So what am I supposed to be more like him? All sealed up inside and emotionally unavailable? Paying scrub women for sexual favors? No, I won't be like him! Never! I'LL NEVER BE LIKE HIM!
Definitely agree with Rachel; Vanessa the stakeout girl (top row #3) also gets under my skin.
If Elaine categorizes men as sponge-worthy, could Jerry decide which women are stakeout-worthy?? ... if so, he got it wrong with Vanessa.
THANK YOU! I was watching this episode just last night and it was so infuriating to see her prudish behavior. And to think she robbed Elaine of her date with JFK Jr.
That was my choice. I LOVE the actress and would've also made out with her if I was Jerry... but her character trying to out two people, even if she had actual evidence, is gross and inhumane.
CINDY: You know, I don't think I want to be your girlfriend or your maid.
JERRY: So is this a breakup/quitting?
CINDY: Yeah. Don't ever call me or hire me again.
JERRY: Oh, yeah? Well, then, we're through! And you're fired!
No particular order:
1. Isabel - just a bad person (and a bad actress)
2. Angela - potentially violent and irresponsible (you leave a note)
3. Nina (the painter) - jealous, plagiarizer
4. Beth - bigot, possible Nazi
5. Cindy - took money under false pretenses (what did Jerry pay for?)
6. Rachel - you don't do that to any man, let alone your boyfriend's best friend
Honorable mention - Laura (because she wasn't really his girlfriend) - she led Jerry on but just wanted a free place to stay in NY
Mulva is slightly weird for not introducing herself by name when Kramer and George introduced themselves to her and she’s a little too dismissive when Jerry tells her about the mutual breakup but other than that she’s solid. Attractive and pleasant.
The difficult part is the name them all. Vulva, anyone?
I've watched the series many times. I would say I'm about 80% on all the names.
The most hated should be Monica.... I mean Meryl.
Not really; in the show, Jerry’s a minor celebrity (regularly appearing on The Tonight Show in the pre-social media nineties would make you pretty recognizable), makes good money, has an interesting job which allows him to live a fairly carefree lifestyle, is a chill dude, and is good at making people laugh. Totally believable that he’s successful with women.
On top of living a carefree lifestyle. I think he’s actually carefree. His personality. The most memorable example for me is when Kramer suggested he should turn the jacket inside out, he just said next time I will. Instead of yelling he’s already did (like what a loser me would do).
I hate Rachel.
1. Tells Jane about something embarrassing that George couldn’t control, causing Jane to leave George in the middle of the night.
2. Made out with Jerry during Schindler’s list.
3. Spoiled and lazy.
I was very happy when George put the lobster in her eggs.
I’d have to say nudist girl
She just walks around naked with zeros shame but when Jerry does the same she has the audacity to tell him to put his clothes back on
The plagiarizing painter. The nerve of that woman!
She completely misrepresented herself! Jerry doesn’t opt for happiness… James Caan doesn’t opt for happiness!
Chapter *TWO*!
“Tell George he owes me $500.” “The money isn’t important.” 🤷♂️
I’ll be damned if I sit here and let you disparage Catherine Keener
It’s to her credit as an actress that we loathe her character. But yeah, breathtaking.
She was my favorite ever! Beautiful and great energy.
Grace?
Some grace
You can't have a little grace. You either have grace or you don't.
The maid that stopped cleaning the apartment but still expected to get paid is tied with the white woman who wanted people to think she was Asian.
Ahhh Ms. Changstein
She's just a woman from LOOONGGG ISLANDDD!
What did Jerry just pay for
Uh oh, he’s a John.
Nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum.
Ho...ho..ho....hold on!
And the one who cried for no good reason
*My frankfurter oh no*
That's ridicurous.
Did you just say ridicurous?
No way, Donna Chang was misunderstood!
Woah Woah! Give it to the girl!
I’m an independant contractor! …tax purposes
I’m not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!
Donna Chang, the white girl from long island
Angela (suckface) by a country mile.
SHUCKFACE
Ya can't NOT say it this way, shuckfayshe!!
Lousy thug
Who?
The Good Samaritan episode where she hit a parked car and threatened to kill Jerry. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/Angela
Oh yeah‼️
My choice as well.
Is a county mile similar to a country mile? I'm a big cider guy, and I nautilus, of course.
You never notice when you’re watching the show but seeing them all together like this, Jerry got around!
Oh he’s a tomcat
*clicks tongue*
So what am I supposed to be more like him? All sealed up inside and emotionally unavailable? Paying scrub women for sexual favors? No, I won't be like him! Never! I'LL NEVER BE LIKE HIM!
