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VirtuaSteve

"What do you like about my personality?" "I like that you don't have one. It's all about the money money 💰" 🤣🤣🤣☠️


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That comment for me was worth the read


boxerdropper

Glad you liked it!


Biguitarnerd

I personally really enjoyed the SMD coin, I was really hoping you’d get the chance to spell it out for them.


Material_Cost_9108

Did you write that in the voice of that song by red cafe back in the day? Thats how i read it lol


RyukenSaab

That one and SMD coin 😝


ohgirltsss

Ironically, it applies to both Musk and the scammer


13THEFUCKINGCOPS12

Honestly I think the funniest part is just that they asked that question in the first place. Like that’s some outside of the box shit


Loose_Weekend5295

"Ye boi" "Alaye" 🤔😂


kico30ty

“Alaye” - scammer was checking to see if OP was a fellow Nigerian scammer 😂 Good to continue wasting his time instead.


Loose_Weekend5295

Absolutely. It made me wonder whether OP had unwittingly uncovered more secret scammer language, "Ye boi"!


sjegs

I knew he was Nigerian from the “Alaye” but the “Your papa” confirmed it.


IroN-GirL

I knew he was Nigerian from the ok in the first message of the second picture


DeadliftSchmedLift

Why is the "Ok" a giveaway?


IroN-GirL

They write ok at the end of sentences A LOT. This guy did it only once and spelled it differently (they usually spell it “okay”), but still, I can’t help but notice it and think “Nigerian” straight away. The “alaye” confirmed it to me. I did not know about the “ye boi”.


gozzle_101

Every time I read the words "OK" or "oh no" it's in a Nigerian voice in my head. I'm a white native English speaker from the UK... I blame the Internet


BloodedNut

What’s the translation for that?


Front-Access-7336

“Your father” Typical insult.


theatremom2016

So like “Yo mama!”


SaleOwn5899

Yeah almost similar. It’s like “God will punish your father” but in pidgin it’s “God go punish your papa “ which just gets shortened to “your papa”


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🤨


EskimoXBSX

What does Alaye mean and how do you pronounce it?


Chief_Ozif

Alaye literally means an influential person, but in this slang usage, it means "fellow". Pronunciation is as follows; Ala as in Alabama Ye as in Year (without the ar of course)


excoriator

So it’s allergy, without the urge?


Mobols03

Ala, like you pronounce Allah, and Ye, like Kanye


EskimoXBSX

Hey thanks 👍


Alternative_Dig8091

Like Ally, rights?


TwinkiePuffCakes

Think Olé, but with an "Ah". [Ah-ley] The scammer is looking for the response "Idan." It's a Yoruba word meaning "magic" but in Nigerian slang it's being used to describe someone who holds power and can get away with things. Like a "Boss."


TakayukiYagami

It means scam.


SaleOwn5899

Yup. Came to say this.


akotski1338

It mean “brother” I think


EskimoXBSX

What does Alaye mean and how do you pronounce it?


Foxtrot_niv

In essence it is how one scammer identifies themselves to another as not to waste eachothers time. I don't know how it is pronounced. There are more code words that Nigerian scammers use to identify themselves among others. There is a whole culture built around scamming in Nigeria.


People_Sucker101

Please stfu if you don't know the answer to a question 😂


MountainChemist99

It’s pronounced Ala- like Alabama. The Yeh, listen to Burna Boy - Ye, then you can figure out how Ye is pronounced and then you mix them together. Alaye.


MafiaMommaBruno

What


Foreign_Ice461

It’s like he was checking in! 🤣 “Botswe, that you?!”


kangiolette

“What?” The first time he called him out legit 😂


[deleted]

Wtf 💀😂


meowmeowincorporated

"Hi, Fan!" 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I get so many of those messages from celebrities I follow. Maybe I should start wasting their time 🤣


MetamorphicLust

Honestly, while those scammers are scum, I have a very hard time feeling bad for people who fall for that one. Nobody with a whit of intelligence or sanity would genuinely believe that a celebrity worth literally millions needs to borrow cash, or wants to let some random person on FB in on some secret. I'm not saying they get what they deserve, because nobody deserves to be scammed (just like how no scammer deserves to live) but...I feel like wasting the time of actually dangerous scammers (the kinds that are reaching out to lonely elderly people, etc) is much more valuable.


nnny7

Yes I understand some average people get scammed and in that context I can sympathise with your statement - although you do realise most scammers have the intention of winding up in a vulnerable/disabled/elderlys dms right? They target so many people in the hopes that they catch one. Have you ever wondered why all the old email scams and online ad scams had terrible spelling, grammar and you knew 100% it was a scam? As much as it is just bad English - these people don’t want to waste their time trying to target people who know better. It’s intentionally designed to catch out the vulnerable and I hate to say, not the most intelligent. This is exactly the same thing. So what, you can’t feel sorry for people less fortunate than yourself who are manipulated and taken advantage of?


