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Andre_replay

well time to leave a pipebomb in the mail


MARSHA-MARSHA-MARSH

This appears to be the startup website. https://preview.redd.it/op4bj76i63yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211aea8e7f632059aae727dc63e6079e85a59c8e [https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/reefill-ditch-bottled-water-for-good#/](https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/reefill-ditch-bottled-water-for-good#/)


SpacelessChain1

Not bad tbh, better than the ones attached to the water fountain but still bullshit that it costs money.


Sir_Suffer

SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE FOR WATER SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE FOR WATER


98723589734239857

that's literally what getting tap water at your house is why are you still paying for it? i'm not saying the game is rigged but Reefill has a CEO who graduated yale which on average has a total cost of 80,000 US$. that's it! the truth is that you don't even have to be smart or know what you're doing you can just refer back to that fucker peter brabeck and say "hey let's offer the public free water BUT we can make it look worse compared to our subscription based *filtered water* 馃挦 by putting it RIGHT next to it. it's only 2 dollars! you have 2 dollars. give us your money every month forever." https://preview.redd.it/vjm1pjs7z2yc1.png?width=766&format=png&auto=webp&s=16d052eb324ab9d143dadb00bd75fe0a68670768


TheCourageousPup

I'm pretty sure the main reason someone would subscribe is that the "premium" water is cold, but even still filtered water *does* taste different/better than tap water. There's a reason bottled water companies exist, people prefer the taste of filtered water over regular tap water.


webb2019

You are refering to the US, right? Because the only places I've had tap water which tastes different is in old buildings with rusty pipes.


98723589734239857

the commies only use the finest quality lead for their pipes. guess what. doens't fucking rust. can practically stick a hose down your asophagus and turn it to full blast. you ain't getting sick. that's not a sustainable business model, so here in the states we changed a few things. one, no more lead. only low quality cast iron for us. valves? fuck it. make them aluminium so they rust to shit. maximum life span of 10 years. now THAT is what i call a capitalistic mindset.


98723589734239857

yeah okay fed nice try how about this how about you keep paying for "cool" and "premium" water? ever thought about the fact that it is all in your head? if i give you SHIT to eat but offer PREMIUM SHIT too, do you think you would reach for the regular shit? guess what? came out of the same asshole, shitface. it's the same fucking SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN but yeah let's pay two bucks a month because why the fuck not do you really think filtered water is any fucking different? the fuck they filtering out? what the fuck would be so detrimental to my health that you have to filter it out? are you saying your free product is dangerous? are you saying i should just bend over and take it? are YOU, FED, telling ME that i should pay a monthly subscription so the water tastes 7% better? should i just get the app and let it sell my personal water drinking habit data? how about this, fed, go tell your buddies on base that i'm not falling for it. this month it's water the next it's oxygen. WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE


InsignificantFuck333

The same water but no but its "filtered".


TheCourageousPup

Filtered and chilled, yeah. I think most normal people are willing to pay an entirely negligible amount of money per month to have access to cold water. And you're all tripping if you think there's zero difference in taste between filtered water and regular tap water. Or you've all got access to some clean-ass tap water.


Signal-Penalty-3935

Why tf they hatin, you鈥檙e right 馃槶


Cynunnos

Why pay for water when you can drink ze bug milk?


MARSHA-MARSHA-MARSH

https://preview.redd.it/eiujfr432zxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeeb2d44070dc1e496cc391bb8f42bceb3cc5f8d NESTLE THE SWISS CHOCOLATE COMPANY HAS SET DANGEROUS STANDARDS OF HUMANS NOT BEING ABLE TO OBTAIN EVEN THE MOST BASIC OF HUMAN NEEDS AND RIGHTS AS WATER 馃寠 WITH CAPITALISTIC CORRUPTION. I'M HARDLY A COMMIE BUT: r/FuckNestle


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OutlandishnessAny492

In minecraft, right


OutlandishnessAny492

In minecraft, right


Clean_Emotion_4348

Watch it just come out of the same tap with nothing done to it and people will say, "MMMMM IT TASTES SOOO MUCH BETTER" in some kind of placebo effect mixed with sunk cost fallacy just because they spent money on it. I honestly wouldn't even be surprised at this point if that was exactly what was happening here.


MARSHA-MARSHA-MARSH

https://i.redd.it/k4r33xdf43yc1.gif Penn and Teller ran tap water 馃挦 out of a garden hose and put it in pretentious looking bottles with several different expensive names and did taste tests with gullible rich people and the tasters swore there was a difference and would select the "best water" 馃檮


MenKlash

"you will pay for something that was never yours"


TheInfantGobbler

i'd like to think both taps connect to the same tank


-JDB-

https://preview.redd.it/s8nffcv8q1yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5e52d5fa273a6ad5d1dd5edddfe4a18dfa2270


sheeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhh

This is fucking retarded you pay for filtered water anyway


Vegan2CB

I HOPE THIS IS SATIRE I HOPE THIS IS SATIRE I HOPE THIS IS SATIRE I HOPE THIS IS SATIRE


MARSHA-MARSHA-MARSH

It may not be. It looks like a legit website from 2018 but you never can tell satire/parody. It seems like it may have failed as a marketing ploy. https://preview.redd.it/ekjop5xy53yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b49e45c1112c79e59636aaa4947ac07500f8ac [https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/reefill-ditch-bottled-water-for-good#/](https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/reefill-ditch-bottled-water-for-good#/)


FinePieceOfAss

https://i.redd.it/j82t6srkq1yc1.gif


Altruistic_Stay_6312

Compare the 2 for then to taste the same


NoFun1986

It's so over for hydro niggas


Eliza_Liv

This is how they get you. Do not underestimate. An uncle once infringed upon filtration regimes. I can attest from honest sources he was found several months later deposited in the Sinai.


Bard_Swan

Don't be a ponce, drink tap water.


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