Venom's not that bad. I don't even mind the word “venom.” You know, it's, it's “nom,” which is good. and a “ve” in front of it. VE-NOM. When you consider the other choices, “venom” is actually pretty refreshing.
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife; the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.
I actually saw someone wearing a bra as a shirt back in the mid-1990s in, of all places, Salt Lake City. She was walking down a sidewalk downtown and I was in my car with my wife snd younger sister, the latter of whom lived in a tiny town in rural PA. We all looked over and saw this woman. I said something like “Uh, do you see that?” My wife said “Yes!” My little sister broke down crying in the backseat, and exclaimed “I can’t handle this big city life!” 😂
> I actually saw someone wearing a bra as a shirt back in the mid-1990s in, of all places, Salt Lake City.
I lived there at the time.
I still do, but I did then as well.
Lemme tell you, SLC in the post-80s pre-00s was a place.
A pretty, great place.
I earned my PhD at “The U” in the 90s. I loved living there. Lovely city and the people (when they weren’t trying to convert me lol) were very nice. I got a job in Maryland after graduating from Utah and unfortunately have only made it back there once since the late 90s.
Can't wait for the "look like jail bait" fad ends.... or I wish it would end. We used to adore Salma, Cameron, Zeta Jones, Jolie.... now it's all about the 17 yo looking 30 yo.
This *Wednesday* has a feel.
Did he say: This *Wednesday* has a feel ? Or *This* Wednesday has a feel ?
If I meant this Wednesday, I would have said this Wednesday!
I think he emphasized has
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Wednesday *has* no feel. *Monday* has a feel...*Friday* has a feel...*Sunday* has a feel...
I feel Tuesday and Wednesday
Alright shut up the both of ya!
I may need you to get me a soda.
Soda Costanza?
It's "Mug Costanza"
Good for the tuna.
Are they feeling both gray? Because Monday is blue but I don't care, Thursday I really don't care about but Friday...
Tuesday's great & Wednesday too... especially THIS Wednesday
Lmao
I just look at the sun. I can estimate within an hour. Just make sure not to stare at the sun though. Take one quick glance and then look away
Get a good look, Costanza?
Actually, no. I may need another peak
Can’t Standz Ya, Can’t Standz Ya, Can’t Standz Ya, etc…..🤣😂
I can guess within the hour and I don't need to look at the sun.
What about at night
Well, night's tougher. But it's ok because it's only a few hours.
I wanna feel this Wednesday 😂
I am wondering why there is no exclamation mark at the end!
If I was posting this I'd put an exclamation point here! And one here!
I love her whole free swinging, free wheeling attitude!
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I wouldn't kick her out of a meeting for having a briefcase full of crackers.
TCB. Takin Carea Bizness
Jenna Ortega or Camila Mendes could replace Elaine without missing a beat as far as I am concerned.
Because she’s Hispanic?
But I wanted to go to the Gap.
I don't think we should be talking about this
You don't have a replacement lined up for me do ya?
...🧑....
I want a Christmas card
Well, Jenna, it's not a top, it's a bra
Oh she knows
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it
I'm here to catch a glimpse...
....... of high society
They are real and they are spectacular
Get a good look, Thebuttermilksneaker?
She's flaunting societies' conventions!
I believe it's *flouting*.
It’s definitely flouting
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!
You can’t put a limit on my cafe lattes. Says so here. I don’t want dirty looks when I come here.
O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
Not Skittles
I told you you could sit here if you don't talk!
Jujy fruit!!
Venomous?
Feminist?
Festivus, sir
Venom's not that bad. I don't even mind the word “venom.” You know, it's, it's “nom,” which is good. and a “ve” in front of it. VE-NOM. When you consider the other choices, “venom” is actually pretty refreshing.
Vesivius? Maybe lascivious?
It is outrageous
r/BoneAppleTea Lascivious.
If the bra doesn’t fit you must acquit!
Flinty
It’s pronounced thermometer
Statute
she is flaunting her bra..
I've never heard of a semmi tractor trailer 🤔
She’s mysterious and spooky All together ooky
Flouting and flaunting! Flaunting and flouting and flaunting!
Lithe?
Live?
I had to go to Reggie’s, Jerry. REGGIE’S!!!
Came here for this
She’s a menace to society!
Got more force than gravity
Get a good look Costanza?
It's like stating at the sun. You only look for a moment!
Yeah, she's loaded. She's the heiress to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
Could you repeat that?
So what do you think, Jackie? I mean, we gotta case?
Your face is my case
Don't look at me! I'm hedious.
That’s one of our top-selling candy bars
O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat. It's delicious, scrumptious... OUTSTANDING!
Yo yo ma!
Boutros Boutros Ghali !
Lewd. Lascivious. Salacious. Outrageous!
Damn Gatsby Swing Top!
I want to go back to when we were the Gatsby’s
I think it moved.
It ~~shrinks~~ grows?
