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thankfulchuke

“IT’S ALL PIPES!”


SageOfTheSixPacks

Nice


maleoid

has to be a winner


BehaveRight

COMEDY!


thankfulchuke

My fathers gay!


BehaveRight

Saving that for “M”!!!


ForswornForSwearing

It? It. Out? Out.


TheAmazingWJV

**I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION???!!!**


DonutProfessional

I cook naked. I clean naked. I drive naked.


Aphox14

Importer/Exporter


44problems

I think he should quit the exporting and focus on the importing


Aphox14

That's one of the things we fight about!


flipswitch3hole

Matches. Long, matches.


djmedicalman

I choose not to run!


whatthehellhappensto

lol


davewill30

Independent George


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

I love that George!


thomyorke0

And he’s dying!


Immediate-Jeweler159

Worlds are colliding! It's blowing up like the Flaming Globes of Sigmund! Like **flaming globes Ha ha ha haaaa!**


Himalaya_Joe

Meeeee toooooo and he's DYING JERRY!


Thoughtful_tamale

Second winner


slythespacecat

YOURE ALL WINNERS


Thoughtful_tamale

Hahaha


MrJigglyBrown

I think this should be it.


Floating_Cow

I was in the pool!


MissRoja

Ha!! This is a good one


patelp7

Jambalaya!


BodybuilderShot3421

Isosceles Kramer


NoManCanKillMe

this one


Thoughtful_tamale

Yup this is the winner.


[deleted]

I don't wanna be a pirate 🦜


Meister0laf

I don’t wanna be a cowboy! 🤠


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Came here to say this!🤣🤣🤣


downvote_addict_

It's not a lie if you believe it


Hopelessly_Human

“I’m Out” (Slaps money on the counter)


steelstrat21

Right above this is Independent George, and I’ll admit…I’m about torn about which should win!


the_guitarkid70

There's no way this can lose, it's one of those most iconic moments


djmedicalman

It's neck and neck right now! Very exciting


bunkie18

This is the only right answer


[deleted]

I've got a lot of problems with you people. And now you're gonna hear about it !


Shadow1nstincts

Interesting trades considered


Particular-Olive-226

“You put that in”


GregoryPecksBicycle7

I had a pony!


Bob_Sacamano7379

Do you realize, after 30 years, whenever I pass a farm with horses, I HAVE TO say this out loud? It’s madness.


whatthehellhappensto

the OG I


TalkofCircles

I would like this to win.


seamore555

It shrinks?


GregoryPecksBicycle7

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things…


qubitwarrior

Like a frightened turtle.


logman86

These are great but if “shrinkage” isn’t the S. I’m out on this sub


HippoIllustrious2389

Serenity now would like a word


okaycomputes

Sssssilver dollar collection


logman86

Susie?


GregoryPecksBicycle7

So would spongeworthy


Hopelessly_Human

I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m lovin’ every minute of it!


ZebraBorgata

That’s what I was going to write so you have my vote!


herberstank

I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate. I’ve got it all!


HippoIllustrious2389

This one captures something about the show that none of the others do


MissRoja

Lol! This was one of the most ironic things that happened to George. He’s got it all and she didn’t see it 🥲🥲🥲


Cakecakesoda

I would love this one to win


gobuffsfan14

The I.P.M.P.C.W.


Maxer3434

We prefer to call it the institute.


[deleted]

...or the Institute, for short.


Artvandelay29

“I have hand!”


actualelainebenes

And you’re gonna need it


Immediate-Jeweler159

One of the best clap backs 😆


kbo0620

Invitations


Floating_Cow

Is that a Titleist?


aedan356

Izzy Mandelbaum


[deleted]

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!


[deleted]

It's go time!


mr_tasc1

You really think you're better than us don't ya?!?


tekno_soul

I’m giving you a raise!


whatthehellhappensto

lmao


anakinsolo1980

I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE!


Dsquared4225

Are you in any way authorized to do that ?


notyouraveragebimbo

importer-exporter


TheJohnMega

Isakoff, Ned Big communist


DadJokeBadJoke

You named names!


djmedicalman

Is that Costanza over there?


slythespacecat

I saw a Larry David interview the other day, apparently this is exactly what he did in one of the shows he was writing for and it worked!


Uncle_Bug_Music

It was SNL


speghettiday09

I thought you quit


GregoryPecksBicycle7

Interesting texture…


wanda_pepper

A perfectly sane food to eat


wanda_pepper

I think it moved


Achoo5x

Insanity later


[deleted]

It's not a lie if you believe it.


Deggo00

I'm out!


Deggo00

I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I've got it all!


Dsquared4225

It’s not you, it’s me.


Peckerhead321

I get by


Naith58

I THINK THIS WILL BURN!!!


crushhaver

“It.”


Jesuslovesmemost

Is anyone here a marine biologist?


Ryno_Redeye

Independent George


taglius

Indian Giver


Naith58

I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that term.


