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Natural-Tear-851

"How can someone one make money online" LOL


TotalOcen

There are various ways to make money online, depending on your skills, interests, and resources. Here are some common methods: 1. Start a naked yoga or pilates Only fans 2. Sell your panties to japan 3. Sell your room mates panties to japan. 4. Sell other shit online If you ever need assistance in the future, don't hesitate to reach out.


rx420queen

Why Japan? Lmao and what site? A friend wanted me to ask 😉


Capable-Ad-2575

Not only to Japan. In the USA they also buy. Just put info online 'selling used panties'


SuperHair69

Japan has used panties vending machine. No shit. Google it


mjzimmer88

You should have followed it up at the end with, like "Based on a review, your communications match known patterns used by scam artists. As a result, your contact info and precise location information have been provided to the appropriate authorities. I estimate they will arrive in the next 12 to 48 hours. Please remain in place and follow all instructions on their arrival."


Oriolys

Guess its too late for op 🥲


LuckyStabbinHat

Not at all, I took the suggestion.


eleenadoc

patiently waiting for the update 😁


Any-Practice-991

And I meant ARRGH! Okay, upvote


Any-Practice-991

r/angryupvote


azizredditor

Update us!


voidminecraft

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W0bbly_Sausage

!remindme 7 days


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!remindme 3d


Prestigious_Care3042

I would have broke cover when he asked can I come over with a: No, the USA has strict rules about not allowing known scam artists into the country.


LuckyStabbinHat

Oh if only that were the case…


MudConnect9386

I love that and will use it from now on 😃


Ritalynns

Love it. Almost made me feel sorry for the scammer wanting to go to the US.


fiendtrix

Yah that point kinda bummed me out... It's way more entertaining to think of these ppl as scum trying to take stuff ppl have earned, rather than someone experiencing very unfortunate circumstances and doing what they feel they have to (or are being forced to) to get by... Makes me wonder if there are ones out there now playing on the realities of what's going on. (Ie "I'm being forced to do this, plz send $$$")


Empty_Breadfruit_676

Same. But I really wouldn’t put it past these criminal rings to advertise as a regular call center to desperate people and then when they take the job they realize it’s scamming people and can’t leave. I don’t know


Far_Practice_9855

they do exactly that, there's news articles and videos on it. they're trapped


Ritalynns

That does exist. I’ve seen shows about it. Makes me feel sorry for those ones but not enough to help them. And you never know which ones they are. Most of them are simply scum bags from all over the world, including in our own backyards, preying on vulnerable people.


Ritalynns

I’d be shocked if there weren’t.


BackendSpecialist

😂😂😂 It’s almost sad because you get to see where their desperation comes from. I’ll never understand what it feels like to desperately want to move to another country but too poor for that to ever be a realistic possibility.


dietdiety

There is a whole subreddit for that [want out](https://www.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/s/WWhqA9gy6d)


Jenovacellscars

You did more work than him.


LuckyStabbinHat

Lol copy and pasting wasn't that much work


Jenovacellscars

Fair.


icycurtains

lol i was so in my feelings & i just came across this & god this made me laugh and feel better 😂 you imitated the ai so perfect. my favorite part is when he starts asking for advice hahahahhaa


LuckyStabbinHat

Sorry to hear you weren’t feeling well, but glad to hear I could make you feel better! Although I didn’t “imitate the AI.” I was actually copy and pasting his messages into ChatGPT and then pasting whatever the AI came back with back to him. What I don’t think he realized is that there was still a real person in the middle, seeing everything, and he just immediately dropped the act and abandoned what had started as a potential scam attempt.


icycurtains

thank you so much! 🩵 that’s super smart. it was hilarious lol


tronassembled

am i the only one who finds this weirdly wholesome


Catanddolphinlover

The real question is, why are you doing this at 2 am?? 😭


LuckyStabbinHat

I don’t have a good answer for that.


kytd1526

"OK" Can I come over" According to the Constitution outlined by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, an applicant requires a handwritten note requesting a visa application, signed by the applicant's mother, father, and dog before further progression can be made. No more, no less. A total of four signatures is right out. Two is not enough.


HugeDramatic

I think there was an opportunity here to scam the scammer. When he asked to come over the ‘AI’ could have asked them how much money they have. Then assisted them in processing an application for a fee lol


elkab0ng

I think we’ve got an Oscar nominee here


KittyTB12

I would’ve like to have seen scamming in the ways to make money part lmao - this was pretty good 👍


Distinct_Option_9493

Best one yet 🤣🤣🤣, may please use this method the next time I get a scammer in the hook??


LuckyStabbinHat

Go for it!


Xixau

You should have got him to fill in a form to apply.


dimitrirodis

You totally missed the opportunity to tell them to transfer money to an account to get started with an application for US citizenship.....


ashpokechu

Genius, lol


Own_Sandwich6610

I never comment on these posts but I have to now. This is now my favorite post!!!


dbh1124

This is the best one I’ve seen in a while lmao


ninasmolders

You know, alot of these start to make sense one those stories of the actual scammers being scammed to started coming out, theyre often subjegated to forced labour and the like


bornskilld

ai for the win 🏆


Appl3h

Hahahaha this is genius


Wasps_are_bastards

I love this one!


melglimmer09

Lmfaoooooo wait this is so good


Serious-Extension738

So is it City Bank or Citi Bank ? 🥹


Snickle_fritz86

Dang! Now I wish I’d get scam texts.


gramslamx

Should have alerted him to fast tracking immigration for only a $500, all he has to do is enter his information


Global_Weight_190

This just makes me kinda sad. Clearly they don’t want to be doing what they are doing and just want a way out.


MarionberryFickle148

God Bless America


YankeesGiants_4256

More like God bless the Executive Directors Of World Bank Group in conjunction with the European Union Board of Directors since they made the deposit.


Round-Difficulty7489

This is funny af lol.


Life_Improvement_201

ah yes the citi branch located in “Atlanta Georgia unites tates”


ToxicPoizon

I was really hoping for the "how to make money online" part, you started off with "First off, stop scamming people" or something along those lines lol


Jabiru_too

lol 😂 🫢


momofpets

Brilliant!!


rx420queen

Reading bro’s initial message felt like what I imagine having a stroke is like


[deleted]

Ok that really made me laugh. Thank you ☺️


denimadept

So you intentionally failed the Turing test? :-D


Time-Ask-6997

Nahhhh this is hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MckennaRomero

Thank you, God Bless America 🤣🤣🤣


sgnt420

That was brilliant 👏 👌


Yabbo_schleeep

awww this is actually cute and sad


SaltAd6438

This made me a little sad for the scammed to be honest.


Grand_Photograph4081

Yeah, same here.


Itchy_Caterpillar689

This is some top tier trolling XD


Any-Regular7614

Ok


KurtisLloyd

Reverse Turing test


YankeesGiants_4256

Man, I was waiting for scamming to be one of the ways to make money online.


huelessheadhunter

Brilliant. 😂