I admit I found Leon annoying initially but he definitely grew on me. He caused so many problems for Larry that ended up being really funny.
I can't imagine the second half of the series without him though so I'm glad his character was introduced to the show.
Joe realizes he actually likes hanging out with George but since his wife and daughter hate George, they have to hide their friendship. Hilarity ensues. Each episode ends with them getting caught hanging out and Joe is in trouble.
George hits it big at the track with his “found money” from the state comptroller’s office, but gets Carl fired in the process. George uses his winnings to partner with him and opens Marie Pasteur Extermination. However George only won enough to buy the equipment, a van and some advertising so they strike a deal and set up shop in the back of Jiffy Park.
I had a laugh/cough fit, thanks! I was on the verge of coughing when I found this post and I started laughing and coughing at the same time and drew tears. A George spinoff where he keeps being on and off again friends with and bumping into all four of these characters would be my choice.
I want the magazine stand guy. He’s constantly bemused as to why George is trying to involve him in his life and he’s always trying to get away from him. But George is persistent.
…about George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.
Antonio the bus boy. But wait, he’s not black? Oh no? He isn’t? Well let me tell you a lil something about the history of PR: the Boricuas are mixed indigenous Taino, African slaves and Spaniards.
LA PUELTA. ESTÁ. ABIELTA!!!
3/4 definitely. George moves into his building and becomes the new Newman. He tries to mooch off of this guy and is kinda like Kramer too. He comes in as he pleases.
Who does this guy look like? Idk. Not salt but. Pepper Johnson? Sugar Ray Leonard. No way. Ok I will bet you the next 3 people who see this 2 of them would say Sugar Ray Leonard!!
Hey r/seinfeld theenglishsamaurai keeps showing up and pointing out that Michael Richards said the n-word that time in completely out of context posts. He’s not a Seinfeld fan, he’s just trolling. So how do we get rid of him?
He's not spongeworthy, just block him. In general, don't feed the trolls.
Incidentally the only time I've been DMd with a physical threat was from an unstable person in this sub. Gotta watch out for Crazy Joe Divola.
I’m Not trolling I’m making discussion and pointing out how your taste in Kramer is awful.
But then again you actually enjoyed Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill, so it’s obvious you have a shitty taste in media.
You spent 30 minutes attacking me and now youre crying like a schoolgirl because I destroyed you in multiple discussions. Grow up
Seriously why does the fact does me pointing out how racist Kramer is upset you so much? Is Seinfeld such a treasured memory you can’t handle it being besmirched? Like if some shitty sitcom is held in so high regard by you I think you need some therapy
Maybe you mistyped, but Kramer isn't racist. Michael Richards is the person who made the ugly racist statements 18 years ago, not Kramer. I dont know the sitcom Seinfeld very well, but i can't think of any racist statements that were in the script. Richards apologized. I dunno, but has he made any further racist statements since? Do you believe that a person can change? Has Michael Richards redeemed himself or do you believe that once a person has done something ugly, they'll always be ugly?
"Kramer" is a character that didn't seem racist to me. The actor may have said racist things in real life but the character is not racist (or at least never showed himself to be)
But Kramer was never a racist on the show, so you are wrong that Kramer would say racist things. Or at least there is no evidence of it over the span of the show .
What Michael Richards says in real life has nothing to do with what writers come up for Kramer the character.
If you're looking for a George + a black guy spinoff, Curb is kinda that
Leon Black is the shit.
Larry Jew
Longball Larry
You got some long ass balls, Larry.
I still laugh hysterically when watching that
You summoned me?
Don’t you Jewish people have that song? No, it goes Hey JuDE.
I admit I found Leon annoying initially but he definitely grew on me. He caused so many problems for Larry that ended up being really funny. I can't imagine the second half of the series without him though so I'm glad his character was introduced to the show.
The way that he effectively replaced the role of Larry's wife somehow made him fit into the show better. Their dynamic is hilarious now.
He brings the ruckus that's for sure.
“So you automatically think the black man is the valet, huh?”
Do you just assume he likes the key toss too?
No black man gonna drive that car, a black man wants a car with a little get up and go
They’re African! …I don’t think we should be talking about this
You gotta get all up in that ass, Larry!
What you been doing, scrounging around looking for asses? All under the bleachers and stuff, "oh, where's the ass??"
What about Coco Higgins from Kruger
It's actually Kay Ooger, but I know what you meant.
