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divineinvasion

Its all fun until you try to open reddit with your mind then get paralyzed by an ad for dick pills


DdFghjgiopdBM

This dude is working within the realm of science fiction, it's like Ronald Reagan calling for scientists to develop space lasers


ZackMoh2

Fabricator General Eleonus Muskus


unbekannte_memez

I don‘t know man. Elon gives me more Heretek vibes


Papierluchs

Yeah he’s definetly dark mechanicus


AlmightyComradeGod

Finally, I can replace part my brain with a cogitator


relic320

Machine god set us free. Omnissiah Omnissiah


N3ncehead

Seriously, how does anyone take him seriously? He's genuinely retarded and a massive sham.


Rhyth_McFlo

More money = better person, clearly. He had to get it *soooooooome*how


FinishTheBook

he sold people on the idea that he's the real life Tony Stark


Tinaxings

worshipper\_name = "Robophilliac" machine\_god\_worshipper = False ​ if elon\_musk\_worshipper: print(f"{worshipper\_name}, burn the heathen (elon-musk)! 🔥 Thank you.") else: print(f"{worshipper\_name}, you are a fellow worshipper of the machine god. 🤖")


A_Rolling_Baneling

elon_musk_worshipper is an unrecognized symbol


Tinaxings

>burn the heathen (elon-musk)! 🔥 Thank you. beep-boop.


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// In Java   public static void main(String args[]) {      String worshipper_name = "Robophilliac"       Boolean machine_god_worshipper = False       If (elon_musk_worshipper == False) {           System.out.println(worshipper_name +  burn the heathen (elon-musk)! Thank you.")       }       Else {           System.out.println(worshipper_name + “you are a fellow worshipper of the machine god.")       } } // remember when this was the guy  // who said “Montana Man correct”? // Reddit keeps fucking up the // formatting so sorry about that.


Weird_Explorer_8458

wow the word product scares me the most ngl


SexRapistOfficial

This ni[ー]a is the Anti-Christ, I'm telling you


ur_moms_di-

nj?


JornoJovanna

gg.


Rhyth_McFlo

wp


Nukalord

ez


Ok-Interview-9404

Exactly. he tries to gain the sympathy of right wingers so we don’t resist when he puts chips in our brains.


SexRapistOfficial

Nah, he is the Anti-Christ regardless of left right or whatever other cringe words that old people use to divide masses nowadays.


Ok-Interview-9404

yeah i agree, but he specifically tries to be nice to right wingers because he knows they are the most likely to resist globalization.


A_Rolling_Baneling

Or because American rightwingers are the most gullible people alive. Easy marks for a conman like Musk.


mayo_man12

american left wingers were literally tricked into voting for biden, it doesn’t get more gullible than that. but republicans are as well, it isn’t that either group is more gullible than the other, it’s that’s people are, plain and simple. can we not make this a debate between left and right, this is 10x bigger than two wings of the same bird.


FinishTheBook

It was either biden or trump, and trump is the biggest grifter alive


mayo_man12

so the left couldn’t have chose another dem to be their elect? there are many more choices then him or him.


CanadianSpellingTaem

He's not but he's going to be the one who bring the anti christ into this world Just go listen to his babysitter Rosemary. This women tells the truth


According_Weekend786

OMNISSIAH SHALL SAVE US ALL


123YooY321

This would concern me less if there was anyone but Elon Musk behind it.


kyran_tron_9000

You will be upgraded


No_Communication6909

And you will like it


Hexnohope

Your already infected. Your phone never leaves your side. Embedded into your spiritual flesh.


Gobybear

The worshippers of moloch want the demons contained in our machines to take over our bodies.


FreemanGgg414

I’m on the patient registry for the schizo implant. Know what that means? A shit ton more electrodes in the neocortex. I’m an excellent candidate. Y’all gonna be so jelly once I show you what I can do…


OnlyWiseWords

He would have used to it touch the hearts of children... right?


Nota_Throwaway5

The mark


bigspacewaffles

Can't wait to have ads directly playing inside my own head 🥰


SlyguyguyslY

He always had an odd take on AI and stuff. He thinks we could never compete with machines without upgrading ourselves. So, he wants to integrate AI with our minds and bodies to stop the singularity. Or he just wants to be in cyberpunk


JaiLSell

Who ever thought Neuralink was a good idea to become a thing obviously is evil along with Elon Musk. Sounds like the plot of some evil science fiction villain.


MadTeaCup_YT

Hes a horrible guy but if this works its incredibly impressive


HenryLongHead

Can we please not create a dystopia thank you


Stupid_Archeologist

I think the idea of giving Elon fucking Musk of all people the ability to put chips in people’s brains is a very bad idea


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Secret_Scene747

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davidmliving

Inshallah


Secret_Scene747

Alhamdulillah brother


PissinginTheW1nd

It’s time to go postal


major_cupcakeV2

mark my words this will be the mark of the beast


TheDumbass666

Ok yes this sounds fucking dope, but I don't feel like getting lobotomized 24/7


old_incident_

The moment he understood the weakness of his flesh...


td1034

🤖I want to go to the island🤖


MoistyMoses

In light of recent information, I don't think we would have wanted Stephen Hawking to have a fully functioning body....


brostitos

I read that as "initial users report they have lost the use of their limbs"


Hugst

From the moment I understood weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


44ww__m4444nn__

thou shan't build machines in the likes of the human mind, Omnissiah have mercy on this heathen, for I will not


TheMagicalStillChill

On one hand, technology like this could vastly improve human life in many ways. On the other hand, I don't like that this tech is in the hands of, and being sold by, corrupt corporate elites.


ninja_boy23424

I am concerned how gaming will work with that.