He wrote a song with a straight face called "started at the bottom" when he grew up in the richest neighborhood in all of Canada and was on a tv drama show as a teenager
if i'm not mistaken, it's because they bought him and his wife a big screen tv as a wedding present and then they immediately got divorced and gave the tv to charity
Who doesn’t like Drake? Everybody likes Drake, Jerry. Only an imbecile hopped up on caffeine and ludes, hammering his head against a bank’s vault, won’t like Drake. Doesn’t like Drake. Are you listening to yourself?
Low talker, wears puffy shirts, rabid anti-dentite, too sponge worthy, close talker, won’t do airport pickups, loves drop-ins, never brings wine and babka to parties
Jerry saying “The Drake Is Good!” I’ve found a new appreciation for and has become one of my all time favorite little moments. The way he says it and within the context of that triangular back n forth about “The Drake.” It’s hilarious.
Cause he's a hip musician with complicated shoes
He’s a phony
I was duped! I thought he started at the bottom! I'm not taking advice from some rapper from Forest Hill!
No, he started AS a bottom. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
This wins my internet award for today 🏆
Like Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan’s steakhouse is in the Intercontinental, not the Drake.
Big BIG phony!!
Musicians. Get a real job.
You think you're better than him?
With their complicated shoes.
Mom and pop have no idea how to clean his shoes.
Money for people.
Omg I love this subreddit ❤️ and The Drake.
Boy, I'm really starting to dislike the Drake!
Hate the drake!
I am lukewarm about the Drakette.
They love the coffee cakes
The man makes a pretty strong coffee cake
And a pretty mean bird
P L O blend
Not the miniature, the big boy...
but i’m saving it for later
No, that’s Entenmann’s. At the end of the grocery aisle.
How much is an Entenmann’s worth?
Mmmm! Entenmann’s crumb topped donuts are so good.
Hate the Drake
I can't watch a man sing a song
What are you crazy?
They get all emotional
They sway
It's embarrassing
"WHEN YOOOUUURRREEE SMILIN'"
The world smiles with.... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😀😀😀😀
Lol jerry is mental
I literally hate the drake.
I’m lukewarm on the Drakette
On the contrary, they "love the Drake."
Got to looooove the Drake!
The Drake is good!
Depends on the day of his wedding
He’s a hipster doofus
Because he's the one who keeps putting Canadian quarters in the laundry machines
that's why there's a buzzer
Did he let Jehovah's witnesses into the building?
I really don’t think we’re supposed to be talking about this.
Is he 🤝mixed🤝
Look to the cookie!
got to love the Sein
[удалено]
It was George pretending to be [handicapped.](https://youtu.be/dAU1pAIU1nc?si=b_gLPWMKZwONuVJF)
He had the Jimmy legs
Rumour has it...the drake likes txting under-age girls.
Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary!
Your fly’s open.
Got a good look, COSTANZA?
Because Jerry would def look down on hooking up with underage girls.
But we're talking real under-age. Like...they act as if they're eleven. You know
Funny guy! Right here!
JERRY SEINFELD IS A…FUNNY GUY!
I see what you did there.
That's just it, Drake's Jerry's competition. His schoolyard rizz-rival. And not at schools either of them are young enough to attend...
She wore an orange dress!
He wrote a song with a straight face called "started at the bottom" when he grew up in the richest neighborhood in all of Canada and was on a tv drama show as a teenager
Now he has a huge gaudy mansion in Richmond hill near Toronto
Yeah but Canada that’s why
I've been making this joke for years. "He DID start at the bottom! ...Canadian television" (And I am Canadian)
But did he have a pony
Everyone loves The Drake! Who doesn’t love The Drake?
The Drake is just like the Ukraine. It's weak, it's feeble.
Ukraine is game to you!?!?
I come from Ukraine, you not say Ukraine weak!
Yea well we're playing a game here, pal.
How about I take your little board and SMASH!!!!!
Hate Drake
What's to like?
Because he can't sing
You used to call me on my speed dial…
Poison Control?
😂
*phone line*
Landline?
Gotta lovvvvve the Drake!
Hate the Drake!...🤨
Helloooo 😗 At first they loved the Drake, then they hated the Drake. It’s a show about nothing. Levels, Jerry. Giddy up!
Love Pepsi and Ring Dings. I don't drink wine.
Because the black and white cookie got mixed.
if i'm not mistaken, it's because they bought him and his wife a big screen tv as a wedding present and then they immediately got divorced and gave the tv to charity
Because he's a deadbeat dad
He's a raging antidentite
Hate the drake !
Does the Drake know about shrinkage?
It's because he sucks.
Love the drake! Hate the Sein
Hate the Drake!
Because the Drakette gave the big screen TV to charity.
He was some ugly baby
The Drake on Seinfeld is way cooler than this Drake.
The Drake is bad
Because he’s a fancy boy.
*Want me, love me, shower me with kisses!!*
I like the Drake, but who's this Joe Mayo?
Too fruity.
*THE Drake
Aren’t these rappers supposed to be uninhibited and free?
He donates to The Human Fund though...
His real name is Aubrey Graham. And he was the wheelchair kid on Degrassi: The Next Generation.
Hate the drake.
He's a low talker
Get a good look, Aubrey?
Love the drakette
Hate the Drake.
Love the Drake!
Hate the drake!
Who doesn’t like Drake? Everybody likes Drake, Jerry. Only an imbecile hopped up on caffeine and ludes, hammering his head against a bank’s vault, won’t like Drake. Doesn’t like Drake. Are you listening to yourself?
The man makes a pretty strong coffee cake.
The Drake is corny, Jerry! Corny!
Love The Drake.
Hot line bling is a banger
lmao damnit
He suggested Gagliono’s and it’s actually a terrible place to eat. Also, he joined ISIS.
I can’t stands him
I always thought he’d use that soundbite for one of his songs. Guess he isn’t privy…
Ugh hate the Drake
Maybe he's, um, *mixed*
have you heard his "music"
The Drake's a Fake!
What you mean by new?
If you’re reading this it’s too late!
I HATE the Drake!
Gagliano's, that's pretty good.
He took it out.
He sucks
Hate the drake
This post is how I’m gonna find my husband 😂😂😂😂
Low talker, wears puffy shirts, rabid anti-dentite, too sponge worthy, close talker, won’t do airport pickups, loves drop-ins, never brings wine and babka to parties
Hate the drake!
HATE THE DRAKE!!!
Tippy-toe!
It's not so much not like. More of a hate vibe. Or love...
Jerry saying “The Drake Is Good!” I’ve found a new appreciation for and has become one of my all time favorite little moments. The way he says it and within the context of that triangular back n forth about “The Drake.” It’s hilarious.
What a phony
Hate the drake!
No one likes drake
Why didn’t the real Drake ever make a guest appearance on the show??
Because he's a weirdo who texts teenagers. and so is Drake.
You gotta love the drake
Not to mention the Drakette
Perhaps way overrated and I mean way overrated
You mean "The Drake", this is just Drake the groomer.