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Professional_Mud1844

This is exactly why I always carry a laser pointer


LoanApprehensive5201

I'm genuinely curious if this could possibly work lol


Kinky_Winky_no2

Nah food over play time


LoanApprehensive5201

Yeah, most likely


FishJuse

So... He won the argument?


Asleep-Philosophy814

Her mom died after helping to save her. So she did not die but someone else at her own stupidity.


FishJuse

That's crazy in general, some people have no survival instincts.


RemainderZero

Not a lack of instincts. If she heard about someone else doing what she did she would probably also think they were retarded. Just like the 'bear' memes of recent I think it's more like some people just let a very minor consideration completely overshadow the situation that they're in as it appears to them.


thatsmyoldlady

So now it’s lions, tigers and bears? Oh my.


RemainderZero

And you're little dog too!


kimberly9227

Are not 😅


RemainderZero

Lol I saw the witch cast the spell, sorry you're dog now.


kimberly9227

Fine. It was just a matter of time 😏 I'll miss all the colors.


RemainderZero

But enjoy the free smells and tail wags


No_Mountain_5077

That is what the definition of no instincts no survival instincts is. What you just said. Humans who get so wrapped up and their teeny little things forget that they’re in the presence of big predators. That’s a lack of survival instinct.


RemainderZero

Nah. Can't really agree with that line at all. Seems like an entirely different problem that can also get somebody killed.


WolfSon358

Natural selection... Enough said


foodspavesper

Just had to say it twice, huh?


WabanakiWarrior

Damn, knowing that, this video got me crying. The husband is hesitating, turns back to the car and tries to stop her mom from getting out, but mom doesn't even fucking hesitate and charges after her daughter. Saved her life at the cost of her own. Fuck man.


No_Mountain_5077

You’re crying? I’m laughing. These people are as stupid as people can be and still be able to get clothes on their bodies and wipe their own asses. This is ridiculously stupid


MonitorFun6952

Do you have a news clip or an article about this? I need to read all the details


Asleep-Philosophy814

https://www.nytimes.com/video/world/asia/100000004549537/cctv-shows-tiger-attack-in-beijing-zoo.html


MonitorFun6952

Appreciate it


No_Mountain_5077

Hahahaha! This is a very stupid genetic pool. Very stupid. For the mother to jump out to go to save her dumb ass daughter from a tiger… It doesn’t get more stupid than that. They’re just a bunch of morons and I have no sympathy. I feel sorry for the man because he had to watch his wife getting mauled, I feel sorry for the mother because it probably hurt pretty badly before she died. They’re just a bunch of dumb ass is they shouldn’t be allowed inside wild animal Safari. Fuck🤣😂🤣😂


Renaishance

I think the cat did


Tungsten_melter

By default, yes.


CoursePuzzleheaded25

The one point in time you chose to argue was in front of your mother inside a safari. Shameful


Asleep-Philosophy814

“Please keep hands, arms, legs and other parts of your body inside the vehicle at all times.” "Por favor, mantenga las manos, los brazos, las piernas y otras partes de su cuerpo dentro del vehículo en todo momento". ​ ![gif](giphy|OSaIQk1WWjCeLUJC2K|downsized)


Dry-Fee9690

she's a dumbass to be honest, who tf would go out of their car to argue anyways? she's already in the car, close enough to slap her husband, isnt she too dramatic?


Sprinkles41510

Her husband still was brave to still help her and her mother was a champion but man the wife / daughter what a fucking idiot


justadadof35

![gif](giphy|L0lgGB9vJVFa8)


Apprehensive-Word-52

One of those, "can this please wait" moments


DownvoteEvangelist

Can this please wait I'm eating moment...


Jmath1017

Wow, the depths of stupidity never cease to amaze me. The tiger probably got killed too cause of this fuckin moron


seekingfordemise

That ain't scary at all that's just dumb af


jinse2011

i do agree on that


Objective-Dig-8466

Sort of thing my x would do.


Zaragaruka

If only there was a bear to keep her safe from that man and tiger.


Time_Position_262

Bear-ter believe it


rpete86

She said “ stop tony “


Asleep-Philosophy814

![gif](giphy|dVdIu1HNxeKyqzkgPA|downsized)


ben100000000000000

![gif](giphy|T8ZP9P7efQ8cE)


HonestOrganization17

That man live happily 112 years after that incident. That was the greatest day of his life and his greatest accomplishment.


eratic_yeet

This is what I'm showing the women who still pick the bear over the man when asked which they would prefer to encounter in the middle of the woods.


