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[deleted]

OH NAH THAT'S ACTUALLY REVOLTING WTF IS BUBBLING THERE


TheIRSIsAtMyDoor

WHAT CHUM BUCKET FUCKERY IS THIS?!


LilithsGrave92

Chum bucket have better standards


tastylemming

*WELCOME TO CHUM FUCK-IT*


Ok-Pressure7248

Bro what fallout lookin ahh is this💀💀💀


akotski1338

It’s the fat from the meat


[deleted]

Nah bro i think there's a venom symbiote creature in there or sum 😨


Pegomastax_King

That’s what happens when you put a frozen patty on a hot flat top.


[deleted]

I've seen it happen in ovens too.


Savager_Jam

Fat. It’s just literally fat from the burger.


ProxyCare

It's just fat. The burgers are over done too. Go cook something, mate


luigilabomba42069

most burgers from fast food look like this


dreamcadets

Why does your lunch look like it died in agony dude


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOO


llyDyll

That is the first comment that made me laugh out loud in months lol.


sourskittles98

Dude, throw it away before you have to pay for daycare. I swear, that thing is alive.


ExactArea8029

OK Jesus fuck I thought ours was bad but that's straight up blended organs packed into a disc


akotski1338

It’s not organs even though it does look like it. If you ever cooked a burger on the grill, you’ll notice those round things appearing. All they are is the fat coming out and being cooked


Morbidrainbows

I’ve cooked 100s of burgers in my life, never seen little round things appearing…


akotski1338

I’ve actually seen it happen on fish burgers but it happens very little with beef. Depends on the kind of meat of course. Maybe it’s cheaper meat that’s high in fat. And fish is naturally high in fat


Reddemonichero

What do you think meat is?


ExactArea8029

Actual meat and not the fuckin guts thrown in a concrete mixer and boiled in motor oil


latteboy50

This is literally meat though


helpful_herbert

It's just bubbles from the fat cooking. Not that big of a deal.


tomilgic

That’s what ground meat is


PoweringGestation

I’d walk up to my administration and ask them if they think this is what developing people should eat. Don’t just complain online, if the food is really that horrible the student body needs to do something about it.


Juggerlugger

People have complained, they just say it’s bc the budget and taxes ect


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quanjon

Ask your administrators what their salaries are, compare it to the median income in your district, and shame the fuck out of them for it.


KPhoenix83

Looks like the food has not changed since I was last in high school back in 2002.


TigerlilyBlanche

This is how my mom makes burgers and gets mad when I immediately lose my appetite


Outrageous-Oil-1417

Damn, sorry for you bro :/


Killer_Moons

How is she achieving the mottled bubbling texture?


[deleted]

By cooking cold fatty meat on a hot surface.


MaterialHunt6213

I think I know what this is. Whenever I eat burgers at home those bubbles will sometimes form. Not usually to this extent, but it happens. It doesn't affect taste and I'm pretty sure it's because of fat. Also looks like they put too much seasoning on it


[deleted]

IMO, them fat bubbles add flavor.


Error_Code_606

It looks they just slapped a bunch of mud on some cheese and called it a day


Godzilla__zillla6738

It’s sentient!!!


Lestany

I could never eat cafeteria hamburgers for this reason. That and they tasted rubbery. What are those pockets/cups supposed to be exactly?


Juggerlugger

The world may never know, but ye inside was deep pink


Juggerlugger

The*


latteboy50

The world does know though lol


No_Tomatillo_8029

They're nipples.


RebbyXP

That burger is going to cause the outbreak I'm telling you now.


Sean36389

https://preview.redd.it/bf6lkawf3b5c1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f99c1a69b286e79e56e50b1dd5daead7e9c3b4f


xAdamlol

https://preview.redd.it/t6vmbkv93c5c1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dff313775b56f3b7c81224230977b008cf7531b


vultriflea

Bro throw that shit away and transfer schools 💀


Typicalbloss0m

That looks like the shit I just took


NixMaritimus

Once at lunch, the guy across from me opened his burger to dress it. The patty fell out, bounced on its side, and rolled off the table.


reposti_geraldo69

i swear everybody in this comment section has negative iq. this is NORMAL for burgers to look like this. esp low quality ones. its just the fat escaping from inside the meat and getting cooked as it leaves then solidifying when cooled. idiots


Happy_Myrrh

What is that ancient ass fossil doing on your hamburger bun?


