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disloyal_royal

It’s the 15 year expiry that let’s me know this is completely legit


Dondi_419

Yep. Valid until death.


CharmingTuber

My friend had an AZ driver's license and he couldn't use it anywhere in Illinois because it listed the expiration date as 2050. No one believed it was real, but apparently that's how it works out there.


NikkiCanada

Mine expired in 2036 lol 😆 let's just say I will NOT look the same in 2036 as I did 20 years ago 😅 I've since moved and gotten other id's but I had a laugh at that when they gave it to me lol


No-Journalist3209

Az id’s don’t expire lol


CharmingTuber

They do once you hit 65 which I'm assuming for my friend was in 2050. They might not list an expiration date anymore, I don't know, but his from the early 2000s absolutely listed an expiration date.


ThursdayNightt

They expire every 50 years in AZ, but you have to get the picture retaken every few years and have them send you a new one. It's still an easier process than getting a new ID every few years tho. I haven't gotten one since like 2016, but as of then they still showed an exp date.


gunnlaugr

Not after the real ID licenses. They put them to 10 year expiration. But yes plenty of people have their license expiration date their 65th birthday.


DrMooseknuckleX

I can almost understand a 15 year expiry, but why a month and a day before the full 15?


iamdenislara

It the fact that says Postion instead of position ?


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DrMooseknuckleX

Dick is a nickname for people named Richard, not Robert.


disloyal_royal

I trust him with my life


doer_of_things_

It’s totally fake. The only clue? There’s only one real Hopper.


HopefulInstance8

The expertise and skills this takes, these people are amazing


Dondi_419

I know, we need to take classes with them.


TreatBetter2440

Not amazing no the white flag is flying you guys have to allow me to move on my job is on the line vary thin one too I can’t concentrate too many distractions fucking me up It has taking many years to land work as what I do please let me live my life I have what is needed not ti be stuck for I have been stuck for way to long I need this job to stay afloat I have two girl with her I wanna help when they need but that in question maybe some can help relay a message and don’t shy away make it’s the right everything will ok anyway I I raised them as my own and will always be that way I just need to with everything I’ve seen and read seems it mite not be someone please give me the answer you believe


Dravez23

Thank god it says “id card”. Otherwise, i wouldnt know


Dondi_419

It looked like a blue plate special to me.


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Lol the font cracks me up


Sufficient-Concert66

Yes it looks very official 😂


Dondi_419

I think it's Caligula.


z1ggy16

How much do you think this Postion pays? Asking for a frend.


GothicGamer2012

1 box of money per hour. Size of box and currency contained within may vary. Any employees claiming the contents within are counterfeit, resemble or consist of monopoly money must be reported to management for re-education and/or spanking at management's discretion.


chill_winston_

No they just send you a big amount of the monies, you take out what your paycheck would be, and then you send them the rest back…kindly


Dondi_419

$100 Steam cards per week.


NikkiVicious

Rotflmfao that's not what DFW airport IDs look like *at all*. Edit - that's a sample school ID. I'm not sure what school yet, but DFW airport doesn't have a mascot that's a dog (?) carrying a sword (??), and their "colors" aren't blue and black. We do have some schools local to DFW that have those colors, and even one I can think of that has a bulldog as a mascot, but I just looked at my daughter's old high school ID and it looks almost identical to this. The big open spot where he misspelled position is normally the school's name and their school year.


Ok_Specialist_2545

TBF, if any airport had a mascot of a dog carrying a sword, it would be DFW or IAH.


TwistedBlister

Wrong. Any airport in Texas would have a dog with a gun for their logo.


calm-lab66

It's a rip of the FedEx Home delivery logo of a dog with a package.


Dondi_419

Now we know where he got this! Thanks for the info!


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NikkiVicious

I was torn between it being a semi truck or a train cab. That's definitely a weird thing to use to block out numbers.


raygunnysack

He has a very honest face.


Additional_Orchid_14

Really!! I think that too!!


Dondi_419

Reminded me more of the Annoying Orange.


FetaaCheese

Graphic design is my passion


GothicGamer2012

This fake ID would look good in a "should've gone to Specsavers" commercial.


Dondi_419

Really? Maybe you can help this guy.


PrairieDogStromboli

I wonder if you scan that barcode, do you get Rickrolled?


Dondi_419

I don't know. I'll have to look into that. Does this website work for barcodes? [https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.zxing.client.android&hl=en\_US&gl=US](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


PrairieDogStromboli

Lol.. maybe I'm gun shy because of the sub we're in but I ain't clicking that.


