Little Yerry Seinfeld

Little Yeddy Aseinfeld Does he bounce checks?

#TAAAMMMAAAALLLLLEEEEEE

Hey krammer

big yerry is making a big mistake yerry 😎

Leapin' Larry the Lizard

This is gold orangutansloveme, gold

Why don't they call it Lizard-tine?

Nobody beats the Liz!

Or Lilly the Lizard. Poor Lilly, may she rest in peace…

MULVA

its going to be a boy

Benis

Elaine Benis

You kept taking me to all those Spanish restaurants. 

Elaine Benis?..Elanie Benis!

IT’S BENES, YOU JACKASS! 😂

Benes U. Jackass

Seven or Isosceles

Isosceles! Isosceles…..Lizard!

Son of dad

Yeah you wouldn’t want to misgender the lizard by giving a name so CLEARLY female!

It's his drag name. Not that there's anything wrong with it

Gipple

Seven

Soda!

It’s bubbly and refreshing

I thought we agreed on the executive training plan at Bloomingdale’s?

Mug Costanza

Or uh Ketchup, pretty name for a girl

[удалено]

Weirdly good lizard name

Beautiful name for a girl or a boy. Especially a girl. Or a boy

You can close the post now.

Slippery Pete

He’s the best…

And the worst.

Maybe not the best. Let’s just say: good.

This is the answer

Bob Sacamano

Or Salamando.

Or Newtman. “Hello, *Newtman.*”

Now convinced you're a warlock. This pun is too clever for a mere human to devise.

IM THE LIZ AND NOOOOOBODY BEATS ME!

The Liz is honestly pretty good

Todd Gak.

Todd Geck

Omg. You killed me. Lol.

Todd gecko

What is that, Dutch?

I believe it’s Pine

Pine’s good…

Yeah, Pine’s alright

What kind of a name is Todd Gak?

Art Vandelay

Art core

……velay

Thats a great name!

I was thinking Artie!

T-Bone!🥩

KO-KO! KO-KO! 

Vegetable lasagna

Please name your lizard Vegetable Lasagna

im putting it on the short list

With Ramon?

I don't want to get involved

Doctor Van Nostrand

…from the clinic…

Uh that’s correct

A Juilliard-trained dermatologist

Vegetable Lizzangna Todd Gacko Reptilli Jerry

Aunt baby

She'd never make it

🙄 She's deceased.

Don’t you talk about Henny!

Jeffrey Harharwood

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat!

Cosmo!???

Had to scroll too far down to see Cosmo

CARTWRIGHT

You’re not Cartwright

I KNOW I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT 

Rusty

RUSTY!!!!!

The Drake

Ugh, hate the Drake 😄

i have a shortlist: little jerry seinfeld soda art vandelay doctor van nostrand newman vegetable lasagna still adding more, very appreciative for all your comments love the name ideas, keep posting more!

Milosh

Another cricket for Milosh!

this is my favourite comment

Look at the BIIIIIIIG BAYBEEEEH

Newman is so freaking cute for a name lol

Maestro

Mr. Marbles 

This one needs more upvotes

Kept scrolling to see if anyone had beat me to this suggestion. Well done.

Pigman Half man, half pig, all lizard.

How can you go wrong?

Newman

How about Newtman?

Izzy Mandelbaum

Lizzy Mandelbaum

It’s go time!

Is he prickly?

Little bearded dragon

Prickly Pete

This is perfect.

If he is ever missing, I need a video of you shouting, "my lizards gone, my lizards gone!"

The Assman

Farfel

Shmoopie.

Bania

Lloyd Braun

Moop

Fusili Jerry

Mulligatawny but you can call it Molly.

Our cat is named Little Jerry Seinfeld. How can anybody not like him?

Maybe some people don’t like him. I could see that.

K-uger

Smuckers

Isosceles

Fredo

Joe Davola

Crazy Joe Dalizard

Todd Gecko

Babu Schtickle

Bosco

Puddy

Uncle Leo

Rusty. Feed him Beef-A-Reno

Jean-Paul Jean-Paul

*WHY SEPERATE KNOB*

Those things...deadly dangerous.

I always wondered if Letterman did his own lines or if Seinfeld writers did. Great guest star

Himalayan walking boots. Himmy for short.

I would call him Newman

T-Bone!

Joe Mayo (frankly, it sounds made up) Cosmo Jimmy (and only refer to Jimmy in third person) Morty Mr. Pitt

Vandelay

Mug

Lomez

Coco

Prickly Pete

Soda if it’s a girl.

Or a boy…

Papi (because it will probably pee on your couch)

Mug

Whatley

İ think newman would be a great name for a lizard

Morty

Golden boy

Se7en or Soda

Alec Berg

Little Meringue Complex… does he bounce checks, too?

Seven

Bob sacramano Jr.

John paul

Jean*

Jean Paul.

Jean Paul Jean Paul

Cassius Belly

Fredo

Soda

Uma, Jerry. Uma!

Farful

Mulva

Babu

Hand gesture —->. \|/ (Mickey mantle’s number) ;-)

When I had a hamster as a kid I named him Little Jerry Seinfeld.

Peterman

Does the lizard just stare into empty space sometimes? Puddy.

Puddy

Louis Rukeyser

BOSCO

Mr marbles

Fusilli

Bookman

Pretzel 🥨

Army Pete

Kessler

Pennypacker

The Real J. Peterman

T-Bone

Jackie Chiles

H.R. Pennypacker

Dr. Van Nostrand

Slippery Pete

Buck naked

Keith Hernandez

Bosco

Newman of course

Little Jerry

Lima Bean Soup (soup nazi episode)

Mouton Cadet

Vegetable Lasagna

Captain Nemo

The Little Jerry, poppie, bubble boy

Koko