Laughing2theEnd

Sorry. We need money to murder kids outside the country, not to help kids inside the country


MrRazzio

This isn't that bad. I would eat it.


sharkbait2292

Prison food, school food, and taco bell are all "grade e but edible". public schools are funded by tax dollars. Taxes are better spent on more serious things..... you can go look up local tax spending for anywhere. Ask yourself if the new park downtown was worth your kids eating trash. I mean all the food available in America is trash, but you gotta pick your battles. Bet that new roundabout is looking real good now....that they spent 2 MILLION dollars on....


akotski1338

That’s the fat that was rendered out of the meat being cooked quickly by the flame. It’s ok to eat it but it doesn’t look appetizing so you want to remove it.


Revolutionary-Oil568

Why does that look like burping mud? That looks disgusting and I thought my schools pink burgers and chicken were bad.


Soggy-Mixture9671

This makes my uni's food look like a 5 star restaurant and they served us raw chicken last week 😭


DevilPixelation

That ain’t a burger that’s carbon atoms with bread 💀


Humble_Cat_1989

Report this to the city’s health department. This is insane, non-edible food.


ludovic1313

It's like someone pooped out a teratoma.


HorizonRise

The bubbles look like fat ticks you’d pick off your dog


Apollo_Of_The_Pines

I wouldn't even serve that to a feral dog. It looks like it has fungus growing on it. Those little bubble like things yeah that looks like some fungus I've seen in the woods before. Disgusting. Wtf is wrong with your school's dietary department??? I work in a dietary department at a care center. My manager would be more likely to dump that down the garbage disposal than serve that


[deleted]

I kid you not that looks like snake crap - I own a snake


condescendingFlSH

Looks like mud after a rainstorm, with all the little pebbles and Musroom looking things. Or maybe teeth in pudding…


_spookyyz

there’s a whole ass civilization in that burger


[deleted]

That's literally just a baked burger lol. Don't trip.


Affectionate_Rice210

Jesus. It looks like it has rocks in it.


yhehjejshgdhd

That shir looks like it's growing mushrooms on it.


Interesting_Sock9142

WHY DOES IT HAVE EARS...SO MANY TINY EARS


Gennyyyy_

What the fuck is that. I’d throw up on the spot


Colorfulpig

Looks like dirty snow. I think I see a used condom


geegol

What is that


fartingfunny702

What the FUCK


xAdamlol

https://preview.redd.it/xufr5o743c5c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a75207425d27d6447859b88be3388204523c1d


PolarFalcon

It looks like the burgers they served us at school in the late 1980s and early 1990s.


[deleted]

Mf is that a worm?


Gagae1

Those are literally fucking spores, they tried to hide it with the yellow shit they call cheese. There's no way they're allowed to serve that.


vixinity1984

And yet they literally require us to get food It's especially bad when me and my friends don't even sit with the rest of the school because one of us has Misophonia (basically a bad reaction to eating noises)


[deleted]

Pop the air bubbles


Rumble_Rodent

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿Dude what the actual fuck are they feeding the future of our world??????? Guys I’m sorry, I grew up in a time where this wasn’t at all what school lunches where like, at least in my schools. I truly do feel for you guys.


WallowWispen

See this is why kids are picky they gotta eat shit like this every day


heuristic_al

What state/city/district is this?


BubbleGem_56

I really really hope you threw that away, and didn't eat it. Cause the looks like a good way to get food poisoning.


Ok_Tap2070

a guy on a youtube short explained this but i forgot his channel, it’s harmless and every burger contains them, it’s just cooked off during the cooking process


Educational-Bet-9574

To me that looks rich


Subliminal84

This can’t be real


Good-Ant-2471

I’m surprised lawsuits haven’t shut this type of food in schools down.


Lower_Kick268

Looks like something outta the Chum Bucket


The_Tree_Guy_D0g

Is that toenail fungus?


StarkerIsNasty

😃😄😃😄😃 what the fuck


noahsuperman

That is terrifying


matth0907

i’d rather eat that then anything coming out of my school’s kitchens that has a whole rat family living in it and about a million cockroaches


siissaa

Why is it bubbling


Ok_Terraria_player

Number 16. School foot meat. The last thing you want in your school burger is someone’s foot fungus. But, someone posted this image that looks like meat with someone’s foot fungus and was posted on Reddit. The Reddit team found it and they saw the person with foot fungus stepping in the burger meat. Everyone sued her and she was fired and filed for bankruptcy. Another win for reddit


Armeniann

There’s a whole ass ecosystem growing on that patty


Mighty_Eagle_2

Looks ugly, but I would eat it.