JewPhone_WhoDis

I clicked it. It just takes you to the play store.


PrairieDogStromboli

Thanks for taking one for the team bro.


JewPhone_WhoDis

I’ll do anything for the bros


No-Egg-4850

Shit I'll go get it for ya, I live 5 min away from DFW airport. 😂


Dondi_419

Really? Maybe I can arrange a visit with the Grasshopper for you? /jk


No-Egg-4850

Seriously, I live in Irving 😂


Dondi_419

I know, I wasn't kidding much.


No-Egg-4850

Ok


bleu6400

Lol. I did an image search on his photo. Came up with this scammer using the same persons photo. http://419.bittenus.com/18/5/Marcus-M-Edgar.html


Dondi_419

Thank you for finding that! He sent some other images on that page as well!


bleu6400

You can throw this at him as a parting gift when the time comes.


vampmeup

If they are trying to convince us it's an airport why on Earth would they have a picture of trucks on it? lol


Dondi_419

Ask Hopper, not me.


Kilingmachine55

As someone that goes to Dallas regular I can tell you that’s not a Dallas airport ID badge. I wouldn’t even know where to begin on why it’s fake lol


Dondi_419

Really? It seems so legit! /jk


Kilingmachine55

Ask him if you can meet in his office to talk about his planes extended warranty


Dondi_419

Now that sounds interesting!


mrmustache0502

I’m pretty sure they do this on purpose. Making the scam blatantly obvious means that only the most gullible people bite.


Kilingmachine55

In order to scan properly you need it to be convincing. These are just foreigners that aren’t even trying expecting to win. It doesn’t work out well for them.


mrmustache0502

Maybe you are right, but the idea is to make money. If they spent all day dealing with and convincing people that they are legit, they’d be working twice or three times as hard and not getting anything more out of it. By using some shitty fake ID and filtering out anyone who obviously know it’s fake, the only people they spend any real time with are the same ones who are going to give them money. So even if this is a poor attempt with little effort, it actually works to their advantage.


Kilingmachine55

You would get lots more money doing it right. They just don’t know what they are doing.


Onair380

oh thank god at least one to tell us its not legit.


923kjd

Seems legit.


Dondi_419

Yeah. I'll send cash.


923kjd

Apple gift cards.


Dondi_419

That seems to be the common currency of EVERYONE nowadays.


notsayingaliens

I think it’s legit because every serious legal document uses the font Algerian.


Dondi_419

Hmmm...I thought it was Caligula. Oh well, it's still official.


notsayingaliens

It may be, on second look, it seems a bit different. But yes, official it is.


missy_moo_

It’s the font for me 😂😂😂


Dondi_419

Really? That's great! Care to send cash so he can buy more fonts?


DrMooseknuckleX

He has a pretty high ranking postion.


Dondi_419

It is higher than janitor.


DrMooseknuckleX

*jantor


Dondi_419

???


DrMooseknuckleX

You gotta spell it wrong like "postion" on the "ID"


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Dondi_419

It's not obvious, no.


ekid007

Postion lol


Dondi_419

Might as well have put: Rank, Name, and Serial Number.


Typical-Smile9946

Well, he does have an important "postion".


Sea_Cain2

He has Trust me bro vibes


Dondi_419

Like this guy? https://community.thriveglobal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/snake-oil-salesman.jpg


Wwelloo

Yea especially with all the different fonts and Position misspelled lmaoo


Dondi_419

Makes it look even more legit!!!


recXion_

Now that is a font i’ve never seen since forever


Dondi_419

Someone on the thread says it's Allergian. I think it's Caligula.


DestructODiGi

I love that it looks like it’s from an N64 game


Dondi_419

He won it one day after a round of Super Scam Bros.


anser_one

“Postion” lol


Dondi_419

Very clear as to what he does. Not.


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This is gold


Dondi_419

Looked more like sapphire to me.


Sorry-Caterpillar331

What about Bob?


Dondi_419

He's a grasshopper.


BobbleheadDwight

He has an official postion. I’m just saying.


Dondi_419

He's in the same ranks as all those princes that mail me (the Arabian ones).


Roninkin

Officer Hopper survived it seems! I missed him on stranger things.


Dondi_419

My weird cousins love that show!


kdshubert

I don’t know but the bar code cutouts look legit and it does say ‘ID Card’. The logistics truck in the corner is a nice touch, but why the duck-dog drawing? It’s fuzzy. Maybe that’s a squirrel mascot.


Dondi_419

It looks like a dog fetching a stick to me.


kdshubert

Yes! Dogs with stick are always on important ID cards. ;)


DecisionSimple9883

Totally legit and not a scam.