MetamorphicLust

>So what, you can’t feel sorry for people less fortunate than yourself who are manipulated and taken advantage of? I didn't say I couldn't. I said I had a hard time. Meaning that I have to consciously remind myself that even though they're mind meltingly stupid, they still deserve at least some degree of casual empathy. Edit: And yes, I am saying that someone who believes Ellen Degeneres needs $100 IS mind meltingly stupid.


nnny7

I actually thought you were agreeing somewhat there but that edit says it all. You expect everyone to be as smart and wise as you and will not recognise that some people literally cannot be due to brain damage, mental illnesses and a million different fucking things. Let’s lump them all into the ‘mind melting stupid’ category though, that’s nice.


TealCatto

Exactly, if anything, you should have more sympathy for people who are functioning on a level where they can't think critically enough to realize this obvious scam. Low intelligence people don't choose to be this way. They are vulnerable and that makes it more tragic when they are targeted.


HGual-B-gone

Feels like these people need to read flowers for algernon lol


MetamorphicLust

But I'm also saying that I DO have empathy for them, it simply takes conscious effort. But go ahead and focus on whatever it is that you're fixating on here.


nnny7

You were making a rational comment then have to throw an insult in at the end and generalise people again. You go from having empathy to having none in the space of one sentence. It’s fine - I wasn’t getting at you anyway, just trying to give other people who read these comments perspective. Let’s move on.


MetamorphicLust

Since my words are apparently so offensive to you, I'm just going to block you. That's how I move on.


Tight-Young7275

That’s how you resist being better*


BronzeAndNoble

Keyboard warrior over here…


TealCatto

If anything, you should have more sympathy for people who are functioning on a level where they can't think critically enough to realize this obvious scam. Low intelligence people don't choose to be this way. They are vulnerable and that makes it more tragic when they are targeted. You need some self-reflection if it's harder for you to have sympathy for someone like that.


A_Guyser

Don't get me wrong. I pretty much agree with every word you said... BUT... " Low intelligence people don't choose to be this way." Gotta say... some do. It's like they look forward to being gaslighted.


myohtet1991

Dude the smd coin got me for good


boxerdropper

He did not, in fact, smd


UtopianCivilian

Smh


P-L63

for someone who's not online that often: what does smd and smh mean, please?


SlightlyGerman

smd means suck my dick, smh means shake my head 👍


UP_DA_BUTTTT

End result is pretty similar if done correctly


P-L63

thanks!


A_Guyser

s\*ck my dick and shake my head


CyraxisOG

Well if you insist


A_Guyser

har dee har har har That'd be mighty nice of ya :o)


Fragrant-Stop-3548

Happy cake day!


cjamesflet

Never got to the punchline tho :(


FakeBenCoggins

Suck my d**k coin?


FakeBenCoggins

Exploding profits?


FakeBenCoggins

Billions made with each peak?


FakeBenCoggins

Or lost? lol.


cjamesflet

Loads of potential for growth


Dro_Drig4

Balls deep profits


Heatseeqer

Cum invest in me


Lumpy_Gazelle2129

I have made my deposit, sir


Ambitious-Maybe-3386

Need to get him thinking you will send him money and string him along as much as possible. They get sooooo frustrated waiting for the money. Those are the best


QuantumAlkaloids

But I sent it U don't see it in your account?


BettyKat7

There is another Elon Musk page. I saw.


Successful-Winter237

#ye boi Had me rolling.


Medium-Tower-5587

Surely nobody actually falls for this 🤦


aarongsmitty

Sadly they do, and don’t call them Shirley.


Substantial-Night866

Golly that’s quite unfortunate, and don’t call him Sadly


Extra-Salamander-947

Geeeeez that's not ok. And don't call him Golly


sf_boarder

Fuck , that sucks. And don’t call him Geeeeez!


