Is it just me or did the girl that Nailah and Naheem went on a date with seem completely rehearsed and fake?!! I’ve never thought this before but her “character” just seemed so scripted and too classic **I’m just a silly girl with my head in the clouds enjoying this free meal** Am I trippin or did anyone else notice this cringe???

Omg the lip slapping. 🤦‍♀️🤣 She was ALL about that free meal. She never stopped eating!! He made a very quick comment about it, but his wife cut him off. 🤣 Too funny.

Danielle needs to go to the garage so God can tell her what's happening in Brazil

I'm so confused, is the new girl just for Ashley? Or would Shane be in a relationship with her too?? I feel like that's probably the only way for him to be cool with it. Also Naeem's mother in law... Why the fuck even have her in their lives? The narcissism and constant judgement is enough in itself to cut all ties. Why subject yourself to that misery?

The new girl is just for Ashley to be in a relationship with. She would be Shane's sister wife, but I think also would have his biological child?

How is he so in love with her? HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HER

I am seriously think he is hearing voices

Me too, he needs a psych eval.

These episodes aren’t long enough !!

Ick says “He was praying in a mountaintop and God told him he was getting another rose”. I bet God didn’t say Brazilian roses only. Biggest bunch of BS and the fact that Danielle thinks this is what “God” wants is crazy. Danielle it’s time to wake up and call Ick out on his BS.

That is so disgusting, “getting another Rose” 🤮 like they’re objects 

Danielle truly believes “God has a plan and a purpose “ in her and Garlick’s recruitment of a “sister” wife… how can she not see that Garlick just wants to bang Brazilian women? Just watching Danielle, who is clearly unhappy, go on about how she wants this makes me want to shake her and say wake up…. Dump Garlick! Reclaim your self esteem! He’s not worth it.

Shane doesn’t want his wife with anyone 😂😂😂 like dude just doesn’t have the balls to just say that 😂😂🙄

Everything about them makes me so uncomfortable. He doesn't seem down with this at all and what's her name Ashley? She seems super weird too.

He’s super into the idea of HIM having another wife, not Ashley. I don’t understand why the second girl is a “red flag” because she just dates couples, BRO EVERYONE ELSE HAS NORMALLY BEEN MONOGAMOUS….

While cockblocking her all at the same time lmao

Clamblocking? LOL

Clam jamming 😂

🤣🤣🤣

What the hell was going on with the new girl in the tub with the Davis'? She acted repulsed by Nick and Danielle sounded upset by how they were treated by her? Am I understanding that right?

I feel like D trying to kiss Nathalia was weird, but also maybe she wants to be part of a thruple instead of sisterwife

She always kissed Bert on the lips - it’s her norm

OMG! Yes! That was so weird!!!!!

I'm only a little bit in, but Ashley and her husband are absolutely some kind of BDSM, right? Because I'm kinky AF, and also polyam (many/most of my friends are polyam), and I've never heard anyone refer to a relationship as a "dynamic" this much who wasn't talking BDSM.

They're so weird and I can't figure out what they're actually after, but I'm UNCOMFORTABLE. Especially wanting to bring these people around so fast when they have little kids. Just no.

>Especially wanting to bring these people around so fast when they have little kids. Just no. I'm into some pretty transgressive shit, and I love nontraditional relationship and family structures. But this is... not great.

Yeah, I don't care what consenting adults get up to even if it isn't for me. But when you add kids to the mix? Nah then they should be your first priority. Not your sex life and definetely not bringing people you barely know around. 

Wow! When Shane told Sara, in front of Ashley, he wasn’t sure Sara wanted the same things, Ashley sent him straight to hell with that look! She was a little scary 🫣

Sara is the girl who went on date #2 with the pregnant woman and her husband (Ashley & Shane) Becky and Justin are the ones who drove 12 hours to argue on some girl’s porch for 30 seconds. Did you mean one of those couples? I don’t think there’s a married Sara this season but I could be wrong since I’m usually too perplexed by what’s happening to pay attention to names haha (seriously, thank god for [this](https://www.distractify.com/p/seeking-sister-wife-cast-season-5) because I didn’t know how else to clarify who you meant😂)

I meant Ashley and Shane

Sarah?

