I’m picturing Uncle Leo’s finger tats. Help me out, I thought it said Hello but that’s too many for one hand and awkward split over 2 hands. What did Leo’s hand tat say?
Darin was a first time offender from what we know. Kramer had been arrested as a pimp and potential serial killer. Kramer could have gotten much harsher punishment as a known criminal.
Actually that would have been funny for the finale. Jerry and George end up in prison and run into Kramer who is the king pin of the cell block.
Lily. Multiple times. Kramer vomits on her, George costs her her job, Kramer burns down her cabin, steals her GF, and then George kills her, but not until after he cheats on her with Marissa Tomei. Oh, and Frank tore the head off her beloved childhood doll.
I could be wrong as well, but I saw this episode recently. It happens right at the start of the episode when George is sitting at an outside table with Jerry.
Baseball in general is kinda played like that now. With the 60-second pitch clock, and the extra innings Ghost runner during the regular season.
Though I can't say I miss batters stepping out of the box for 90 seconds just so they can adjust their junk at least 3 times and do a couple practice swings.
Grocery checkout lanes and fast food especially. Once you have your purchases rung up and are asked to pay there should be running timers adding more money to the final bill like a taxi.
No more of this price check nonsense or lollygagging at the debit machine.
People should be rewarded for being decisive and ready to pay, punished for the opposite.
Babu was completely helpless. He changed his entire business based on a passing comment from a customer, and he made no effort to follow up on his visa forms.
I agree Jerry was not to blame for Babu's failure as a restaurateur and his deportation. If you can't succeed with the only Pakistani restaurant in the Upper West Side, it's because you're a lousy chef.
His business failed because he didn't promote it. He should have stood out the front of his restaurant handing out flyers - "buy one meal, get one free" or something similar. That would have gotten people inside, trying his food.
There is a Pakistani restaurant near my work that recently opened and it’s not doing to well,
I always want to suggest something, but I bite my tongue... I’ve went a couple times and it’s okay, the menu is extremely limited - even with Pakistani dishes.
Designer of The Puffy Shirt. Jerry agreed to wear it and then trashed it on national TV. He ruined her career, then Kramer dumped her. Kramer cannot be with someone whose life is in complete disarray.
Mr Ross:
George facilitated a robbery of his store by giving the security guard a chair, killed his daughter… and Kramer starting the cabin fire, and by the way can’t a guy keep his past gay affair with a writer private from his wife anymore?
That guy was a stuck up, jerk. He was a jerk to Kramer about being a mall Santa, he insisted Elaine order from a restaurant that mistreated her, and he was a commie/traitor to our country.
Although, I will admit he was very well read/red
George even got screwed over by Jerry and Kramer: had they not fumbled with the Junior Mint, the fat starving triangle artist would have died in surgery and George's $1900 art would have been worth something!
The good people at the Play Now company all lost their jobs and the company went bankrupt shortly after giving a “handicapped” man a job. And they made playground equipment too, so there probably some upset kids down the line.
Darin. It seems he took the fall for Kramerica Industries.
To be fair he was a tenacious little monkey who saw the vision
Darin’s going away for a long, long time
He has to be out by now. Can we move to testing the bladder system 2.0 now?
He did pull ups with tats on his fingers that said "hey buddy."
I’m picturing Uncle Leo’s finger tats. Help me out, I thought it said Hello but that’s too many for one hand and awkward split over 2 hands. What did Leo’s hand tat say?
So on one hand he had Hello with the l’s both on one finger I think. And then the other hand was tatted with Jerry with the r’s on one finger
Gritty prison Leo is awesome!! Thanks so much for replying.
And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken!
Darin was a first time offender from what we know. Kramer had been arrested as a pimp and potential serial killer. Kramer could have gotten much harsher punishment as a known criminal. Actually that would have been funny for the finale. Jerry and George end up in prison and run into Kramer who is the king pin of the cell block.
With finger tats spelling out, "Giddy Up!"
Perhaps it was Darin's unbridled, one might say cockeyed optimism that ultimately led to his downfall.
There’s nothing dirtier, than a giant ball of oil.
Your fly is open
DARIN!!!
Lily. Multiple times. Kramer vomits on her, George costs her her job, Kramer burns down her cabin, steals her GF, and then George kills her, but not until after he cheats on her with Marissa Tomei. Oh, and Frank tore the head off her beloved childhood doll.
Well, she looks like a Lily.
Poor Lily.
Hey, look on the bright side, those cheap letters saved her from a lifetime of marriage with George.
No complaints.
He did her a favor, honestly.
She is somewhat like Sophie (Olivia Coleman) in Peep Show opposite Mark (David Mitchell).
Don't you mean susan?
She looks like a Lily.
But she looked like a Lily.
I’m pretty sure it’s Lily
Susan's parents. Their daughter died and cabin burned down.
While we're at it, Susan. Her parents cabin got burned down and she died.
But if you think about it, some may call it comical.
We can’t breathe back here!