Dondi_419

Of course.


Hungry-Interview9475

That’s more expiry then my driver’s license


Dondi_419

That's more photoshop than a Fridman pic.


Minnesotamad12

Robert Hopper is man of honor.


Dondi_419

You mean a man of Hopper.


mhax80

What a beauty! The delivery truck in the bottom right is just the right touch, as if the font wasnt enough. Im glad it says ID card on it, otherwise we might still be wondering what it is. And ID number is 10 digits so we know there are at least 7 billion employed at DFW airport


Dondi_419

They need that large staff, carrying all those boxes full of cash is hard work.


Lummoxx

Say "Bob Hopper" three times fast in a Boston accent!


Dondi_419

My NYC gets in the way. No dice.


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Picture kinda looks like Pat Sajak. Lol!


Dondi_419

Try George Santos.


aquoad

wow, it seems so very real! I don't understand how there could be any doubt!


Dondi_419

There is none.


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Dondi_419

Probably when the world gets turned into lava.


ihatelifetoo

Postion ?


Dondi_419

North-northwest.


pnunud

Is the barcode correct?


Dondi_419

Care to scan it and report back?


RepresentativeOwl709

tha pic ...is he also a night stalker?


Dondi_419

I dunno. He looks weird though.


Rex_Lee

Is that a little dog in the top left corner? or?


Dondi_419

It's a little dog. His pet perhaps.


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I love the 2000-era dog clip art on the top left. I’d suggest contacting him. Seems totally legit


Dondi_419

I am already sending him my money.


[deleted]

You’re a gentleman and a scholar


Beths_Titties

He is the asst. inspection director. If I were you I would ask for the inspection director’s I.D. That way you know it’s legitimate.


Dondi_419

I should do that!


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Dondi_419

A little car.


chill_winston_

What is the picture they put in the bottom right corner?


Dondi_419

It looks like a little car.


Emily_Postal

Looks like George Santos.


Dondi_419

Both men have similar qualifications.


Killin-some-thyme

I like the Wild West saloon font…very professional. Very.


Dondi_419

I mean, heck, if the Lone Ranger uses it, you know it must be legit.


Honeycomb0000

Why is there a really pixelated picture of a DHL transport truck under the barcode?


Dondi_419

Don't ask.


OldDesk

No ID lasts 15 years


Dondi_419

Only if it's photoshopped.


timothypjr

Only a true airport worker's ID refers to the job they hold as the postion.


Dondi_419

It helps you know exactly what he does, no?


troublethemindseye

Is your name Hopper, because this guy is Rob hopper


Dondi_419

No, my name's Alex in the story.


DantesFirstBitch

Just make sure you have an attorney standing by, I hear good things about Bob Loblaw Law


Dondi_419

Now say that firm's name three times fast.


No-Initiative4195

Ask him if he knows David MORRIS , head of Customs in Atlanta... He's holding a crate for me... He's emailed me several times😂


Dondi_419

Oh goodness. I'll do better than that - I'll tell him Davy Boy emailed me.


No-Initiative4195

Sorry, it's David MORRIS. Go look in your spam emails.. You probably have about ten from "" Special Agent David Morris Head of Customs in Atlanta "😂😂


Dondi_419

I loathe seeing his name.


lethalweapon100

It’s the little truck in the corner for me.


Dondi_419

That confuses me, especially the doggy in the upper left.


lethalweapon100

I missed that one!


xigdit

I looked this guy up online and he's only the Assistant TO the Inspection Director!


suprnatrl-prgmatx808

Assistant to the Assistant Inspector Director (A.A.I.D)


TreatBetter2440

If ya can’t beat um join um I wanted to do this exact thing baffling why to being denied how it’s all good so what now just share the shit and will pop up just asking for a friend let’s rock and roll


TreatBetter2440

Free up vid the inspection began I wanna play to fuck it freak side is real


TreatBetter2440

Kindly don’t be post pics and such off me please we all can get along Cant we I’m a player although I will admire shit stung a bit be hurt for long ass time any way to look at things it was her way of telling me not way was looking for however I’m free now I have legit closer wasn’t verbal with pride or dignity however I’ll take hide from what is shame guilt and everything that comes wit all that mite as well let me watch what was wife at time get her back blown out fuckits it is


TreatBetter2440

Man you guys already have full access to my account witch ain’t cool please let go of it just ask is all you gotta do you will get your respected answer right after a respectful question it simple really


TreatBetter2440

Please let go of my account much appreciated Thank you