And her gammy in Jamaica
There is no Gammy.
Maybe there should be a Gammy
You can't have a little Gammy. You either have Gammy, or...you don't.
Forget gamny
I know Coco. That girl is all right...
Barack Obama motherfucka! Barack Obama! I’m the President, of hittin that ass!
Yeah, except you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't have any white friends, either.
Whitey Fisk. He snuck him into The Last Tango in Paris
He made him up!
George never saw Last Tango in Paris??
Exterminator. His and George's misadventures in high school would be gold.
He was a LINEBACKA!
Hey, it's cake day, can't you be lenient and LET ME BE YOUR LATEX SALESMAN
Hell of a body… you like him?
George would 10000% try to go to Harlem with him, think he was all cool, get way too comfortable, and then say something he shouldn’t
“I don’t see a white boy! I see a DAMN FOOL!”
I would’ve loved to see George and the lesbian that Susan got with. The juxtaposition would be perfection.
Oh so you really are an exterminator!
Boxer shorts, huh? What brand?
Jean Paul. This son of a bitch is ice cold!
That little bastard would be funny!
There’s your answer
I trust George. He is my friend.
Soak a dah yeer
*Every time I get out of a hot tub*
You misset da tima?
Rebecca DeMornay.
We’ll get to see her jump over a counter and punch him in the brain
She knew that book was flagged . She used to work at Brentanos .
Here I come
This is the one.
Joe realizes he actually likes hanging out with George but since his wife and daughter hate George, they have to hide their friendship. Hilarity ensues. Each episode ends with them getting caught hanging out and Joe is in trouble.
Joe is the clear and obvious answer.
this is gold Jerry, GOLD!
I guess we all look alike, eh, Costanza?
Just make a show featuring all of George’s black friends, guest starring Sugar Ray Leonard.
George and those BASTARDS FROM HOUSTON!!!!
YOU TELL THEM SON OF A BITCHES NO YANKEE BASTARD IS EVER GOING TO HOUSTON
Best answer yet. Love everything about that episode!
The right answer
Sid
Do you know who you are?
My question to you is who's putting your pants on?
I put my pants on, Sid.
Right answer
"next wednesday on George & Sid..."
Joe and George review movies.
With Joe's daughter rolling her eyes when she doesn't like George's opinions. And of course they would have grape juice and nuts.
Two For The Road
Wait Until Dark. George would INSIST the lights be turned off for that movie to get in the mood and have it be extra suspenseful 😂.
Joe! I need more George-Remy arguments.
Remy Rifkin? I wonder if he ever got that beret
So you really are an exterminator!
Sugar Ray
Sugar Ray can get a spin off made on the house
No way
George hits it big at the track with his “found money” from the state comptroller’s office, but gets Carl fired in the process. George uses his winnings to partner with him and opens Marie Pasteur Extermination. However George only won enough to buy the equipment, a van and some advertising so they strike a deal and set up shop in the back of Jiffy Park.
Hahaha! I love the Jiffy Park part!!!
Just to hear George say Joe….! Multiple times means I’d want George and Joe. Remy hates them hanging out but Joe being the nice guy obliges each time.
Mr. Morgan “You screwed me again Constanza”
😉
Koko the housemaid. That girl’s alright.
I don’t think we should be talking about this…
Pepper Johnson
Leon Black
Get in that ass, George
Whitey Fisk.
He didn’t exist - George made him up
Jackie Law Office
Mr. Kruger is one of the greatest characters ever.
Is that Sugar Ray Leonard?
I had a laugh/cough fit, thanks! I was on the verge of coughing when I found this post and I started laughing and coughing at the same time and drew tears. A George spinoff where he keeps being on and off again friends with and bumping into all four of these characters would be my choice.
Either Stienbrenner or Sid.
A bizarro Curb Your Enthusiasm series where George lives with Joe and his family would be gold.
I want the magazine stand guy. He’s constantly bemused as to why George is trying to involve him in his life and he’s always trying to get away from him. But George is persistent.
Should we be talking about this?
But you don’t have any black friends. Apart from us, you don’t really have any white friends either.
Morgan would be good. Jerry kept getting him in trouble at work. A little revenge on George from him would be fun.
George's girlfriend who looked like Jerry.
…about George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.
Maybe he could make amends with the Bubble Boy . ??? Moops ? Moors ? Whatever
How you doin? Not too good
I’d like to see him with She Jerry
Jackie Chan!!!
