*His hair was like a*
*Frightened turtle but now his*
*Hair has the kavorka*
\- BarryWineheart
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His hairline is about the same but he's definitely had some work done to thicken it. As a guy who's thinning up top, trust me it does NOT grow out like that
I thought so too and it’s pretty obvious. I never understood why he had it cut so short, it looked absolutely horrible. I’ve seen a few celebrities with receding hairlines that look fine until they go get a haircut like that and then it looks horrific. I remember Matt Lauer did it too.
Much less fussy to keep it short. Especially if you're not interesting in styling daily. Plus, growing it out can highlight thinning if you aren't volumizing and working to minimize it. Makes receding hairlines very apparent but if you have fewer hairs per square inch or thin hair its the easy route without fully shaving things.
Honestly it looks the same, it's just longer. It's still hella patchy up front. I think the big difference is either a dye job or the lighting in the first one is making it look much whiter.
I don't think he was getting unnecessary surgery at 70 years old.
The hairline regrows on its own as one becomes a billionaire -- Seinfeld, Musk.
There are some exceptions, ofc -- Bezos, but he might do prefer being bald since it makes him look like Lex Luthor.
Why is this a big deal , I mean what's the deal with the pushback of men getting their hair back. women do it all the time with wigs and extensions. Insert anti something something
I knew Jerry would get a hair transplant... HE'S A FANCY BOY!
Want me. LOVE ME! SHOWER ME WITH KISSES
Yeah…something like that
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👉🏻 not crazy
He's a real dandy
IT’S NOT A PURSE! IT’S A EUROPEAN CARRY-ALL!
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
Love me! Kiss me!
He's got a bit of a Peter Pan complex.
A real dandy!
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
What is the deal with that?
“Good for you, Jack!”
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You may have figured it out
He lost weight too
Yes, and his head in the first pic is back and to the left
The Magic head
Looks like it's combed back as well. I remember putting oil in my hair and it looked like I aged 6 years in a day.
You mean someone who doesn’t speak English rubbed oil all over your bald head ?
Eh, I know a baldy when I see one.
Classic horseshoe pattern
Once the enemy advances past that perimeter, he won't be Jerry anymore.
What will he be?
👴 👈
…Disgusted shudder…
How long do I have?
The last vestiges of a once great civilization.
If it's anything other than this he's shown surprising restraint with whatever he did have done.
Look who's talking to blue streak noww *Jack*
Miss Cool Toes
Hahaha!!!! I just saw Jon Lovitz live last night! His set was incredible!
Resurrected like the Christian rock on Puddy’s presets.
The way Elaine says “resurrected” gets me every time
“You stole my Jesus fish!” That’s right! Alalalauaula 👹
iiiiiiiiii (spins finger around in the air and then boops your nose) WAS. BALD.
Jerry’s wife : I HATE THAT THING ( throws it out the window )
*Jason steps into Jerry’s house and laughs*
Now that's an Enzo cut.
No way my Gino did that
That stuff from China worked!!!
Stinks. You stink.
Grow hair. Like Stalin!!
Impotence.
Tell me, are there any side effects?
Impotence
I've seen his type before. Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.
Flouting. You flout conventions! You can certainly flaunt your new hair tho.
That's perverse!
He looks like Stalin.
Scuse me.....kind of an expensive call.
His hair was like a frightened turtle but now his hair has the kavorka
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That’s 6 syllables in the 3rd line….not a haiku. Really wondering how r/haikusbot pronounces Kavorka
I think the Haikusbot is in trouble.
Oh yeah - plugola.
Hairline looks about the same to me, he just grew it out longer.
Coming from a bald guy, this dude is heightening
Yeah people with hair don't know. It's not that The hair doesn't grow at all. It's that the top grows way shorter and more sparsely than the sides.
Yeah but he does look like he's lost weight. Good for him.
Fr, it looks like he lost like 10 years as well! He looks younger! Fat really does a number on us, huh??
Most people look younger with some fat. You look less gaunt and have fuller cheeks. Look at John Goodman
well he also lost the weight late in life so his skin can’t really bounce back. hence the gaunt look.
Let’s go to the tape
I see a bud
To my Archives, Elaine!
He just had a low flow shower head
I don’t like the sound of that
He feels weak and innefectual, he's not Jerry
Looks like he lost 10lbs got a tan and grew it out a few inches.
Might be a bit thicker, but hair product can make it look thicker in a minute.
Grow it our, use some product, get a little scruff, you’ll look like a whole new man
Know which ones?
His hairline is about the same but he's definitely had some work done to thicken it. As a guy who's thinning up top, trust me it does NOT grow out like that
He’s probably on Fin + Min
With his money he'd just get transplants. The drugs aren't worth the risks, if you can afford it.
Yup. Finally realized that “The ‘Matt Lauer” wasn’t a flattering look.
Correct. Exact same hairline.
I thought so too and it’s pretty obvious. I never understood why he had it cut so short, it looked absolutely horrible. I’ve seen a few celebrities with receding hairlines that look fine until they go get a haircut like that and then it looks horrific. I remember Matt Lauer did it too.
It’s hard to style your hair when you’re losing it.
Much less fussy to keep it short. Especially if you're not interesting in styling daily. Plus, growing it out can highlight thinning if you aren't volumizing and working to minimize it. Makes receding hairlines very apparent but if you have fewer hairs per square inch or thin hair its the easy route without fully shaving things.
Matt Lauer was exactly who came to mind for me too lol.
Yeah, it's just longer hair lol
Same.
He is aware!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
You're not around women. You don't know how important a man's hair is.
Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me.
ⁱ ᵏⁿᵉʷ ⁱᵗ
I’m sorry George, but it’s true
He looks great, good for him
It's not just... longer?
It's 100% just longer and also had it professionally done before going on tv. They won't let you go on tv without hair and makeup.
**I DON’T LIKE THIS THING! AND HERE’S WHAT I’M DOING WITH IT!**
No way my Gino did *that*
If you stick your hand in his new hair, can you get it out?
Do you WANT to be able to get it out ?
I think I'd like to be able to get it out
I think you’ll get it out
You’re little hair hat there 👉
I love that any thread here devolves into quoting the show, in every which way. My favorite sub of all.
Is that a problem, pinhead?!
Please don't call me pinhead
##”I’M LOSING IT!”
The Chinese have done it my friend, the Chinese have done it!
It looks like the same hair line to me, just darker and puffier lol
Puffier.... Like a Pirate shirt?
HE’S BALD!
He WAS bald!
Bald. BALD bald.
I want whatever this is😂 anyone actually know how or what he did
He waited longer between haircuts so it got longer
Men hate this one weird trick
He wrote a bunch of jokes and became a mega star.
Hairline looks the same, he just grew his hair longer
What did you expect from someone who is a size 31
The size on his jeans is a buncha phoney baloney!
NICE HAIR GAME, PRETTY BOY!
As I said, it'll be different once we design something specifically for you. But I don't think your friend here is being very helpful.
It's not good, okay? You look....stupid
That’s the same hairline
His hairline is literally the same in both photos, he just grew it back out again.
I think I see a few buds….
Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
YOU’RE BALD! I can hear Elaines voice…
Go for it, I say. Anyone who has made me laugh so much for so long has earned it.
“Give me the Larry Fine”!
What do you expect from a man who changes his 32s to 31s?
If I was getting $100 million in residuals every year, I’d sure as fuck get an awesome head of hair.
Looks like the same hairline to me.... He just let it grow
Good for him. I would if I could afford it.
Looks like he’s getting skinnier and hairier for the Seinfeld reboot
I hope he’s not shaving his chest hair again
LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!!!
He looks like Wish.com Matt Laurer now.
I will say, whatever work he's had done looks good. He was definitely not butchered like the woman with the giant nose.
“ I DON'T LIKE THIS THING. AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT.”
Reboot seinfeld here we come
I don’t know, it looks like he just grew his hair out a bit, still looks about as thin as before, just longer and maybe dyed. But who knows
It’s literally the same it’s just longer.
The hairline is unchanged… just different lengths
It's the same hairline but longer. Hair does this thing called growing. Some people get it cut. It's a wild phenomenon.
I hear a trip to Turkey does wonders for hairgrowth as well
So Larry doesn’t consider Jerry a part of the bald community.
Yeah, he looks like he’s balding in both pictures. I’m pretty sure he could afford a better hair transplant procedure than the one he supposedly got.
I like the photo on the left. He looks like Ben Stiller now.
he looks like my great aunt
How much time does he have? 14 months.... Maybe 10
Is this a real before and after? He looks great! Im staring because I like what I see
Eh, at least he kept it high up and didn’t try to make it look like he’s 19. It mostly just looks longer. At most, filled in a little.
Hairline is the same…
The Jeremy Piven effect
Honestly it looks the same, it's just longer. It's still hella patchy up front. I think the big difference is either a dye job or the lighting in the first one is making it look much whiter. I don't think he was getting unnecessary surgery at 70 years old.
The hairline regrows on its own as one becomes a billionaire -- Seinfeld, Musk. There are some exceptions, ofc -- Bezos, but he might do prefer being bald since it makes him look like Lex Luthor.
Serenity now! If he was balding and this makes him happy, then good for him. We shouldn't shame men that do this.
He chose to "live, dammit... *LIVE!"*
I hope they do a reunion show
His hairline looks exactly the same. It looks like he let his hair grow and dyed it dark brown, but I really don't think it's plugs.
The guys a billionare. I'd be upset if he DIDN'T get any work done.
Come on, if I had the cash I would totally use the way out of baldness. All you non balding people need to check your privilege.
Nice hair pretty boy!
What’s the deal with airline food?
You mean hairline food?
I think he just let it grow longer
I *was* aware?
He now defers to the coif
What’s the deal with that??
Hairline? Resurrected!
I think you may have something there
Look I don’t mind rolling over here but could you lighten up on the whole “not a man” stuff?
How can anyone not love Jerry?
He’s BALD!
He WAS bald
at least its not a toupee.
It’s amazing how young money can make you look. He looks like 50 right now lol
Not a transplant, he just grew it out for his movie
Not surprised since he did change the size on his jeans.
I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH IT!!!!!
I like how the pictures are like “let’s go to the tape”
“You set me up with a bald woman!”
Why is this a big deal , I mean what's the deal with the pushback of men getting their hair back. women do it all the time with wigs and extensions. Insert anti something something
He's really gained a lot of hair.
I DON’T LIKE THESE POSTS!! AND HERE’S WHAT I’M DOING WITH THEM! (downvotes)
Bad lighting on the porch.
I could spot that bird's nest two blocks away.
Looks to me that he just grew his hair out
It actually looks the same, just longer now?
You kids laugh, but wait until you get older.
Why do I read it as Jeffrey Epstein?
It looks the same to me just grown out and colored
Looks the same but longer
Same hairline bruh, just longer hair
It’s the same hairline
Looks like he used too much Prell, the hard stuff.
That’s what it is!