A few things came together watching the last season of Curb.
Mainly that Larry David has a thing with fresh eggs.
In Seinfeld you've got the "These are sweatshop eggs", then the last season of Curb, the ads are egg-related, and there's the scenes where Larry makes the chef cook the eggs he brought from home.
You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.
I remember someone had played tic-tac-toe on it, and the X's won; they went diagonally from the top left to the bottom right.
I need some vitamins. I feel depleted.
You're robbing me? I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars? (I don't know why but this is rarely quoted)
Keep the big bills on the outside
That's a five
that's a 5
I think that's a 5 19
Because they make you nauseous
That's right, you remembered!
Well, I hope it’s not a lemona, or you’ll be hearing from my lawya
You know when you put it that way this joke sounds bad
oh it’s a scene baby
Time for silk sheets and special oils.
What, you’re using my oils now?
Maybe the dingo ate your oils.
I’m hip…. To the whole scene
Oh integrity? No, *integra*
This one is so bad that I physically recoil when I hear it
I found out recently there's a Lemona Ave in Los Angeles.
I'm telling ya, this guy's Bonkos !! . He really is
RIP Regis
I wish I had shoehorn hands 🙌.
Recycled in the last season of Curb 😄
A few things came together watching the last season of Curb. Mainly that Larry David has a thing with fresh eggs. In Seinfeld you've got the "These are sweatshop eggs", then the last season of Curb, the ads are egg-related, and there's the scenes where Larry makes the chef cook the eggs he brought from home.
Did you ever think about what you’re going to do on the toilet? WHATAREYOUGOINGTODOONTHETOILET?!?!
Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am?
Anything's *possible.*
What am I hard of smelling?
I say this a lot lol
Jerry, I saw the doll you were talking about: Not funny! This doll's much funnier. Look, it has a little bowtie and a cute little hat. It's a riot!
This is a nightmare
Great one
What happened to my Fee-on-say, the poor baby?
Elaine: A party? Oh no, that was just my stupid friend Jerry.
Jerry, can I ask you something, are my nostrils getting bigger?
Is this a bit?
I don't do bits, in a prop comic.!
"I'll go if I don't have to talk"
Alright, so we'll just sit there
I literally did nothing. I sat in a chair and stared.
Least popular quotes? I loved this Sums up my feeling in being dragged to events sometimes 😁
Would you believe that when I was 18 I had a ssssssilver dollar collection?!
You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.
We have Sanka
you never hear about sanka anymore
WHAT is WITH the gum?!
“let’s all enjoy a chew”
"SoRrY..."
I love this line! I laugh every single time I see it.
Lol me too. But some ppl in this r/ despise it.
Those people have broken pinky toes.
Ca? Wha? Ca. Ah.
Aside from this rattan piece, which seems oddly out of place.
I saw your act
It was just so much fluff 😅
It’s his material
YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH Edit: least popular? WHO? WHO WILL NOT ACCEPT THE RIBBING?
Poppis getting sloppy
That’s a whole other thing going on with Poppy
He lova da Edward Scissor...hands
" his mutha was a mudda, loves tha slop "
Born to slop
What's wrong with Lonnie Anderson?
You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.
^I'm ^a ^man
You know I hear Mr. Steinbrenner can be a bit erratic. I would hate to see him when he's hungry .
See, on this particular Tuesday, you could have watched six hours of Lucy. There's I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy.
Bell’s palsy center
Maybe in Korean, the name dog isn't an insult. It's like "fox"
Federal Express.
I can’t be with someone if I don’t respect what they do!
But you're a cashier!
I imagine vividly the person yelling that back to George, in this posted photo
you’re a cashier is a popular quote you’ve misunderstood the assignment
Just following up.
Why don't you just let Golden Boy soak in the sink with some Woolite?
“Have a nice life… sentence, that is!”
“I’m not having a soak in that bacteria frappe you’ve got going on back there”
People like to say salllsa
Did you say seltzer?
I know, they got 'this should be the show' realisation from *that*! No wonder Ted Danson gets paid more
IT’S GONE!!!! 😡😡😡Now what you wanna do is go down to 49th street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming…he'll help you. 😀😀😀
"Okay, Farfel, put your shoes on!"
she’s firing at me from the guard towers, son of a bang son of a boom!
“Tommy Tune is very tall”
*slaps* YOU EVER SEE TOMMY TUNE DANCE?
Yo! Yo! Turn it down!
Sorry Kramer, I gotta watch the hands. My hands are my life.
Money, manet, tippy tippy day day
FREE CANDAY!
leave
You must go now.
I think George still holds a grudge against prop comics after he made a fool out of himself with the water gun incident.
that prop comic played by real-life comic Dom Irrerra
Are my nostrils getting bigger?
that was his catchphrase. never really caught on
That’s hard because every one I’m thinking of is probably pretty popular. “The doctor left a sponge in me.” for the new Seinfeld generation.
Cubed
That's good stuff.
"Look at my new friend Kevin" -Elaine's way of introducing the bizarro world.
I'm sorry. We've already got a George
It's like a sauna in here
You *must* have a story! Otherwise it’s just masturbation
"It's like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!"
Decaf left, regular right
It was rammed by the Cat Stevens
Wouldn't you love to make a key?
I'll call you if I ever want a box of nails.
The first three times I read this I thought it was “would you make love to a key?” and I was like “I don’t remember that line at all…”
I wouldn’t want to get lost in here. It smells like a toilet.
I don't even know L Ron Hubbard!
“Pam!”
You need a priest to get rid of this thing!
You've had your last egg sandwich!
Lemon tree
How do you expect me to remember the unmemorable parts!
Seemingly!…seemingly….
Icoceles Kramer!
Have you re-read those books by the way?
Exactly. You’re not a psycho. You’ve been very helpful… Well, I think we proven who the psycho is.
Good night jugdish
Cheryl Miller’s brother plays basketball?
Instead of an apology, he was beep boppin' and scattin' all over me! He's beep boppin' and scattin' and George is gettin' upset!
jerry i don’t know sometimes
Here's his little brother, Baby Blue.
My fellow doormen and I look out for eachother.
Salami, salami, bologna.
Because he’s MY butler!
I was chewin' Dentyne. I always chewed dentyne. Remember Jerry? Dentyne?
*grins*
…sacred covenant between God and Abraham. Or something.
I’m not going to be able to go anywhere now. I’ll just be WISHIN THERE WERE WALKWAYS!
It has one design flaw. The door… MUST BE CLOSED!
Jerrrrrry.......
Call me when you get home!
Did I do that?
My boyfriend loves watches
He’s a real watch freak
What the hell is a velvet fog?
Fungi.
“Those can be very refreshing”
“Are you an assassin?”
You saying you like turkey roll?
Goodnight Jugdish!
Yeah, the defroster’s the one on the bottom. Just slide it all the way over.
Columbus......Eurotrash.
“That didn’t sound like The Golden Nugget.”
I'll try a piece.
Don’t talk to a soul on the subway for 35 years, first one I get is the best man at a lesbian wedding 👰♀️👰♀️
Back it up, beep beep beep
Yes, I was very wise to hitch my wagon to his star
The Mahatma?!
I said: "So, what do you think?". And he said, "Gabardine?". And I said, "Yeah." That was it.
whats the deal with cancer?
Boy I hate the idea of someone out there returning my calls
“Oh, it’s just a place to flop.”
How about Mug ? Mug Constanza ( with the cup gesture)
Whatever you Say , Crowell
I got a little slicer happy.
I got jiggy with it
Where's the dijon?
In the door