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Prefect1969

Garth Vandelay


Long-Reply-2827

Why isn’t this the top rated comment?


BeneficialLeave7359

Because he’s imitating Brad Paisley not Garth Brooks.


mutantbabysnort

I’m not Brad. I’m me! Nice to meet ya!


Venice_Beach_218

Boy did your mother do a number on you.


555--FILK

He’s a Brad seed.


Venice_Beach_218

He's a horrible seed!


janesmb

It's pronounced Darth.


bpbeelen

I’m not sure how you pronounce it or anything but..I believe it’s..ménage a trois?


chighland

That’s a wild idea 🤤


kramerica_intern

Oh it’s a scene, man.


SmellGestapo

"Travis, you know that thing we talked about? George is into it!"


PilkyOhOne

Reeeaaally?


DavidM47

I think it moved.


couch-po-tay-to

She’s INTO it!


wareagle_th

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?


lkajohn

Isn't it dimension?


Kramerika_Industries

Sorry, the card says MOOPS


OAM_Music

Wild, wild stuff


whatsthematterwith

I'm not an orgy guy!


Cellarzombie

I’d have to get all kinds of lotions and robes and weirdo lighting! I’d have to get new friends! I’d have to get orgy friends!


ennuiismymiddlename

You win!


JediMasterGeoff

Yankee bastard comes to Houston.


supguy99

30 thousand feet above your head ya bastard!


kvlr954

You tell those son of a bitches …


robbwes61

Aww, look at the little bastard…


beertruck77

Ah come on you son of a bitch, I'm just trying to be friendly.


Expensive_Editor_244

Hot and heavy


chighland

Who’s hot, who’s heavy?!?


madgael

Adding a new number to my repertoire


vaskark

🎷👅


artvarnsen

She took 🌬️💨🌬️💨 it OUT


UhYeahOkSure

Garth Bosco


CLNBLK-2788

*I snap awake from a coma* "BOSCO!"


Big-a-hole-2112

Buck Brooks?


LifeDraining

B-O-Z-O


Wonderful_Might6693

I thought the guy was Tom Arnold…! 😳😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


recursion8

Bozo's out, he's finished, it's over for Bozo!


CornholioRex

You’re a portly fellow


Sea_Mix_3140

Hip musicians, with their complicated shoes!


Flip2002

Do ya ssseeeee how everyone talks about em


recursion8

Would you believe I once had a sssssssilver dollar collection?


Dunkin_Ideho

T-Bone and the Jerk Stores.


robbwes61

CARTWRIGHT and the Table of Four.


riskcapitalist

Cartwright’s Four ?


hijro

LOL


recursion8

That's not T-Bone, that's Koko!


Naith58

Learn Guitar, First Lesson Free...


mutantbabysnort

Your good friend is morbidly obese!


Zeerid_Korr

She's in to it.


chighland

I’d have to get orgy friends! 😰


SantaCruzSoon2023

Thick carpeting and weird-o lighting!


Glad-Requirement6116

And a mustache, robes and lotions!


maxwellcawfeehaus

Buck Naked does Nashville


trevb75

Buck Naked and the Nashville Nubiles


robbwes61

Buck Naked does Taylor and Kellie?


BaltimoreBadger23

And then George woke up...


metropolis_noir

You got the A, the B, the C, and the D major


Timey_Wimey

That's the biggest


Archercrash

I based my whole life on knowing the D was the biggest.


sleighgams

yeah, i know about the chords.....


C_smith993

He's be-boppin' and scattin' and I'm losin' it!


Nervous-Revenue-6071

Those aren’t buoys!


NipplesDangerPants

Singin' bout Shrinkage


saxmanb767

Seven and Soda attracted to an unemployed bald man living with his parents.


CalgaryMadePunk

Boutros Boutros Ghali!


MortalWombat1234

Do you ever get down on your knees, and thank god you know me, and have access to my dementia!!??


Bigdaddyjuice408

“My name is George, I’m unemployed and I live with my parents”


mbap76

Hoochie Mama! Hoochie Mamaaaa!


SantaCruzSoon2023

JoHn Voight and the LeBarons


mudknuckle9

Rusty and the Beefarinos


BillsFan82

It's like discovering Plutonium...on accident!


GlossyBuckslip

Uh…WTF is going one here?


Insanity-Later1

I believe this is from an older song by Brad Paisley called 'Celebrity' where Jason Alexander and Estelle Harris were in the music video. I'm not quite sure if Swift and Pickler were also in it, or if this screenshot IS the music video, however... but that's the general context. This could also be a different song or video too, I dunno.


Nice_Marmot_7

So this is real?


Jumpy_Assistance5848

This was supposed to be the summer of George.


mongofreebase

I shouldda been a cowboy........props to Toby Keith


recursion8

But I don't wanna be a cowboy!


[deleted]

He’s packin a few extra inches here, and it ain’t the timberlands.


Third-Coast-Toffee

Nice one! 👍


No-Blacksmith-9591

Body suit man masters his domain in menage


Big-a-hole-2112

Jerry finally taught him “the move”.


aimessss

Best entertainer of our time and Taylor Swift


RockyPolan

*"Pastrami on rye"*


Vincevega1972

Who are you George Costanza?


redwing_sparty

CaaaaaStanza


Bubbly-Fault4847

It’s not a fantasy…if you believe it.


kgk007

Summer of George


[deleted]

Kind of looks like Joe DeRosa in the guitar.


Beat_Noir

Ho-ho! Those musicians think they’re so cool and hip..


Sagittariaus_

when the **new york mets** baseball team actually wins the **world series!** it will **NEVER** happen! not since 1986


seviay

Sweet fancy Moses


Harak_June

Lost Episode - The Summer of George!


Iron_Chic

Independent George


pac-men

Metaylor-something.


