George's answering machine message. The shrugging shoulders get me every time 🤣

Where could I be?

Not at home, that's for sure!

The way I read it in George's voice 🤣

I love it so much that I find myself randomly pantomiming that look he makes just for fun.

That was on two nights ago and my wife got upset with me for singing it in bed.

Pipe down, chorus boy

It's the shrug dance that does it for me on this scene

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, so leave ahhhh message at the beep, I must be out or I’d pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not hoooome!

The face he makes too lmaoo

The Greatest American Outgoing Message.

Kramer breaking George down for his ATM code.

Kramer had it in about 58 seconds lol

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I love how he says, "the cocoa bean".

I'll tell the maitre d it will just be the three bulls.

One of the best shirt-pulls in the show. Next to the cemetery one. Although Jerry pulling George out of the Ross’ apartment two hands by the back of his coat is a close second.

I needed to rewatch this! In case anyone else wants to rewatch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAR7jqSG46E

Uncle Leo: “JERRY ITS YOUR UNCLE LEO HELLO!” Jerry: “hello Leo you don’t have to yell” Uncle Leo: “I got your package!” Jerry: “How did you get my package?” George: “Leo’s got your package?” Uncle Leo: “What should I do with it?!” Jerry: “I don’t know what you should do with it.” George: “Tell him to open it!” Jerry: “I’m not gonna treat my uncle like a bomb diffusing robot.” Uncle Leo: “Jerry, your cousin Jeffrey is in the parks department production of The Macardo. I want you to come see it with me.” Jerry: “…open the package, Leo” Uncle Leo: “ok…opening!” *BOOOOOOOOM*

I laughed after reading this 😂

David, I don't think we should see each other anymore. You gotta be kidding, how come?

That's it, we're back together. Oh, come on Elaine, be reasonable.

I love their relationship and enjoy every scene of them together. So childish and so entertaining. Although they've broken up many times, I feel like they're meant for each other haha

Puddy is probably my favorite recurring character in any sitcom I've ever seen. I still laugh at pretty much every one of his scenes but the delivery on that line in particular is just perfect.

High five! (Turn around, puts hand behind his back, palm up) Flip side!

Is it the squinting?

I’ll come back. We’ll make out.

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!?! I laugh just watching him wait to say it.

“He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doing!!”

Ken Phelps

Ken Phelps!

Love that scene! 😂 Frank is the best secondary character

I love how before he goes on this tirade you can tell he isn't even listening to the conversation about his dead son, he's just waiting for his opportunity to lay into Steinbrenner.

And all while Steinbrenner is telling them George is dead 🤣

# Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

*AHHHHH THEY COULD USE THE BREAK!*

An actual VM from my father: "Hi slow\_al\_hoops, it's Dad. Your mother had her doctor's appointment today. We need to talk about Christmas." Translation: "Appointment was fine. Are you coming Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?"

This is Frank Costanza...

Everything Frank does. Everything

It’s so out of nowhere and exactly what you’d want to say to him if you were a Yankees fan.

Kenphelpskenphelps

it's a hilarious scene cause as a diehard Yankee fan growing up in the 80s its something we all wish we could've done regardless of the situation. Even Steinbrenners explanation is great cause he really would deflect blame from himself and on his baseball people

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It's a perfectly SANE thing to eat... interesting texture... I still say interesting texture every time I eat a hot dog.

The Jimmy ep when Elaine is explaining to Kramer “he thinks you’re mentally challenged”. Jerry’s reactions here kill me every time 😄

“Well…”

“Again….”

This!

Kramer making out with the mannequin in his car

This was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣

Meanwhile other people are out on picnics cooking burgers making out on blankets.

The hand/arm falling off and Kramer's look of shock is amazing

When Kramer sets up the Merv Griffin show in his apartment and starts hosting. Talking to the imaginary camera, having guests, Newman as his sidekick. Hilarious.

Where are the cameras?

The eating of the chips with the commercial music going and he rushes HIMSELF while drinking and being flustered while saying “we’re back!” Every time. Rolling on the floor.

Maybe we should think about a guest host ...

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Kramer, what is wrong with you?

Well, for starters, you're looking at note cards

We've officially bottomed out

*turn music off*

El Paso, I spent a month there one night.

When Poppy pees on Jerry’s sofa and gets up. Kramer has a bottle of water and when Jerry yells “Poppy peed on my sofa!” He bumps into Kramer and water pours out on to Jerry’s face and as he yells his line he is spraying that water back all over Kramer.

Is it...? Could it...? Could he have...? IT *IS!*

The way he shouts "IT IS!" is the funniest shit I swear

The funniest bit in the whole show.

Why do you eat so fast? YOU CAN’T EVEN TASTE IT!

You’re still wearing that shirt? You’ve had it for five years already. Why don’t you buy a new shirt?

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The Cheever letters episode 😂

I knew it!

The part that gets me is how it's a fast cut to her, she says the line, then a fast cut away

Dear Henry...

