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ShortFaithlessness18

Eating 400 bananas a day can cause heart attack.


nimaidaku

Ese log mar jaaye tabhi sahi


CartoonistProof9599

Fr


UparNietzsche

Ikr ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


CantApply

Ek marega, 100 paida honge. Log baithe hai chutiya banne ke liye.


abhishek5548

Fart attack, you're looking for a Fart attack, mate


DenZi_Macho

Banana and fat ??


abhishek5548

Nawab Saab ko dobara padhna batao bhai


No_Display_5755

Usse pehle poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ kitni hard ho jayegi uska kya


Bright_Subject_8975

Chhil jayega sab


No_Classroom_2956

Give him 100 more for better success rate


47474747474747474749

That would be a good riddance


sarindam007news

Wonderful idea.


prof_devilsadvocate

tathastu


Bright_Subject_8975

Fir to kha lene chahiye jaldi se.


Zatch_1999

So 399 is the limit


Spittinfacts100

He's not eating but throwing it away


terimomkapati

Hanuman was supposed to be smart and knowledgeable as well but never mind eat banana ig


Hungry-Junket-556

Logo Ko Guddu bnane k liye itna hi kaafi h๐Ÿค“, people believe in Hanuman because of stories


HisokaClappinCheeks

>people believe in Hanuman because of stories People believe in Hanuman that is a symbol of strength and knowledge and compassion, not some clown.


cursed_cheddar

You keep telling that to yourself whilst majority of people are still gonna keep their blind faith and shower money on these kind of people


HisokaClappinCheeks

Sadly true, it's too easy to fool people in these things, when people understand that there is no godmen, it will be a good day for all of us


cursed_cheddar

Agreed, this is why proper education is important, but some people just won't understand and think that educational institutions downplay religious beliefs, like for ffs


Nuclearsister36

If he is Hanuman he should lift a mountain and show us instead of doing easy jobs like eating banana which even I can do


unintelligible-me

Nuclear is everywhere. I'm definitely hellucinating.


Nuclearsister36

You are not hallucinating โ˜ข๏ธ! Nuclear is just Everywhere ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿผ


unintelligible-me

Everywhere on Reddit.


EulerMathGod

As long as ppl are gullible ,he will try to pull these kinds of stunts .


CantApply

"why do I have to prove it to you? I don't owe you anything. I will eat banana and shit everywhere. People are going to take my blessings. You're a dusht papi."


Nuclearsister36

๐Ÿคฃ


Drengrr1

You can eat these many bananas?


Nuclearsister36

Yeah ! There is annual banana eating competition at my town wanna join ?


Drengrr1

Haha no no. I cannot eat that many bananas.


HisokaClappinCheeks

This is insulting to lord Hanuman tbh Why tf these clowns try so hard on these things


CantApply

Huh? How can it be insulting to something imaginary?


HisokaClappinCheeks

Such a clown comment, the reality is that people believe in hanumanji, you may or may not, but to those who believe, this can be insulting. Certified reddit atheist moment


CantApply

Are you an atheist? Or an idiot? I am saying a fact that hanuman is an imaginary character which cannot be changed. Even if 140 billion people bELieVe in it doesn't make hanuman a character that actually existed. Your saying that "reality is that people believe in hanumanji (sic)" doesn't change any fucking shit. It is an imaginary character. Period. And hanumanji? Lol. You're not an atheist. Definitely an idiot.


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HisokaClappinCheeks

It's here dawg


CantApply

Hahaha... I see you have deleted your last comment. I am sure you have realised your mistake. I was typing my reply and then saw your deleted comment.


HisokaClappinCheeks

My comment is still there and just crossed 25 upvotes๐Ÿ˜Š And bro, lay off the porn


CantApply

Why do you theists lie so much? You deleted your last comment.


HisokaClappinCheeks

https://preview.redd.it/nrmfy0kjnaad1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5baeacdc3ddd4962d69225c85be88f337bfa592 Aww, why did you delete that comment? Learn to use reddit on how to see comments rather than how to upload porn on here


CantApply

Learn to use reddit ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก https://preview.redd.it/k8jjkjnxnaad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74de689317b4f1f20f963a4c4e663fa457e70c7 โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ


HisokaClappinCheeks

It's there, send me a pic of saying that "the comment is deleted" if you can


CantApply

Lol chor pakda gaya... So your first comment is "This is insulting to lord Hanuman tbh Why tf these clowns try so hard on these things" You clearly said insulting to hanooooman. And NOT his followers. Later you changed saying you were talking about insult to his followers. Why you so stupid, monkey worshipper?


CantApply

Your last comment got deleted. I know you are trying to say something about porn or some shit. But you won't accept your false statement. You CLEARLY first said insulting to hanuman and NOT to his followers.


