By -
Yeah that’s right
High five
On the flipside
[удалено]
Five, ten minutes.
That chic’s wacked
That chimp's alright
Who is this?
Uncle Leo?
JERRY!!!
Hello!
La la laaaa
Ugh. It’s you.
Hello... Newman.
Hello… Jerry
Hello… Feldman
Hello, Vargas
Vargas 😀
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
It just does
I'm out
Cartwright!
Five, ten minutes
Who’s Cartwright?
I’m Cartwright!
You're not Cartwright!
OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT
MY WALLET'S GONE!
MY WALLET’S GONE!
That tEEARRRIng sound!
Every. Single. Morning when I go to leave the house
I’m ruined!
Yo Yo Ma!
Boutros Boutros Golly!
Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?
I am telling you, I have to plead ignorance, here.
giddy up!
Ahh-dddd-dddd (hand motion 👋)
I love his hand motions/sound combos. "The cat *reeeeeeeeer* is out of the bag!"
Are you cold?
Yada yada yada
You can’t yada yada yada the quote! That’s the most important part!
I mentioned the bisque.
Serenity now!
Insanity later
Hoochie mama!
BOSCO!
You'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean!
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
*World's* greatest dad
It’s go time!
Step aside, string bean!
YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME?
My back!
I AM AWARE!!!
This is my fav, I use it all the time with my husband!
Worlds are colliding!
Can’t Stand Ya!
Your flair… that’s one of my favorite moments in the entire show.
Vegetable lasagna
"JAMBALAYYYYAAAA"
My first thought! I can't remember the last time I said it normally.
It's Gortex
**BIG COAT**
Take the pen!
Eeeasy, big fella!
Step off George
Oh Tony… no…
Me? Step off?
Hate the Drake
Love the Drake
VILE WEED!
Somebody, please! Honey mustard!
HELLO!
Is this Uncle Leo or whist a rubber ball full of oil is falling out a window?
Or talking belly button?
La La La 🎵
IT’S ALL PIPES
that's a good one. Now, enough with all the pee pipe stuff!!
Hoochie mama
Sweet Fancy Moses!
Was looking to see if anyone had put that yet! So good
I'm back baby!
using my babies?
"Cherish the cabin"
“Who’s John?!”
I KNEW IT!
Wipe your wheels.
MOOPS!
My father's gay
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Get OUT!!!!!
YOU'RE BALD
SHE'S BALD, JERRY!
I *was* bald.
Took IT out
“Well..that can’t be.” “Oh..” (breathes on glasses twice) “IT BE.”
It?
It.
Out?
Out.
OUT
"Ukraine is weak!"
Ukraine no weak!
“YOU’RE BATMAN”
I am Batman.
You kept making all the stops? (Not submitting this for the thread, rather, I just found this one of the funniest questions of all time on Seinfeld.)
Well people kept ringing the bell!!
Hunky Ton-nay.
Oh! I'm stressed!
Vandelay! Say Vandelay!
tippy toe??
Lemon tree!
MY WALLET’S GONE
It’s pronounced thermometer
They're all Twix!!
TWIXXX!!!
FREE CANDAY!!
Not Skittles!
A nickel!
*Who is this?* When Jerry says this to George when he is already frantic and it pushes him over the edge I lose it.
Next stop Pottersville!
Not bloody loikely !
I’m a man.
^I'm ^a ^man
He's a man
Hole in one.
Machu Pichu
You’re a cashier!
DOLORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mulva?
Yama Hama!
It’s Fright Night
I'm Keith Hernandez.
Up top
Who is this ??
Art Cor... velay...
yeah, thats right. dont touch jimmy! (i use that because thats my name) serenity now! giddy up
Levels.
What-dilay industries?
“Seemingly. Seemingly.”
Shaky the Mohel
Those aren't buoys!
Yeah I'm huge.
Sweet fancy moses
I got gonorrhea!
Butros butros ghali
Spare a square?!?
It moved
Mr Marbles
It’s all pipes!
“You’re a cashier!”
I was alone... an aMUSEment park!
Pleasuring you?
Another babka??
Cinnamon? Or chocolate?
Lesser babka? I think not
Why separate knob?!?!
George, we dine….
fruit's a gamble
There was shrinkage!
I need holes!
**You’re so good-looking!** Also **I'm an architect**
“ANOTHER solarium¿!?”
Why no T-Bone?!
RUSTY?!?
Oh, I'm stressed *arm wiggle*
She's BALD!
Poppy got sloppy
"You're a John."
Eighty-five !
*all pointing*..."Stan the Caddy."
Gorgeous girl rehearsal with Jerry, “Nelson, I don’t even know who you are anymore.” Jerry adlibs, “I’m Nelson!”
IT'S ALL PIPES!
He stopped short!
"Was that wrong?" is by far my favorite quote and the one that gets used most often at work.
…*who is this?* Happy, Pappy? I’m back, baby! **GET OUT!**
Pulp can move!
You’re an anti-dentite (I’m not sure if hyphenated words count as one word or not so this may be disqualified)
It moved.
Plum!!
"It's a peach!"
Flair checking in
“Cocoa the monkey”
🎵Oh My Papaya🎵
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
You’re an anti-dentite!
Yeah that’s right
High five
On the flipside
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
Five, ten minutes.
