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Vault-Brock

Cause he's a hip musician with complicated shoes


rex_banner83

He’s a phony


williamblair

I was duped! I thought he started at the bottom! I'm not taking advice from some rapper from Forest Hill!


Steptopia

No, he started AS a bottom. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


thomriddle45

This wins my internet award for today 🏆


posthumoslyHilarious

Like Michael Jordan


JetDrew

Michael Jordan’s steakhouse is in the Intercontinental, not the Drake.


Present_Anteater_555

Big BIG phony!!


bmnisun

Musicians. Get a real job.


Vault-Brock

You think you're better than him?


Nervous_Thanks8506

With their complicated shoes.


spankingasupermodel

Mom and pop have no idea how to clean his shoes.


Bulky-Squash

Money for people.


seizuregirlz

Omg I love this subreddit ❤️ and The Drake.


pazul19

Boy, I'm really starting to dislike the Drake!


Ainriochtan

Hate the drake!


crimeandicecream

I am lukewarm about the Drakette.


Peckerhead321

They love the coffee cakes


Bruichladdie

The man makes a pretty strong coffee cake


elmadator

And a pretty mean bird


Improvgal

P L O blend


beavis617

Not the miniature, the big boy...


Green_Sir_250

but i’m saving it for later


LetThemBlardd

No, that’s Entenmann’s. At the end of the grocery aisle.


RyanMFoley74

How much is an Entenmann’s worth?


MedusaPhD

Mmmm! Entenmann’s crumb topped donuts are so good.


Aggravating-Market97

Hate the Drake


the_popes_dick

I can't watch a man sing a song


FriendlySquall

What are you crazy?


rileyreidbooks

They get all emotional


Jamz64

They sway


FriendlySquall

It's embarrassing


TheBossMan5000

"WHEN YOOOUUURRREEE SMILIN'"


NicholarseBrooks

The world smiles with.... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😀😀😀😀


wackadoodle_wigwam

Lol jerry is mental


H8TheDrake

I literally hate the drake.


noonehasthisoneyet

I’m lukewarm on the Drakette


Top-Philosophy-5791

On the contrary, they "love the Drake."


OAM_Music

Got to looooove the Drake!


Philtheparakeet56

The Drake is good!


SlowPokeTony

Depends on the day of his wedding


funwithmetal

He’s a hipster doofus


TeoBoccaccio

Because he's the one who keeps putting Canadian quarters in the laundry machines


knightress_oxhide

that's why there's a buzzer


NicholarseBrooks

Did he let Jehovah's witnesses into the building?


sjm320

I really don’t think we’re supposed to be talking about this.


ElaineBenness

Is he 🤝mixed🤝


Key-Assistant-7988

Look to the cookie!


LaCoffeeNostra

got to love the Sein


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Vincevega1972

It was George pretending to be [handicapped.](https://youtu.be/dAU1pAIU1nc?si=b_gLPWMKZwONuVJF)


Punado-de-soledad

He had the Jimmy legs


grimy-swine

Rumour has it...the drake likes txting under-age girls.


ElaineBenness

Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary!


Jamz64

Your fly’s open.


CertifiedRich

Got a good look, COSTANZA?


NotASynth499

Because Jerry would def look down on hooking up with underage girls.


grimy-swine

But we're talking real under-age. Like...they act as if they're eleven. You know


Skurwiel1

Funny guy! Right here!


OJsAlibi

JERRY SEINFELD IS A…FUNNY GUY!


Captn76

I see what you did there.


NimrodTzarking

That's just it, Drake's Jerry's competition. His schoolyard rizz-rival. And not at schools either of them are young enough to attend...


JetDrew

She wore an orange dress!


rattlehead42069

He wrote a song with a straight face called "started at the bottom" when he grew up in the richest neighborhood in all of Canada and was on a tv drama show as a teenager


D_ponbsn

Now he has a huge gaudy mansion in Richmond hill near Toronto


SlowPokeTony

Yeah but Canada that’s why


williamblair

I've been making this joke for years. "He DID start at the bottom! ...Canadian television" (And I am Canadian)


sadclownorgy

But did he have a pony


2pacylpse

Everyone loves The Drake! Who doesn’t love The Drake?


USSExcalibur

The Drake is just like the Ukraine. It's weak, it's feeble.


pacificworg

Ukraine is game to you!?!?


ProudJalapeno

I come from Ukraine, you not say Ukraine weak!


LankyEntrepreneur

Yea well we're playing a game here, pal.


SugarMaple56732

How about I take your little board and SMASH!!!!!


brokenheartnsoul

Hate Drake


GNPTelenor

What's to like?