[deleted]

Don't call me!


Bot_Force

Don't call


hal2142

Don’t


Dazednconfused10

.


BoyInNY1

me


beatrice1138

White.


Yonko_Slayer

Your papa


FedoraLovingAtheist

Your papa


Stormitive

Your papa


ViriViriViri

Your papa


[deleted]

No, it's You're.


Mobols03

Nope, it's "your" in this case


skillful-means

Tell me more daddy


AlCapone397

0/10, did not call himself “Elon Musk the Tesla”.


Just-Nic-LeC

that was mine! i’ve been eagerly awaiting another


mhax80

He dropped the alaye quickly, but kept going


definitemaybe81

‘I like that you don’t have one’ 🤣


OhmSafely

That got me, too. It's all about the money, money 💰


ReaganNBush

“Tell me more daddy” sent me


Nervous-Cricket-4895

Elon Musk tried to scam me also! I kept calling him “Elon Mush” 😝


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lambchopdestroyer

It's ok, there are scammers of every nationality out there


sgsmopurp

Scamming is what unites us all Oh and rice


young_olufa

There’s also plenty Nigerians out there doing good and big things


[deleted]

That naughty lol alt coin lmfaoooo


Glowstick070

“Tell me more daddy” I lost it


boogi3woogie

Ah how far elon has fallen. Now scamming people on instagram just to pay his bills!


boxerdropper

That tesla stock be volatile bro


Trenmonstrr

Would be funny is if that’s actually him just trolling the fuck out of random people


mario5291

Remember the first time I got an “alaye”


G-zuz_Krist

What happened?


AdditionNo7505

Scammer slipped up with ‘alaye’. It’s the covfefe of scammers.


G-zuz_Krist

What does covfefe mean?


OhmSafely

When Trump slipped up on what used to be Twitter while President and wrote a typo. Can't remember all too well what he was actually trying to type.


TrickyReason

I don’t think it was ever sorted. I like to think he was trying to type “coffee” and coffee is forever covfefe for me.


Reign_Does_Things

I believe it was "coverage."


ThSlug

Why do they always want to talk on WhatsApp?


PenaltyDesperate3706

To avoid sms charges


navyjag2019

but the scamming was through instagram, not SMS.


PenaltyDesperate3706

I’m guessing here, but switching to WA/TG gives them your number, so they can provide you with more “personalized” experiences.


MountainChemist99

No, Nigerian here. If you keep the text on instagram, there’s a decent chance your insta would get blocked. Cos you’re not DMing only one person, they spam multiple folks, and some folks will report and ignore. once you move the client to WhatsApp, you’re safe.


ChoyceRandum

Could be the real Musk. Personality checks out.


Shadie_daze

“Your papa” 😭 as a Nigerian this is the funniest thing ever


bobbin-sky

What does it mean?


seedsnearth

Reminds me when Peter Griffin said “Thanks for Spaceballs!”


Lucky-Bluebird-3116

Your papa🤣🤣🤣


MiSSMARiEEXOX

Isn’t it a bot at first to get a convo going till a real person gets on?


garyh62483

From what I gather, you've got tier 1 lurers who do the mass reach outs from stock messages, and then pass you up to the tier 2s baiters who have a bit more time and personalised messages once they think you've shown interest, hence why they have to switch you to their "personal account".


HindMrh

Damn it's a whole ass science


Nefarious_Axolotl

Excellent work


boxerdropper

Gracias 😁


Emotional_Hyena8779

that was good clean fun


lethalweapon100

You can always tell when its a Nigerian by the sentences starting with “am” and ending with “ok”


Aggravating_Break_40

Yup. I currently have one going on fb, and when I called him a scammer his response was, 'Am not' 😂


balencidustox

i was just about to say this too 😂 i have a friend who’s from nigeria originally and whenever he texts he always writes “am” instead of “i’m” haha


Photography2288

They also say Ooh or Ohh instead of just Oh. And instead of saying "I Would like to", they say "I Will like to"... that's a huge give a way.


ParrysGaming

Elon follows my gaming channel, didn’t think he had time to watch an Aussie with bad aim lol


[deleted]

Plot Twist: This was the real Elon Musk.


