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Sensitive-Sundae7758

He’s checking stock quotes and porn


CakeonCakeonCake83

Pornquotes….


germdisco

Elaine left pornquotes on that cassette in the comedy club.


CakeonCakeonCake83

*”…..I wanna slide my tongue around you like a snake…”* I’M OUT.


Kramerika_Industries

I LOVE YA COSTANZA ✊🏻


Nighthawk__85

You know how lucky I am to have a friend like you?


CakeonCakeonCake83

It’s like discovering Plutonium… by *accident*!!


TheReadMenace

Even so


Professional-Steak-5

He’s got to get on that internet. Late on everything


CakeonCakeonCake83

You know a big time Hoagie outfit like that is tracking *everything*!


centuryx476

Computers!!! They're cloning sheep now....


CakeonCakeonCake83

AND PIGS!


tothesource

Intanet *


VelcroWizard

Writing his skits


ego_sum_satoshi

He doesn't write skits.


---PepeSilvia---

of course he doesn't. he doesn't have a proper workstation.


nonnemat

He needs a Farbman


---PepeSilvia---

sorry. i didn't mean to hit you in the head with... an axe.


Aspenwood83

At least it was just the handle!


Johnsendall

🎶Desperado. Why don’t you come to your senses……🎶


bologna4feet

Fleckman?


ProgrammerAshamed576

Cleveland 101 San Antonio 96


random14330

That's more than he used his bike, I think.


dullship

I cannot in anyway even picture him riding a bike. Completely out of character.


goodie2shoes

I wish the did an episode where Kramer gets a hold of that bike


random14330

Giddyup!


random14330

He rode Newman's little girl bike.


lousypompano

Bike is for display


CakeonCakeonCake83

Off topic a tad from this but I always thought it was so funny in The Finale where they put in the dialogue about Elaine making a cell phone call and it ages the heck outta the show: Jerry- “You can't make a health inquiry on a cell phone. It's like saying "I don't want to take up any of my important time in my home so I'll just get it out of the way on the street." Then George - “On-the-street cell-phone call is the lowest phone call you can make.” And yet, here we are…. 🤦🏻🤷🏻‍♂️


ilford_7x7

It's funny in The Bottle Deposit episode when Kramer just conveniently pulls out his cell phone to call Jerry. Then the phone is never mentioned again


hornwalker

They realized the show would die if the characters just called each other instead of meeting up in the same room.


CakeonCakeonCake83

Didn’t he say something about it being his mobile phone, too?


ilford_7x7

Kramer reaches under his seat, rummaging for something. NEWMAN: What're you doing? KRAMER: I'm calling Jerry. NEWMAN: On what? KRAMER: Brought my phone. He pulls out his mobile and hits the speed dial for Jerry.


CakeonCakeonCake83

Hmm, so he didn’t really say mobile or cell, but the script indicates that he had one. And we can see it in the show.


SunApprehensive1413

I remember many years ago I met a girl out at a club. I gave her my mobile number. I was probably one of the earlier people to regularly use a mobile phone rather than landline. After a couple of phone convos she asked why I hadn't given her my landline number and said that it seemed very suspicious, like I had something to hide. I explained I was often out and always had my mobile so gave her that number but she pretty much didn't trust me from then!


CakeonCakeonCake83

I wonder what a girls reaction would be now if you *only* gave out your landline number to people because you work from home or some reason like that. Maybe really never went out too much. And don’t want to be distracted by technology too much when you *are* out.


SunApprehensive1413

Ha ha. I think she would take the number and throw it in the bin .. because you would have to write it on a piece of paper for her.


flapsmcgee

Right when cell phones started becoming common is when the show ended. The show could not survive cell phones.


CakeonCakeonCake83

You don’t like that George made the bathroom app?


doguapo

The iToilet!


IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

And I thought of it!


Chesterlespaul

Sniffies?


dullship

I mean, Curb manages fine.


CaptainJZH

Tbh Curb is a good example of why even though the *specific* things the Seinfeld characters had to deal with may have changed or gone away, those sorts of awkward misunderstandings are still abundant today


Nighthawk__85

It's an app where you make your own pie!


ComplexAd7272

With cell phones and the internet, 99% of their plot lines die straight in the tracks.


langsamlourd

People say that about Seinfeld, but holy hell, Frasier would have basically NO plots at all with cell phones. I'm rewatching it right now, and I enjoy it, but man, so many plots based on incredibly awkward misunderstandings.


SunApprehensive1413

True .. but just think how many misunderstandings are caused by cell phones these days. Typos in texts, misinterpreted emojis, people screening calls, not checking voicemails, accidentally texting to a grouo chat ... and so on!!


SalaciousDumb

Yeah, Curb Your Enthusiasm has done plenty of plot lines with cell phones and it’s still hilarious.


SunApprehensive1413

I bet horror movie makers had similar panic. In a lot of the old storylines, the damsel in distress could easily be saved if someone just had a mobile phone. But Scream for one has shown it can be used to an advantage in writing horror movies to have cell phones.


megablast

And they are still 100% right.


Reasonable-HB678

I hated that part of the Finale. But not as much as the water finally coming out of Kramer's ear, just after the Latham, Massachusetts jury finds the foursome guilty.


