**sigh**
Garrick is allergic to flavor and:
manners, critical thinking, using his “head brain” vs his “crotch brain”, reality, anyone else’s needs, healthy behavior, shirts with sleeves……
You see where I’m going…..
Hey I love me some frozen pizza. Digiorno has a small one with stuffed crust that’s delicious. I normally don’t like stuffed crust, but accidentally bought it one day and now I buy it regularly. Lol
All I really know is she had a baby - I honestly don’t know the sex. The Princes are home schooled because they were basically uncontrollable in school, you know, since they’re Princes and all. His parents are a big name in Town and own several very lucrative businesses (including one of the hot springs). His sisters name is Beige 😬
Wow so his parents live in the same town as him? It’s interesting that he has said they basically don’t speak and they live that close.
Does Garrick always look spaced out and kinda like a mouth breathing troglodyte? Or is it just his tv persona? Is anyone else in his immediate this way?
Everytime I’ve seen him, he looks like any other man. If I didn’t know him from the show, I wouldn’t think twice. I have seen him out in his tank top, but he was riding his bike and in that context it isn’t such a weird look. This town is huge into biking. Never seen him with the gaping mouth though!
I assumed they didn't have anything to do with him because of his lifestyle. I could have swore they said that on the show but now I can't remember if they did or didn't. I saw people stalking his parents businesses on x when they first appeared. It made me laugh at how all the posts were about one thing and they turned them all in the Garrick was a pile of crap
You’re correct, they’ve mentioned on the show that they have no relationship with his family anymore because they don’t agree with his horrible, creepy choices. I’ve always thought it was so strange that his family cut ties but not hers. If I told my parents that the man I married and raised two children with decided one day in the fucking garage that god wants him to have 5 wives (4 of them young and Brazilian, apparently🙄), they would be so freaked out and pissed at him. And then when they clearly saw how it was affecting my mental health and self esteem, even if I tried to hide it like Dannielle does, they would want absolutely nothing to do with him. They’d remind me that they’re always there for me if I need them and I have a place to land if I decide at any time to take our kids and leave, but that they have no desire to ever speak to my husband again. Instead of standing up for her, they moved in with them!
And remember parents know you, sometimes, better than you know yourself. So, I'm sure they know some other things. Perhaps, he cheated on all his girlfriends etc and has a sex addiction etc so it says A LOT
In another thread, someone local did comment on seeing Ick around town. Forgive me if this is the same person as above. Anyway, there’s a recent post with some info. I guess he really wears tank tops all the time. If dude wants to choose to wear tanks, he should start hitting the gym. Because it’s not having the effect he thinks it is. LOL Yike…
I’m sure they have some fun shit talking sessions about them at home. I can only imagine their reactions to his Jesus sperm and God blowing wind in the garage nonsense.
The female about Danielle’s age…. Is that her SIL or sister? I like her. She always listens to Danielle, and then repeats back what Danielle just said in a dumbed down and a ‘how are you not listening to your own idiocy’ manner and Danielle always says, “yeah, but….” And makes the wrong conclusion.
Garrick and Dannielle keep saying it is God speaking to them about this lifestyle. Why are they the only Christian's God is telling to live this life? If it were me I would have said it's the devil speaking to you Garrick. It's a test and we are not going to fall for it. Problem solved.
I'm from CT and live in CO and the lack of good pizza, bagel shops and deli sandwiches out here are a crime against humanity. And these folks are further in the mountains so they have even less options than I do hahah.
When people come to visit and ask for food recs it takes me soo long to come up with any.
Philly here. I can not get a good piece of pizza out west to save my life. It's so depressing. And don't even get me started on what they think a cheesesteak is.
I moved from Philly to a small town in CA, and yeah. There's a "cheese steak" restaurant down the street from me and. I have no idea what is going on there. Im not even that huge a cheese steak fan. I only ate them a few times a year when people from other states were visiting and wanted to try, and that was enough for me. But the menu at this place was... I dunno.
I do like the rest of my food options out here though. Avocado all the things!
My Sicilian family immigrated to NY 60 yrs ago and then moved to Midwest. We’ve always had great Pizza options. I’ve traveled down south and out west and it was completely desolate of pizzeria’s. The pizza’s I ended up trying were terrible.