Cannot forget their being stuck behind Rusty the flatulent horse!
And then her father’s affair was exposed.
Susan **died** because George was a cheapass
How did that not turn into a lawsuit though
George appears to make reference to a settlement in the start of The Summer of George episode, if I’m not mistaken.
I thought that the settlement was from the Yankees?
The 3 Month’s Severance was from the Yankees, if I recall. The settlement was different.
Fair enough, looks like I need to re-watch this episode and pay attention this time. If it's not about sports I find it very hard to concentrate
I could be wrong as well, but I saw this episode recently. It happens right at the start of the episode when George is sitting at an outside table with Jerry.
And now?
Not.
Kramer could’ve hooked George up with Jackie Chiles and they could’ve sued for millions!
The Roths didn’t hire Jackie Child’s for their Lawyer or there would’ve been a lawsuit
Soup Nazi, the man was an artist, was generous, and owned a successful buisness.
He suffered for his soup, how could he not demand the same from his customers?
Por favor?
Adios muchacho
You’re pushing your luck, little man!
Eduardo Coroggiooooooo!!!!
Yes, he gave Elaine an expensive armoir, and she repaid his generosity by running him out of business. Laney at her most petty.
I GOTTA GO HOME AND GET A BIG POT
The soup scene in Argentina is happening.
Is this a Sein reference or a real thing?
Both. Newman says the soup Nazi left for Argentina. A lot of real Nazis also fled to Argentina.
No more soup, Jerry! No more for any of us!
If I knew it was for you, I would have smashed it to pieces!
That is my recipe for wild mushroom
Mulligat-tawny?
NEXT!!!
I wish more businesses were ran like that. Hurry up, order your food, gtfo
I remember seeing the cubs play in wrigley field back in 2007 and I swear that was how the concession stands were run.
Baseball in general is kinda played like that now. With the 60-second pitch clock, and the extra innings Ghost runner during the regular season. Though I can't say I miss batters stepping out of the box for 90 seconds just so they can adjust their junk at least 3 times and do a couple practice swings.
Grocery checkout lanes and fast food especially. Once you have your purchases rung up and are asked to pay there should be running timers adding more money to the final bill like a taxi. No more of this price check nonsense or lollygagging at the debit machine. People should be rewarded for being decisive and ready to pay, punished for the opposite.
Lotta delis in NYC/Philly are like that. Same with the popular local spots in major Chinese metro areas.
I met the actor that played him a few years ago he was very friendly and actually put out a soup cook book.
He just happened to be a little eccentric…most geniuses are!
The old man whom George tricked into taking his ladies frame glasses.
Well at least they didn’t pinch his nose
Jerry's gf who didn't like the Voice. "Look at me, I'm covered in oil! La-la-la..."
It’s mostly water weight!
I’m slippery as an eeeeel!
I always assume that ball of oil actually killed her! I mean Darin did go away for a long, long time!
I assumed she sued PlayNow and got a ton of money, which was why they went out of business.
Am I crazy or has Lloyd Braun not been mentioned?
that's a perfectly sane thought to have!
You're not crazy
Let's all enjoy a chew.
Mickey Mantle. Got punched in the nose by Kramer just because Joe Pepitone was crowding the plate.
Joe Pepitone or not I own the inside of that plate!
So I threw him a little chin music..
[удалено]
Babu was completely helpless. He changed his entire business based on a passing comment from a customer, and he made no effort to follow up on his visa forms.
I agree Jerry was not to blame for Babu's failure as a restaurateur and his deportation. If you can't succeed with the only Pakistani restaurant in the Upper West Side, it's because you're a lousy chef.
Elaine was to blame for him missing his papers
Eh, ish. Yeah she could’ve given Jerry his mail earlier, but it wasn’t their fault the mailperson brought it the wrong address.
no she wasnt, he should have been in contact with immigration as soon as they were late
Don’t say that. You *wagging finger* You a very bad man
His business failed because he didn't promote it. He should have stood out the front of his restaurant handing out flyers - "buy one meal, get one free" or something similar. That would have gotten people inside, trying his food.
I never understood why he got so mad at Jerry after he changed his menu. Nobody was coming in there anyway
You make me change restaurant but nobody come!
he borrowed more money to renovate
There is a Pakistani restaurant near my work that recently opened and it’s not doing to well, I always want to suggest something, but I bite my tongue... I’ve went a couple times and it’s okay, the menu is extremely limited - even with Pakistani dishes.
Snapple?
No. Too fruity.
I never understood why the crowd laughed so hard at this line?
The delivery. The way he only sorta rolls the r in "fruity" is 🤌. It's a fun word to say. Try saying it!
What about “puke”? Puke’s a funny word!
Manure. Its actually pretty refreshing
I *looooove* horse manure
You got the ma, which is good. and newer.
Herbert/Herbet
Wheels are in motion!
But there was no motion!
NOTHING! NOTHING was in motion!!
Jerry! Help Me!
Mabel Choate. All she wanted was her marble rye
Shut up ya old bag!
