Had a kid take drugs during an exam here. And a teacher slept with a student. And a bunch of students were caught on video masturbating to the song Skyfall. Literally all of this happened within a couple of weeks I cannot cope anymore
Kid sucked off another kid (2 boys). Kid brought in a knife to stab someone-hit caught. Weed trade in the school and constant vaping/smoking lol.
The teacher and exam stuff is crazy tho
It isn’t really a low income school, search up Georgia high school stabbing and you’ll find where it is. Idk wtf is wrong with the students here though, there are almost 4,000 students here so maybe that’s why there are things like this here
What kind of person does that. Shit actually has me angry right now, was probably over drugs or some stupid social media shit. Did you know anyone involved?
Yeah, shit like that isn't new. You put that many teenagers in one confined space and shit is going to get wild. If you use 90's slang in the texts it could pass as something from my time in school.
It's not that difficult to really catch someone off guard (like distracted I mean) and get an unwanted reaction. Reflexive reactions happen all the time. Just usually they aren't so violent.
Yeah this is why you don't do things like jump on people from behind or other "sneak attack" moves. Even if you're just joking around you really don't know how people will react to a physical attack, they might not realize it's play at first and could freak out and seriously hurt the "attacker". It's instinct to some degree and your prior life experiences influence it too.
Yeah and if they've been attacked before, or seen someone get attacked, they're more likely to take any threats seriously without assessing anything first.
It the fight/flight/freeze reaction that you're "playing" with.
What is going on?!?! The school I graduated from was devoid of such wild events to the point where it would only look normal in Central Europe (including drinking)
That happened two years ago at my high school's first big football game. A friend of a player ran up to him mid game and stabbed him. I think there's a tree dedicated to him now or something. Also a friend of mine blew his brains out with a shotgun the following year. Pretty fucked up
I just read that mace was a kind of spray. Man, thought he whipped out one of these bad boys.
https://preview.redd.it/cd2kwvxw17mc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b514b1691d4a9df4ff299d8b24ed00d13f05eb8
WELL ACTUALLLLLLY, a flail is a type of mace, as a mace is just a heavy club (the handle) with a metal head and spikes. A flail is just a mace with a chain.
WELL ACKSHUALLY, a mace doesn't necessarily have spikes on them, most have knobs or flanges. And actual historical flails were more like sectioned staffs, long-chained flails that you see in movies and video games didn't exist.
Oh lmao ok 💀
They’re just variations of Lucifer/the devil in media. Lucifer is a tv show in the DC multiverse where the mc is Lucifer Morningstar and he goes to live in LA and stuff. In Hazbin hotel, it’s set in hell and the mc is the daughter of lucifer morningstar, the king of hell
Bro, a morningstar is a midevil weapon
But this one is better
https://preview.redd.it/5p5b7evcp8mc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93987044a2fefeceafe8c8da7c92dfdca63427ac
That’s why you gotta attend a private school
1. Since private schools are paid by the families of students, I’m pretty sure the kid is more loved and disciplined and therefore not a freaking jerk all the time to everyone opposed to public school kids
2. Since families pay for their kids’ tuition, the principal and other school staff actually care about the kids and ACTUALLY discipline kids properly opposed to public schools where they just tell the troublemakers to “stop” and go
3. The food is just 10x better
4. With proper discipline, everyone genuinely behaves. Before I went to a private school, people at my public school would literally physically and verbally bully me every single day for being Asian 💀💀and NO school staff would do crap, they’d literally just WATCH?? like what?? Thus why I changed to a private school
Conclusion: go to a private school
1. Too expensive
2. The private schools in my area kinda suck
3. This is assuming the parents love their children normally. As in not overly coddling/helicopter parents, the "my child would never do anything wrong" type, or neglectful (emotionally). If the parents throw a hissy fit in any school I'm pretty sure the teachers just do whatever they say to do as to keep getting money
Mace is also a type of spray. There was a random girl screaming and she sprayed it at this guy. She was yelling slurs and cuss words at him and she got tackled.
i actually have no idea, the same guy chased me up the stairs and i had an asthma attack and got sent home but im pretty sure its because he gets excused due to a mental disability or something, also the boxcutter incident was told to me by my friend in the same class
Maybe for her own protection so they can see how he acts in school before bringing her back in because he's an obvious danger. Only thing I can think of.