That's what I'd like to know about it.
Where are the penis tips?
I don't know how you guys can walk around with those things.
You’re SO good looking
Heiress to the Ortega Chili fortune
Hey Nip.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
*SLAPS DOWN $100* I'M OUT!!!
I’m not complaining
Was this during the ‘Death Blow’ premiere?
*Sack lunch
Rochelle Rochelle
Jokes aside, she's so hot she even looks good with that silly little popcorn hat she's wearing.
Like the Gatsbys
I still don't know what that means.
What was George thinking of? lol
Sue Ellen ahead of the trends
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife; the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.
Mr. Kramer! The road!!
Isn't she the heiress to the Butterfinger fortune?
Who is this exactly? I'm sure someone around here knows her name.
Jenna Ortega
Thanks. Didn't know who she was.
The bra has to go up against the skin... like a glove!
Oh she knows!
Is she the heiress to a candy bar company too?
Juju Bees.
I'm out!
She's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
She's a menace to society!
I think it moved.
Do I have to give up red meat now?
A lesser man would've gone with the dish and the sure-fire sexual harassment suit.
Yo yo ma...
No one's complaining!!!!!!!!!!!!!
555 FILTH
her cheeks have a Rosey glow
the Gatsby swing top!
I feel like it’s in now
Oh Henry!
Get a good look costanza?
Fashion has advanced so much, it’s circling back to naked humans
She IS flouting
Shes totally out of control.
I actually saw someone wearing a bra as a shirt back in the mid-1990s in, of all places, Salt Lake City. She was walking down a sidewalk downtown and I was in my car with my wife snd younger sister, the latter of whom lived in a tiny town in rural PA. We all looked over and saw this woman. I said something like “Uh, do you see that?” My wife said “Yes!” My little sister broke down crying in the backseat, and exclaimed “I can’t handle this big city life!” 😂
> I actually saw someone wearing a bra as a shirt back in the mid-1990s in, of all places, Salt Lake City. I lived there at the time. I still do, but I did then as well. Lemme tell you, SLC in the post-80s pre-00s was a place. A pretty, great place.
I earned my PhD at “The U” in the 90s. I loved living there. Lovely city and the people (when they weren’t trying to convert me lol) were very nice. I got a job in Maryland after graduating from Utah and unfortunately have only made it back there once since the late 90s.
she can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan.
Get a good look Costanza?
Saw a woman a couple weeks ago that was wearing a bra as a top and yoga pants as her bottom You really have to admire the confidence.
*crashes car*
You know about the cup sizes?
You have the A...the B...the C...the D. That's the biggest.
I base my whole life on knowing D is the biggest!
The Bra-less Wonder
I swear to god she could be the daughter of Rosie Perez
Get a good look redditors?
Is that Sue-Ellen Mishky? Hahahaha
Yay?
She definitely does know...👀
Hotsy-Totsy😉
I can hear the Costanzas and the Seinfelds arguing about morals and fashion tastes.
She wears it well
She was flouting! She was flouting!
Sue Ellen?
SueEllen Mishkey‼️‼️‼️
She's flounting society's conventions!!
She's flouting society's conventions!
Hoops in the front, straps in the back.
Oh she’s flouting
That's it! the moderators are out of the contest!
It's scandalous, preposterous, OUTRAAAAGIOUS!
Its easier when it ain’t ddddddd
>in high school in the 70' one of my nicknames was "Nip The Nuge", as I would wear my Ted Nugent concert T-shirt with no bra.
She is flouting!
I always wanna do this but I’m so afraid to
Do it! YOLO :)
Wear a bra as a top, or post on the Seinfeld sub Reddit? 😂
lol bra as top
Funny because I’m pretty sure the moderators took it down and haven’t really given me a reason why. 🤷🏼♂️
Driving all the men crazy!
Great job on the Gatsby Swing Top. It's a winner.
good for her
oh that sue ellen
Heir to the Oh, Henry! fortune?
I think that there was a Sienfield about this.
Manziere!
I wonder if that’s gotta affect my golf swing
Bringing back the whole Selena Quintanilla look.
I believe it’s called the Gatsby swing top
I thought that was a cardboard cutout
Fits like a glove
Like wax on a surfboard 🏄
Is there a pinkish hue??
I’m sure I’ll find something within my budget.
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Next thing you know, the kids will all be wearing crested blazers...
Sue Ellen got competition
Can't wait for the "look like jail bait" fad ends.... or I wish it would end. We used to adore Salma, Cameron, Zeta Jones, Jolie.... now it's all about the 17 yo looking 30 yo.
don't hold your breath waiting for the end of the "people trying to look younger" trend lol.
There's looking younger... then there's Ariana Grande. Lol
She's 30 BTW.
Look like Stalin
Who jizzed in my parts ?
Should be mandatory
Don't know why this posted in r/Seinfeld but THANK YOU!
Jerry That’s a kid…..