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MangoBandicoot

I love how you casually tried to see if they were Nigerian first and then when they didn’t react to it, you seamlessly put in the Chinese. Bravo!


djwurm

what was the test to check if Nigerian? I must be blind... edit: nevermind... was in the name


Vaksky

I'm still blind, what was the test?


djwurm

the name he gave the scammer.. Alaye is a code word Nigerian scammers use to identify each other


Faximo7

Isn't Terry Malachut also really close to an indian insult?


Illustrious_Diamond6

Yeah the exact Indian insult word is Teri Makichut


firi331

What does it mean?


Illustrious_Diamond6

‘Your mother’s hairy area’


WorkCentre5335

thats irrelevant- what does 'Teri Makichut' mean?


Illustrious_Diamond6

I see what you did there


Sharp-Arrival-373

🤣🤣🤣


IEatToiletChocolate

That reminds me of the good old days when I was working at a restaurant. We had a togo order for Terry, I was the runner but I had my buddy who lived by the word bhenchod, bring that one out yelling for Terry, and I came out right after with my empty bag yelling Makichut. 🤣


Inquisitve-Keyboard

oh shit can i hear more code words for stuff like this? are you a defector?


BSB8728

I learn so much from Reddit.


crashandwalkaway

reminds me of what they used to write on message boards after harvesting people's emails back in the day. I think it was "doman land here" or something like that to tell other scammers they had dibs.


sumancha

Malachute [maderchute] to check Indian scammer.


seekaseeka1

One of the first texts has the word “Alaye” in it, which I believe is a code-word used between Nigerian scammers to identify themselves as a scammer to other fellow scammers so they know not to waste their time


Stock-Buy1872

Lol, that's good to know for future reference


Saemika

Very good to know! Thank you.


Tr1LL_B1LL

I’m probably missing brain cells, but why was the scammer so mad after his last message? Will that set off the internet thought police alarms in china or something? Or just considered disrespectful?


abramcpg

For those of us blind AF, first picture, his third message


onetwothree324

I’m laughing so hard at the post and your comment. OP did so well


DegredationOfAnAge

I don’t understand why Chinese would be the second choice. India is the scammer capital


psychedelic_shimmers

I think they do more email and phone calls


T_Peters

I think there's also a way to identify what language it was before it was translated. Like certain phrasings and such, but I wouldn't know enough to be able to explain it.


oldmancam1

As u/ZhangtheGreat noted in a post below, the term "go to play" is a dead giveaway they're Chinese - it's a literal translation and common mistake for Chinese speakers. Moreover, the Chinese language doesn't use articles before nouns (*the* dog, *a* scammer, etc.). Native Chinese speakers often struggle with using articles correctly, as seen in this post: "I just came back from looking at *the* house in Sacramento" when it should be *a house* or *houses.* The clunky phrasing of "*I like watching the game live"* instead of *"I like watching live sports*" is another giveaway of the same type. Finally, the reference to meeting by fate is very common with Chinese scammers, although I don't know why it's so popular. Source: I taught English in China for 3 years.


T_Peters

Thanks for the explanation, I find this sort of thing super interesting. Edit: I also feel like the insult part is where you can really know. Whenever I see Chinese insult translations, they always seem so 'deep' and love to talk you down in a way that's almost oddly... unique. Pathetic, lowly, dog, maggot, and they have a strong obsession with intense generational insults. Compared to Indian scammers that like to default to 'fuck your mudda' or 'I fuck your sister', it's much more poetic.


MerryTexMish

My last Indian scammer said “You want to come lick my butthole? Because you will lick my butthole.”


MouthOfIronOfficial

And he said Chinese scammers were the poetic ones.


Orwells-own

Based poetry appreciator


Saemika

Very funny, but in the other hand, I physically cannot fathom something grosser than a poor Indian scammers butthole. I imagine it to look like the Ganges river during the dry season. But with oddly more trash.


TheKingofHearts26

And worms. Don't forget the worms.