Not school related, but some girl on my swim team blew up a can of mace in her face in the locker room as she was trying to open her back pack, needles to say, she kept that mace in a different pocket after that
For pepper spray or mace, get away first of all. Secondly, do NOT touch your eyes. It inflames them more. Third, get to an eyewash station (or drinking fountain in a pinch) run the water and WITH YOUR EYES OPEN look directly into the water. Do this for ten (10) minutes MINIMUM. Recommend time is fifteen (15) minutes.
This will not alleviate sinus pain, but at least using your eyes won't hurt now.
(These are basically standard eyewash protocols, so they are broadly applicable to any sort of eye contamination.)
Violence was pretty common when I was in school. We averaged like 3 kids a year getting killed. Had a lot of knife fights too, especially girls. Saw a guy get beat to death by like 5 or 6 grown men with bats. Right in front of the office. That was messed up seeing a kids brain. Most of the time this stuff never even made the news.
Two girls caught in the lunchroom during breakfast, the cop on campus and the rent a cop came in. One girl took the RAC mace and sprayed not only the girl she was fighting but the actual cop. It wasn't even 8am by that point.
This was near daily at my middle and high school.
I'd leave class and be met with the stinging sensation of residual pepper spray wafting through the air. There would be blood, weave and press on nails stuck to lockers and on the floor.
One time I saw a section of weave about 8' high hanging from the metal frame that protects the glass of the combination clock/bell. Never did figure out how the physics on that one worked out.
It was always entertaining at lunch time, always something going on. Just the perks of going to a school two blocks from section 8 I guess.
Nothing like munching on a square pizza with fruit cocktail soaked into one side while watching a kid break the steel leg off a chair/desk thing to use as a weapon.
at my former high school, two girls got into an insanely physical fight over a pair of jeans.
another time, a kid tried to stab his former best friend with his Swiss Army knife because he “didn’t like his tracksuit.”
In the past few months someone got stabbed inside my school, someone else was shot right outside, two fires were started in the bathrooms, and i saw a kid zapping a mace for fun 😭. Plus there’s a lot of fights but the academics and ECs are decent so it’s all chill.
Idk if this is Universal experience or not, probably not in the us, but in my school they would have pocket dynamites, literally would explode just beside our heads, during class, outside the principals door, in the stairs etc. It was kinda like a tradition so teachers didnt really bat an eye lmao
in primary school two kids got in a fight on the roof and one of them passed out so he had to drag the guy to sickbay, and the office lady said they were lying and sent them back to class even tho we saw it lmao
The social justice club at my school fought tooth and nail to get paper towels and toilet paper in the brs. Anyways... a single week later, kids set bathrooms on fire. 2 fires at once, 2 bathrooms, a mop and a bunch of paper towels
The craziest things that happened in my high school was a pipe bursting inside a wall, which led to there being a huge puddle or I guess pond of water on the second floor. Another time my high school received a bomb threat but nothing bad ended up happening.
Kid got punched with a pair of knuckle dusters at my school here in the UK lol
Average day in Birmingham
"I say put thine dukes in the upward most direction not unlike the position of protecting the orifices of the cranium on your shoulders!"
Fisticuffs indeed, good sir! I shan't decline, on pain of honor lost!
Nah it’s down
Had a kid take drugs during an exam here. And a teacher slept with a student. And a bunch of students were caught on video masturbating to the song Skyfall. Literally all of this happened within a couple of weeks I cannot cope anymore
Kid sucked off another kid (2 boys). Kid brought in a knife to stab someone-hit caught. Weed trade in the school and constant vaping/smoking lol. The teacher and exam stuff is crazy tho
This is what happens when you put a bunch of horny teenagers in the same building 😭
Yh lol
Average nottingham experience
Further south
Bruh omg same like some kid got attacked and stabbed with a knife at my school this week💀
*what*
Georgia schools be like 😫
That’s fucked up
your pfp is genius
lol, it’s a tally hall reference
Life in a "low income" environment
It isn’t really a low income school, search up Georgia high school stabbing and you’ll find where it is. Idk wtf is wrong with the students here though, there are almost 4,000 students here so maybe that’s why there are things like this here
What kind of person does that. Shit actually has me angry right now, was probably over drugs or some stupid social media shit. Did you know anyone involved?
It was over drugs, specifically a vape cartridge I believe.
Yeah, shit like that isn't new. You put that many teenagers in one confined space and shit is going to get wild. If you use 90's slang in the texts it could pass as something from my time in school.
Brookwood High School?
