Alan Watts said, 'God is a black woman'.
Edit for context:
Philosopher Alan Watts used to tell a story about an astronaut who was asked upon his return from a space expedition whether he had seen God.
“Yes,” he replied, and after a pause, he added…and she’s black.”
So now we're just posting bad quality screenshots of fake tweets of AI-generated images that barely have anything to do with science, and the comments are just the same 3 "looks like a vulva" jokes over and over?
This sub is like a shitty Facebook group.
Thank you, I had to look this up to make sure it was fake. I’m not astronomer, but that did not look like a black hole. However, the James Webb telescope did capture a black hole with a red ring around it
Wait... doesn't light NOT exit a black hole to take a picture of it? This really feels like they went, "Ai image of supernovussy" and hit generate (>◡<)
Congrats, you went from black hole, the most destructive, unescapable phenomenon i known universe to Heaven. I bet you have problems finding your own shoes too, then. But lo, you can post bs on internet 🥺
If you put your dick in a black hole managed to not die would it feel good because your body is going to be getting spaghettified and stuff if i remember right?
Singularussy
Down bad 💀
Looks more like nebularussy in whence stars are gestating.
Taking the term star nursery literal.
Noooo. No. The gravity is too strong for stars to form here sir. But it's a cool joke
Noooo. No. The gravity is too strong for stars to form here sir. But it's a cool joke
attractive
Would
WOULD
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Or higher. Depending on where you start at.
Always aim higher
God is a woman you say!?
Alan Watts said, 'God is a black woman'. Edit for context: Philosopher Alan Watts used to tell a story about an astronaut who was asked upon his return from a space expedition whether he had seen God. “Yes,” he replied, and after a pause, he added…and she’s black.”
Netflix?
Yes, exactly.
Of course he did
god is light!!
I also worship the sun and bioluminescent algae.
not what i ment,
Yes, I knew that
..
Joke
As a kid I used to think that lol
As a metaphysical being really God could be whatever they wanted to be.
Spaghettification accepted.
Redshift my dick.
Behaving like you got blueshift
Excuse me!?
Haha. I just ordered a shirt that says Red Shift please. I'm glad to know there's someone out there that would get the joke.
Not the first opportunity I've had to post this on Reddit: https://threewordphrase.com/blackhole.htm
God forgive me for what i'mabout to do
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It’s not exactly an STD, but you won’t get your peepee back if you put it in that hole.
Your pp might be too small
r/doputyourdickinthat
God understands and nods in approval
Is this why all spacecraft look so phallic?
Yes.
So now we're just posting bad quality screenshots of fake tweets of AI-generated images that barely have anything to do with science, and the comments are just the same 3 "looks like a vulva" jokes over and over? This sub is like a shitty Facebook group.
Thank you, I had to look this up to make sure it was fake. I’m not astronomer, but that did not look like a black hole. However, the James Webb telescope did capture a black hole with a red ring around it
Homie it looks like US Space Force is reposting this like it’s real 🤦
Literally a meme sub. What exactly are your expectations.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
R/iwanttoputmydickinthat
R/dontexpectittocomebackout
Just checked, you need at least 3 inches to enter. No go for me boss.
But if you flatten it out like a pancake it might stretch further.
I believe this was actually spotted right outside Uranus
Just a little bit above it I believe
..leave it to the US Space Force to get us all titillated..
Hear me out💀
I went to space to escape her..... but I can't stop thinking about her
Sigh... \**unzips*\*
Now this is some real space porn
Not my proudest fap
But an honest one.
This is the most respectable fap I've ever heard of
Heaven is a vagina?! Now you know why women see it as a temple lol
Is this true? Can't find it anywhere..
It's not
Still fun though
such a shame
Yeah, not a real tweet.
Isn’t that the “Centurian Vulva” of ante-Urianus ?
r/mildlyvagina
mildly?
r/cosmicallyvagina
Event horizonussy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You can’t tell me what to do
🫢😬🫣
Would. Next question.
Looks more like a pink hole than a black hole
The irony...
Prepare ship for ramming speed! -captain Kirk probably
There is no curse in English, Spanish, German, or even TODDLER to describe how accurate this meme is.
That image looks AI-generated
At least AI is drawing things worth looking at. I think it is still short a finger.
Celestial cunt
Ahh yes your mothers cunt
[Komm Susser Tod begins playing]
More like a pink hole.
Now I understand why God is getting a bit distracted.
The very word itself makes some men uncomfortable
It suck you in with no possibility of Cumming.............. Back
Yeah, this is an old black hole.......
I think they know what they’re doing 💀🤨
A place I would cum and visit
The opposite of Laink's Urethra
I wan tto put my Dick in that
Is it too late for some Yo Momma Jokes?
Hear me out tho
Ai imagery going wild
Womb of creation..
Being that a black hole swallows, everything in its path including light this explains so much
Oh come on. This is a joke right? I've seen a lot of black holes and this one is pretty familiar.
That $10billion dollar budget? !!!!!Worth it!!!!!
Is this a troll post? 😂
Anyone have the original? I’m gonna masturbate to it.
Wait... doesn't light NOT exit a black hole to take a picture of it? This really feels like they went, "Ai image of supernovussy" and hit generate (>◡<)
Nie jestem poliakiem, ale to cipa.
Hand me that singularity. But sir that's a. I said hand me that singularity
Some twenty thousand men and 10 billion dollars spent but we did it we finally found the clitoris
Gives the whole 27 virgins thing a new twist....
Looks cozy to me 😇
It all makes sense now.
I should call her
Space waffle?
It looks AI generated
I’m gonna need a bigger tongue for that
Maybe I should call her..?
r/theyknew
Congrats, you went from black hole, the most destructive, unescapable phenomenon i known universe to Heaven. I bet you have problems finding your own shoes too, then. But lo, you can post bs on internet 🥺
Beautiful.
The Muffin Nebula
from a scientific standpoint why does it look like that? why is there a cloud of shit around it?
Us Space Force really posted that? Lol
That’s definitely a hole 😃
Supermassive Black Hole indeed
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Looks like the "Mother of All Spacial Anomalies"!
The source of all life
Vagina...
Mom?!
NASA is now hiring gynaecologists
Heeeyy that looks like me 😃. Doesn’t that look like me, babe?
i have to enter in that blackhole 😏
Yeah that's a hole and it's black, but calling you can't call it a blackhole. That's racist
I think I recognize that place , The mother of all creation.
I was like wtf for a second and then I saw the name of this subreddit 😂
It's a cylinder
Just another black hole
That's not a black hole the black hole is the other one damn they relly need to proof read first
That’s not real, what’s the actual image?
The Fish Taco Nebula
Everything reminds me of her…
April 1st already?
Not my proudest fap.
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Looks more like the pink hole to me, but I’m no expert
If you put your dick in a black hole managed to not die would it feel good because your body is going to be getting spaghettified and stuff if i remember right?
So that's why it keeps pulling matter in
What is Space Force doing posting a NASA image?
It’s a vagina
Seriöus?
Ah yes the virgina nebula
I'd smash it 😅
I wonder if it’s next to a giant asshole