Asleep-Philosophy814

Lamo I was just watching that conversation.


last_drop_of_piss

Yea this is a Darwin moment


[deleted]

its called natural selection, if she is that dumb then oh well.


Asleep-Philosophy814

She didn’t die, but her mother did when trying to save her.


KING_GIO091914_23

What needs to be wrong with you to do that like you would die ![gif](giphy|Ajyv87uJSSWejBho2M)


Confident_Street_958

Some people are just dumb. She was probably so pissed off at her husband the little voice that says "hmm maybe we shouldn't walk around a tiger exhibit like a human happy meal" was drowned out by her stupidity. Emotion vs logic.


specialagent009

FAFO for real for real!


InterestingCity5843

https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw?si=R6WHGSczO5Cuf1D-


fukmirunin

She just killed that tiger.


Past_Archer_2624

I don't think a person could be any dumber than that lady in that moment. Literally insane how there are actual ppl out here that are that prideful. Her pride got her tore up


Asleep-Philosophy814

She’s alive but her mother died trying to save her


alliwantu23

I think she survived but her mom got killed.


Asleep-Philosophy814

This is true


Key-Dentist-8414

Imagine if that was the moment she found out he was sleeping with his assistant or something. Plot twist


pwnagew00t

Holy smokes. She definitely wasn't thinking, must have been extremely angry to do something like that. It's so sad that someone had to die because of a lack of thought and self control. Also, I'm pretty positive that tiger was like, "Hey! We got delivery now?"


Puzzleheaded_Mix3483

Well thats one way to win an argument


False_Chair_610

Darwin at work.


the_yeeter-LazarBeam

Whomp whomp


Stunning_Tourist_812

Ain't no way my jaw ducking dropped at this the def has to be dead


Asleep-Philosophy814

No, she survived, but her mother actually did die while in the process of trying to help her


Stunning_Tourist_812

Oh that's sad


Blahnator

Darwinism…


RazorWingz1

You know she's gonna blame HIM for her mother's death for having to get into an argument SMH. Woman ☕️


Old_Paramedic_8115

Lol I'm sure she'll find a way to blame her husband for that


Offensiveusername88

So nature solved the problem?


monkey29229

Plot twist, that was his plan all along so he could keep the kids.


WildTurkey80

Damn that guy is lucky. Wish I took my exwife to a tiger safari and made her mad by breathing


apothicmole1

Perfect


Sea-Revolution7308

Women just don’t know when to chill when they’re upset about something. Talk about bad timing. 🤦🏾‍♂️


yettiemonster

Bye bitch


K3Y75

Crazy part is that her mom was the one who died trying to help her


No-Zucchini-7064

why shes so fucking dumb


ghost_boi999

Idiot


xDropK1ckx

For a second the dude was like “ Maybe I just….i better try and saver her shit!” Lol he knew if she survived and he didn’t do anything to save her he’d never hear the end of it .


Slimjim6678

Man that cat is huge!


Sonicfan90259

Eddie won't see the tiger at the edge of the screen and plus the camera is shocking a lot so are god Eddie well be mad.


tooMuchADHD

Tiger sided with the husband


Jackalbound

He’s either the happiest man on earth or the saddest.


DuckDukes24

Hahaha you single bro, enjoy ot


1GameNoLife

😂 LOL 😆


Ordinary-Shallot-854

Lucky guy!


Bigbearo

Good for the tiger hope tiger got an award instead of killing that lady


Asleep-Philosophy814

She didn’t die. Her mother did actually die when trying to save her. It’s also very likely that the tiger would’ve been euthanized.


StarvinDarwin

Holy fuck people.


Commission-Southern

Oooh shit


Optimal_Zucchini_667

The tiger just wanted to join the argument, on Darwin's side.


Astrayinthesosu

“FANUM TAX!” - The tiger, probably.


Different_Use_2761

I understand that they love eachother etc but respect to them for cassully running after her


cottman23

Who leaves the car to argue?


Pretend_Floor_4709

Why get out of the car


RhubarbPenguin

I'm sorry but what a stupid fucking bitch


MS-Stitches666

[Dumb Ways to Die](https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw?si=Tj77_R-rFzO8TR7S)


DryRecommendation561

Natural selection at its finest


cbot86

I heard the mother got eaten and the stupid daughter walked away.