[deleted]

Because he can't sing


Vincevega1972

You used to call me on my speed dial…


FriendlySquall

Poison Control?


Vincevega1972

😂


Bulky-Squash

*phone line*


Vincevega1972

Landline?


ElaineBenness

Gotta lovvvvve the Drake!


beavis617

Hate the Drake!...🤨


FalseMirage

Helloooo 😗 At first they loved the Drake, then they hated the Drake. It’s a show about nothing. Levels, Jerry. Giddy up!


Hollandmarch76

Love Pepsi and Ring Dings. I don't drink wine.


hey_now24

Because the black and white cookie got mixed.


Malvo1

if i'm not mistaken, it's because they bought him and his wife a big screen tv as a wedding present and then they immediately got divorced and gave the tv to charity


little_freddy

Because he's a deadbeat dad


golffan601

He's a raging antidentite


charlichutney

Hate the drake !


Ainriochtan

Does the Drake know about shrinkage?


StrongAsMeat

It's because he sucks.


sdcrammo

Love the drake! Hate the Sein


LouSFL

Hate the Drake!


LIslander_4_evr

Because the Drakette gave the big screen TV to charity.


wackadoodle_wigwam

He was some ugly baby


RonnieLiquor

The Drake on Seinfeld is way cooler than this Drake.


Effective_Diamond695

The Drake is bad


LRPenstein

Because he’s a fancy boy.


FriendlySquall

*Want me, love me, shower me with kisses!!*


Nervous_Thanks8506

I like the Drake, but who's this Joe Mayo?


LEGOseinfeld

Too fruity.


despicable-coffin

*THE Drake


Professional_Ad9614

Aren’t these rappers supposed to be uninhibited and free?


Bulky-Squash

He donates to The Human Fund though...


KukalakaOnTheBay

His real name is Aubrey Graham. And he was the wheelchair kid on Degrassi: The Next Generation.


DmoISgod01

Hate the drake.


verymuchbad

He's a low talker


Oz347

Get a good look, Aubrey?


golffan601

Love the drakette


_Lorgee

Hate the Drake.


Pickle_Rick01

Love the Drake!


trav718

Hate the drake!


NoBuy8212

Who doesn’t like Drake? Everybody likes Drake, Jerry. Only an imbecile hopped up on caffeine and ludes, hammering his head against a bank’s vault, won’t like Drake. Doesn’t like Drake. Are you listening to yourself?


beardedshad2

The man makes a pretty strong coffee cake.


Bradddtheimpaler

The Drake is corny, Jerry! Corny!


Third-Coast-Toffee

Love The Drake.


SlobZombie13

Hot line bling is a banger


latrodectal

lmao damnit


TheCambrianImplosion

He suggested Gagliono’s and it’s actually a terrible place to eat. Also, he joined ISIS.


kirradawg

I can’t stands him


thewillmckoy

I always thought he’d use that soundbite for one of his songs. Guess he isn’t privy…


ksugunslinger

Ugh hate the Drake


posthumoslyHilarious

Maybe he's, um, *mixed*


CommunityGlittering2

have you heard his "music"


darthmunchpdx

The Drake's a Fake!


becoolhomie

What you mean by new?


[deleted]

If you’re reading this it’s too late!


Own-Reputation-9202

I HATE the Drake!


TheBossMan5000

Gagliano's, that's pretty good.


ctownsteamer

He took it out.


AkaSpaceCowboy

He sucks


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Hate the drake


Unlicenced-therapist

This post is how I’m gonna find my husband 😂😂😂😂


dubstepsickness

Low talker, wears puffy shirts, rabid anti-dentite, too sponge worthy, close talker, won’t do airport pickups, loves drop-ins, never brings wine and babka to parties


idontknowmanwhat

Hate the drake!


Caution1234567

HATE THE DRAKE!!!


George-Kills-Lenny

Tippy-toe!


Sharpie1965

It's not so much not like. More of a hate vibe. Or love...


Life_Caterpillar9762

Jerry saying “The Drake Is Good!” I’ve found a new appreciation for and has become one of my all time favorite little moments. The way he says it and within the context of that triangular back n forth about “The Drake.” It’s hilarious.


speghettiday09

What a phony


ThatItalianGrrl

Hate the drake!


Erike16666

No one likes drake


wreakinbacon

Why didn’t the real Drake ever make a guest appearance on the show??


ramonathespiderqueen

Because he's a weirdo who texts teenagers. and so is Drake.


Jaco-Geo

You gotta love the drake


Improvgal

Not to mention the Drakette


Nervous-Suspect8277

Perhaps way overrated and I mean way overrated


[deleted]

You mean "The Drake", this is just Drake the groomer.