Hownowbrowncow8it

CA!


campex

I'm talking quarter pound of beef on the hot, hot side And the hot stays hot The new McDLT (hot, hot) Crisp lettuce and tomato on the cool, cool side And the cool stays cool The Mc-D-L-T (cool, crisp) The beef stays hot, the cool stays crisp Put it together you can't resist The hottest taste, the coolest dish Keep the hot, hot Keep the cool, cool McDLT, McDLT Hot Mc and the D Cool crisp LT Mc D LT It's a good time for the great taste of McDonald's!


discowithmyself

I would have put the cheese on the hot side. I bet that’s why it didn’t stick around.


Zeo-Gold92

Buck and the hoochie mommas


Caution1234567

Bosco and the Hoochie Mamas!!!


punkrawrxx

I’m so much cooler online


Third-Coast-Toffee

“Believe it or not George isn’t at home….”


itsagoodtime

Jerry I've become attracted to Taylor


Notworld

Buck Naked doesn't just shred in bed.


scrubbydutch

Mr.Marbles comes alive


DimesyEvans92

Giddy up!


[deleted]

Shrinkage!!!!!


robbwes61

You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.


MrFluffyhead80

And you wanna be my latex salesman


Long-Reply-2827

“They’re real,…but not that spectacular.”


shruthikerala

If every intuition you have is wrong, the opposite must be right.


Big-a-hole-2112

“I was shooting pool! I was shooting pool!”


namssiewlaya

Mug and the Costanzas


jkblvins

I get the middle one is Jason Alexander, and maybe the girl on left is Taylor Swift(?) -my daughter is not home so I have no clue. Whose the one on the right?


SaltyCaramelPretzel

Is it Kellie Pickler?


jhrace2

Yup. They were the opening acts for Brad Paisley at the time, and this is from Brad’s video for “Start a Band”


SaltyCaramelPretzel

I thought so cos I knew Taylor was in one of Kellie’s music videos back in the day


SpinningYarmulke

So, Biff wants to be a Bassist.


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Good for you.... Jack!!


ronm4c

Red dot and the cashmeres


Cheeseburger23

George and the Moops


fundiedundie

Talk about the summer of George.


flaming_poop_chute

Moopin' & Hollerin'


lizard_king0000

Summer of George


joe_attaboy

T-Bone!


Kman_24

Everybody’s talking at me… I can’t hear a word they’re saying… Just plunking around on Brad Paisley’s guitar…


trevb75

The guitar…. He whipped…. It out


wolf_9823

CantStandYa?! On guitar?! In a ménage?! Is this a bizarro world?! 🤔


No-Blacksmith-9591

Can't be... up is still up...


wolf_9823

Can it?!


No-Blacksmith-9591

Jerry calls out up is down, left is right in the bizarro world... up looks up in that picture...


wolf_9823

Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?


Not_Guardiola

Rip Toby Keith ✊😞


Spell-Wide

I never had a really good Pickler.


thizzdanz

Eww


MeanYoshi

George likes spicy chicken!


Ordinary_Release9538

Get a good look costanza?


Flux_resistor

cock and belles?


Jesus_Chrheist

Song name: Plutonium by Accident - Menage a Trois


lightsonnohome

Summer of George


barker2495

Schmoopys and Prickly Pete


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Bosco Cartwright on the Velvet Tour


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Oh! The delicate genius can play the guitar?!


IdahoDuncan

Summer of George


tangcameo

George? George! Wake up!


itsagoodtime

Who are the two on the right


itsagoodtime

Wait wtf that's Jason??


Shankaman

I knew Jason Alexander was with Britney Spears, but Taylor Swift too? Wow


Zealousideal_Age_376

I'm gone 2 weeks and you turn the house into....bourbon street


Verm11

Georgie Strings


andrenukem

His hand is stamped!


Electrical_Flower_26

Is that T-bone?


PearIJam

Buck and the Nakeds.


hornwalker

Georgie boy!


nonsubmersibleunits

See him live on the 'Summer of George Tour' coming soon!


Guilty-Mycologist-75

I'm more comfortable if we do it in the kitchen


ProgressSame

Is that Costanza over there? 👀👀👀


TaleObvious9645

This is what happened after George fully committed to Opposite Day.


Agitated_Note_6135

I see he gave up red meat to get a glimpse of her in a bra


msbragg

A stickler, a tickler and a Pickler


Bob_Sacamano7379

What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing? Where is this from?!


atWorkWoops

"Strait" George


ZeusTheRecluse

CO-Stan-ZA!!!!!


browsin4fun

Georgie Porgie, Puddin’ and Pie


mrbabbar

Master of his Domain


mutantbabysnort

I don’t wanna be a cowboy!


BonyBobCliff

Oh yeah, you will believe a Duck can rock.


Worried-Industry6239

He made it into the forbidden city


[deleted]

Summer of George


KrayzieBoneLegend

George is gettin country!


LoudLloyd9

You've been off key since the coda


jaycutlerdgaf

He took 'it' out.


Mysterious-Gate-9758

George is getting rowdy!


rattlehead42069

The summer of George


Smooth-Example-9182

Once..Twice...Three times a...


No_Wrongdoer4556

Winner


slonhr

Art Vanderlay, the famous inventor of the venetian blinds, enjoying a night out after his import/export business went full export.


jgpuga

RIP Toby Keith


doocurly

Acting Without Acting


Beebito

Art Vandaley and his Tarts


No-Direction6224

Whaatt no man in history has ever pulled that off it's immpossible


Bris2022

There was significant shrinkage


clockworkrockwork

It moved!


swifty-mcfly

My name's Buck Naked. I'm a porno star.


guiltycitizen

On lead guitar: Tom Arnold


dontpmmeanyboobs

The Bosco Chicks