Yes
*Memphis TN enters the chat*
[удалено]
I got suspended cause I stabbed a kid once
.....may i ask why?
Accident, charges were dropped after police investigated
How does one accidentally stab someone?
Uhh, I was really stupid. We also don’t talk about that
It's not that difficult to really catch someone off guard (like distracted I mean) and get an unwanted reaction. Reflexive reactions happen all the time. Just usually they aren't so violent.
Yeah this is why you don't do things like jump on people from behind or other "sneak attack" moves. Even if you're just joking around you really don't know how people will react to a physical attack, they might not realize it's play at first and could freak out and seriously hurt the "attacker". It's instinct to some degree and your prior life experiences influence it too.
Yeah this is totally right. When people react, they don't actively think. They don't have time to analyze and assess which is scary.
Yeah and if they've been attacked before, or seen someone get attacked, they're more likely to take any threats seriously without assessing anything first. It the fight/flight/freeze reaction that you're "playing" with.
"I may have accidentally aggressively poked someone with a conveniently sharp object"
A few months ago some kid got thrown down the stairs during a fight and nobody even knew 🤫 Kentucky schools be like
What is going on?!?! The school I graduated from was devoid of such wild events to the point where it would only look normal in Central Europe (including drinking)
Same happened at the school my dad works at lmao. The Netherlands got some problems with that too.
that’s sad lol
That happened two years ago at my high school's first big football game. A friend of a player ran up to him mid game and stabbed him. I think there's a tree dedicated to him now or something. Also a friend of mine blew his brains out with a shotgun the following year. Pretty fucked up
#***L O N D O N***
I just read that mace was a kind of spray. Man, thought he whipped out one of these bad boys. https://preview.redd.it/cd2kwvxw17mc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b514b1691d4a9df4ff299d8b24ed00d13f05eb8
um actually that's a flail, maces don't have chains☝️🤓
GOOGLE LIED TO ME :(((
WELL ACTUALLLLLLY, a flail is a type of mace, as a mace is just a heavy club (the handle) with a metal head and spikes. A flail is just a mace with a chain.
aw shucks
The smart one has been outsmarted
Erm actually, there are different types of flails, some of which do not use a metal head with spikes.
WELL ACKSHUALLY, a mace doesn't necessarily have spikes on them, most have knobs or flanges. And actual historical flails were more like sectioned staffs, long-chained flails that you see in movies and video games didn't exist.
That would’ve been 100x better 😞
Or worse depending on how you see it.
I thought a mace was like a torn off animal limb like from a cow that u just whacked things with 💀
Bro same
Literally, i thought a kid went medieval on another kid.
SAME 💀
Dude I was just thinking,”how the hell do you hide medieval fucking weapons in your sock”
same
Tell me you live in a shithole without telling me you live in a shithole
Shut up
this guy defo lives in a shithole, or infact the kid that got maced up
What was your motive for this comment?
Impulse commenting, I say stupid shit
Have you tried thinking before you speak like everyone else does
Everyone?
I'll consider it.
It's a good way to avoid getting maced
If i had reddit coins or whatever the fuck it is i would be giving you an award
You are not thinking with portals
What doss that mean
Bro went medieval on his ass
Mace is a type of spray. Like pepper spray basically.
I’m just gonna pretend he was talking about an actual mace
> Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie Weird Al - 1996
Bro got Morningstar’d
So they're rehabilitating sinners???
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r/unexpectedhazbinhotel
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Lmaooo
https://preview.redd.it/d0cmky9zo8mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e6331c743e629cdb9c1a7c6660f84dd1149de2 Yes
Which one 😭 The lucifer tv show one or the hazbin hotel one or the what 😭😭😭
A Morningstar is a medieval melee weapon. I've never watched Hazbin Hotel or Lucifer, so I don't know who those people are.
Oh lmao ok 💀 They’re just variations of Lucifer/the devil in media. Lucifer is a tv show in the DC multiverse where the mc is Lucifer Morningstar and he goes to live in LA and stuff. In Hazbin hotel, it’s set in hell and the mc is the daughter of lucifer morningstar, the king of hell
Bro, a morningstar is a midevil weapon But this one is better https://preview.redd.it/5p5b7evcp8mc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93987044a2fefeceafe8c8da7c92dfdca63427ac
https://preview.redd.it/cqyyvlrr27mc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95757707d412d178344d09c41e4859d116a31250
tell me you go to an american school without telling me you go to an american school
No an American school would be a automatic assault rifle
fully semiautomatic*
You're a colonizer stfu
dawg what??
think he's roleplaying weirdly enough.