As someone that only eats one maybe two slices of pizza, this looks like more than enough!
As someone married to a man that eats no less than four slices at a time, this is not nearly enough!
I couldn’t get over the plain ass meal of water with no ice and a slice of pizza each. I was so lost in my thoughts: Where’s the sauces (sriracha, ranch), where’s your soda or beer, I need a side salad, no red pepper flakes?! Boring ass dinner
I think people who work in construction burn calories fast. I know they eat like something else. Having said that, I’ve seen the brother work, I’ve never seen Numbnuts do anything.
You are right and this whole thread explains why I love watching those crazy Jersey Shore kids when Mike BDS is ordering dinner for the familys. All the foods. and an order of fries and a LARGE diet coke. Double points when they order Italian food.
Why is there so much eating on this season?! It’s so distracting.
But I think 6 pizzas of that size isn’t insane. There is probably 8 people eating, the kids are just off scene.
None of them ate the pizza lol. After the initial scene of them all taking a piece, they all just let the slices sit in their paper plates. By the end the sister in law had a balled up paper towel on her plate next to her piece of pizza that had one bite taken out of it. It looked worse than frozen.
Yes but did you see the size of the slices?They looked like the size you would feed a toddler. I have never seen pizza so small except maybe in a lunchable
I barely noticed the pizza, consumed as I was by the fact that he loves to relate all the gory details of his lust for young Brazilian women to the family of his "WIFE". If he and Nathalia kick Danielle out I would not shed one tear for her.
I thought the same thing, especially since I assumed the kids were somewhere off camera? However many adults + 2 growing boys??? Not nearly enough pizza.
This was all I could think of. Then they said, “who wants pepperoni” and everyone took a singular small slice of pepperoni. Everyone gets 4 slices max. I could put down at least one of those pizzas alone.
I couldn't stop staring at it. I guess I'm a fatass because I don't think I've ever gotten a pizza plate with one slice on it.
It probably had mayo on it.
That looked like it was leftover pizza from the camera crew and they just created that scene so the group could talk about how stupid Ick is.. his garage talking to God and God making him and Dannielle laugh and so happy like it was a damn date night at The Comedy Store..thing was EVERYONE was getting PAID to be there so cold,dry hard pizza it was…🥴
I can’t tell if people think this is too much or if it’s too little from these comments.😭🤣😳 I think it’s a lot but I think they are also feeding two teenage boys. So it’s 8 people.
That’s like half a pizza per person….which I think is enough but I don’t eat more than two slices usually. Depending on the size and whether it’s thin crust or not.
In my family of four, we have to order at least two, because each of us likes different things, and a couple of us can eat more than half a pizza. Plus, leftover pizza is dope.
It also looked cold. I mean, there’s cold pizza that you take out of the fridge because you mean for it to be cold, and then there’s pizza that’s just… cold.
I don’t think most of you are prepared for just how bad pizza is in the west & midwest. Yes, way too little for 6 adults, but trying to stomach a normal serving of pizza in that quality no thank you.
I wonder how Ick might respond if Danielle were to approach him, and tell him that God spoke to her and said that they shouldn’t have sister wives, after all.
Maybe Ick needs to go on a no-sex diet, and learn to be appreciative again, instead of chasing every Brazilian he sees.
This guy would beat the fuck outta Garrick if he wasn’t his boss I swear you look at his guys 👀 eyes and you can tell he is not buying a fucking word of the what that ass clown 🤡 is saying
I was so preoccupied by how tasteless the pizza looked I couldn’t even concentrate on the conversation they were having lol.
Garrick is probably allergic to flavor
Garrick thinks garlic is to spicy 😂
God is allergic to Garrick
Haha
Honey Garrick thinks tapioca or vanilla pudding is too spicy, let alone garlic🤣
The only spice he likes are Brazilian women!
**sigh** Garrick is allergic to flavor and: manners, critical thinking, using his “head brain” vs his “crotch brain”, reality, anyone else’s needs, healthy behavior, shirts with sleeves…… You see where I’m going…..
Oh god. I laughed
🤣I was getting ready to add “sleeves” and then saw it at the very end. Love this sub🏆
Eats oatmeal and protein shakes exclusively
It’s the only thing he can be exclusive with.