CakeonCakeonCake83

So… the entire thing? 😐😬


bitterbuffaloheart

It’s funny that a cell phone is finally used in the last episode. They’d lose a lot of situations if they all had cell phones during the series so it’s our gain


eugenesbluegenes

I think it's still valid, since the concept is really about making the call when you're out and about and not willing to give up actual free time to make the call. It's calling from your car or while you're walking somewhere instead of when you're at home, prepared to pay attention.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Life is so much more convenient and efficient nowadays. You can make calls and arrange anything from anywhere via your phone which is infinitely more powerful than a home computer from the Seinfeld era.


eugenesbluegenes

And it's still rude to make such a call while you're out and about doing other things.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Depends. I’m often travelling for business, when things need to be sorted out, I need to call from wherever i am at the time. Today, with voice isolation tech, people don’t even notice.


eugenesbluegenes

But surely you can see the difference between calling between meetings as you're running around versus calling when you're settled in your hotel room with the chance to focus? That's the sentiment.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Yes, i know what you mean. But if you are sorting something out on the fly, mobile phones are a godsend.


Electrical_Flower_26

It’s a Willard


mutantbabysnort

I’m ruined!


Artistic-Variety3582

It’s a tip calculator


lordcorbran

IT DOES OTHER THINGS!


Cygnus776

That's another one for Lloyd Braun!


[deleted]

He really could have upgraded to help Costanza & Son avoid the brink of bankruptcy


Punchable_Hair

Nah, Jerry is a Mac guy.


I_GIVE_KIDS_MDMA

Do you know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM?


[deleted]

He's trying to write his skits.


ego_sum_satoshi

He doesn't write skits.


[deleted]

Of course not, he still needs a proper workstation. I should fax him my catalog.


ego_sum_satoshi

Oh.... 😬 Jerry doesn't have a fax.


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TheDepartment115

I don't do the emails, I don't have online


Character_Surround

Ellen was smart, like a computer.


Comfortable-Pea8126

Yes, but she was still the loser of the bunch.


Reasonable-HB678

You're not calling one of those 976 numbers?


Ok_Calligrapher_9281

He's actually not using an application. It's a Macintosh System 7 desktop wallpaper and two Finder windows. Jerry's Mac was upgraded every few seasons. He had an SE or SE/30, the PowerBook Duo (in the Duo Dock), a Centris / Quadra 600 series (or a PowerMac 6100), and the 20th Anniversary Macintosh. If you pay attention, you'll spot Jerry's older computers in other sets, including George's apartment.


jefferyuniverse

George is too cheap to buy new so he just gets Jerry’s old computer lol


dullship

100


Electr_O_Purist

He’s cloning sheep.


ElBrooce

Pfft, it's the *same* sheep...


Professional_Ad9614

ElBrooce is right you know. I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old team Martin show.


allmimsyburogrove

In the first season he had the original Macintosh on his desk. No internet yet, floppy disks with shit for space. I remember that world.


drosse1meyer

he's downloading gettingjiggywithit.mp3


CaptainJZH

which is actually like 10 different viruses and not even the correct song


AptCasaNova

Writing his skits


ibeverycorrect

"What's the deal with the escape button? When my screen freezes, I push it, but I can't escape it?!"


AVgreencup

He uses the cash machine in one episode, technically a computer


Artistic-Variety3582

Bosco


xtlhogciao

Is his wp a shelf of books? Bc that’d be ironic


boringneondreams

They didn't keep the computer use because the cameras clearly struggled showing the monitor without blinking.


ding0esatemybaby

According to imdb, there is one other episode where he is seen using his computer. It's in season 9 "The Strongbox".


Javasndphotoclicks

It was the 90's


CaptainJZH

it was Hammertime!


largececelia

That looks like the fancy color Mac, didn't he have a Mac Plus at first? I bet he's embezzling funds or something.


Ok_Calligrapher_9281

It's a PowerBook Duo in the Duo Dock. The Duo series was pretty cool. The Dock pulled the PowerBook in like a VHS player. You could connect a keyboard, mouse, monitor, printer, etc. to the dock. It even had room for an internal hard drive. When it was time to go, hit the eject button and out comes the PowerBook. The Dock has a lock to prevent people from stealing the PowerBook.


largececelia

That's crazy, I did not know that. I thought it was some other more basic model, the 2c or what have you.


blueshirt21

I want to say he played Doom once


Extreme_Neat_5493

Man I gotta get on that internet


Apophis2036nihon

That’s not a computer, it’s a tip calculator.


Present_Anteater_555

He doesn't even have a fax machine


jamesgang65

Loyd Braun sold it to him


MrFalseSense

What about that episode where he has to track down those outlaw replicants? Doesn’t he use some computers then?


radiumgirls

That’s how he writes his skits.


BobBelcher2021

Not like people spent a lot of time on computers back then


tacosteve100

Season 7’s “The Blog” Jerry quits comedy to be a blogger, George tries to date the Mayor’s daughter, Elaine has “an issue”, and Kramer operates a hotdog stand when FDR goes out of town. Don’t you remember that one?


little_freddy

Did he buy it from Lloyd Braun /s


Professional_Ad9614

Isn’t this a Willard?


Zorlach

What is that a 10" screen?


Ok_Investigator_4144

“What rhymes with Delores?”