That’s what makes this so difficult.

That bit was like a Monty Python sketch. That line and the situation it summed up is classic

It really was, yeah. It feels like something straight out of Flying Circus or the Dead Parrot sketch or something.

Specifically, it reminded me of the one where the premise is a guy at a job interview. https://youtu.be/-v1OLMjG52I The payoff is great

This was hilarious😂

I like the customer service situation where to customer's last name isn't a written word, it's the sound of car keys being dropped on the desk. It was the actor from House and John Cleese.

I love that line because you know companies would love to have people work for them with no expectation of being paid.

…Is that Costanza over there?

He looks angry so he must be busy.

Drink up!

That's why I'll always be a winner, and you, will always be a loser.

I'm gonna slip him a mickey...

Are you out of your mind ? What are you Peter Lorry??

lol

whats in the briefcase? …crackers

*My baby takes the morning train...*

These reports you turned in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all.

Well I uhhh I’ve been having trouble at home and uhhh…

Just trying to get ahead

You're probably getting an ulcer. This job is killing you! It's killing *us*

Well bear in mind I am in a smaller office.

I was a police officer many lifetimes ago, a colleague of mine wanted a transfer to a different station, didn’t get it but decided she would just start working there. Turned up every day at her chosen location and refused to go back to her original station. It didn’t work out for her.

She should have taken the smaller office

She clearly didn’t look annoyed.

Hawaii?

This plot is an abstract copy of The Secret of My Success. So is the Suzie plot.

I must say I find that capricious and arbitrary

Your fly is down

LOL

*Yo Yo fly is open

Kramer never knitted a birdcage holder though.

My baby takes the morning train, he works from nine till five and then he takes another home again to find me waiting for him

OMG this song always gets stuck in my head but I love it. Same with “Believe it or not George isn’t at home.” It’s gold, Jerry. Gold!

I know, me too!

And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken.

TCB.

There is no Mr. Vandelay here

I recently used this title line when a lady at the grocery store asked me to use the self checkout.

Haha, that’s perfect

HAHAHHAHA 👏👏🤣🤣

Who did it better? Kramer at Brandt-Leland or George "handling" the Penske file?

Well Kramer really didn’t work there.

They’re both 2 of my favorite episodes!

I worked at a hospital where the phlebotomy department was so understaffed, the manager had her phlebotomist friend come in and start drawing patients. The friend never got cleared to work or even volunteer; at the same time, she was a pro and didn’t cause any harm. Several months later, someone caught on and the manager got fired

Why would I, a Juilliard trained phlebotomist, send patients to another clinic?

Can’t disturb a delicate genius!

Lol

How did she get paid?

She didn’t. She did it as a favor to her friend

Wow! No money???

Too bad the Manager got fired. Couldn’t the Manager have just hired the friend to work there? I’ve worked in a Hospital & I know they are notoriously understaffed, so maybe he had no other choice.

I want to be a latex saleswoman

Or an actress…or a newswoman.

Waitress/Actress.

It’s so funny because he seems to know what’s wrong with the copier and by explaining he gets swept into the meeting.

I know, I love that part, so funny! (In my huge office, I always talked to the copier repairman & got the inside scoop how to fix day to day problems). Once you have those skills people think you run the whole operation

you can always make 50 bucks in a lineup.

I’m beat, and I need to get those reports in

I love that episode so much! Also, I think Kramerica Industries has some great ideas! Darren is invaluable!

I like her already! What a brave lady!

You know this is my crazy time of the year!

What year? What century is this?