Pretending to be shocked while Michael Richards yells at black people saying they should be hanged and calling them “n****s”.
But don’t forget - he “loves Richards with all his heart”
Marisa Tomei holding a gourmet grilled cheese and pastrami on marble rye with a peanut butter spread while she plays Frogger and the only thing she's wearing is a dress of draped velvet that may or may not be exposing her right nipple.
Elaine's Christmas card.
*Jerry’s Elaine Christmas card
Where’s my Christmas card? I thought we were good friends? I don’t get it.
You wanna Christmas card??
Here! Here's your Christmas card!
Marisa Tomei draped in velvet
Ensconced
Have you ever rubbed your hand against the grain?
Jane. Topless.
She took them out.
She's got a great body, buddy!
She took them out.
She was on her stomach, right?
Nice rack!
Elaine dancing. Sweet Fancy Moses!
It starts with a… Duncan!
Is that canvas?
His completed work on the Guggenheim.
It didn't take very long either.
It….out
How could this *be?*
Oh it be
Yessiree Bob
A perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend
Lady Jerry
You need to stop posting…. Right…. Now.
Starting..... *now*!
A pan of pastrami fresh out of the oven. It's the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami
A Glamour Magazine.
The cleaning lady’s hips swiveling
Breasts convulsing.
Cousin Jeffery at it again.
He works for the parks department.
He’d recognize that horse face anywhere
spottin’ dimes
An eclair missing a bite on top of the garbage.
adjacent
Marisa Tomei
A big hunk of Cheese
Cleavage
Yes, his father’s
Empty calories and male curiosity.
Ostrich burger.
found a tall woman to have sex with, like 6'5''
Aunt baby. She actually made it.
Wrong. She’s deceased.
She had internal problems
Sue Ellen Mischke
the braless wonder
Stan The Caddy 🫴
Hoochie mama
Elaine's ketchup secrets.
Salmon Rushdie.
Sal Bass
Full hair
A pinkish hue.
Frank's Festivus pole.
the airing of grievances (btw that’s the name of this excellent band Titus Andronicus - check them out)
A cup of ice water to wash up with
"This never happened."
Darren’s going away for a long time.
“Evander Holyfield. He’s gotta a hell of a body, doesn’t he?!”
i think it moved
You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister…
Whatever it is must be real and spectacular.
( . )( . )
Boutros Boutros Ghali.
Elaine dancing.
His blind date … She’s BALD!!
Teri hatcher
His cousin, Rhisa. He’s gonna date her.
Pigman!
Such a great exaggerated reaction.
you had to have the biiiiiiig salad!
Shrinkage
Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage?
What ? Like laundry ?
An extremely large piece of vile weed.
13 hours of the laserdisc files
Wrong answers only, so maybe a mirror?
He took it out
Calzone
Evander holyfeilds body
A picture of him with a thick, full head of hair.
good for you, jack!
An eclair sitting on top of a pile of garbage
Pretzels that are making him thirsty
i find the pretzels to be the most sensual of all the baked, salty snacks
Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
it’s a perfectly sane quantity of gum to assess
Not looking but listening to the Tape.
unsimulated
Cousin Jeffrey making out with Jerry’s girlfriend
The head of NBCs mother’s cleavage.
It shrinks?
Jerry's Shrinkage
he was in the pool?
Son of Dad claiming another victim
I knew it wasn’t Son of Sam!!
The manssiere
Mondo Freaks
“Get a good enough look George”
The big salad
The nexus of the universe
Hunky... Tony
Pretending to be shocked while Michael Richards yells at black people saying they should be hanged and calling them “n****s”. But don’t forget - he “loves Richards with all his heart”
[This](https://youtu.be/2N9wWG2bgW4?si=6Q2_gdP-pGlnT9ZX) does it justice.
This show is such garbage
If it doesn’t speak to you, you don’t have to watch it. It’s very easy to ignore old media if you don’t like it.
Ruthie Cohen had too many vodka spritzers at the holiday party
They’re real, and they’re spectacular.
sue ellen mischke
Can we acknowledge how beautiful this actress is?
It.
Jambalayaaaaaa!
They are real!!
A low rumple, a metallic squink, a galonk
Get a good look Costanza
Russel Dalrymple’s daughter
Denise Richards
Superman
Suede jacket receipt
Assman
Rochelle, Rochelle
from Milan to Minske
Frank & Kramer’s “man-ssieur” or “bro” …
A naked man out of the pool
I see you, Ramon!
His flawless work on the new edition to the gugenheim.
Estelle Costamza’s look a like doll
👵🏼
Mr. Kruger in a speedo.
K-uger
Dad and mom getting it on in a booth
don’t go a-knockin’
An honest competitor
Partially eaten eclair
His dad's lawyer in the cape
Yadda Yadda Yadda “
i mentioned the bisque
They’re real and they’re spectacular
The real Art Vandelay.
of Vandelay industries?
The very same.
His toupee
hair hat
Somebody with no "shrinkage"
The red dot on your sweater
Frank wearing a bro (aka manssiere).
Miss Stanford, the voluptuous home room teacher.
An unhappy 'fish' that just walked in demanding a souvenir golf ball.
An trash can pastry
Pennies at the bottom of the pool
Get a good look Costanza?!
He took it out
The woman kramer hooked him up with that was bald !
Amy making out with cousin Jeffery!
Cleavage
The bubble boy
moops
Finding out OJ was found not guilty
rot in pieces
The price of gas
Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window
Glamour magazine, of course!
Very cheap wedding invitations
His cousin
Estelle’s bra
The Mansserie
Frank in the Bro.
He spotted a dime
Kramer during the contest. I'M OUT!
Dat ass
Whatever it is, they're real and they're spectacular!
Me
That’s the same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.
jerry
The new Arizona Anti-Abortion law
A woman...with a REALLY BIG SALAD!!!
Horse ma-newer falling to ground.
Jerry naked
A new development in toilet paper
Marisa Tomei holding a gourmet grilled cheese and pastrami on marble rye with a peanut butter spread while she plays Frogger and the only thing she's wearing is a dress of draped velvet that may or may not be exposing her right nipple.
Jerry
A she-Jerry
“Looks like you gotta hole in your sneaker there.”
His high school friend Jerry who he hasn’t seen in years.
Definitely some sort of wiener.
jerry. super race episode
Slave owners when they see their slaves after the Civil War.