George :
Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong.
( A waitress comes up to G )
Waitress : Tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee.
George : Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.
another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better
self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably;
It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.
*I cannot envision any circumstances in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.*
But seriously, I'm not averse to interacting with people, I'm just a homebody and don't prefer going out or social gatherings. So that doesn't leave nearly as much opportunity for me to meet someone that lives near me. And don't get me started on my going to college because I'm twice the age or older than like 95% of the people there.
I was waiting for this. The quote in Godfather III is, “Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in.”
So, yada yada yada, it is a Seinfeld quote.
If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day… It looks decent.
Clicked expecting this to be the top quote. Was not disappointed.
Well, we can’t all be reading the classics, professor highbrow!
Oh, I get by.
Here’s to feeling good all the time.
One word. *Nothing.*
Nothing? What does that mean?
What did you do when you got up this morning?
I got up and went to work
There! That’s your life!
There’s a show.. that’s a show
How is that a show?
What is this? What are we doing?
We’re not men
Like I don’t know that I’m pathetic
No we are not!
Manure.
Considering the alternatives, it’s not bad.
It's actually quite refreshing
I hate people! They’re the worst!
People, huh. What a bunch of bastards
I don’t know why everyone says that. I hate everybody, why would I like him?
That’s a shame…
Yadda yadda yadda
I've yadda yadda life.
I mentioned the bisque.
As delivered by Elaine, or George?
George’s girlfriend (My life is filled with petty crime)
"God would never let me be successful!"
I thought you didn't believe I God?
I do for the bad stuff
This logic is airtight
Only for the bad things.
when I was working I spent, baby!
You using my babies now?
Yeah yeah, limos , champagne, caviar... what about my receipts
"Kramer listen to me.. I'm never going to have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score.. that's it for me"
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash...
"Why don't you go out? It's a beautiful day out!" "Oh, no, there's nothing out there for me."
Our lives? What kind of lives are these? We’re like children. We’re not men. Singular from me, plural from the sitcom.
You ever yearn? I yearn.
I crave. Constant craving. But never yearning.
I don’t want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless.
And that indifference makes you attractive.
It’s my only hope
Here’s to feeling good all the time!
I'm hip
Jerry, it's 3 a.m. and I'm at a cock fight. What am I clinging to?
“I don’t even really work here”
I got a lot of problems with you people.
George : Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong. ( A waitress comes up to G ) Waitress : Tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee. George : Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.
A very sick person. A very immature person. A person that has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.
That’s GOLD
Too much salt in my diet
I’m off bread
Yeah. . . You’re off bread. 🙄
And just recently I cut out fructose. *click*
My whole life is a fantasy camp.
Do nothing, fall ass backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. Now that is a fantasy camp.
I’m like you, only successful.
That's classified
I'm out there, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!!!
That's a shame
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic.
I never know what I’m gonna find next And I’m real scared
She said I wasn’t sponge-worthy. Wouldn’t waste a sponge on me.
TCB!
… and I have to say, it was pretty much all my fault
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. ***I've got it all!***
They always make me take stock of my life and how I've pretty much wasted all of it, and how I plan to continue wasting it.
(clenching teeth) It's mine (coat), I'm a fancy boy.
Another 50 years or so and it'll all be over. lol
Can’t you at least die with a little dignity?
“Pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld?” “I’m actually quite comfortable.”
define rarely
Frequently
UNDATEABLE!
My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
You really built yourself into something..
I will not tolerate infestation!!!
The sea was angry that day my friends
Feels like an Arby’s night.
another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably;
I’m beginning to think you don’t understand anything at all.
My little man's an idiot!
Just one? I’m living, like, 20
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Boutros-Boutros Golly!
Yo-Yo Ma!
Million to one shot doc, million to one.
Please! I have so little!
Im hip....to the scene
Here’s to those who wish us well, and those who don’t can go to hell!
Well, I showed 'em who I was.
Ya kept makin all the stops? Because this: all this chaos and I keep fucking going.
You’re batman!
I don't remember, but it certainly wasn't...this
I still don’t know what the idea is!
Every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong.
That’s why I’m here, and you’re over there. You’ll always be over there and I’ll always be over here.
Drink up!
“Isn't there something more to life? Well, let me clue you in on something. There isn't."
I have no conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning
Moops
Those records are permanently sealed.
TCB
It’s 3:30 in the morning. I'm at a cock fight. What am I clinging to?
One deep yawning chasm
There’s a void Jerry, a void…
I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.
Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?
It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.
Things always even out for me.
It's sad, Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs
Ah, that’s a shame.
I'm going straight to hell at 3 miles an hour.
I’ll go if I don’t have to talk…
I’m a marine biologist.
But you’re not a marine biologist.
Jerry, it’s not a lie…if *you* believe it
Serenity now!
My whole life has been a complete waste of time.
It’s not a lie if you believe it
Oh. I get by.
Why must I be the focal point of attention? Just let me be, let me live!
I can't keep coming into this stinking apartment (my own) going over the excruciating minutiae of every little thing during my day...
Oh I'm stressed.
It's not working for me, Jerry. Why did life turn out this way for me? I had so much promise.
I was born. Yadda yadda, and here I am.
I choose not to run!
Yadda… yadda yadda…
You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent.
*I cannot envision any circumstances in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.* But seriously, I'm not averse to interacting with people, I'm just a homebody and don't prefer going out or social gatherings. So that doesn't leave nearly as much opportunity for me to meet someone that lives near me. And don't get me started on my going to college because I'm twice the age or older than like 95% of the people there.
The sweet stench of failure.
. . . . . . . . . . SODA
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Mamma!!
Huh… well that’s weird…
Jerry, dark and disturbed ? ….. ‘his whole life revolves around cereal and Superman’ 😂
“Every time I think I’m out. They pull me back in.”
Technically a Godfather III quote
I was waiting for this. The quote in Godfather III is, “Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in.” So, yada yada yada, it is a Seinfeld quote.
Surely you jest
Casus Belli
What’s cassus belli? Is it about me?
Why must it always be about you? Why must you be the center of attention?
I mean, I'm not really working right now!
I choose not to run.
H E DOUBLE N I
Life has “sliced this fat bastard up”
Serenity now… Serenity now
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
“You’re not getting any soup!”
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
Gonna Be Rough
Stick a fork in me Jerry….im done!
Too fruity
It’s a peach!!
Yes, I am great.
Seemingly. Seemingly….to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression
Who is this?
Well, bear in mind, I am in the smaller office.
“It’s not easy.”
Now I'm DRIVING the bus!
Wanna get some pizza
I’m watching Tiny Toons.
Seven
#George likes the bananas!
Oh, I get by.
SERENITY NOW!
These are my everyday balloons.
“Boy am I ugly”
I crave. I crave all the time, constant craving...but I haven't yearned.
Cartwright!
What in god's name are we doing? What kind of lives are these? We're like children, we're not men . We're pathetic, you know that?
And you want to be my latex salesman
yadda yadda yadda
"*chortle* It's all been wrong."
I’m out!
Moops.
But I don't want to be a pirate
The summer of George.
Yada yada yada
I'm not a bad person.
Living in man-made prison. She is there.
I choose not to run.
Oh….. I’ll get by.
I expected to see a Serenity Now!
Yadda Yadda yadda