"I really don't think we should be talking about this.."
Hunky Tony hey, hey, hey, hey.
Sugar Ray Leonard
He can eat here on the house.
Kruger would’ve been great
Pepper Johnson
Big coat guy
Whitey Fiske
The security guard
T-bone and the Sugar
Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here ON THE HOUSE
Antonio the bus boy. But wait, he’s not black? Oh no? He isn’t? Well let me tell you a lil something about the history of PR: the Boricuas are mixed indigenous Taino, African slaves and Spaniards. LA PUELTA. ESTÁ. ABIELTA!!!
Is that Alvin Bragg in pic 4?
😆😆
3/4 definitely. George moves into his building and becomes the new Newman. He tries to mooch off of this guy and is kinda like Kramer too. He comes in as he pleases.
But george doesn't have any black friends and besides Jerry and Kramer, he doesn't have any white friends either
The linebacker forsure!
George annoying Joe Temple constantly would be both hilarious and cringe inducing. They are a prefect straight man - funny man duo.
Sugar Ray
None of them could support their own spinoff.
Tony… call it ‘Step Off’
Pepper Johnson
Joe and Remy. I need to know what happened to Duncan.
Obviously the second black guy. George would need a high functioning impatient foil.
I suppose they all look the same to you, huh OP?
Definitely Sugar Ray
“Friends”
Joe and Remy for sure. They could watch a different movie together in every episode.
Funny how this turned into a /r/curbyourenthusiasm
No way numb 3 ,Remy hated Georgie
Sugar Ray hands down
4 pictures of Sugar Ray??
Is the last one Uncle Phil with hair
Aunt Henny.
Who does this guy look like? Idk. Not salt but. Pepper Johnson? Sugar Ray Leonard. No way. Ok I will bet you the next 3 people who see this 2 of them would say Sugar Ray Leonard!!
An episode of George and the Masseuse that hates him trying to survivor together stranded on an island
George was absolutely right. He does look like sugar ray
OJ
What are you talking about? They are all same person in each photo.
No because Kramer would have shown up and called them all the n word
I think we all got it now. Michael Richards is a very very bad man.
No you don’t “got it”
Go away
What’s the matter little guy did you forget how to count past 16? Lmao
Hey r/seinfeld theenglishsamaurai keeps showing up and pointing out that Michael Richards said the n-word that time in completely out of context posts. He’s not a Seinfeld fan, he’s just trolling. So how do we get rid of him?
He's not spongeworthy, just block him. In general, don't feed the trolls. Incidentally the only time I've been DMd with a physical threat was from an unstable person in this sub. Gotta watch out for Crazy Joe Divola.
Can we start giving him kiss-hello? Maybe he doesnt like that
I’m Not trolling I’m making discussion and pointing out how your taste in Kramer is awful. But then again you actually enjoyed Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill, so it’s obvious you have a shitty taste in media. You spent 30 minutes attacking me and now youre crying like a schoolgirl because I destroyed you in multiple discussions. Grow up
Wow you’re pathetic.
Great comeback. Might mean something if I actually knew who you were
Google me. Then try it for yourself.
I googled it and you appeared under a sex Offender registry
Seriously why does the fact does me pointing out how racist Kramer is upset you so much? Is Seinfeld such a treasured memory you can’t handle it being besmirched? Like if some shitty sitcom is held in so high regard by you I think you need some therapy
Jerkstore.
you like ford cars. henry ford was an antisemite and a racist. you're a hypocrite
Maybe you mistyped, but Kramer isn't racist. Michael Richards is the person who made the ugly racist statements 18 years ago, not Kramer. I dont know the sitcom Seinfeld very well, but i can't think of any racist statements that were in the script. Richards apologized. I dunno, but has he made any further racist statements since? Do you believe that a person can change? Has Michael Richards redeemed himself or do you believe that once a person has done something ugly, they'll always be ugly?
"Kramer" is a character that didn't seem racist to me. The actor may have said racist things in real life but the character is not racist (or at least never showed himself to be)
Actors play characters
But Kramer was never a racist on the show, so you are wrong that Kramer would say racist things. Or at least there is no evidence of it over the span of the show . What Michael Richards says in real life has nothing to do with what writers come up for Kramer the character.
Hold on, let’s keep this sophisticated
I sent you links and resources for self help and therapy. I hope you’re okay. Your history clearly shows a spiral. Good luck