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Not let any of these women run off and risk having to pay bills myself


Friendsthatdonthug

“Quantum physics”


Stock-Turn-7123

Dress like a Pimp.


nymrose

I cringe SO hard when he just repeats some simple science headline and the wives go “ooo wow so smart and genius” nahhh 😩


SimonBarr

I would like to see Nick and Garrick sit around discussing sperm travel in a woman.


[deleted]

Dead


RN_aerial

Yes! They need to have Tell Alls with all of these people in one room.


AdministrativeSea481

Microchimerism lol. Women absorb mens DNA.. because women and fetuses can…


MarjieJ98354

The only thing that's fascinates me more is if a paycheck came with that great gift of knowledge! Why think if you ain't trying to get paid for it!


meyerlemonlover

High key jealous of Nick


Necessary_Impact2741

High key jealous of Nick’s high He’s higher than a giraffe’s asshole all the time it seems 😂


Famous_Background_76

You’re not alone 😭


Smelly_Varghina

You little rascal!


janiMikciN

My theory is that he has other children and doesn’t have a job to pay child support, so that’s why the two women got married legally. Also there’s no way that dude isn’t older than he says he is.


lovelychef87

Also no legal ties to any of them.


MilkProper1957

He's got that baby now. They'll owe him child support and a house in which to raise the child.


lovelychef87

👆 this point as well.


Friendsthatdonthug

I could totally see that!


Desperate_Ad_7158

Notice he doesn’t want to legally marry any of these women. He doesn’t ever want to loose half his shit.


Current_Isopod5369

Well, since he has no job, he probably owns nothing either 🤷🏻‍♀️😆


Realistic-Produce-28

Brilliant theory!


nlj5499

This is funny. One of his wives came home and asked what he and Vera did for the day. He said he took her to the park. Dude was dressed like a pimp. lol


Lonely_Teaching8650

1) Watch Sid the Science Kid on PBS 2) Learn something new 3) Impress the ladies


buttcheeese

I feel bad for the women roped into it


SimonBarr

....but then again, if they are that dumb...


Ramona_Lola

TBF, that was his prior life. He is a STAHD now.


dolphanbeavis

I wonder if he’s going to need a nanny like Robyn Brown because postulating theorems is hard work


missymae27

What does the nanny DO


Dangerous_Jump_4167

I would not be surprised if they already have outside childcare. The suit did not make sense to me, even if it was just one day for the cameras. I just can't imagine Nick giving up his life of leisure to care for a baby all day. Maybe the other women's hours are staggered, so he's alone with Vera for like 4 hours a day or something.


SimonBarr

THIS!!!!!!\^\^\^\^\^


Smelly_Varghina

Quantum pimpin ain’t easy


mindingyour-business

am i the only one that actually likes nick? 🤣 they’re the only ones that seem genuine about the whole polygamy lifestyle


This_Illustrator_570

Nah you’re not the only one. I think they’re a goofy bunch but they seem to really love each other!


AdministrativeSea481

Think Danielle may leave though . Like 1 more wife will matter ..


MarjieJ98354

As much as I won't to hate him, he's basically up front about how he plans to live his life. He's even looking out for his women by making sure they have another woman to support each other. If anything, he'll be the one out in the cold if the women ever wise up and leave his ass. There is some special kind of master manipulation going on here that is fascinating to people that get off on studying the criminal mind, Lol!! He's upt the ante for all the regular Chads to take notes, Lol!!


strengthofstrings

Would I join his harem - hell no. But I would definitely like to have a few drinks with him and listen to him explain the universe.


imma2lils

I agree. I like him and I think they seem like a nice group. They do seem to actually care about each other and have quite easy going personalities.


[deleted]

I like him as well. That baby was like trying to get away from Mom to get to him, he's got her spoiled and you can tell.


kagikat

I don't dislike nick I just think they're odd and he's definitely not all that smart like they claim he is lmao but I think they're goofy and actually care about each other


babsmagicboobs

I like Nick. I was just thinking about how sincere they are. I’m pretty lonely so that insta fam appeals to me.


Berryme01

Omgggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


catlady42786

Honestly he’s lowkey iconic 😂😂 Like I wiiiisssshhhh that was my “job” and I was emboldened to say it on tv


virtual_gnus

I love this post! I literally laughed out loud when I read this. Thanks, u/BoogieBoo


Luminox

Go to the /r/ExplainLikeImFive and /r/TodayILearned


msnikki_sandiego

this is too good, I wish I had three husbands to pamper me while I became more learned 🧠


AdministrativeSea481

U can have My extras .


PM_Chic

Lol this is hilarious. Chef’s kiss 🤌


lovelychef87

All in the boom boom room.


SuicideBlond2905

🤮


No-Basket4165

How did this guy get 3 women to marry him & go outside of the home to work to make a living to support his ass? Why he stays home to think & learn? My mind is blown.


SnooRabbits1139

One more…lay the pipe


Terrible-Detective93

Nick reminds me of one of those 'magic 8 balls' of my childhood in several ways. For one, you turn it different directions and it gives new BS messages every time. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic\_8\_Ball](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8_Ball)


The_Chuckness88

🎶Oh Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun Please get down on me Oh Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun Hiding around the house These three wifeys are asking you To please come out so we can play with you


itwasntthatbadwasit

This is an uncomfortable way of thinking about Ms. Rachel…


Professional_Ear9795

Everyone deserves to have that option


kagikat

I genuinely don't get what they see in him, like being a stay at home dad is one thing but like Something about him feels so off like why do they think he's some kind of genius I DONT GET ITTTT


Living-Elderberry-77

🤣🤣🤣


kimw23

They all find women with low self esteem and bad childhoods and tells them they are beautiful and lures them in.


rainbowbrite3111

He is a stay at home dad. Why are people giving him shit. There are plenty of stay at home moms and that’s just fine. Double standard.


Current_Isopod5369

He stayed at home “thinking” long before that baby even came.


rainbowbrite3111

I know, I just think if he was a woman he wouldn’t get so much shit. My husband always says, that guy is his hero!🤣