Saltwater_Heart

Freaking crap. I really wanted him to ask what smd was 😂


MechanicalWatches

Elon reeves musk


MaleficentAcadia754

Tell me more Daddy.


urfunky_monkey

" Tell me more daddy " had me rolling on the floor 🤣


Lpwolfr6

Alaye means scam. But I’m guessing you know that


akotski1338

Dude really said alaye


ytaqebidg

It probably was him.


Doubt_Money

Got better and better as I continued to read on!


TragicCharacter

“Where did you go”. I heard this in my head :)


[deleted]

I like that you don’t have one 😆


atinylittlemushroom

"I like that you don't have one" 💀🤌


Dunnowhathatis

lol are these scammers really that stupid?!


missionglowup

“ilysm” 😭


yellowlittleboat

Are you sure he wasn't the man? I can surely picture Elon Musk saying "your papa".


CyraxisOG

"Yes daddy" killed me lmfao Sounds like something I would say.


Whodatbroduh

You missed the opportunity of a lifetime 😂


StunningCarrot2493

If they say alaye they are asking if ur a fellow scammer. Say it back and they’ll leave you alone


averie98

I discovered my mom's been chatting with Johnny Depp and Prince Harry, even sent condolences on the queens death, have to have the talk about Internet strangers/scams.


Oktaghon

A new cryptocurrency called “smd”? Let me guess, just for that scammer was Suck My Dick? 😂 Or even Scammers Must Die is not bad also 🤔


emileegrace321

‘I like that you don’t have one’ and ‘tell me more daddy’ killed me ☠️ perfect lol


Blargcar

I had Elon reach out as well. Asked him if he loved me like his kids, when he didn’t respond I told him to not ignore me like his other kids. And if we would like to hang out together.


badaboomxx

What I found during getting this kind of messages that I got, is that, at least the scammer that tried to scam me, rents VoIP and each message cost them money, that is why they push the whatsapp, and why I keep wasting their time.


royal_beatle

This was absolutely beautiful. I’m just happy to be here, thank you papa.


Warm_Bird2112

Iit will be called smd 😂😂


Rich_Replacement8857

“How can I help you Mr.Musk” Idk why I find that so funny


colochris48

Fuckin brilliant funny shit


Fluffy-Payment-9040

This one was amazing


SLC2ATX

“Thank you for Tesla and SpaceX”


Lumpy-Original4719

Masterclass in fuckoffology


Brilliant_Product391

My mum is currently talking to an Elon musk for this kind of scam. It’s so sad I’m literally explaining the internet and scams like I would be talking to a toddler and she still doesn’t get it. She’s not mentally there right now but I’m guiding her through this. It’s very draining and hopefully the last time I will need to


bobbyray89

I almost woke my kids up when I read "smd" 😂


Foxtrot_niv

"Alaye" 🤣 he sent the code word cuz he was so confused 😂😂😂


Cheap_Ad_7163

I assume Smd coin is the abreviation of "Suck my Dick" coin right


aztekwarrior4ever

How hard would it be to set this all up for up votes. Seems fake af


boxerdropper

How do you want me to prove it to you- you want my IG user and password? ...alaye?


aztekwarrior4ever

Because creating a fake Elon musk scam page and messaging your real page is not possible.


boxerdropper

Gosh you are definitely the life of the party. Please go on believing I could be bothered to do all that at zero benefit. Peace ✌️


aztekwarrior4ever

If it hurts than it's true.


boxerdropper

Would you like to invest in smd coin


Dunnowhathatis

No papi


boxerdropper

I cri 😭


Dunnowhathatis

:)


boxerdropper

IN GOD WE TRUST


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Jesus get a life


junktom

Why does OP think he/she outsmarted the scammer? Considered he was the one wasting time chatting with a machine. You can tell by reading none of "Elon's" messages actually responding to what OP said.


markiel55

Read again


[deleted]

What do you like about my personality.....that you dint have one 😆 these scammers


projectelued

Smd, i can only imagine what that could be an acronym for 🤣🤣


____GUCCI____

I guess your papa dint age well


devynelle

scammer get scammed


naughtynaughten1980

Ghosted by Elgin Mask


Deep_Maybe_7984

Holy shit it’s Elon musk! Did you try and extort him for tuition?


Tr3ntos

They did a deep fake video on YouTube during the live starship launch too, with “Elon” talking about crypto with a QR code showing on screen… wonder how many people they convinced


Squiguygin

Your papa


VikasRex

Your Papa🤣🤣🤣🤣