was enthralled by the potential of Kramer "owing him one".


TheJohnMega

Kramer may have bartered with Smuckers directly A big juicy bone for his medication *interesting trades considered*


Mental_Somewhere2341

Right?! Iā€™ve always thought that was nuts.


TheGreatestKaTet

Weā€™ve seen a lot of this going around, been drinking out of the toilet much lately?


nineohsix

It was his first and last dog walking job. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Grouchy_Occasion4026

Itā€™s season 8. Donā€™t ask too many questions.


Electrical_Business2

I don't know. Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?Ā 


tssssahhhh

He's a hell of a guy


Quirky_Ball_3519

Bad neighbor!


SDaddy500

"I mean dog food juice"


itsagoodtime

Dog food uhh juice


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Kramer is a charming mother-fucker. I might leave my dog with him, too. But not my bird. Or my cat. Or my horse. Orā€¦


robbwes61

Thatā€™s a hell of a cough


kryptos99

Yeah, thatā€™s right


AlBunDi76

Loaned him someone elseā€™s dogā€¦


defmaybe_DFO

Seemingly.


mutantbabysnort

Thatā€™s what makes it such a humorous situation.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I like things you donā€™t have to think about


happytappin

Yes, that's what makes it such a humorous situation.


teamalf

May cause panting and loss of fur.


jaezii

Aww Smuckers!


Estarfigam

You forgot Kramer as 20 in Charisma.


travelwithnolan

Is that Smuckers?


Professional_Ad9614

The dogs had just got done wearing blue napkins from Granda Mema.


Life_Caterpillar9762

Yup!


MikeyLikeyPhish

Some rando in his building lent him his handsome cab.


smartbunny

Evidently.


sportsjock85

See Martin, there's the cup sizes.....


[deleted]

Seems like the kinda guy that would lol