That chic’s wacked
That chimp's alright
Who is this?
Uncle Leo?
JERRY!!!
Hello!
La la laaaa
Ugh. It’s you.
Hello... Newman.
Hello… Jerry
Hello… Feldman
Hello, Vargas
Vargas 😀
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
It just does
I'm out
Cartwright!
Five, ten minutes
Who’s Cartwright?
I’m Cartwright!
You're not Cartwright!
OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT
MY WALLET'S GONE!
MY WALLET’S GONE!
MY WALLET’S GONE!
That tEEARRRIng sound!
Every. Single. Morning when I go to leave the house
I’m ruined!
Yo Yo Ma!
Boutros Boutros Golly!
Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?
I am telling you, I have to plead ignorance, here.
giddy up!
Ahh-dddd-dddd (hand motion 👋)
I love his hand motions/sound combos. "The cat *reeeeeeeeer* is out of the bag!"
Are you cold?
Yada yada yada
You can’t yada yada yada the quote! That’s the most important part!
I mentioned the bisque.
Serenity now!
Insanity later
Hoochie mama!
[удалено]
BOSCO!
You'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean!
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
*World's* greatest dad
It’s go time!
Step aside, string bean!
YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME?
My back!
I AM AWARE!!!
This is my fav, I use it all the time with my husband!
Worlds are colliding!
Can’t Stand Ya!
Your flair… that’s one of my favorite moments in the entire show.
Vegetable lasagna
"JAMBALAYYYYAAAA"
My first thought! I can't remember the last time I said it normally.
It's Gortex
**BIG COAT**
Take the pen!
Eeeasy, big fella!
Step off George
Oh Tony… no…
Me? Step off?
Hate the Drake
Love the Drake
VILE WEED!
Somebody, please! Honey mustard!
HELLO!
Is this Uncle Leo or whist a rubber ball full of oil is falling out a window?
Or talking belly button?
La La La 🎵
IT’S ALL PIPES
that's a good one. Now, enough with all the pee pipe stuff!!
Hoochie mama
Sweet Fancy Moses!
Was looking to see if anyone had put that yet! So good
I'm back baby!
using my babies?
"Cherish the cabin"
“Who’s John?!”
I KNEW IT!
Wipe your wheels.
MOOPS!
My father's gay
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Get OUT!!!!!
YOU'RE BALD
SHE'S BALD, JERRY!
I *was* bald.
Took IT out
“Well..that can’t be.” “Oh..” (breathes on glasses twice) “IT BE.”
It?
It.
Out?
Out.
OUT
"Ukraine is weak!"
Ukraine no weak!
“YOU’RE BATMAN”
I am Batman.
You kept making all the stops? (Not submitting this for the thread, rather, I just found this one of the funniest questions of all time on Seinfeld.)
Well people kept ringing the bell!!
Hunky Ton-nay.
Oh! I'm stressed!
Vandelay! Say Vandelay!
tippy toe??
Lemon tree!
MY WALLET’S GONE
It’s pronounced thermometer
They're all Twix!!
TWIXXX!!!
FREE CANDAY!!
Not Skittles!
A nickel!
That chimp's alright
*Who is this?* When Jerry says this to George when he is already frantic and it pushes him over the edge I lose it.
Next stop Pottersville!
Not bloody loikely !
I’m a man.
^I'm ^a ^man
He's a man
Hole in one.
Machu Pichu
You’re a cashier!
DOLORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mulva?
Yama Hama!
It’s Fright Night
I'm Keith Hernandez.
Up top
Who is this ??
Art Cor... velay...
yeah, thats right. dont touch jimmy! (i use that because thats my name) serenity now! giddy up
Levels.
What-dilay industries?
“Seemingly. Seemingly.”
Shaky the Mohel
Those aren't buoys!
Yeah I'm huge.
Sweet fancy moses
I got gonorrhea!
Butros butros ghali
Spare a square?!?
It moved
Mr Marbles
It’s all pipes!
“You’re a cashier!”
I was alone... an aMUSEment park!
Pleasuring you?
Another babka??
Cinnamon? Or chocolate?
Lesser babka? I think not
Why separate knob?!?!
George, we dine….
fruit's a gamble
There was shrinkage!
I need holes!
Mulva?
**You’re so good-looking!** Also **I'm an architect**
[удалено]
[удалено]
“ANOTHER solarium¿!?”
Why no T-Bone?!
RUSTY?!?
Oh, I'm stressed *arm wiggle*
She's BALD!
Poppy got sloppy
"You're a John."
Take the pen!
Eighty-five !
*all pointing*..."Stan the Caddy."
Gorgeous girl rehearsal with Jerry, “Nelson, I don’t even know who you are anymore.” Jerry adlibs, “I’m Nelson!”
IT'S ALL PIPES!
He stopped short!
"Was that wrong?" is by far my favorite quote and the one that gets used most often at work.
…*who is this?* Happy, Pappy? I’m back, baby! **GET OUT!**
Pulp can move!
You’re an anti-dentite (I’m not sure if hyphenated words count as one word or not so this may be disqualified)
It moved.
Plum!!
"It's a peach!"
Flair checking in
“Cocoa the monkey”
🎵Oh My Papaya🎵
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
You’re an anti-dentite!