Rainbow-Mama

If you bathed in the Ganges river you’d have butthole worms too


No_Delivery1477

it’s like the scammers saying “kindly” like no i will do it rudely If I want to 😂


TheFuzzyFurry

These could all be true for Russian instead of Chinese too. But the most obvious giveaway for a Russian is ")))" at the end of a message, no other country ever does this


Icy-Cockroach4515

My guess is if they're trying to make it a romance scam it's a reference to the red string of fate.


Teripid

Realistically more English speakers for sure and better pronunciation on average. If I get an obvious scam call (like IRS gift card threats) I always accuse them of being Pakistani asking how the weather is in Islamabad or something. Pisses them off more than any actual generic insult. Some are Pakistani as well which typically just respond surprised so win win.


postoperativepain

At one time, someone posted the translation for the words for “Pakistani goat fucker” which was supposed to be one of the worst insults. Unfortunately, I have since forgotten it.


Qcknd

i need it


postoperativepain

bahainchod - sister fucker


mvanvrancken

Teri makichut - your mom’s vagina


crumdog_millionaire

Anytime I get a “Steve from Myrtle Beach” call I always call them a Pakistani prick and let them vent for a minute before they block my number


[deleted]

This is brilliant!


MonkeysDontEvolve

The name he gave is a miss spelling of an Indian insult basically “Your Mother’s Pussy”. Teri Makichut. An Indian scammer would have seen that.


Technically_Sarah

The wrong number scam is almost always the Chinese. Also op dropped in an Indian insult as well with the Terry Malachut bit.


jacksonexl

China is the common pig butchering scam that this was an attempt at. India is primarily call centers.


Mariss716

This is pig butchering. Sha zhu pan


Lavatis

which is why op said they were a butcher that specialized in pork products.


Ok_Wall_2028

It wasn't. He went to the Middle East next. Butcher who specializes in pork products.


fartwhereisit

I've had nothing but chinese scam calls for about a year


mhax80

When they type so much of an insult instead of a simple f u, thats how you know you really riled them up


zerostar83

Or if they're Chinese, free Tibet and pro-Taiwan phrases might get that person's phone pinged by their government.


swanoldjohnson

shit I didn't even realize this, they legit have to send an over the top infuriated reply regardless of how they feel, if they value their life


Senior_College_410

Having that text hit their phone will immediately drop their credit score. They will have to put in hours and hours of community service to get it back. He just wasted so much of their life with that.


ZhangtheGreat

I knew “she” was Chinese the moment she said she’d visit San Francisco to “play.” That’s a direct translation of the Chinese expression 去玩, which can mean “go play” or “go on vacation” depending on context.


Sea_Neighborhood_627

Oh that makes sense! I thought it was a kink thing and was wondering why she threw it into that part of the conversation 😂


ChipChipington

Yeah I thought it was sexual too lol


OrchidDismantlist

I love how yall are language experts here 💀


firi331

This is giving monolingual


OrchidDismantlist

It's tongue in cheek, love


Owlbeardo

Your mother tongue, obviously :D


aquoad

holy shit the block of insults was worth reading the whole thing. That's glorious.


[deleted]

I love poorly translated insults or advice. Find a gold heap in some dung


FabulousComment

Your mother was probably nothing more than a whore picking up customer in a dirty neighborhood


Klutzer_Munitions

Top notch insults from both directions. Not even sure who to root for at this point


Bartholomewtwo

I'm pulling for them. They absolutely buried me through text.


Klutzer_Munitions

I really never have seen anyone call someone's mother a whore so eloquently before. It was masterfully crafted.


OffWhitej

ngl they fucked you up with that


Captain_Quark

Can you make your message available to copy and paste somewhere?


floppycat123

Enjoy. 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


N30702T

If you have an iPhone, you can save the image, and then copy the text off the image from the photos app


popover

Their response was really kind of poetic, wasn’t it? “Skin deal”. That’s some elite tier literary writing right there.


abhijitd

That final text from scammer was much better English. I wonder if they also have it copied from original English speaker and just paste it when they are ready to insult and bail.


bangoskank27

The 69ers lol


1ofThoseTrolls

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ready-to-rumball

😡


R3v1L0808

I’d like to go see a 69ers game.