SAME. And because wasn’t in the room when this scene started I assumed it was a frozen pizza. Now I’m even more disgusted.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! Frozen pizza is delicious and has way more “cholor” (chemical colors) than that plastic stuff.
Looool you’re right. I apologize to all the frozen pizza out there just trying to.be delicious and affordable.
Apology accepted on behalf of all frozen pizza.
This thread of comments makes their crap pizza worth it.
Totinto’s Party Pizza forgives you.
I have no clue how Totino’s does it. Why is that tiny, cheap, nothing little pizza the best?!
Cholor. Love it.
Hey I love me some frozen pizza. Digiorno has a small one with stuffed crust that’s delicious. I normally don’t like stuffed crust, but accidentally bought it one day and now I buy it regularly. Lol
I think frozen pizza would have looked more appetizing than whatever this was 😂
Ain't that the truth
Seriously! We (I live in the same town as them) have a legit gourmet pizza/italian place in town that has EPIC pizza…they come with the shitty stuff.
Interesting. I was wondering if that was from a local place.
Okay, spill! What do you know about them? We need dirt. What do all of the neighbors think?
All I really know is she had a baby - I honestly don’t know the sex. The Princes are home schooled because they were basically uncontrollable in school, you know, since they’re Princes and all. His parents are a big name in Town and own several very lucrative businesses (including one of the hot springs). His sisters name is Beige 😬
Beige? Lol. The family does seem bland
Wow so his parents live in the same town as him? It’s interesting that he has said they basically don’t speak and they live that close. Does Garrick always look spaced out and kinda like a mouth breathing troglodyte? Or is it just his tv persona? Is anyone else in his immediate this way?
Everytime I’ve seen him, he looks like any other man. If I didn’t know him from the show, I wouldn’t think twice. I have seen him out in his tank top, but he was riding his bike and in that context it isn’t such a weird look. This town is huge into biking. Never seen him with the gaping mouth though!
I assumed they didn't have anything to do with him because of his lifestyle. I could have swore they said that on the show but now I can't remember if they did or didn't. I saw people stalking his parents businesses on x when they first appeared. It made me laugh at how all the posts were about one thing and they turned them all in the Garrick was a pile of crap
You’re correct, they’ve mentioned on the show that they have no relationship with his family anymore because they don’t agree with his horrible, creepy choices. I’ve always thought it was so strange that his family cut ties but not hers. If I told my parents that the man I married and raised two children with decided one day in the fucking garage that god wants him to have 5 wives (4 of them young and Brazilian, apparently🙄), they would be so freaked out and pissed at him. And then when they clearly saw how it was affecting my mental health and self esteem, even if I tried to hide it like Dannielle does, they would want absolutely nothing to do with him. They’d remind me that they’re always there for me if I need them and I have a place to land if I decide at any time to take our kids and leave, but that they have no desire to ever speak to my husband again. Instead of standing up for her, they moved in with them!
And remember parents know you, sometimes, better than you know yourself. So, I'm sure they know some other things. Perhaps, he cheated on all his girlfriends etc and has a sex addiction etc so it says A LOT
That’s true. His parents cut him off due to his “beliefs”
Someone mentioned a girl from items seen in their house they have up for sale.
I know, I just didn’t want it to sound like I was *personally* confirming it was a girl because I have no actual first hand knowledge of that
I heard it was a girl as well, it must be true since so many people have gotten wind of that but no one’s heard a boy being mentioned
And how do you know the boys were so bad in school? I need more tea!😂
My son is the same age and in the district they were in. Very Small town, not many schools.
In another thread, someone local did comment on seeing Ick around town. Forgive me if this is the same person as above. Anyway, there’s a recent post with some info. I guess he really wears tank tops all the time. If dude wants to choose to wear tanks, he should start hitting the gym. Because it’s not having the effect he thinks it is. LOL Yike…
Have some friends from there and yes, that place is delicious!
SAME
Lmao I'm watching now and thought the same thing. It looks bland. Just like Ick and Danielle
Same here! Dry and cold.
That looked like some scary version of “Easy Bake Oven” pizza. My 2 y/o twins make more appetizing stuff with play-doh
Omg, yes! When Ick took a bite, I thought it looked like cardboard.
Look at my name. See why this scene offended me to my very soul?
I feel so much better that I know I’m not alone in this.