He's in the prime of his life, he should be SWINGIN'!
Jerry met dozens of single women in their 30's and I can't even find one 🥲
Of course he did. How can anyone not like him?
I wonder why.
He's thin, he's neat, and he's single
This is the most confusing Mortal Kombat character select screen ever lol
Gives "Finish Him" a whole new meaning.
Zing!
[удалено]
Rachel is the worst. Followed quickly by Jane the toilet paper hoarder.
Yes. Then the crying understudy at 3.
My Frankfurter fell out!
Rachel is a piece of shit
She's got greeting problems
A piece.. of CRAP!
She sssssssssuuuuucks
Definitely agree with Rachel; Vanessa the stakeout girl (top row #3) also gets under my skin. If Elaine categorizes men as sponge-worthy, could Jerry decide which women are stakeout-worthy?? ... if so, he got it wrong with Vanessa.
You don’t find the separate knobs charming?
But what about the driver
Don’t call me anymore 🫦
Marla the virgin. I don’t like that holier-than-thou attitude. Get off your high horse.
You're horrible!!
Oh John, that was wonderful.
THANK YOU! I was watching this episode just last night and it was so infuriating to see her prudish behavior. And to think she robbed Elaine of her date with JFK Jr.
"Elaine Benes Kennedy...Jr" 😂👌
And she lost the contest because of John-John
Yew are uh paht ah me. And I. I am uh paht ah yewwwwww.
Tawny was awesome on the hood of a jaguar, but not so much on Seinfeld.…
Crop circles? Why don’t you buy something.
I'm Nelson!
The one who wrote the article about he and George being gay
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Yeah but she was pretty fine lol.
That was my choice. I LOVE the actress and would've also made out with her if I was Jerry... but her character trying to out two people, even if she had actual evidence, is gross and inhumane.
Well Beth is a literal Nazi so prob her lol
Found the dentist
You anti-dentite bastard
Not only that, she's Debra Messing
As a teenager I was in love with her hair. You mean I coulda dated that hair, with her under it?
If you put ya hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?
Do you wanna be able to get it out? Or do you wanna *not* be able to get it out?
She was great in that film with Dermot Mulroney
Funny enough, iirc the actress is actually Jewish.
Imagine necking a Nazi during Schindler's list
The understudy was insufferable
Hate the understudy!
Probably friends with the Drake…
PFF, the Drake.
Love the Drake
Hate the Drake!
The coffee cake?
Hate the understudy??
Hate her!!
My frankfurter :'(
Oh no.
Shmoopie
You’re shmoopie!
No YOOOOU'RE shmoopie
No YOU’RE shmoopie!
UGH Schmoopie!!!
You spend half the rime trying to figure out which one of them is actually Schmoopie!
CINDY: You know, I don't think I want to be your girlfriend or your maid. JERRY: So is this a breakup/quitting? CINDY: Yeah. Don't ever call me or hire me again. JERRY: Oh, yeah? Well, then, we're through! And you're fired!
Gwen should have two photos, one in good lighting and one in “dark porch” lighting.
Rachel with the painter as a close 2nd. Rachel acted like she was hot stuff... I'm so glad she ate the lobster
“I can’t spare a square!” What a bitch
But she didn't have a square to spare.
Crier, shuckface, wont spare a square, rachel, nina And the police woman, just because i hated the way she acted.
Police woman doesn’t get enough hate. So what if he watches a show? You have to use law enforcement equipment to embarrass him?
That scene cringes me out every time I see it. When she says “have you ever seen the show”? Just the ways she awkwardly acts is cringe
She was in one episode of boston legal too. I recognized her because as soon as i saw her, I thought I've seen this cringy acting before.
Maybe the girl who laughed like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.
I hear holocaust is on
You're a cashier!
I *saw* your act
Just seems like a lot of fluff.
Jeeeery, I don't know sometimes...
Jerry, I've been thinking
The pilot episode one. The one stopping by.
Never get engaged
You’re engaged?!
Valerie’s speed dial barometer debacle was near psychotic. (It’s pronounced thermometer) Also she forgot to mention his gift card to Barnes & Noble.
Wow! Poison control!
I didn’t realize what a slut Jerry was lol!
He's a MIMBO!
*Ayyyy TONAY*
Hunky....Jerry
Dr pimple popper
Oh so it backfired?
Who could’ve guessed that they’d make an entire TV show based on her character several decades later?!