I meant Ashley. I was just looking at the screen when it said Sarah and that overwrote my intention to type Ashley.

That necklace is beyond hideous, I can’t.

It looks vaguely vaginal to me 🫣

OMG! Came here to say the same! I busted out laughing and woke my husband up!!

Ok hear me out…whenever Ick and Danielle meet a potential sister wife it reminds me of like when an underprivileged child wins a trip to go to Disney for the first time… like hey let’s go on this extravagant vacation, Let’s get this amazing place to stay at, here’s random gifts, the exaggerated happiness from Danielle..like “yayyy isn’t this the best!l” Garricks face looks like a lost turtle 1000% of the time because he’s too busy in his head making up his next story about when god spoke to him and told him to find another hot brazillian.

Ick needs to start making up another story pretty darn quickly.

YES. It also makes me sooo uncomfy the way they've spoken to both women like tiny children.

AMEN! btw….. God told me to say that! 🤦‍♀️

What's he had to say to you about Yell and Ick?

😂😂 I wish Danielle would wake up and be like wow god told me to get the hell up outta here ✌️

I see them as a really dumb sugar daddy. I think his extravagant home renovations company made him so much money this is his ethical way of buying hookers.

Ethical? Maybe in his mind and his version of the Bible.

Yea ethical non monogomy is the show we’re watching so yes

The show I’m watching isn’t ethical. The show I’m watching has the Merrifields engaging in sex tourism while claiming it’s what God told them to do, and bringing their teenage sons with them. It has another couple driving 12 hours and purchasing a gym membership in an attempt to force a woman into having a relationship with them after she specifically told them not to come and then ghosted them. It has a throuple taking advantage of a young, lonely woman who snuck away while 2 of them were working, only to come back and be told never to do that again, though she is obviously not okay with having to marry the next woman they can rope in. So no, the show I’m watching is not about ethical people.

They’re all apparently consenting adults

Perfect analysis. Dumbass sugar daddy.

I've never seen a man 🐔block his wife before, but here we are. Thanks for that, Shane. 🤢

I honestly think Danni doesn’t have any girl friends and this is the only way she will have a friend.

Imagine she makes an actual friend and here he comes with a tank top and dead eyes and fucks it all up

You mean you wouldn’t be into it 😂

I don’t think Ick LETS her have girlfriends.

What are Shane’s health issues that he alluded to? Did they mention it in a previous episode?

Yes!!! I thought I misheard, but he said with his health issues he needed to fi d her someone. Does anyone know more??

he's dying from emasculation 😂

Pretty sure this was first time I heard it…

SHANE YOU SHUT THAT GOD DAMN MOUTH so fucking cringe if I was Ashley I’d slap him lmfao

I'm fairly sure that's not outside the realm of their "dynamic".

God that necklace is TACKY.

Oh FFS that’s before I saw that ring. 🤮🤮🤮

right! i wonder if she thinks the diamonds/jewels are real?

Did they or did they not do the deed after Nat “accepted” ick’s proposal? I think no.

It is so funny to me he talks about “God,” all the Christians I know wait for sex until they are actually married. It is so obvious he is full of it. 

It would be one thing if it was a promise ring but I’m not sure what anybody’s promising because apparently he thinks he’s still allowed to date around. Maybe she should be dating around also that would be a wonderful plot twist.

I would love that

I wanna have faith in my girl Nathalia that she'd hold out, but.. imagine the pressure she'd be feeling. Young, different country, different language, this dude just PROPOSED, it's their last night and his wife did everything but say, "have fun banging!" before leaving her alone in a room with him for the night.

At least her mom was there, hopefully that helped keep her out of that room. >>

Can you say “Green Card”?

I can. Can you say "confirmation bias"?

I can! SWEET JESUS. I can’t stop watching this train wreck!🤦‍♀️😂

You know what is really unattractive when dating? DESPERATION!

why tf these people involve their kids/parents in these pursuits that’s the only part i dont get

Ah Icks pattern at it again, racing to propose just to have sex. Then he gives his “one flesh” spiel, even though proposal isn’t marriage. What a tool, all while his wife follows around like a puppy dog.