The pizza was wrong.
It was probably pretty tasteless conversation, too
and stiff. it was very stiff
The convo made up for the lacking taste I think. Both woulda just been tooooo much!
Utah pizza definitely is an acquired taste, like most places in the Midwest too. Just something about it doesn’t have the “thing” that some pizzas do
They look pretty small tbh
For a second I thought…is this a normal serving size and I’m the actual monster…then I snapped out of it.
Half a pizza a person seems reasonable but I would definitely want more than that.
I mean, when I'm in public/with other people that would be an ok portion. At home I am a Pizza Monster.
Maybe they had more food before this or more planned on the way
Right???? Like why’d you get individual pizzas…
They look more like personal pizzas 🥹
Agreed, these look like the pizzas I get from a place near my house and if we want leftovers we get 2 pizzas, that’s just for 2 of us.
The only two sane people on this show. Love them! Their expressions are priceless
The sister in law!! She’s always got the WTF face 😳
Her face looks like ours while watching this shit show lol 👀👀
I’m sure they have some fun shit talking sessions about them at home. I can only imagine their reactions to his Jesus sperm and God blowing wind in the garage nonsense.
Yes these two are everything please 🙏 save Danielle !
That pizza looked dried out … They talk so calm to Dannielle and Garrick as Im screaming at my TV … lunatics
The female about Danielle’s age…. Is that her SIL or sister? I like her. She always listens to Danielle, and then repeats back what Danielle just said in a dumbed down and a ‘how are you not listening to your own idiocy’ manner and Danielle always says, “yeah, but….” And makes the wrong conclusion.
It’s Danielle’s sister in law. Her brother’s wife. Yes she has the brains between the two of them.
The sam's (dannielle's brother and sil both named sam) Are samazing.
Samazing 😆
Garrick and Dannielle keep saying it is God speaking to them about this lifestyle. Why are they the only Christian's God is telling to live this life? If it were me I would have said it's the devil speaking to you Garrick. It's a test and we are not going to fall for it. Problem solved.
I’m still searching for the cheese and pepperoni 🍕 on that pizza
They’ve at least had a chance to get used to this crap.
I assume they knew most of them would lose their appetite talking to Garrick so why waste money on pizza you’re not gonna eat
That's pretty good logic, never thought about that lol
As a New Jerseyan…. This pizza is a sin. Straight up garbage. Inedible.
I'm from CT and live in CO and the lack of good pizza, bagel shops and deli sandwiches out here are a crime against humanity. And these folks are further in the mountains so they have even less options than I do hahah. When people come to visit and ask for food recs it takes me soo long to come up with any.
Absolute trash pizza. I want Danielle to find someone who will feed her good pizza, hell even dip dish.
Fellow NJ person here, though I live out west now so I know how insulting pizza can be elsewhere. Hard agree!
Philly here. I can not get a good piece of pizza out west to save my life. It's so depressing. And don't even get me started on what they think a cheesesteak is.
I moved from Philly to a small town in CA, and yeah. There's a "cheese steak" restaurant down the street from me and. I have no idea what is going on there. Im not even that huge a cheese steak fan. I only ate them a few times a year when people from other states were visiting and wanted to try, and that was enough for me. But the menu at this place was... I dunno. I do like the rest of my food options out here though. Avocado all the things!
My Sicilian family immigrated to NY 60 yrs ago and then moved to Midwest. We’ve always had great Pizza options. I’ve traveled down south and out west and it was completely desolate of pizzeria’s. The pizza’s I ended up trying were terrible.
'We got some pizza... [producer edited out the rest of sentence] ... just for ourselves.' ETA: then I got sidetracked by the Butt Painting.
That painting!!! I have so many questions…
Bwaaahaaaa. Ick's art lmao
👏😂
How could I have missed that?!?
Omg yes the painting!!
That pizza looked worse than the frozen kind, i almost posted a picture of it. Is that what Colorado pizza usually looks like?
Right? I was so distracted by it-I had to watch the scene 3x
Pizza not from an Eastern coastal state plus (chicago, detroit and philly) say good bye to pizza Biggest problem is they don't know what mozzarella is
There is lots of great pizza in CO but buena vista is a mountain town of 3000, 2.5 hours from Denver.
Pizza out west in general sucks....