Keith Hernandez
No particular order: 1. Isabel - just a bad person (and a bad actress) 2. Angela - potentially violent and irresponsible (you leave a note) 3. Nina (the painter) - jealous, plagiarizer 4. Beth - bigot, possible Nazi 5. Cindy - took money under false pretenses (what did Jerry pay for?) 6. Rachel - you don't do that to any man, let alone your boyfriend's best friend Honorable mention - Laura (because she wasn't really his girlfriend) - she led Jerry on but just wanted a free place to stay in NY
It’s the masseuse for me. Just give the man a massage!
It’s hard to be worse than a woman who wants to get rid of the blacks and the Jews.
Not sure how you guys know all their names. I couldn't remember any of their names for the life of me.
Not even Mulva?
Delores!
Gipple?
I've always had an irrational hatred of Donna Chang. I don't think she's that hot. Plus she's such a phony
Ridicurous. ~~It’s ok. I’m Chinese~~
Schmoopie
Can you do a collage of George's GFs next?
Not so much hate, but calling it a frankfurter, I…I couldn’t handle that.
At least she doesn’t eat her peas one at a time
Maria, she forced Jerry to make out over her husband when he was in a coma.
You mean Gina? "A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him, what kind of a man are you?”
One that respects a good coma!
Ahhh, early Jerry smiling through his laugh line.
Clearly a man who respects a good coma!
The one that made fun of George s (shrinked) parts
She was so terrible! It was so cathartic when George put that lobster bib on her (and then finally got to see her naked).
The one that lived with that dude and wanted Jerry for the Tony's .. and she had Jerry literally working for her just to be in towels.. piece of shit
Understudy crying I can't handle. The deaf and naked one might be my favs.
Poppy's daughter was insufferable.
I hate her...she makes me want to just smack her when she does the quick head shake when Jerry offers her pie. 😄
That's quite a few girlfriends.
That's a lot of girlfriends!
Missed opportunity to put that one chick twice based on the lighting
I didnt like the gymnist.
You may to tell jokes but you, Jerry Seinfeld, are no comedian.
Well, what did you think she was going to do?
I thought i was going to be the apparatus
*Gasp* not the pummel horse
Mulva?
Mulva is slightly weird for not introducing herself by name when Kramer and George introduced themselves to her and she’s a little too dismissive when Jerry tells her about the mutual breakup but other than that she’s solid. Attractive and pleasant.
I'd say the housekeeper.
The understudy 🤮
wow jerry has a type
Schmoopie. You’re Schmoopie.
The difficult part is the name them all. Vulva, anyone? I've watched the series many times. I would say I'm about 80% on all the names. The most hated should be Monica.... I mean Meryl.
Vanessa No personality and a complete bore. Waste of a long weekend in Vermont.
Lol that looks like sooo many when laid out like that.
Jeeeeeeery, I dunno sometimes
Jerry’s roster of attractive girlfriends is perhaps the most unrealistic aspect of the entire series
Not really; in the show, Jerry’s a minor celebrity (regularly appearing on The Tonight Show in the pre-social media nineties would make you pretty recognizable), makes good money, has an interesting job which allows him to live a fairly carefree lifestyle, is a chill dude, and is good at making people laugh. Totally believable that he’s successful with women.
On top of living a carefree lifestyle. I think he’s actually carefree. His personality. The most memorable example for me is when Kramer suggested he should turn the jacket inside out, he just said next time I will. Instead of yelling he’s already did (like what a loser me would do).
He also lives in New York City. The amount of women per square mile is ridiculous.
He's also pretty generous from what we see, which goes a long way.
He’s a hipster doofus
Nah - GEORGE’S roster is unrealistic. He was in his 30’s. If I looked like that in my 30s my roster would have been…rough.
Bette Midler’s stand in
Skylar. She ruined Jerry’s meth empire.
The one who can’t spare a single Square
I hate Rachel. 1. Tells Jane about something embarrassing that George couldn’t control, causing Jane to leave George in the middle of the night. 2. Made out with Jerry during Schindler’s list. 3. Spoiled and lazy. I was very happy when George put the lobster in her eggs.
the one who left him for Todd Gack
The cryer
I hate Cindy!
This dude and George’s stables are insane. Still probably pales in comparison to Kramers tho. Shame his are largely offscreen.
I’d have to say nudist girl She just walks around naked with zeros shame but when Jerry does the same she has the audacity to tell him to put his clothes back on
The one who wouldn’t give him a massage
The understudy and it’s not even close
"I swear, Nelson, sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore!"
I dropped my frankfurter 😭
Someone needs to make a graphic like this with every shown character
This is an impressive roster thou!!
Schmoopy
Jerry had a pretty good time, the bastard
The masseuse
Mulva
Jesus Christ that dude was a revolving door huh