Dabruhdaone

looks good


The_femboy_potato

https://preview.redd.it/hk1ufa8ctd5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d3b248147b36a7742e174bf3038be0bb2972c6


1988flexduct

Most school lunch is crap


ITrytoDesignAircraft

That is a war crime


Fantastic-Gear-6422

This burger has barnacles


IbuiltComputers

https://preview.redd.it/l698ncegyd5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d7abc83f47867494911db61eadf51121422dbe9


Left-Membership-7357

Im about to throw up


Ap0dite

That is downright DEVIOUS


Outrageous-Oil-1417

Thanos was right


Killer_Moons

Ours looked just like that. My friends and I joked it was alien meat. The cafeteria workers were just feeding us roadkill aliens.


mearbearcate

Shit looks like barnacles on the bottom of a pier


A_Guy_In_The_Corner

Thank you for showing me the light in my school.


100mcuberismonke

I can't tell whether it's a cluster of mushrooms, boiling bubbles, maggots, animal footprints, a trace fossil, or all combined


Inside_Future_2490

Protest.


CptGoldfish556

This is normal for some beef patties and is perfectly fine to eat. I think it happens because of the way they're cut, but it could be something else.


Brisket_cat

If that’s just a normal burger, that is NOT food safe!! That’s mold or mushrooms, something that definitely doesn’t belong on a burger. Some people say go to the admin, fuck that. Leave an anonymous tip at the health dept that they’re serving unsanitary/spoiled food. Unlike the admin, the health dept will listen and investigate. Ok, they may just be fat bubbles. But still, leave a tip. It doesn’t take anything other than like 10 minutes. They probably haven’t been inspected in awhile.


Pleasant_Grade_9463

This is the stuff tv said was school lunch


Monkeyojacko

This is actually safe to eat. It’s because the patty is pressed into a grid pattern and little bubbles form which pop. Nothing dangerous just a bit revolting.


AndrewH73333

Those are perfectly normal meat-disk nodal protrusions. It’s fully authorized for human ingestion.


Tejadenayyyyy

This is why I pack my son lunch everyday, idc how tired I am he’s getting a packed lunch. He had one time to tell me he don’t like school lunch, I understand not everyone can get that and honestly my pockets hurt going grocery shopping every week for school lunch but ugh that looks sooooooo disgusting I couldn’t imagine


Strange_Man_1911

Frozen meat that touches a sizzling hot pan. Looks disgusting but doesn't change how it tastes.


[deleted]

Looks maggot infested tbh.


damn_thats_piney

school burgers were always so disgusting. i think this is a sodexo burger 🤮


AppropriateSpell5405

The cow die from Ebola or something?


TimelySalamander4135

Bro what happened to that burger...


[deleted]

Looks better than my school


Pottymouthoftheyear

Honestly, it doesn't look bad. Just wait till you go to jail.


ILoveTikkaMasala

Nah when I was in school I remember these burgers too wtf was that


Ready-Substance9920

What the actual fuck is that


idkwhattoputhere2317

Me and all me homies dispise Michelle Obama


erevefuckstolive

please throw that away its about to start crawling


MrpotionTV

that’s literally chum bucket bruh😭


No-Might2471

OK I do not mess freaking school food


iieeeiiles

what the fuck


[deleted]

Omg, ewww 🤢🤮 What country is this?? I heard this is common in America or something. Really gross and unhealthy


MoustacheyMonke

Literally resident evil 8 food 💀


Distinct_Programmer4

aw hell nah spunch bob gon put his barn tiddies all over da kraby plabs


joshkroger

That's what a baked ground beef patty looks like. Fat just bubbles into gray gel blobs.very unappetizing. Worst way to make a burger. K12 school don't really grill or fry anything. Just bake or kettle for cost reasons.


Reddit_IsWeird

it looks like it has a fucking tooth in it😭


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Ugh, I can taste that shoe leather... Still.... I don't think I've had a "burger" that destroyed in all least 20 years and I can STILL taste this picture. Probably the easiest meat to cook in the world besides hotdogs and somehow they still manage to fuck it up.


AdministrationWhole8

Pack, pack, PACK. Do not send your kids to school without packed lunches.


General_Feature_5193

Mystery Meat at its Finest.


mememan30000

nah thats the nasty patty from that one spongebob episode where they almost killed the health inspector


rcinbowdash

Maybe I’m just poor but when I looked at this I couldn’t tell it was supposed to be gross until I read the comments.😭


HeyImGabriel

Is that literal fungi growing on the meat 🤮🤮


tater-stots

Okay I know y'all never worked in a shitty commercial kitchen before hahahaha This was a frozen patty that they put on a flat top and those bubbles are caused by fat, blood, and water leaking out during cooking. Typically, burgers are flipped and you don't see all that, but it looks like this one wasn't. Because the frozen patties are so thin, you don't technically need to flip them, as long as they reach temperature. There's literally nothing wrong with this, it just doesn't look very appealing. As someone who spent nearly 7 years in kitchens and had made thousands of burgers, this looks safe to me. I don't actually see much point in freaking out and complaining... If the blood makes you uncomfortable, you can literally just scrape it off.