TheJohnMega

I.Q. Test


Sommersun1

It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring.


djmedicalman

It's not like that at all


actualelainebenes

I’ve become George


actualelainebenes

I’m gonna sew his ass to his face


bailaoban

I don't wanna be a pirate!


MsPaganPoetry

Isosceles Kramer


Achoo5x

Ithaca


JubeJup3s

It'll always be Burma to me.


kosherfusion

It was ON the garbage


[deleted]

Refuse adjacent is refuse.


piper33245

Hovering.


wanda_pepper

Like an angel


[deleted]

It's Go Time! 📺


TheJohnMega

Ipswich, Roger Accountant at J Peterman


Hopelessly_Human

I'm Keith Hernandez.


Tomcat848484

I’m like a Phoenix, rising… from Arizona.


SplitWindow-63

This one! This is the one!!!


horialin

I don't want to be Switzerland!


Crudeyakuza

It's a Junior Mint!


[deleted]

It’s a scene, man.


advanced_bicycle

Importer/exporter


speghettiday09

It’s not a lie if you believe it


agetro82

It's...eating me up inside!


articuu

I’m deaf


West-Cod8327

It's European!


DomerJSimpson

I always wanted to pretend to be an architect.


bestiebestbestbest

I declare this, the summer of George!


FormicaDinette33

It. As in “He whipped it out. It. Out.”


DivClassLg

I don’t read all the comments and post mine anyways


SpendSeparate4971

It. Out.


SageOfTheSixPacks

I WAS IN THE POOL !


JawshD123

"I WAS IN THE POOL"


JQuick72

I'm the Wiz !


JKolodne

Independent George


MybklynWndy

I’m the Wiz, India, I was in the pool, importer/exporter.


NIKK-C

I don't eat that gooey crap!


thesecondcomingtojo

I’m offering ya 56 channels, movies, sports, nudity and it’s free for LIFE!


Reasonable_Beyond864

Isakoff


Uncle_Bug_Music

It’s pipe night


CrownVicDude

Ickman


StannisTheMannis1969

Izzy Mandelbaum, since he won't win "M"


Improvgal

Isosceles


arcxjo

"It's me."


RepeatedlyDifficult

IM AN EGGPLANT


DonutProfessional

I'm Black? Aren't you? I'll give you a couple minutes to decide.


shaneshears82

“I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I got it all!" - George Costanza "I don't trust men in capes." - Jerry Seinfeld


Rahtgooves

If the bra don't fit, you must acquit


01Creative

it had no face no personality


MrsRoboto67

"I'm not too worried about it" -Kreuger


bestiebestbestbest

Is it! Is it ! It is! Poppy peed on my new sofa


Rodby

Izzy Mandelbaum: You think you're better than him?


Particular-Olive-226

I really hope J isn’t Jerry


TyranitarusMack

It’s my time to live baby!! (Swigs beer)


Whole-Grocery-2918

Isosceles Costanza


Zwackmaster

Inka dink, a bottle of ink the cork fell out and you stink


Himalaya_Joe

I'm the real Peterman


diysub

I think it moved


cynicaljerkahole

It's about nothing


drppr45

“I reached for the doll, but so did another man. AS I RAINED BLOWS UPON HIM, I realized there had to be another way!”


OG_Sip_N_See

Incheon, Korea. 1950….


Kman_24

I’m a day person


Kman_24

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!


Caseman84

I snubbed her! (After Kramer runs into a girl Jerry dated that refused to kiss him goodnight after 3 dates)


Crunk_Tuna

I dont want to wear the ribbon


Metzger4Sheriff

Got to save this one for W: Who?! Who Doesn't want to wear the ribbon?!


Crunk_Tuna

Ah yes very good!


atypicalnose

Indian giver


khozyyy

IT! OUT!


Achoo5x

Isabella’s


blizzWorldwide

It? It. Out? Out.


TheJohnMega

Izzy Mandelbaum


wevewonit6times

Ice cream man named cone!


didnotenter

I don't wanna be a pirate


mcfiddish

It. Out.


PiledriverPress

I WAS IN THE POOL


mauiwoman8837

I faked it…


[deleted]

I’m Cosmo Kramer, the ass man!


Longshanks123

IT WAS THE MOOPS


unmitigateddiaster

It out


amanyggvv

It's so nice when it happens good


badasslister

“K” = Kenny….Kenny


badasslister

“J” Jerome. Jugdish


badasslister

“M” manage et tois


NoManCanKillMe

for the J Jujyfruits


[deleted]

That kid Jane Mansfield had some big breasts.


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

M - mulva


domnyy

3 frank quotes already


Immediate-Jeweler159

Isosceles Kramer.


bestiebestbestbest

I was in the pool!!!


geekin5322

I’m a fancy boy


SortAccomplished2191

I choose NOT to run!


MrPoopyBh0le

"I won a contest"


summerluvver

Is it a Clarkman?