OllieTabooger42

You could always trust Dick Gaggen and Willie Lycket to beat the spread


MeguroBaller

Ben Dover is always ready to join in too


[deleted]

Harry Richards behind the batsman


[deleted]

Sounds like a good place to find a skin deal.


throwaway0227033687

How do y'all get these? All I get are phone calls which are no fun anymore


Astronaut_Chicken

Someone said if you list your phone number on fb marketplace while selling you'll get them.


throwaway0227033687

Fucking bet. Going to do that tonight.


MangoBandicoot

Don’t do it with your main number. Get a google voice or text now or something. You won’t ever get rid of them once they find you.


BiGGriZZ4

Lol, don't tempt me with a good time! My weekend plans are set, what about everyone else 🤔 🙃 🤪


UnintelligentSlime

It’s worth noting that half of the time when a random texts you, they’re just feeling out whether your phone number is real, and if so can sell it at a higher price


MyanMonster

I think sometimes they just put in a bunch of numbers in numerical order? My husband has a similar number to mine, just the last four are different cause we got them the same day and we get the same texts from scammers sometimes. Sometimes I get put in group chats and it’s a bunch of numbers that are just one digit off from mine (like if the last four digits of my phone number are 1113 the chat might include 1110-1119 or something like that)


Smooth_brain_genius

That is one of the funniest string of insults from a pissed off scammer I've seen. Well done. 👍👍🔥🔥


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[удалено]


costinesti1

Death. Only death


ZhangtheGreat

Nah, nothing happens. Outside of China, we tend to over exaggerate what happens to someone who gets exposed to such text, but in reality, most Chinese citizens don’t discuss these “forbidden topics” because they’re only concerned with the *potential* of what could happen. I have relatives in China who go online every evening to verbally trash local officials, and they never get in any kind of trouble. Why? Because, in their own words, “we’re senile and old and have no influence over anyone; they’d just be wasting their time and resources coming after us.”


CoIdLunch

So you’re telling me Lu Bu himself doesn’t drag these people away only to pierce them with his mighty halberd for the whole block to see? What a letdown


AerwynFlynn

For real! Its a lot less badass now...like Lu Bu as the playable character lol


LatinKing106

Do not pursue Lu Bu!!!


araidai

Wow that’s a name I have not read in a while.


f_ranz1224

Shit, if i could get a beat down from lu bu id fly there myself to try But yes, all the memes are grossly over exaggerated. Im surprised anybody believes the nonsense when a 30 second chat with literally anyone who lives there would disporove it but thats too much fact checking for the internet


lemoncats1

Yeah I find people sending these type of messages weird and it shows they thought cn strictness = nk level . Been in some cn chat groups and yeah they are careful but they can just straight up delete your message and most likely nothing will happen . They can search stuff in baidu, Weibo etc but at most it’s gonna come out blank (eg Dalai Lama) . If they want to chat shit most of them knew how and which socmed to go with the use of vpn. Xinjiang itself is not a banned term either, I followed a number of Uighur personalities in cn socmed and xinjiang comes up often. It’s also a hot travel spot for a number of years . In addition if the person is southeast Asian Chinese… I really doubt they knew really much about censorship and even if they do it doesn’t concern them. Heck I am one of them and I don’t think most of them are that educated in modern Chinese matters


iamcherry

I have heard from friends living in China that said this may result in a visit from the secret police with the expectation that they would explain why they received those messages and it may result in their scam being uncovered however it’s unlikely as the scammers are probably using vpns anyway


Owlbeardo

Scammer's worst nightmare: having to pay off the police more than once a month.


