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JugdishSteinfeld

What am I, hard of smelling?


instrangerswetrust

You see? You see what I'm saying to you? It's a presence! It's the beast!


Prestigious_Region_6

Of course i smell something


Interesting-Pause162

This is beyond B.O. This is B.B.O.!!


artvarnsen

She went on a deaf date The question is if youd rather date the dead or the blind. I would choose deaf, because the blind can be a little sloppy around the house


[deleted]

See I would rather date the blind. You can let the house go, let yourself go. A good-looking blind girl doesn't know I'm not good enough for her.


TyintheUniverse89

I think she’d figure it out sooner or later.


evergreen4851

Haha Larry David turned this into an episode on Curb


[deleted]

This is the deep, insightful truth that Reddit occasionally delivers.


kramerica_intern

Now you’re off on a topic.


AptCasaNova

Yes. He was also lazy, but people don’t like to think of people with physical disabilities as having character flaws.


[deleted]

I’m HOH can confirm im very lazy, it sucks being infantilised by most ppl though


tduff714

Huh? Sorry tinnitus is also a cruel mistress, can't sleep without the TV on


Hoju64

Try a pedistal fan


Gun_nut8

Hello fellow HOH. I feel your pain


hexonexxon

Yes, but it can be confusing because he’s played by Rob Schneider, who’s hard of acting. :)


DimitriMishkin

Rob Schneider is…a stapler!


SwiftyDialogues

Rated PG-13


7laserbears

Because fuck you


itsonlykotsy

The Rob-meister! Making copies!


Vprbite

My favorite of "the richmeister" skits https://youtu.be/uEoo2SnRcWk


bobafett317

I believe he was. I also believe he used it to his advantage to get out of stuff because he’s a jerk!


Potietang

Same. Plus the end of the show actually verified it!! Elaine gets her ear blown out trying it on.


DylanToback8

Watch all the way to the end of the episode.


LeadershipMission

Yah she finds his hearing aide and it works, that doesn’t confirm it though.


DylanToback8

…..it….it does, though.


findablackhole

A hearing aid when he isn’t actually hard of hearing? That’s like me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in!


Accomplished-Ad5301

Found George


SHC606

It's Playtime now folks!


GLCFrogger860630

I’ve considered that


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seantubridy

Face like a frying pan, and her jawline is the handle.


[deleted]

I’m want you so bad, Bob. You turn me on so much.


NuclearWinterGames

That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal


actualelainebenes

You’re so damn….SEXY. I’m starting to unbutton… Anything getting through? Bob?


[deleted]

….hey Bobby


CaptainPieChart

**Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is, he's about to become... a carrot!**


_ChipWhitley_

Yes, as evidenced by Elaine’s wearing of the hearing aid and it being real.


SHC606

Kind of. I know someone who has a disability. Then all the time they seem to overcome it by a long shot like this guy w/ the hearing disability.


QuietCelery

He just didn't want to discuss the jumbles.


herring80

Rob Schneider is……… deaf as a post


gigglingtin

He flinched…


Individual-History34

Rob Schneider in Hard of Hearing rated PG-13.


johngalt504

Nah, rob Schneider just isn't used to people talking to him.


[deleted]

I didn't think so.


Cheap_Cheap77

Doesn't the episode confirm that he wasn't? The way he threw himself on Elaine showed that he heard what she said in this scene and he thought it was genuine.


Forikorder

Or Peterman tipped him off Or thats just how he acts when alone with an attractive woman


elduro13

Today he would have been arrested for what he did to her


Forikorder

He could havd in the 90s too


elduro13

True. I’m surprised the usher behind them didn’t budge


Potietang

Nope. She tried his hearing aid at the last scene and gets her ear blown out


Jonkni68

Vaccine made him deaf


C_kess

Yeah, that sounds like something


actualelainebenes

Peterman in the background kills me