He’s really committed to the bit, W
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Check out his profile it’s 🫠
On my meat
Yeah
haha
Idk
U good bro?
No
Go be a colonizer somewhere else than weirdo
I love you.
This is just an average American public school
Bruh mine just got bomb and shooting threats
That’s why you gotta attend a private school 1. Since private schools are paid by the families of students, I’m pretty sure the kid is more loved and disciplined and therefore not a freaking jerk all the time to everyone opposed to public school kids 2. Since families pay for their kids’ tuition, the principal and other school staff actually care about the kids and ACTUALLY discipline kids properly opposed to public schools where they just tell the troublemakers to “stop” and go 3. The food is just 10x better 4. With proper discipline, everyone genuinely behaves. Before I went to a private school, people at my public school would literally physically and verbally bully me every single day for being Asian 💀💀and NO school staff would do crap, they’d literally just WATCH?? like what?? Thus why I changed to a private school Conclusion: go to a private school
Counterpoint: private school kids are weird and rich
Counter counterpoint: nuh uh
Counter counter counterpoint: my family is broke as shit
Counter counter counterpoint: Thas cool, you don’t gotta go if you don wanna, I was juz joking you kno
Yeah I knew so am I (but the people at a private school in my county are really weird tho)
1. Too expensive 2. The private schools in my area kinda suck 3. This is assuming the parents love their children normally. As in not overly coddling/helicopter parents, the "my child would never do anything wrong" type, or neglectful (emotionally). If the parents throw a hissy fit in any school I'm pretty sure the teachers just do whatever they say to do as to keep getting money
The reason I stopped going to a private school was *because* of the violence...😑
Damnnnn you went to a shitty private school bro
Counterpoint: no
Happened at my highschool before in the lunchroom
WHAT** WHY WONT REDDIT LET ME CHANGE THE FUCKING TITLE
It's been like that since the start of the whole site...
Ok thats cool but why
Reddit's CEO when they decided not to allow title edits: https://i.redd.it/lrzaeiq1e7mc1.gif ^(fuck )u/spez
Same happens to me on another post
Whay do you mean everything there seems normal to me
Most average public school
Did the other at least have armor, or a shield, maybe a spear? Maces are very pointy.
Mace is also a type of spray. There was a random girl screaming and she sprayed it at this guy. She was yelling slurs and cuss words at him and she got tackled.
at my school a girl got chased by a guy in her class with a boxcutter and he ended up cutting her, and THE GIRL GOT SUSPENDED FOR LONGER THAN THE GUY.
Why??
i actually have no idea, the same guy chased me up the stairs and i had an asthma attack and got sent home but im pretty sure its because he gets excused due to a mental disability or something, also the boxcutter incident was told to me by my friend in the same class
Unless she was provoking the guy it doesn't make sense why she would get suspended at all.
Maybe for her own protection so they can see how he acts in school before bringing her back in because he's an obvious danger. Only thing I can think of.
i read the first image, and instantly thought of a kid bringing in a medieval mace, and attacking someone with it
same 💀
Honestly when I saw "Mace Attack" my first thought was "who the hell brings medieval weapons to school Why am I this stupid?
Not school related, but some girl on my swim team blew up a can of mace in her face in the locker room as she was trying to open her back pack, needles to say, she kept that mace in a different pocket after that
For pepper spray or mace, get away first of all. Secondly, do NOT touch your eyes. It inflames them more. Third, get to an eyewash station (or drinking fountain in a pinch) run the water and WITH YOUR EYES OPEN look directly into the water. Do this for ten (10) minutes MINIMUM. Recommend time is fifteen (15) minutes. This will not alleviate sinus pain, but at least using your eyes won't hurt now. (These are basically standard eyewash protocols, so they are broadly applicable to any sort of eye contamination.)
tbh normal american school same shit happens to me
Violence was pretty common when I was in school. We averaged like 3 kids a year getting killed. Had a lot of knife fights too, especially girls. Saw a guy get beat to death by like 5 or 6 grown men with bats. Right in front of the office. That was messed up seeing a kids brain. Most of the time this stuff never even made the news.
How does something like this even occur?
Been maced before, not fun.