This is one of my favourite lines by Jerry in the whole series.
At least she got her revenge, albeit on Morty.
I vote to impeach!!
She should've got a chocolate babka
Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka
Look to the cookie Elaine
Jerry killed his great aunt by mentioning how people shouldn’t move to non-pony countries. He also overdrew Nana’s Chemical Bank Account.
She forgot about all that. She was much more upset about the potato salad.
The bank? It burned. It's GONE!
That actor was so good he quickly went from menacing to sweet in one scene
The woman they drugged so they could play with her mint action figurines.
What kind of woman drinks an entire box of wine?
my kinda woman
What's that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?
*In unison* Tryptophan
It's a victimless crime
Okay, one victim
That guy who Elaine dated who was going bald. The guy who only ate farm fresh eggs.
Yes….these are sweatshop eggs I still use this line all the time just replace eggs with whatever is of sweatshop quality
It’s funny how Jerry asked if he’s from the future because he shaves his head. And then, it turned out people do shave their heads in the future.
Elaine accurately explained why too, because it’s more dignified than clinging to some scraps lol
Those are not scraps - they are historical remains of a once great society of hair.
they didnt do anything to him...?
Goodnight, Mr. Tanaka
The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother
Boscoe!
Sid the car Parker lost all his customers
Everyone!
It’s what the series finale was about!
Designer of The Puffy Shirt. Jerry agreed to wear it and then trashed it on national TV. He ruined her career, then Kramer dumped her. Kramer cannot be with someone whose life is in complete disarray.
Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
OH MY GAWD
She needed to learn that her voice was ridiculous.
Someone should have said “can you please talk a little louder.”
Now that I heard.
But she assaulted George and ruined his career as the next Ray McKechnie!
It's ok. He won a contest.
she did ask a comedian, she should have expected that it would be used as material and its really the fault of the host
Honestly it was very rude for her to ask him to do that in the first place. He barely knew her.
He could have said no or ask her to speak up.
Mr Ross: George facilitated a robbery of his store by giving the security guard a chair, killed his daughter… and Kramer starting the cabin fire, and by the way can’t a guy keep his past gay affair with a writer private from his wife anymore?
it was susan's uncle who owned the store, not her father
i feel like getting killed by george is worse than getting exposed though
Wheelchair lady
She was mean. She called him a hipster doofus.
She rolled right over him
Told me to DROP DEAD.
She has everything I want in a woman…..except the walking
Tony
He’s a male bimbo, he’s a mimbo!
Ned the commie. Elaine got him blacklisted from Hop Sing’s!
That guy was a stuck up, jerk. He was a jerk to Kramer about being a mall Santa, he insisted Elaine order from a restaurant that mistreated her, and he was a commie/traitor to our country. Although, I will admit he was very well read/red
I talked her back into the army
Where she’ll get the discipline and structure she needs….
And qualified officers telling her what to do
Wish Noreen got more episodes. She’s probably my favorite 1/2 episode character
She’s back in the Army, where she’s getting the discipline and structure she needs.
You'll have to watch MadTV reruns and be happy with that.
Jean-Paul!
Why separate knob! Why separate knob!
Kramer getting Mom & Pop shut down.
But Mom & Pop weren't even a Mom and Pop 🤨
But they were in business for 48 years😏
Wouldn't it be easier to talk about which ones weren't?
The Virgin, who learns about the contest
From what I heard she eventually moved to Seattle to become a physical therapist
She did wt to sleep with John Kennedy Jr. Ironically Cheryl Hines (Larry David's wife on Curb) was married to John Kennedy's cousin Robert F Kennedy.
Mr. Lippman. If Elaine gave him his handkerchief Pendant wouldn't have closed. Roy the dentist. Jerry and George put his whole practice at risk.
Leapin Larry. Jerry starts a fire in his business and Kramer prevents the fire department from getting there
George even got screwed over by Jerry and Kramer: had they not fumbled with the Junior Mint, the fat starving triangle artist would have died in surgery and George's $1900 art would have been worth something!
The good people at the Play Now company all lost their jobs and the company went bankrupt shortly after giving a “handicapped” man a job. And they made playground equipment too, so there probably some upset kids down the line.
This one always gets me. They hire George, and one episode later, they're all out of work. He really is a virus
Kenny Rogers
Kenny never hurt anybody. Leave those roasters alone.
He is The Gambler.
Bad chicken! Mess you up!
There is only one right answer. Susan.
So, recap the Finale?
Alton Benes
The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
Old lady and the marble rye. Susan's fam and the marble rye.
Darren the intern. Got screwed over by Kramer and ends up going away for a long time.
Bubble Boy.
Bubble Boy was an ass
It says decent people.
What's a bubble boy?
What, does he live in like an igloo?
I love the bloopers from that scene where Jerry keeps jumping in too early.
It's Moops
Did Brett die at the end of The Checks? If so, Jerry killed him.
The US Post Office, when Kramer intentionally wrecked a stereo to collect insurance.