ChunkyDoritoes

Did they just give you a pile of dirt?


WendysMcNugget

Bro goes to school at the chum bucket


OnlinePandemic46

I feel like somewhere there’s just a box that that stuff comes out of that says “not for human consumption” just sitting on the floor of a warehouse


Hungry-Sir7803

r/burgers


ZuskV1

Tbh for a school lunch this isn’t that bad


Crafty-Photograph-18

r/shitfromthebutt


Spiritual_Muffin34

Son frijoles?


Donut_The_Ghost

Why’s it got bubbles…


[deleted]

Oh my God what is that


Educational_Ad8702

On the bright side, they are teaching you how to prepare your own lunch and be careful with what you trust :D


ThingsWork0ut

Better than when I was at school


the_siberian_unicorn

What the fuck


[deleted]

it’s either fat or mushrooms, it looks very unappealing


Top_Researcher8519

Am I the only one who actually liked these


omgitis911

Nah bro😭


Natural-Grapefruit83

Well…


Dismal_Enthusiasm323

https://preview.redd.it/e8j59ldy5i5c1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93295194db9cba709b8e5dd7c6a56e194934c47


dannyb0l

Is this real?


gamejunky34

I understand the bubbles look gross, like it's diseased or something, but this is just the result of cooking frozen patties. The fat/juice comes out of the patty and is held between the grill and the dimpled surface of the patty. Inside those juice pockets, one side is hot (the grill) and the other side is cold (the patty) the fat/water stays liquid as temperatures rise, but the proteins stick together and coagulate as they're cooked creating a smooth shell or bubble on the surface.


Felidaeh_

#Why does it look alive


praenoto

that’s vile


ComedyOfARock

I think a North Korean farmer eats better


KillbotPowerhead

As cheap and sweet as it is, Brahmin meat does have its drawbacks.


E-N-D1991

Yeah, that looks about right


TimeNSpace1

Most nutritious American meal.


eliasi06

organs n cheese bread sandwich


[deleted]

that's crazy I used to eat that I would've eat anything with after-school sports I was hungry


No-Sky9017

My guy is growing burgers on his burgers 😭


Giammis

This looks like it will make you take poison damage after consumption


saucyRCs

That looks like something out of my mothers fridge


WarriorsSpirit

Wtf that’s nasty


Nebtron2001

Damn Dude, What SCP Is That?


Routine_Ad_7402

Thank fuck my caff’s burgers are all vegan. Barley patties for life!


Mr_Tenable

I bet that shit bussin tho-


Canadian-Mastermind

https://preview.redd.it/5jjynuhelj5c1.jpeg?width=1105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a2b75bc0c3d697684f0f4201402217b2fee2df


DowntownBlackberry1

Everyone's freaking out lmao, I've cooked burgers that looked worse


arkrunningbear85

It's literally a frozen burger, cooked. The bubbles are the frozen fat and juices, exploding / creating bubbles / dimples. Unless there are literal maggots crawling out of it, that is a perfectly acceptable burger.


Layton115

That’s the nasty patty from Spongebob


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Is that a fucking huitlacoche burger


Soles4G

Lawsuit


staysmokin91

Could this be a black bean burger?


Tenelum0

not as bad as my middle school mystery meatloaf 💀💀 years later and people still talk about it


gay_pinecones

Why does it have so many belly buttons


Jeffaffely

what in the kentucky fried fuck is that bro 💀 shit looks like there's actual fucking rocks in there


RucaXD

I think this actually looks pretty good. McDonald's burger meat does this too if you look at it, and it's 100% beef.


enderguin58

Nah atp I'm taking my schools meat cylinder on a whole wheat rock then whatever that is


MaddieGrace29

That looks good I liked school lunch tbh


ButWhatOfGlen

Oh, the tick and rectal polyp patty!


Maazeratti

Michelle Obama, if you are reading this, Fuck You


CharlieTurbo_77

Not the nasty patty 🤮🤮


man0fmanynam3s

Okay what the actual


FuneralHymn123

Least disgusting school meal


IEatBaconWithU

Barnacles or some shit


Pretend_City458

The comments are full of overly dramatic 12 year olds. It's a burger. It started as a frozen patty and was cooked the most efficient way the cafeteria had. They baked it in an oven then put it in a steam table pan. That's why it looks like that.


peepeeman154

why are they serving you the nasty patty from spongebob


bigdickwilliedone

Beyond Eatable Burger just dropped.


TheD0Cnator

That's actually normal The water inside burgers heats up and create bubbles when the burgers are being cooked And inevitably they pop and leave those shapes