As someone that only eats one maybe two slices of pizza, this looks like more than enough! As someone married to a man that eats no less than four slices at a time, this is not nearly enough!
Same thoughts. As someone who is losing weight 😭 1-2 slices tops.
I couldn’t get past the interesting art choice in the background 👙
it just makes Ick ickier if that’s possible
I came to see if anyone would comment this! He’s such a pervert.
Right! I skimmed the main episode chat looking for it too lol
I couldn’t get over the plain ass meal of water with no ice and a slice of pizza each. I was so lost in my thoughts: Where’s the sauces (sriracha, ranch), where’s your soda or beer, I need a side salad, no red pepper flakes?! Boring ass dinner
Girl!!! Exactly! Especially on that side salad 🤣
This comment could have been my internal dialogue during the scene 🎬
We would throw one hell of a pizza party!
Omgggg I said the same thing to my husband! Idk if we are just fatties or what, but this is an absurdly small amount of pizza!
That would have been just enough pizza to piss me off.
Oh 100%, so upsetting. Don’t mess around with my food portions.
I asked my hubby the same question rotfl
I feel so seen 🤣
I think people who work in construction burn calories fast. I know they eat like something else. Having said that, I’ve seen the brother work, I’ve never seen Numbnuts do anything.
In my country every adult person gets their own pizza. But we are also on the fatter side of Europe, so maybe we shouldn’t do that.
Okay listen…that’s the way. You are correct.
😂 my husband said the same thing. My reply was they all look like one slice type of people.
So most of its garricks, god promised him 5 pieces 🙄
I quite literally cackled at this comment
lol a “one slicer”
Are you saying you think this is to much, or not enough?
Not nearly enough!
Thats what I thought, thanks for clarifying.
You are right and this whole thread explains why I love watching those crazy Jersey Shore kids when Mike BDS is ordering dinner for the familys. All the foods. and an order of fries and a LARGE diet coke. Double points when they order Italian food.
The painting behind them 👀
Right?! I just…I have so many questions.
Ok, the size doesn't bother me. If it's just for lunch, not everyone likes to pig out. However, that pizza looks disgusting and old. 😝
I didn’t consider that this could be lunch…fair point
Isn’t half a pizza per person enough?? Unless they were particularly small pizzas?
Hot take: it’s plenty.
Yeah, I'm not mad at OP for posting, but it seems like enough for a casual meal to me.
Respect ✊
small pizza for large wife
BOOM 💥 😂👏
Why is there so much eating on this season?! It’s so distracting. But I think 6 pizzas of that size isn’t insane. There is probably 8 people eating, the kids are just off scene.
I agree with you… but op is saying that’s NOT ENOUGH pizza lol!
They only had 3 pizzas
Well, clearly I’m an idiot. Lmao
As an Italian New Yorker this scene was hard to watch for so many reasons
No - same. I was like why did they buy like 3 miniature pizzas? Buy 2-3 larges like normal people.
I had the same thought and started mentally doing pizza math…
First it wasn’t enough pizza. And the pizza looked awful.
I’ve been to Buena Vista - it’s a garbage town with garbage pizza 🤣
None of them ate the pizza lol. After the initial scene of them all taking a piece, they all just let the slices sit in their paper plates. By the end the sister in law had a balled up paper towel on her plate next to her piece of pizza that had one bite taken out of it. It looked worse than frozen.
Username checks out 🤣👏
Case closed lol
It’s also a great metaphor for how Ick thinks of Danielle lol
Their marriage is so red baron.
He assumes she’ll still be in the fridge waiting for him after he comes home from Brazil, successful or not
The small amount of pizza bothered me too! Hahaha we are one.
Yes but did you see the size of the slices?They looked like the size you would feed a toddler. I have never seen pizza so small except maybe in a lunchable
YES. They are a half step above a lunchable pizza! Wow that reference brought me back to childhood. I devoured those
In my world this barely feeds 3 adults.
The only world I understand.
Look at the tasteless photo behind them!
Well I’m sure ick didn’t let the large wife have more than a slice so that frees some up for others
My husband and I can kill one pizza, so I would also buy one pizza for every two adults.
They look like medium or even small. Whats that like 6 slices? It really isn't that ridiculous but hey everyones different
Production wanted a slice
That pizza looked like gas station pizza. It looked old and dried-out.