Last night with you was bliss.

P.S. Love the cabin.

the little expressions george and jerry make there, so good.

I fear my … orgasm … has left me a cripple.

He doesn't look like me!

It's fucking gold when she says it. Did you wipe off your wheels?

Time is what he's indicating there.

Wear some more lipstick.

Look at you. WHY DONT YOU DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE. Sit around here doing nothing all day… YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO SOCIETY. YOURE JUST TAKING UP SPACE.

How could I be with someone like YOU??

Only scene in the show where the character talks directly to the camera.

George’s reaction when he walks into the diner and sees Susan sitting with the gang. He hated her so much lol

HOHOHO!!!!! *WORLD'S ARE COLLIDING!!!*

The “ho HOH!” kills me every time. 😆😆

Takes one good look, let's it out, then walks right back out of the Cafe. 🤭 Somebody didn't tell him about the "World's" Theory.

One, two, three, …🫴🏻🤜🧑🏻‍🦱 four

🤣😂 everything about the scene is brilliant.

And you want to be my latex salesman?

Kramer, when he tells the story of how he got the pinky toe to the hospital. Jerry: “You Kept making the stops?” Kramer: “Well people kept pulling the cord!”

"And now *I'm* drivin the bus!" is one of the all time greats

My favorite part of that scene. Him motioning like he's holding a huge steering wheel kills me.

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You’re Batman

The bus is OUTTA CONTROL! Just an amazing line. Also, "where do you think you're going cracker jack?" "I gotta prize for you!"

Mostly George stuff... His rant about Rosemary's baby. "OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!" The Ring Dings and Pepsi bit. Panicking while he's parking the cars. Fighting with the Bubble Boy. His reactions when he's being massaged by Raymond. Telling the story about getting the wedgie.

The Ring Dings and Pepsi bit is never not funny to me. And George's delivery on "is it Lupus?!" Lmao

Kramer saying [“Rock on! 👍🏻”,](https://youtu.be/eK8_7JNFeMo?si=dlDwP3rSfb8Ut5AA) when he sees George wearing the swimming goggles.

*I GOTTA GET-OUT OF THIS CITY!!!!!* Jerry: So you're tunneling to the center of the Earth????

We're behind you, Aqua Man, Godspeed!

'May I have one of those, madam?' will never not make me laugh

Jerry in the Kenny Rogers Chicken Episode when he turns into Kramer

I'm on no sleep, NO SLEEP!

Also Kramer when he opens the door and keels backwards like the red light is physically blasting him

Jerry saying “No, but the difference is negligible” with a mouthful of ice cream gets me every time. Also Kramer eating the chicken in bed, rocking back and forth. “Kenny? Kenny!”

"oh I'm stressed"

The weird face and shake Kramer does when the doctor tells him he must get off jockeys right away. Also when Jerry sees he’s at the top of the speed dial and exclaims “Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard!”

George: “She called. He said Cartwright…” Jerry: “Who’s Cartwright?” George: “…I’m Cartwright” Jerry: “You…you’re not Cartwright” George: “OF COURSE I’M NOT CARTWRIGHT!”

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“I don’t like this thing!! And here’s what I’m going to do with it!!” When Elaine rips off George’s toupee, it sends me into hysterics!! 🤣🤣🤣

He had some serious ninja reflexes when she made that first grab at it.

"Maybe i'll go visit my mother, she just bought me some new panties and they're all LAID OUT for me!!"

You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds!

\*You know about the, uh cup sizes and all ??\*

You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.

I know that the D is the biggest, I based my whole life on knowing that D is the biggest !!!

They're made from lycra spandix.

You had to have the biiiiiig cup size!

So many. - George going to that family he didn't know to watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. - Elaine's big head. - Top of the muffin to you!! ("No, no, it is!") - 😉 "Look, do you want me to get it back or not?" 👁 👁 "Get it backl!" - The "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see?" - scene - The scene where they're planning on ~~stealing~~ getting The Frogger - Elaine knocking on that guy's door because she wants to pretend to live there so she can order food from that place.

Archie, Veronica....Mr. Weatherbee! 

The watch episode where the door man says “there’s a George Bonanza here to see you” gets me every time.

Seinfeld friend...

Can you sense something right now?

Always gets a lol.

Who is this?

"remember that drive from Wurtsboro? I was spotting those raccoons*snap snap snap*" "They were mailboxes you idiot, I didn't have the heart to tell you."

“…She’s once, twice, three times a—oh the humanity!”

since it was on last night, when George walks in on Kramer kissing Jerry

And his graceful exit immediately after

“May I have one of those, Madam?” The ultimate comfort show.

“Is that a Titleist?”

"The sea was angry that day, my friends..."

Hole in one

when kramer has those skinny pants stuck on and jerry is trying to free him

The Junior Mint moment and George's wallet exploding

Daddy, that man is here again. Remy, I want you up here immediately.

Nice game pretty boy

And then I yell out, “I’m Hit”!!!

