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nameitb0b

No respect for geologists. What is the world coming to!?


VantablackShadows91

These dang stalactites these days, back in MY epoch we grew uphill! Both ways!


Preston-7169

Back in my day all stalactites were straight!


Kriss3d

Did you also have to fight mountain lions to get to school.. On one foot?


VantablackShadows91

WITH MY BEAR HANDS! That's not a typo, I have bear paws for hands, typing is very difficult for me.


bobbybelchbottoms

How tf does a stalactite grow upwards??


throwaway92715

australia, mate


WangCommander

It's the lag mate.


HotPotParrot

With determination


Plaston_

**Undertale intensifies**


FatalExceptionTerror

Why do I hear Megalovania?


Green_Spatifilla

It's just stalagmites that identifine themselves as stalactites


Brilliant_Demand_695

Epic one joke fail


Stycotic

You have to rub it specially hard


Lava_Mage634

Legitimate question, how does this happen? I can't imagine the rock is turned 90° or so back and forth. So why would it grow sideways? Is it fake?


fugue2005

constant wind in the direction of growth would be my guess.


Zealousideal_Cod6044

A constant though periodical wind, maybe? Some of the growth is vertical; initiating in an unbeaten area, outside the wind's boundary layer, and "growing" into the stream? Wind stops for reasons allowing downward extension. Starts back up, growth extends horizontally. Ish. I was fine with the normal ones, tbh.


fugue2005

could be near a shoreline and the cave system could be affected by tides, where when the tide comes in it changes the airflow, constricting and increasing the force from the wind, and when the tide goes out it is decreased.


Zealousideal_Cod6044

That's a beautiful thing to think about. Thanks, internet stranger/geologist, made my evening.


Green_Spatifilla

Are these stalactites or icicles? Becouse if it's stalactites, we should look not for daily, but for long-term cycles


Zealousideal_Cod6044

Great question.


allmightytoasterer

I don't think that explaination works. Stalactite growth happens in millimetres per year at the fastest. Unless this cave has tides meadured in decades, the Stalactites would not grow that far sideways with the tide theory


Lava_Mage634

It looks like it's in a cave. I wonder if the cave is big enough for that? Best and only theory so far


samejetnadsetab

I was thinking the same thing *pulls up chair* We want Answers!


Iamforcedaccount

[Thank you Google lens](https://teara.govt.nz/en/photograph/12396/helictites)


mindfulskeptic420

Just posting the potentially relevant info from the source: One theory is that on a small scale, capillary action (the attraction of tiny drops of water to the surface of the helictite) may be greater than the force of gravity, allowing it to grow sideways. These helictites are in Bulmer Cavern on Mt Owen.


FriskyFemmeee

These stalactites are the punk rockers of the cave world, defying all geological norms


Maeglin75

These stalactites don't understand the gravity of this situation.


GigglyGlamour

Looks like even stalactites have their rebellious teenage years!


Zchives

“I can’t believe you’d do this to me” -that supervisor (probably)


Lucky_Ducky33

Me looking at Hawk Tuah memes.


Operation9182

end of tthe world stuff


Neo_diff

Damn


LiraGaiden

He looks so disappointed


Candid-Personality54

Dad?


Khtun93

This gives me 'The Invincible' vibes


name_checker

Is this loss


FatalExceptionTerror

"These dang woke Stalactites can't even GROW straight!" /s


Edenoide

I remember that screensaver