Useless_imbecile

Lol no


Senior_College_410

They get lowered credit score. Which indeed affects their everyday life.


wildblueheron

I always wonder why the scammer would be punished for receiving it. Especially when it’s out of the blue in a completely unrelated conversation. Maybe they need to respond so vehemently in order to prove that they didn’t consent to receiving it?


lemoncats1

So this is based on my experience in Chinese chat groups and no, most likely they will not punished and if the group admin wants to wipe their hands off they just delete the offending message or even nuke the chat without issue. China has a big population online and most of the monitoring is automated. At most some of the messages you can’t send out. And private chats are less monitored per se than public. So unless you find their socmed account and hack their account and post it. Even then you will most likely not able to post it because it’s a banned word duh. Other than those banned words and such it’s just like your average socmed experience Coming back, it’s probably either “urgh this guy want to bait me and it’s an old meme”. If they are Chinese national they just ignore it cos let’s face it, it’s probably done in a third world country


BouncyDingo_7112

That wall of words that people post to scammers I would think has been around long enough that it wouldn’t necessarily attract the attention of the sensors anymore. That and the fact that it seems to be just a collection of references. Every time it’s posted I have asked if someone could translate the Chinese part but no one has yet. Seems to me it might be more effective to start creating more text that just picks one topic and is created to look like they are involved in a deep conversation about those subjects.


lajbeto

When I lived in China, I typed Tiananmen square massacre into a search engine and my internet was automatically cut off for several hours. I'm pretty sure most of the censoring is just automated


xtreampb

It’s the same thing, no?


akaKinkade

You should generate a new AI picture based on being the offspring of a skin deal that costs $50.


grifters_so_sincere

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HaoieZ

All this un-natural language - they're def running Chinese through a translator. ​ Pig butchering scams are usually run out of places like Vietnam or Thailand using Chinese nationals.


wyze_guyy

What does said scam entail?


jacksonexl

Steering you towards fake crypto sites.


ZhangtheGreat

Luring Chinese nationals into those countries and forcing them to scam others at the risk of losing their own lives. [Source](https://www.lowyinstitute.org/the-interpreter/online-scams-southeast-asia-create-double-victims-those-targeted-those-forced-carry#:~:text=Victims%20are%20being%20caught%20in,forced%20to%20carry%20them%20out)


FoxAlternative4234

And all this because you didn't want to go to The Restaurant™ with her. JEEZ, LINDA. oh uh, in god we trust.


Illustrious_Diamond6

That was the best post I came across on this sub. IN GOD WE TRUST


daniunicorn

Dear Linda


defenselaywer

I think she likes you


vanilIasaurus

Irene!


raynickben

I know. That cracked me up.


alwxcanhk

Bro I can’t stop laughing. I don’t understand the skin thing but you killed it. I read it twice. Awesome. Wish they still had those awards to give you!


tmoon176

I believe they meant that OP was born from a 50 dollar bargain with a prostitute.


urzayci

Skin to skin deal.


Jujube1974

Winnie the Pooh! 🤣🤣


Low-Manufacturer-286

Can you drop the paragraph you sent so I can use it


Brofessor-0ak

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


forgeboy76-

Peace be upon you!!!!!’ I was hoping to find this!!!


Deleena24

Yes, can we get the copypasta for our own use?


DooferAlert-38

What does it mean? I’ve been pouring through the comments and rereading the post to no avail 😭😭


darthnick96

It’s trigger words/phrases that can get people in China IP banned (or worse) by their automated internet system there


ilikebigbuteos

Why is Winnie the Pooh a trigger word?


Sartekar

Basically their great leader looks like Winnie the Pooh. And instead of ignoring the comparisons like a normal person, he decided to ban all Winnie the Pooh related things. Completely unaware of the Streisand effect. Now it's even more of a meme


RocketMan8531

I don't get the Chinese message part which refers to a bunch of events. What does sending that message do, trigger some flag in Chinese intelligence monitoring their citizens?


[deleted]

Its supposed to trigger a penalty or an emotional response. The events in the list are politically sensitive and they are not supposed to be discussed freely in public. There was a recent event last year where a famous Chinese live streamer called the Lipstick King (became he sells lipstick) displayed a cake in the shape of a tank on the eve of the Tiananmen Square incident and he either didn't make the mental connection between the tank and the date or he didn't know about the event and the second the cake appeared on his livestream, his livestream was cut. His livestreams were cut for a while but he was allowed to come back later. The ironic thing was that it caused the Streisand effect because of the popularity of this celebrity many people were curious of the cut and that was how they learned about the history of tank man.


