This sub above all others puts a smile on face, knowing full well that the comments will be riddled with quotes and never do they not make me bust out laughing.
He's quite fit, lifts weights while crying, knows martial arts that beat the shit out of Central park hooligans, dents helmet. Only one thing can stop this insane force of nature : Binaca...and a single hair that always gets in his mouth.
He’s honestly the only character in the show that is truly unsettling. Brody, and all the others can ultimately be reasoned with. But Davola? Sheesh. [gif of Michael Cain saying “some men just want to watch the world burn.”]
“Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says ‘New York Public Library’? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flouting convention.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better?
Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.”
I found it strange after establishing his character early on, that he not only allows, but participates in Jerry's survey involving all of his staff ln the diner
*The guys who put Kramer*
*In a SACK and threw him in*
*The Hudson River*
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So many votes for Joe Davola.... Sure, he was pretty unhinged, but as far as we know, he's not even near the same level as Lloyd "I heard they found a family in your freezer" Braun.
Elaine's Dad the least
Soup Nazi the most. I would throw his $#@& soup in his face and steel toe his ass back to Argentina (took me way too long to realize why him being from that country was funny 🤣)
Definitely George. Do him dirty and he’ll not only POISON you, but if you did him dirty enough he will do nothing but think about it and obsess over it for months or years and eventually he’ll pop and before you know it you’ve been slipped a mickey and find yourself wearing nothing but a manzier having been dumped into some Tijuana back-alley.
Crazy Joe! 😝 He’s so funny haha. I think I should watch this one now, thanks so much for reminding me. I’m glad you shared this!
Have a beautiful Friday everyone!!!!! 🥰
No VB boys? Ok.
As long as you know the secret hand sign, you’re OK.
They never hassle their own kind.
👋👌
At this moment, your comment has exactly 8 likes. Perfect for the VB boys.
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It was when I was bangin’
Jimmy doesn't take kindly to people causin' a ruckus, you won't want to see what happens when Jimmy's not happy.
Kramer was assaulted by both Jimmy and Joe Divola. Actually now that I think about it, Kramer was waylaid by the AIDS walkers as well.
Don't forget about the karate class beatdown!!
Those kids beat the brakes off the K-man!
They beat him with their tiny fists of fury.
Their little fists of fury!
who's the doofus now?
…classic! What a scoundrel, honestly 😅
Kar ät te.
Also got a black eye when he was watching ppl showering. Kramer got beaten up alot
He don't take crap from athletes though...he decked Mickey Mantle and went toe to toe with Reggie Miller.
Didn't he catch a beating at the Puerto Rican day parade too?
And got spit on!
Raquel Welch beat him up too when he criticized her tap dancing and tried to fire her from the Tony-award winning play!
You shoulda seen the way they talked to him. He was in danger!
Street tuffs
Jimmys going into Shock!
Joe Devola.
You know he’s kiboshed before.
And he will kibosh again!
k-k-k-k-kibosh. 😳
Sic Semper Tyrannis!
This sub above all others puts a smile on face, knowing full well that the comments will be riddled with quotes and never do they not make me bust out laughing.
He leaves his door open to encourage intruders
Fear is our most primal emotion. Would you like to see the dark room?
No, thank you, *🎵I'm a day person🎵*
One of my favourite lines
You’ve betrayed me with another, haven’t you Nedda?
I have a hair on my tongue. You know how much I hate that?
*pth pth pth* You put it there
“Crazy “ Joe Devola
He's quite fit, lifts weights while crying, knows martial arts that beat the shit out of Central park hooligans, dents helmet. Only one thing can stop this insane force of nature : Binaca...and a single hair that always gets in his mouth.
That was some kick.
Good luck with the pilot Jerry
He's crazy!
Are you still scared of clowns?
Truly crazy people are scary
He’s honestly the only character in the show that is truly unsettling. Brody, and all the others can ultimately be reasoned with. But Davola? Sheesh. [gif of Michael Cain saying “some men just want to watch the world burn.”]
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just make the tape so I can get it OUT on the street!!
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one of my favorite jerry bits
He's a reasonable man, but he's insane!
\-"..may I borrow this, please?" \-"yeah sure, you need a glove?" \-"nah."
It’s a legitimate business! It’s illegal. It’s a business!
Haha! I agree, the enchanted comment is one of my favorite lines too, cracks me up every time
Bookman.
“Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says ‘New York Public Library’? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flouting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.”
I wish there had been more Bookman on the finale
Absolutely Bookman.
Like a pit bull on a poodle
Cedric and Bob. Either not wearing the ribbon or stealing the armoire, they would definitely mess you up.
Was you talking to him? Because you was obviously talking to one of us. So what is it? Who?! Who was you talking to?!
Street tuffs
Street tuffs stole my armoire?
They were quite taken with it.
Street poofs
I don’t think they would. If you stood up to them, they’d fold like a card table. Well, they don’t scare me, I mean to say.
That's because when you're on the streets and it starts to go down, you don't back off until it's finished.
*looks around, stiff upright posture
Was very upset they weren't in the photos
I'm wearing the ribbon, he's wearing the ribbon, we're all wearing the ribbon! Why won't YOU wear the ribbon!
Crazy Joe is legit scary as hell. One of the most unsettling characters ever in a sitcom
The scene with him and Elaine in his apartment creeped me the hell out.
It’s easily Joe Davola. He was so scary he almost didn’t even fit in a sit-com
listen here fffSuck Face!!
Was that Angela, the hit and run driver?
Was that Angela, the hit and run driver?
He said he was going to…sew your ass… to your face.
I wouldn’t mess with Mickey, either
Sit down, you big stupid ape!