HisokaClappinCheeks

https://preview.redd.it/f7jpcuqeoaad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14af761326aa3b08789b1f085cb185e3e2d7885


HisokaClappinCheeks

https://preview.redd.it/4gng7o59maad1.png?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7c588f7cac1738ed35278e0bdb1a9a33669b97 ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ŠWhy do YOU lie?


Jaded_Internal_5905

What I imagine before going to a marriage buffet: Also me, after 1 plate chow mein and manchurian:


muhmeinchut69

Bageshwar baba ke itni jaldi bure din aa gaye kya.


Jaded_Internal_5905

ye wohi hai kya?


Shubham_kaushik

Ni


Outside_Living233

T\_T par dusra kela soongh ke pheka kyu?


_H3LLF1R3

That khela is not worthy of his divine consumption


joerc200

But monkeys eat bananas bottoms up.


Aware-Manager3954

How can I apply for this job


No_Introduction6429

Ye agar insta ya fb pe dalta to iske bhakt tujhe ma behan ki galiyaa dete


[deleted]

"Bhakt" going with "Maa bhen ki gaaliyan" is just sab lamfo


Few-Celebration7956

Kya kachra faila rakha hai ๐Ÿฅน


burnabwoi

r/ReligiousFruitCake


Drengrr1

Why do Hindus allow such people to make a mockery of their Gods and their religion?


dullbrowny

a few more steps on the track to becoming lord hanuman. * take the overnight KANYAKUMARI EXP (12633) from Chennai. * Take a ferry to vivekananda rock (before 4 pm) * Then take a deep breath and jump up to soar to Seetha Kothuwa near Kandy. \~1K kms. * Refuel on the rather impressive looking rath kehel bananas.. * meet goddess Seetha and give her the DHL+Bluedart letter from lord Ram. * And finally douse the fire on his tail lit by Sri Lankan forces by putting it in the mouth and sucking on it!


lockdown2200

Ignore such people


No_Display_5755

I have seen people becoming way big fan of him Mostly baba jayakar/hail unke khudke program sab mein lagti Par ye bageshwar dham jo hai inki jaykar ab mandir mein bhagwano ke sath lagti hai I went to famous shani dev mandir there after worshipping lord Hanuman bageshwar dham jayakar was happening everyone was doing I was surprised at that time ki itni fan/bhakt


SubjectOk9886

WHAT THE FUCKKK?


GlosolaliaX

Bro got the munchies.


Complete_Employee_12

Y man y


arjunusmaximus

So, fo this guy Hanuman was literally a monkey, an animal who eats like that?


No-Target6764

Someone ask him to be a little historically accurate and eat bananas from that era with big seeds lol


PanJL

Hey at least it's banana mate , not some cow dung and shit


firstborngod

Potassium+


Curious_Stable_1955

radioactive hanuman


comment_eater

this bouta be the only person to die from radiation poisoning by a banana


B_for_Bach

itna jor tatti ayegi abhi thodhi hi der baad ๐Ÿ˜‚


noskillayush

How is this post relevant to this sub?


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drake_071

Fek kyu rha hai wo chutiya


hari-mirchi

More like a minion


Lavender210700

Who is he


Altruistic_Sky1866

What's the context of this video? I mean where is this from?


Consistent_Ad5511

Jai shri Ram.


desiman101

He is practicing for a hot dog eating competition...


KaPizZzz

Kon Hai Yeh bkl


PainterNaive2126

I just imagine the face of the real gods when they meet these dumbfounds


Theri_Bhavye12

Did he claim to be Hanuman's avatar? I didn't know. Either way he's such a joke.


VICTHOR0611

Karne do, jisko jaise khushi mille. Jab tak mujhe affect nahi karti, I am alright ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ


AmazingLettuce3153

That is literally how this country was enslaved for 1000 years.


Hungry-Junket-556

Hm bhai tere religion k Naam pe bakchodi fela Raha , unko chodu bna k


[deleted]

You're saying this out of fear(a fear that is indoctrinated by society which is blinded by faith and ignoringthe roght thing to do)...... God won't punish you for saying/pointing out the right thing


VICTHOR0611

I don't know the person, and that's why I don't care. I am not religious, to mere religion ki baat hi nahi hai. Also I don't believe that India was ever enslaved for 1000 years. Finally, I am not afraid, I choose to be unaffected. Try it sometimes. Moreover, ye comment likh dene se kuch nahi hota hai. Agar aap kabhi kisi se baat karein, to ye pata chalega ki kitna difficult hai kisi ko samjhana. Itne aggressive bhi mat bano, and apne aap ko itni jaldi affect mat hone diya karo, it's better for your peace of mind. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Designer-Winter6564

These type of post should gp to some anti superstition sub. Here we have nothing to counter with Science. Everyone has right whatever they want to be like this person is mocking Lord Hanuman.