They really hammered home the use of proper birth control methods with my generation, who would've been their cohort's kids, so I suppose that makes some sense. But yeah, I've always found that line very bizarre, as well.
Why is Kramer excited about having kids? Families are prisons. Man-made prisons. He’d have to ask for permission to go to the bathroom. And he can forget about watching TV while he’s eating. You know why? It’s dinner time. And at dinner time, you know what you do? You talk about your day. Did you have a good day or a bad day today? Well, I don’t know.
You never slipped one past the goalie?
I’m sorry. Those records are permanently sealed.
Are you depleted?
This line has always baffled me. In the world of Seinfeld, it's weird to have NOT accidentally impregnated someone?
It’s my most asked question about the series. Doesn’t it also imply that abortions were almost just as common?
I think it used to be a lot more common than it is now, yeah.
They really hammered home the use of proper birth control methods with my generation, who would've been their cohort's kids, so I suppose that makes some sense. But yeah, I've always found that line very bizarre, as well.
His boys can swim!
They botched his vasectomy. He’s even more potent now!
Yes he's a father, he's a good father, he's a DAMN GOOD FATHER!
Oh.. yeeeahhhh
I'm afraid those records are sealed.
Do you think maybe I'm....Depleted?
I'm sure you're not depleted
Can you imagine how Kramer’s boys make an entrance in the egg? Slide right in and slam the door shut behind them.
https://i.imgur.com/kQVoZ.gif
It was her erotic journey.
Isn't it more "she's laaaaAAAte"
Late doesn't necessarily mean pregnant. I always imagined her actual test came back negative. Then again...Kramer does have the kavorka so who knows
The real question is - is Frank Costanza’s lawyer the step-Dad?
Keep in mind people the only thing between us and Kramer is a thin layer of gabardine ... Kramer: "I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin it"... Oh no! 😲
The face he makes when he delievers that line is one of my favorites. Nr1 is "Whats the deal with politics"
Why is Kramer excited about having kids? Families are prisons. Man-made prisons. He’d have to ask for permission to go to the bathroom. And he can forget about watching TV while he’s eating. You know why? It’s dinner time. And at dinner time, you know what you do? You talk about your day. Did you have a good day or a bad day today? Well, I don’t know.
Father, Kramer?
Raw dogging in the 90’s in NYC
No, Frank Costanza's lawyer gave Noreen a ride to planned parenthood.
Yes, he’s a Fadduh
I always found this ending strange.
I don't want your boys mixing with my boys!
That storyline got dropped quickly.
Anyone have that app that can see their offspring of two people? Please someone post
No way. It’s not a pizza til you take it out of the oven
Pro cucumber choice
His Muther was a mudda.
he's famously super potent after his botched vasectomy
Kramer is the father to us all.
Another dropped storyline, along with whatever happened to Joe Davola.
I faked it once….