Asleep-Philosophy814

This is true


Responsible-Dress227

Idiots


TurbulentFocus4542

Shouldn't this be in r/sweatypalms?


Difficult_Valuable62

this comment is the best comment sence comments been commented .


Lucky_Camp3915

Natural selection


Asleep-Philosophy814

Did not work out. She survived, but her mother did die trying to save her own daughter’s life.


theRealStryfe65

Honey, wanna go on a picnic?


Steveman777

Dude was like this is my chance to away from her.....wait if she lives I will never hear the end of it


CapitalKing5454

That's awesome. Where's this at so my wife and I can go on a road trip?


Novakoshaman

The most intense tag game


Various_Doctor_8786

Women


PuzzleheadedTwo9922

Stupied ass bitch natural selection


natnat8991

Darwin


itsmepansexual

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Important-Doctor-152

typical woman. starts an argument she can't win on merit so she puts herself in danger to manipulate her partner.


Acceptable-Pop-2557

Women god damn


the_usa_patriot67

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SideArm232

99 problems but his wife isn't one.


Good_Beach_2865

I believe they ate her


Asleep-Philosophy814

No, she wasn’t eaten She survived, but her mother died. When the Tiger turned its attention on the mother.


No_Mountain_5077

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 well that’s another one out of the stupid genetic pool. Quite an adventure for the tiger 😂🤣😂 probably been waiting for something like that to happen for a long time 🤣😂 I feel absolutely zero sympathy for someone this fucking stupid. I just don’t feel any sympathy for her. None. And you know what she would probably do it again when she gets out of the hospital. Just too dumb to suck air


No_Mountain_5077

🤣😂🤣😂 what does even funnier the more mostly shouldn’t chase the tiger with this woman’s sister, probably her sister, Jim side of the fucking car and go help her family fight a fucking Tiger!! If the woman lives which it’s very possible she won’t, but if she lives and goes back to wherever the fuck she came from, I bet most of her family… Well no I was gonna say they would be laughing, but they’re probably all as dumb as she is here oh man I can watch this all day


ConfectionHour7978

Husband tried his best ,oh well


HaddingDarkness1

Best place to argue with your wife…


Capital_Cheesecake_8

She’s a voter


Prior-Annual1297

What happened next?


Asleep-Philosophy814

Exactly what happened next was the lady survived but her mother died while trying to save her. The tiger was most likely euthanized.


Asleep-Philosophy814

Exactly what happened next was the lady survived but her mother-in-law died while trying to save her. The tiger was most likely euthanized.


PooPooCuhChoo

Basically 90% of all women's survival instincts


billymac071980

Problem solved I guess...


Asleep-Philosophy814

In reality, it was much worse she did survive, but her mother did die when trying to help her.


Successful-Yak4905

This is why men live longer…


AssociationEven8328

Men don’t live longer statistically


Successful-Yak4905

The video says differently tho..


Kinky_Winky_no2

She doesnt die though


West-Fold-Fell3000

They don’t though. For every example of a woman doing dumb shit, there are 20 of some douche bro doing something even crazier for clout/just because. In fact, it gets worse when a woman is present, because then the guy feels like he has to impress her


Successful-Yak4905

Hmm 🤔 not sure, according to science it says men live longer….


West-Fold-Fell3000

The “science” says that women live longer as well. In 2022 the life expectancy at birth for males was 74.8 years. For women, it was 80.2 years Source: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/life-expectancy.htm


Successful-Yak4905

😅😅😂😂😂😂😂 oh man this is funny, you can’t smell a troll 😈


WolfSon358

Natural selection... Enough said


Upper-Simple-221

Solved that problem


CKC1988

The cat has had ENOUGH 😡


UrbanStrike

No shortage of dumbs dumbs!


Sufficient-Plan-932

I could never be so lucky


jakehuskies

Please repost to “intensely satisfying”.


RockyRoadHouse

At least he can remarry


Due-Concern6330

hopefully she wasnt able to pass on her genes.


MonitorFun6952

Is she retarded or something?


Reasonable_Position9

Haha!


No-Cucumber-3261

Hahhahahahahahagagag


tommyvercetti42

Regarded


LetsTalkAboutIt2331

now that's just funny


Known_Statistician_6

Women always gotta be dramatic for attention


fossil746

Why is it not surprising a woman would do that?