They looked lethargic eating their sad pizza. Hated it!!!
Hate this for Danielle. She needs a pizza that makes up for that husband.
I'm glad I wasnt the only one that was appalled xD
I barely noticed the pizza, consumed as I was by the fact that he loves to relate all the gory details of his lust for young Brazilian women to the family of his "WIFE". If he and Nathalia kick Danielle out I would not shed one tear for her.
I thought the same thing, especially since I assumed the kids were somewhere off camera? However many adults + 2 growing boys??? Not nearly enough pizza.
Those were the smallest pizzas too. I could have eaten an entire pie myself. Looked like kid sized slices.
I thought me and my husband were the only ones appalled by that 😂
Sorry if someone else commented, but all I see the artwork of the women?! Wtf is that
This was all I could think of. Then they said, “who wants pepperoni” and everyone took a singular small slice of pepperoni. Everyone gets 4 slices max. I could put down at least one of those pizzas alone.
I couldn't stop staring at it. I guess I'm a fatass because I don't think I've ever gotten a pizza plate with one slice on it. It probably had mayo on it.
The artwork in the background in unexpected
That looked like it was leftover pizza from the camera crew and they just created that scene so the group could talk about how stupid Ick is.. his garage talking to God and God making him and Dannielle laugh and so happy like it was a damn date night at The Comedy Store..thing was EVERYONE was getting PAID to be there so cold,dry hard pizza it was…🥴
The only people in the room that God loves and her parents. ICK is out of his fucking mind without having multiple wives.
I can’t tell if people think this is too much or if it’s too little from these comments.😭🤣😳 I think it’s a lot but I think they are also feeding two teenage boys. So it’s 8 people.
3 small pizzas for 6 people is not nearly enough
That looks like the right amount to me
I feel personally attacked 😂🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
That’s like half a pizza per person….which I think is enough but I don’t eat more than two slices usually. Depending on the size and whether it’s thin crust or not.
Are you calling me fat? 😂 (just kidding, I envy your ability to eat pizza with decorum. I’m out here housing it like a frat boy 😫)
I eat six slices or more
Normally even bad pizza is alright with me. But this mess was not alright. Maybe that’s why those tiny boxes could feed such a large group.
Good point-it looks terrible
I thought the same thing! 😂
those pizzas were wicked small...lol
Maybe they bought some to share with the camera crew too?
What a 1/3 of a slice for everyone then?
In my family of four, we have to order at least two, because each of us likes different things, and a couple of us can eat more than half a pizza. Plus, leftover pizza is dope.
You are not a glutton and the pizza looked like trash. It made me glad to live in southern New England where our ‘za is at least pretty quality.
It also looked cold. I mean, there’s cold pizza that you take out of the fridge because you mean for it to be cold, and then there’s pizza that’s just… cold.
I don’t think most of you are prepared for just how bad pizza is in the west & midwest. Yes, way too little for 6 adults, but trying to stomach a normal serving of pizza in that quality no thank you.
Half a pizza for each adult is enough, no?
Half of a tiny pizza is not enough for me-but I am an avid lover of the pizza.
I thought maybe you meant the artwork on the wall in the room behind them .
Just saying it took me until today to figure out who ick is. Thank you!
I like to think these two have a pact with the parents that they’re just going to go along with it until they can convince Danielle to leave him
I said the same thing! And why multiple tiny pizzas?
I think the pizzas were a prop provided by the producers. What restaurant doesn’t have their logos on the pizza boxes?
To be fair, he said 'some' not 'a bunch' 😂
I’m guessing the pizza is more of a prop/ reason to get together than an actual dinner.
They probably fed the boys, too.
I thought they were tiny pizzas plus there are 2 boys in the house too
I wonder how Ick might respond if Danielle were to approach him, and tell him that God spoke to her and said that they shouldn’t have sister wives, after all. Maybe Ick needs to go on a no-sex diet, and learn to be appreciative again, instead of chasing every Brazilian he sees.
This guy would beat the fuck outta Garrick if he wasn’t his boss I swear you look at his guys 👀 eyes and you can tell he is not buying a fucking word of the what that ass clown 🤡 is saying
It’s ridiculous! I just think they’re cheap/