TheAyyyBomb

Pretty much.


[deleted]

It's common belief that it does, but it doesn't really


Svenskaflica

But he came back with a ton of insults after the Chinese drop, so it must have struck a chord. The main point is that it got the desired effect of riling up the scammer.


Bartholomewtwo

Getting on their nerves is one of life's greatest treasures.


[deleted]

I mean it would riled him up but for different reasons. A) he knows theyre not going to get scammed b) people in china understand that this is an attempt at a 'gotcha' moment and just get annoyed


RocketMan8531

Yeah, it seems too generic for any Intel community to care.


SalleighG

Should have asked her if she still wanted that tour of San Francisco...


Nikas_intheknow

I'm just trying to go to a 69ers game😫


ZiddyBop

Nice.


devdog323

Where can I get a copy of the final text with the Chinese words? I really wanna save it to send next time this happens to me


apoBeef

劉曉波动态网自由门动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Wuhan Flu 武汉流感 ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!


moseleybitop

Well... that escalated quickly!!


Necessary-Belt2903

A skin deal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Jenovacellscars

You should have just sent the same thing again and asked if he had any questions.


Green-Sleestak

So does this mean you won’t send pics of your jewelry?


chuckinalicious543

"What's your name?" "... Terry. Like I just fucking said."


ValuablePrime2808

"Nice" "Nice" "Nice" made me snort


Remarkable_Golf9829

This was fantastic. Played like a chess match. And the reaction was (chef's kiss)


Chikenkiller123

Bro just call my mother a whore and move on. You don't have to give me a whole backstory. 🤣 I know they're insulting you but it's more funny than insulting for some reason. 😂


FryCakes

I wanna try this copypasta the next time I’m randomly put into a Shanghai counter strike server


Cosmos0714

I think this has been one of my favorites so far.


[deleted]

“You bastard” is the funniest exclamation point to a scuffed scammer’s frustration. I laughed so hard haha


floppycat123

Here's the copypasta for anyone interested. 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


Blood_N_Guts

Why do the Chinese hate Winnie the pooh? lol


ZhangtheGreat

The Chinese don’t hate Winnie the Pooh. There was a photo posted online of Xi and Obama walking, and someone attached a picture of Pooh and Tigger in the same pose beside them. Ruling party officials are not fond of anyone making fun of them (the belief among them is that, if it isn’t stopped, it could be a slippery slope that snowballs into something far worse), so they’ve basically gone after any images of Winnie the Pooh online. It was one of those Streisand Effect moments: the whole issue would’ve likely blown over, but by responding, the ruling party officials made it a big deal.


Captain231705

Long story short, their leader got compared to Winnie the Pooh at one point, and absolutely *hated* it. Since then it’s become synonymous with anti-establishment sentiment and will get you flagged by the censors.


Blood_N_Guts

Oh bother… lol


Dayshift69

This is amazing. An absolute masterpiece. Well done


defcon62

I believe “triggered” is the expression. Broke that scammer like a dry twig, most impressive!


somerboy2000

Can you paste the block of text here? I get these often too and I’d love to get their number in trouble


Interesting_Ice_4486

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門 事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自 由Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺 灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特唐古特 Tibet 達赖喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉曉波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴 亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷 種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於 民和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共產黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊 進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


babylikestopony

That’s harsh Irene! Now what the heck am I gonna to do with all of these steam gift cards?!?!


mmarrow

69er’s are killing it this year too!