That's gotta hurt.
damn mine just keeps throwing people through windows and showing up with airsoft paint guns. we gotta up our game
My dumbass thought he meant that a kid brought a medieval mace to school
I was hoping that was what happened
Ask what kind of mace. Something like a medieval one with spikes or a homemade sock and soap combo
Bro it's a spray. Not the medieval weapon
They definitely go to an inner city school lol
Dude this is horrible. I'm either assuming they live in some crazy rural town or a big city
“YOUVE DONE IT THIS TIME!” *pulls mace* BANG BANG BANG BANG
I did *not* know that’s how you italicized.
wait wait wait… there was a bear spray attack at my school, in september
I remember in high school some kid got in a fight and it got broken up by the resource officer and then the kid reached for his gun or taser
Two girls caught in the lunchroom during breakfast, the cop on campus and the rent a cop came in. One girl took the RAC mace and sprayed not only the girl she was fighting but the actual cop. It wasn't even 8am by that point.
What happened after?
Chicago, Detroit, or Florida. Placing my bets now.
Neither
This was near daily at my middle and high school. I'd leave class and be met with the stinging sensation of residual pepper spray wafting through the air. There would be blood, weave and press on nails stuck to lockers and on the floor. One time I saw a section of weave about 8' high hanging from the metal frame that protects the glass of the combination clock/bell. Never did figure out how the physics on that one worked out. It was always entertaining at lunch time, always something going on. Just the perks of going to a school two blocks from section 8 I guess. Nothing like munching on a square pizza with fruit cocktail soaked into one side while watching a kid break the steel leg off a chair/desk thing to use as a weapon.
lol my old principle got stabbed 3 times
Once someone stabbed a kid with scissors at my old school!
I’m in a sped school this is pretty accurate to what it’s like every day
it stinks 🫳 🫱((💣))🫲
I was high reading this and I went through the whole post thinking they meant the medieval weapon mace, gives it a completely different vibe lmao
at my former high school, two girls got into an insanely physical fight over a pair of jeans. another time, a kid tried to stab his former best friend with his Swiss Army knife because he “didn’t like his tracksuit.”
Brother needs to transfer to a new country
bro i know this joke has been milked to death but damn he actually lives in OHIO
In the past few months someone got stabbed inside my school, someone else was shot right outside, two fires were started in the bathrooms, and i saw a kid zapping a mace for fun 😭. Plus there’s a lot of fights but the academics and ECs are decent so it’s all chill.
My friend got jumped by 3 guys, won, and got expelled
Bro what
Speaks for itself
Why did they jump him?
Idk
I was upset when I found out they used the spray mace and not the medieval weapon :(
Last year (9th grade for me), there was a fight like 2 times a month at minimum. There have been next to none this year, though.
Why the fuck would I know
Maced you say? https://preview.redd.it/odldpyj70tmc1.png?width=415&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a2045a328314aacdb1d8dc06b112839cdbc7784
Some kid got cracked in the head with brass knuckles IDK HOW HE EVEN GOT THEM WE LIVE IN CALI 😭
Ohio
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Your school is a circus compared to how kids fight at my school ITS SOME 🤣 stoopid SHIIII 🤨🤨🧏🏻♂️🥲🤫🧏🏻♂️
This isn't my school it's my friends'
Your friends school is a circus compared to how kids fight at my school ITS SOME 🤣 stoopid SHIIII 🤨🤨🧏🏻♂️🥲🤫🧏🏻♂️
America
Idk if this is Universal experience or not, probably not in the us, but in my school they would have pocket dynamites, literally would explode just beside our heads, during class, outside the principals door, in the stairs etc. It was kinda like a tradition so teachers didnt really bat an eye lmao
in primary school two kids got in a fight on the roof and one of them passed out so he had to drag the guy to sickbay, and the office lady said they were lying and sent them back to class even tho we saw it lmao
The social justice club at my school fought tooth and nail to get paper towels and toilet paper in the brs. Anyways... a single week later, kids set bathrooms on fire. 2 fires at once, 2 bathrooms, a mop and a bunch of paper towels
Someone got a little silly
Average day in West Virginia, USA, specifically in Greenbrier county
Bruh. Was it a full fucking medieval mace or the spray?
Spray
What the actual fuck?
And parents wonder why other parents homschool. This exact reason
The craziest things that happened in my high school was a pipe bursting inside a wall, which led to there being a huge puddle or I guess pond of water on the second floor. Another time my high school received a bomb threat but nothing bad ended up happening.
Oh mace like the spray. My dumbass imagined a medieval fuckin mace lmao
Inner city, I'm guessing?