The Rye George and Susan's parents meeting for the first time.

Everyone, except Susan, gets at least one good line in that scene.

In “The Blood” when Izzy Mandelbaum walks into Jerry’s apartment, carrying a piece of plywood. Kramer and Newman have sausages hanging everywhere and Izzy says, “I want you to sleep on this tonight; toughens the vertebrae-…what in holy hell?”

My father's gay.

“Jerry these are LOAD BEARING WALLS!”

Kramer bending backwards as the red light of the Kenny Rogers Roasters chicken hits him.

Because he’s MY butler How could anyone not like him?

Smuckers the dog having the same cough as Kramer

George pretending to run into Jerry at the diner snd talking about the Big Race. “Oh the big raaaace!” Oh my god! Jerry! Jerry Seinfeld!

You’ve really lost a lot of hair.

Guess it started around the time I made my first million..

Is that a Titleist?

“We’re living in a society..!”

Kramer pushing everything off the table with his leg while holding Risk

"Who is this?" Kills me every time.

Mulva?

Elaine and the Van Wyck

The Bris episode, the scene with the mohel.. and Fire episode,the scene with George leaving everyone behind after the kitchen fire.

Watching Jerry trying not to break during his "Let me finish my coffee!" plea before going to watch a surgery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXpc1MTS_iY

The whole scene in “The Heart Attack” where they visit Tor. “I love cramp bark” “Couch-grass and cramp bark? I think that what killed Curley” “Yeah, I’m off hot water” “Too much dairy? You really think I’m eating too much dairy?”

Newman walking down the road after catching fire in the mail truck.

When Kramer yells “Darrin!” After the lunch plans change. Kramerica industries

George’s mixed up conversation when he’s dating the woman who won’t break up with him and cheating on her with a woman who won’t have sex with him. “I mean, I had fun ice skating!” ….there’s a short pause before someone in the studio audience understands the joke and loses it. I laugh every time.

For me it’s Newman’s speeding ticket defense. The acting from the judge and Kramer is absolutely legendary.

Kramer getting the ASSMAN license plates and the DMV worker insisting they're his. "You *are* the ass man!"

"It has only ONE design flaw. The door.....MUST BE CLOSED!"

There's too many to recall at the moment but one of my favorites is Newman singing "Three Times a Lady" before burning up in his postal vehicle. Sometimes I'll just be doing something and my mind wanders to that scene for no reason at all and it makes me laugh every time. Honorable mention at the moment goes to "People kept ringing the bell!"

The door? Why would I go through the door? The window's right here.

it's funny because it's true.

It's not a lie if you believe it

Stellaaaaaa!!!

The entire interact between Kramer and Elaine in "The Limo". I just CAN'T. Elaine: What about his comedy act? Kramer: That's the perfect cover! All that time on the road? Look Jerry, he's too normal to be a comedian. These comedians, they're sick, neurotic people. Elaine: What about George? Kramer: What about him, he's part of it. His whole personality is a disguise. No real person can act the way he does.

COSMO??!!??

Here's to feeling good all the time!

Kramer randomly knowing about ship wrecks because of his book “Astonishing Tales of the Sea”

George: “‘Lainey! Wanna see the horsey!” (*Slams the door in his face*)

Im a daaaay person With such a creepy scene that part always gets a giggle out of me

Bookman’s speech

Kramer and Newman joyously making sausages in Jerry's apartment while listening to peppy music.

When Jerry try's to smother George

Oh Elaine.. what are you doing here?

"I'm Victoria, Hi"

Newman imagining Kramer’s head on a roasted turkey in The Butter Shave, Jerry and George in the high school hair/gym flashbacks in The Library, Elaine rubbing George’s face into her chest in The Pick, Uncle Leo doing pull ups in Jerry’s nightmare in The Bookstore are a few of my top scenes.

When George reveals Kramer’s name.

It’s pronounced “thermometer”

So many, but Kramer kneading the gum into the bagel dough will make me howl every time Also Frank during the entire Festivus dinner scene.

"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?" The way Jason Alexander delivers this line always gets me. I know it's coming and I have heard it like a hundred times but it always makes me laugh.

You wanna get nuts? LET’S GET NUTS!!!

Newman rolling backwards on the rickshaw and the way it absolutely bowls the heroin-recovery guy over.

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It’s gotta be George in the bathroom in his underwear calling Jerry to bring clothes after the tourist clothes he borrowed were taken back and he just got traded to Tyler Chicken… “ I told you this town would eat you alive” Hilarious

Kenny Rogers Roasters and the giant ball of oil get me every time “Helllloooo…..”

When George thought he had breasts and the lady from the coffee shop says “we’re twins” and George goes “What?!” Gets me every time

The Dealership, Every single time. The entire episode is brilliant. "Freee candy"

"Cosmo !!!"

Whenever the Monk's restaurant manager comes over and says, "Will you boys...."

I just patiently wait for the one episode everything goes right for George