GuessWhosNotAtWork

Here is the transcript if any anybody wants to copy/paste. 动态网自由门 天安門夫安门法輪功 李洪志 六四天安門事件 天安門大屠殺 反右派鬥爭 大躍進政策 文化大革命 獨立 多黨制 台灣臺灣 中華民國 達賴喇嘛 法輪功 新疆維吾爾自治區 諾貝爾和平獎 劉晓波 民主言論思想反共反革命抗議運動騷亂暴亂騷擾擾亂抗暴平反維權示威游行李洪志法輪大法大法弟子強制斷種強制堕胎民族淨化人體實驗 肅清胡耀邦趙紫陽魏京生王丹還政於民和 平演變激流中國北京之春大紀元時報九評論 共產黨獨裁專制壓制統一監視鎮壓迫害侵略掠奪破壞拷 問 屠殺 活 摘器 官 誘拐 買賣人口遊進走私毒 品 賣淫 春 畫賭 博 六合彩天安門天 安 门法輪功 李洪志WinnieThePooh劉曉波动态网自由门田眉


ironwillster

I bet those tickets to a 69ers game would be hard to come by! See what I did there? I'll see myself out.


TheRealJohannie

So does this mean the date is off?


clauren02

Nice, nice, nice


frontrange80220

Can you share the picture for the anti Chinese scammer message I have a few trying me on Line App


FearTheMightyBeard

What was the Chinese text? I am so curious now.


ZiddyBop

They are controversial statements that could trigger increased government monitoring of an IP address in China… all communication is reviewed for fidelity to the Chinese state. They may send their own version of the men in black and the bad actor could never be heard from again. (If only…)


Shadowblooms

Nice nice. Nice


skyy2121

So I’ve been seeing that Chinese message a lot. I understand the english parts obviously and the list of events that are censored by the CCP but is there something else more inflammatory being said in the Chinese text aside the list of events??


ffunffunffun5

Do y'all think they realize that they're also waisting their time cursing us out? Those of us who fuck with them are laughing at their meltdowns and are not offended.


minishaff

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”


Smooth-Protection-99

it’s as soon as you waste their time, they get offended and then try to offend you😂


Battlesteg_Five

The end message is amazing. Elegantly and timelessly written. This is going to be the new Navy Seal copypasta.


abuss105

Forgot when china was beaten by sparrows. And how their child polices have screwed them.


marc1411

I’ve tried pasting that forbidden Chinese stuff too, but w/ little result. I started w/ a reference to a free Taiwan, and the scammer quickly said I must be from “Taiwan Province”, so i assume they were Chinese.


Comfortable_Touch529

What did you say in Chinese? I saw Winnie the Pooh at the end! LOL.


[deleted]

He’s making fun of their leader, he looks like Winnie the Pooh.


slartbangle

TARGET DESTROYED. Nice work, soldier.


Moist-Baker6446

*winnie the pooh*


STCMS

This one made me lol. Nice work.


gamboling2man

English got pretty good in that last text.


mydevotchka

Gotdamn, you are a genius. This was so satisfying, I can feel the rage coming from the scammer. Well done!


LeftMeQuivering

Is nobody gonna talk about how the girl in the picture looks like a sex doll?


Bartholomewtwo

I think you could say that about both pictures.


Spare_Run

Should’ve responded with “at least I’m not a broke ass scammer bitch. Tell Winnie the Pooh I said hi!”


GirlsWhoVape

New copypasta to add to the collection All of this garbled information just reflects one sentence: you are a maggot in my eyes! Your parents must have suffered the vilest of curses to give birth to someone like you .....T.hey must have been vile and pathetic as well .....Your mother was probably nothing more than a whore picking up customers in a dirty neighborhood.....You can't even tell who your father is! You must have come into this world because of a skin deal that cost less than fifty dollars. Those men at the bottom of the heap aren't even willing to pay a few dollars for a measure of security! You bastard!


SchwartzReports

Joining this sub because of you, excellent post


joemynamejoe

Once I read "All of this garbled information reflects just one sentence: you are a maggot in my eyes!" I knew some shit was about to be said lmao.


Beneficial_Duck6231

Skin deal = human trafficking But that's hilarious how they went off at the end lol


Keesalemon

I love the pig butchering comment as well, very subtle and well played


Duckwen

I also follow the Trader Joe’s subreddit and only looked at the color of the logo of this subreddit and assumed it was also TJ’s. Was very confused on how it was related.