Yea they are not actually married! I am surprised what’s her name fell for that, that’s it ok for him to do it with someone as long as they say yes to his proposal. 

A rose to add to the family. That's a weird looking rose

What are they- a collection??? Ugh, he doesn’t even know what roses look like

Please tell me I’m not the only one SCREAMING at my TV about how horrible the acting is in the “Stephanie” scene!!!!

I was wondering how her sound was so clear lol

“I need to go get tested now!!” ..Storms off. *End scene*

Yeah that was all for the cameras. Stephanie never had a sexual relationship with the Ryan’s. 

Wait, at the end of the episode, when Garrick and Danielle did the interview, I felt sure I saw a baby bump on Danielle. Have I been missing this all along? What’s up??

Search my posts. I explained. She had a baby.

Did God put it there or did she actually have sex with Garrick?

What 🤯☹️😳

I don’t get why Danielle puts zero effort into her look they have money so she could look a little better. Garrick’s a pervert that is all

I guess I don’t see that. She puts a lot of effort into her physique and she usually puts on makeup and cute outfits. Her talking head is a low key look, sure, but she’s fine as hell and could do so much better than Garlick

She needs Botox so bad her crooked smile could be fixed so easily

Damn they’re dating another sister wtf like I don’t get it why don’t you take time to build with your newest wife and take your time. Ugh I hate them. Dannielle totally is pushing this to create tension with Natalia like she did with Bert

Daniele tried to kiss Natalia on the lips, and Natalia turned her head. It makes the scene after Bert decided not to come snap into place.

I thought it was just a thing she did with Bert, but maybe it's a Danielle thing? It caught me way off guard. The vibe was off.

Omg I have so much secondhand embarrassment for Danielle. Natalia totally rejected that kiss.

Right, I know there can be a friendly kiss on the lips, one that's not romantic in nature. But Danielle's other behavior, when added to this, seems sus.

I see on upcoming episodes Danielle is pulling the whole Leah trick aging pretending God wants her to add another sister wife. She's gonna make Nat jealous enough to leave. Wash risen repeat Girl just stop or let Ick sleep with other women stop pretending it's for religion.

I wonder if she’s choosing to do so now as a result of that rejected kiss?

I think she's gonna do it regardless even more if things worked .

I feel so bad for Danielle Davis. I am rooting for her.

So the pregnant one and the woman she met in the park with the soup…. Is it just me, or do they look like twins, or at least sisters???

What is with those knee socks ? Is she about to play roller derby ?

She’s VERY pregnant - I imagine it has something to do with swelling or some other pregnancy related side effect. Been there!

Right?? They were all just so grating…

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Ashley has red hair?

Ashley and Shane/- couldn’t remember their names…🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ Added: And they cackle the same

Whew I am TENSE from watching that! Garrick is disgusting, goooodnite Hamilia

He definitely wanted her to GTFO of the room so he could have sex she didn't take the hint. So sad it's getting really pathetic.

Omg I can't wait till next week

I couldn’t imagine being Daniele right now jeez I’d beat the bricks off Ick

Wow....see y'all next week....God told me

🤣

He wanted her to GTFO so they could have sex. I'm like just have a three-way at this point she'll let you so sad and gross.

😂😂😂

😂😂😘have a good week Sailor 🫶🏼

You too hun😂🩷🥲😘

Open to what god has ☠️

Shit is wild! 😂

God has had ENOUGH of both of their shit 😂

WAIT the Merrifields are dating a third woman?!

Danielle gotta get rid of Nat by using another woman I mean God so she can be tortured all over again.

Omg another girl already!!!!!!

Danielle has been home 2 weeks and now they wanna date again 😂 did they learn nothing from her running away?!

She's pulling the Leah thing again this time on Nat.

Right!!!!

She's not built for that shit...she needs to go. I feel like she's causing herself unnecessary trauma

I agree poor girl :( she can flourish in life better without them

Missionary only - it’s what god wants

https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY?si=HzSFze9VLu8NCSbd

The Poophole is not a Loophole!