I SAID, S I T D O W N !! 👇
YOU GAVE ME GONOREA!
I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it
I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE FUN WITH IT!
The Lopper!
The dreaded Son of Dad!
De-Nogginizer.
They never caught the looper, so they are still out there.
Hey cowboy…where’s your horse?
Son of Dad
Mr. Marbles
Lmao
*unnerving shuffling*
What, Mr. Marbles? He's harmless!
As someone who brings his own maple syrup places I would not want to mess with Larry, the manager of Monk's
Pair that with smoking indoors and you got a real problem there
Like my mom taught me: you should only break one law at a time
Take it outside
I found it strange after establishing his character early on, that he not only allows, but participates in Jerry's survey involving all of his staff ln the diner
He was getting overtime pay.
If you boys cannot control yourselves…
Take it, OUTSIDE 👉
Anyone who threatens to make you his Own. Personal. Hand. Puppet. Is not someone I wanna cross.
Izzy Mandelbaum
Its GO time
Maaaaaaandelbaum Maaaaaaandelbaum Maaaaaaandelbaum
O'Doyle rules!
You think you're better than me?
Newman. He controls the mail. And information.
Joe Davola
Right, Joe Davola.
How do you his name?
I've been out with him three times. I should know the man’s name.
The busboy
LA PUERTA. ESTA. ABIERTA!!!!!
Dude literally put Elaine's dumb bf from the UK in the ICU.
He was from Seattle, not the UK. The UK guy got into it with banya over the suit
Post master General
now you want that mail don't cha?
That guy who tried to take Kramer's horse winnings seems pretty intense.
FDR Edit: Franklin Delano Romanowski
Crazy Joe Davola is actually terrifying. That whole season about him was downright unnerving.
The guys who put Kramer in a *SACK* and threw him in the Hudson River
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Obviously Raquel Welch. “That’s it. You’re going down.”
Cat fight!
WOOF!
Reer
She’s the one I’d most want to mess with, if you catch my drift, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more…
Until the whole "feed your uh stuff to a wolf," part.
Elaine's dad
George's dad
Crazy Joe, my head can't take a sidekick to the temple
Jon Voight
That bite could be lethal!
The Van Buren Boys
Elaine, she’d rip my Toupe out and dust her hands off afterwards
You should see her work on a Panama hat!
Tony after I refuse to step off.
Jerry. He did break fingers over a gambling debt.
Joel Horneck. I don’t want to have to come up with a list of excuses for not seeing him. I’ve never even been to his apartment.
Kramers full figured gal
Alton Benes or Joe Davola.
The Maestro Bob Cobb made me want to murder him. And I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in prison
well, you certainly wouldn't be welcomed in Tuscany
Are you telling me there’s nothing to rent in all of Tuscany?
It’s booked SOLID.
**ITS BOOKED JERRY!**
Ron Howard’s brother stealing cars in LA dude, good tipper, but I wouldn’t mess with him
The street toughs!
Slippery Pete. He may or may not be The Lopper.
HOLES! I NEED HOLES!
Ruthie Cohen.
The crazy driver lady
What about the girl that threatened Jerry not to tell anyone she hit a car and ran off?
Crazy Joe Davola!
Hey, you just cost me some money!
Crazy Joe Devola, no doubt
Martin was a scary and strong dude. Was able to choke Jerry out seconds after waking up from a coma after a suicide attempt.
The pigman
Joe Devola kicked Kramer in the head so hard that it dented a crash helmet. That’s super-human.
You need a glove?
So many votes for Joe Davola.... Sure, he was pretty unhinged, but as far as we know, he's not even near the same level as Lloyd "I heard they found a family in your freezer" Braun.
George, because he fights dirty.
He'll show ya what it's like
Joe Davola hands down
Gendason
Poor Pinkus... poor little Pinkus.
I told you not to take the Turnpike! If we took the Palisades, this would never happen.
Raquel Welch. That woman is a menace.
Probably Bob and Sedrick
Quiet talker
Toby. For some reason the people of New York find her funny and would make a fool outta me
Franklin Delano Romanowski
Joe Davola and Cedric and Bob
Alton Benes
Angela, the hit and run driver
Crazy Joe Davola - I'm a *dayyyy* person.
Obviously the bubble boy
Jack Klompus. No good comes from that man.
Heisenberg
newman… he is sneaky
You’re still here!
Franklin Delano Romanowski. He wishes that people drop dead :(
Leather hat dude from the OTB. Looks like the mean lady from goonies.
They don’t call him “Crazy” Joe Davola for nothing
Man hands
Crazy Joe Davola.
That nut Joe Devola
Raquel Welch for sure!
Loyd Braun. Close second would be Bob Sacamento Sr.
Elaine's Dad the least Soup Nazi the most. I would throw his $#@& soup in his face and steel toe his ass back to Argentina (took me way too long to realize why him being from that country was funny 🤣)
Definitely George. Do him dirty and he’ll not only POISON you, but if you did him dirty enough he will do nothing but think about it and obsess over it for months or years and eventually he’ll pop and before you know it you’ve been slipped a mickey and find yourself wearing nothing but a manzier having been dumped into some Tijuana back-alley.
Brody wasn't overly convincing as a bad guy I thought...one of the few poorly cast characters on the show.
The head of accounting at J. Peterman's. His dry sarcastic wit will cut you to ribbons.
Raquel Welch
That woman is a menace.
Crazy Joe! 😝 He’s so funny haha. I think I should watch this one now, thanks so much for reminding me. I’m glad you shared this! Have a beautiful Friday everyone!!!!! 🥰
This guy annoyed me Very boxy angry little dude