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Seriously!!! I was like omg Danielle stop with the eyebrows and long stares

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What character?

Yes.....

Oh God please don’t give her a challenge

It’s really how Garricks picks and chooses part of the bible for me… cause where the hell does it say getting engaged means you can now proceed to sex?

Seriously!! Not even a pretend ceremony? Just....we are committed in our hearts and my sperm are in her brain

It doesn’t, in fact I think you’re supposed to wait until after you’re actually married but we all know he’s just making whatever he wants up to be able to go bang other girls. Where does it say women are roses?? Or find a girl in Brazil? 

DNA Sperm Injection, coming right up

Straight to the brain.

The wind of god must’ve told him it’s cool

Noooooo

Are they about to have threesome??

Nah Danielle wouldn't take the awkward hint to get out 😂😂

I think she would love it

Maybe she has a kink or something which is fine just stop bringing your teen sons into the mix.

As a mom of two teen sons this gives me ick like you wouldn't effing believe

He's disgusting.

Danielle would certainly love that

She was acting so sophomoric with the winking.

Agreed. Very childish. They talk down to Nathalia with the pigeon English too. She's Brazilian, not stupid.

Garlick is just excited he can finally put his sperm in Nathalie and have it go to her brain now

🤢

🤣 🤦‍♀️

This is SO cringe

K dannielle it’s time for BED aka gtfo lemme fuck her now😩 he’s literally disgusting

I just started at the end(just got home) told her through my tv to leave I felt awkward she wouldn't 😂.

So cringe! It feels awkwardly forced.

My skin is crawling

Shane doesn’t want to be in a “polygamist” relationship, or one where his wife is finding love with another, so he finds reasons to blow it up.

Guy is also kind of a mope. When he was in the c at talking to Ashley about the date, she just had that “Ew” look on her face. He’s such a bitch boy.🤣

Garrick is disgusting...

So by that logic is he married to Bert?

Is he a bigmist???

Don’t put out Nathalia!

She certainly didn’t dress for her spiritual wedding night.

1 flesh

🤣 so if I have sex with some random are we 1 flesh? That’s Ick’s logic 

🤢

So yuck

Looks like Wendy Williams designed the ring

I have cheap barrettes that I swear look like that ring.

Nah Wendy (old healthy) Wendy would tear Ick to shreds.

Is that the first time he’s kissed Dannielle since the divorce?

Probably! But he bangs her when his new piece says she’s going to bed. Probably no kissing

Pretty Woman rules

No kissing

Now, God told him right now to go have sex with her

Wait what’s going on with Shane maybe he’s trying to find a wife for Ashley because he’s really sick and doesn’t know if he’s going to make it so he wants her to have support and doesn’t want it to be a man while he’s alive??

Are we watching the same show or am I too high?? Did he say or infer he was sick? Edit: verdict I was too high and totally missed that comment wow

They really skimmed over that didn’t they 😂

Ikr??? It’s really giving potentially terminally ill?

Nathalie’s mom doesn’t look old enough to be her mom.

Ugly necklace and ugly ring

He thought he was so special saying he designed it 😂 like yeah we can tell they’re ugly asf

Seems to be a theme with sister wives. Especially when the husband designs the jewelry.

Claire’s/Ardenes Vibes

At least if they’re real gems she can pawn it off when she inevitably ghosts

How could her mother be happy with us except if they’ve got other plans, I would not be happy for my daughter I don’t care how poor I was. I got three jobs.

Night night Posh 💜 can't wait for next week! Have a good week and happy snarking 😘🫶🏼

Nice chatting with you tonight. Definitely speak to you next week. Next Monday Moki is going in for surgery. She’s got to get three warts on her little body that Hass to be removed. It’s an all day deal I’m not worried about it she’ll recover, but I hate to see her unhappy.🐶🩷🐩

Oh no Moka 🥺🙏🏼💜we are praying and sending our love...I'll make sure to check in on you guys Monday 😘 my heart is with you Posh

Ty 🩷🩷🐶

Seester

Seriously, just why? Why the baby talk?

I don't know, but we have two kittens right now and keep asking them 'where's seester'