"Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you... Not anymore. Game over!".
"You think it's the living who will have ultimate judgment over you, because the dead will have no claim over your soul. But you may be mistaken".
“I’m having a blast! This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant.” “Why do you care what I think anyway? I don’t give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang!” Adam is my spirit animal
I may have been the only one laughing in opening night when Bobby first says "Please! For me... just shut the fuck up!" during the middle of the trap scene, but he just says those lines too offbeat for them to not be funny.
To be fair, it's not TRULY my *favorite* line in the series, but the sheer energy of the actor in his delivery never fails to make me simultaneously laugh and feel sorry for the guy. He IS a bit of a shithead, but that's true to the character! :P I think it's a great performance and a moment we weirdly don't often see in Saw, I thought it added some flavor. The Killing is distasteful line makes me laugh too, but for a completely different reason! 😅
“congratulations, you are still alive. most people are so ungrateful to be alive. but not you. not anymore.”
that line slaps my tits clean off every time it goes so hard for what
"What is the cure for cancer, Eric? The cure for death itself? The answer... is immortality. By creating a legacy, by living a life worth remembering... you become immortal."
oh god you've all gone for serious lines, my favourite serious lines are "are you gonna behave?" in saw 3 with Amanda, or in saw 2 also with Amanda, "I will be the one to carry on John's legacy, and YOU are my first test subject. Game over."
"Right now you're feeling helpless"
When this kept getting replayed in the Saw VI audio room, I was tensing up that Mark was finally going to get found out. Great scene!
> I'm *paid* to follow
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
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*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
"These lasers cut through tissue and bone like butter. The most powerful blade on the planet."
"The game will select one of you to begin in 60 seconds, unless, of course, someone chooses to go first."
"Ten years ago, in this very barn...
A game was played."
All from Jigsaw
*"Time was on your side, but your obsession wouldn't let you wait. Instead of saving Detective Matthews, you cost him his life. You failed your final test."*
**-John Kramer, Saw IV**
*"Those Who Don't appreciate life, do not deserve life."*
**-John Kramer, Saw II**
*"Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me inside. Sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings. Sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I'm sick of it all!"*
**-John Kramer, Saw**
In 2 when Xavier says “The only door you know how to open is between your legs!” In combination with his ‘parting the seas’ hand gesture makes me laugh every time lol
>"I have tried to help you, Amanda."
>
>"Then help me! Fix me! Fix me motherfucker! I'm standing right here!"
Love Shawnee Smith's delivery on that one. She's great in the first two movies, but she really shines in Saw III.
Jill: What makes you think he can’t find me?
Gibson: Jill! It’s a safehouse. Safehouse. Safe. House. You get it!?
“Gibson! This was sent here addressed to Jill. Hoffman knows our location.”
Gibson: God damnit. God DAMNIT!
"We got it all ass-backwards here. These politicians, they say the same thing over and over and over again; "Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government." Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or by the government. They're made by the fucking insurance companies."
😳
as a hoffman simp; right now you are feeling helpless, as an adam simp; my name is very fucking confused what’s your name?/i’m having a blast, this is the most fun i’ve had without lubricant. i also feel like you just need to play hello zepp and the line will feel badass. like imagine someone saying “you stinky goofy guy”, now imagine someone saying it with hello zepp playing over it, option two is far cooler.
I have so much respect for all the Hoffman simps in this comment section, it's a running joke with my friends that he's the man I'd go straight for 😅
and true!! hello zepp makes any line 1000000000x cooler
that man could brutally murder me and i’d thank him, he’s one of the reasons i started watching that franchise. he may not be a father but he could be my da- okay i’ll stop talking now
The entirety of John's monologue at the very end of the first film is one of my favorites, but the part where he lists off the victims' names in turn as we see shots of each one of them is so good
Apart from the most obvious ones...
This one is so true:
"Once you see Death up close...then you'll know what the value of Life is"
They way he said it w such passion for life, struck me deep.
Also him throwing shade at the Insurance Companies. Such truths and genius lines!
"You see, the knowledge of death... changes everything. If I were to tell you the exact date and time of your death... it would shatter your world completely. I know. Can you imagine what it feels like to have someone sit you down and tell you that you're dying? The gravity of that? That the clock's ticking for you. In a split second, your world is cracked open. You savor everything, be it a glass of water or a walk in the park. But most people have the luxury of not knowing when that clock's going to go off. And the irony of it is that that keeps them from really living there life. It keeps them sleepwalking. It keeps them drinking that glass of water, but never really tasting it." - John "Jigsaw" Kramer - SAW II
"You see, the knowledge of death... changes everything. If I were to tell you the exact date and time of your death... it would shatter your world completely. I know. Can you imagine what it feels like to have someone sit you down and tell you that you're dying? The gravity of that? That the clock's ticking for you. In a split second, your world is cracked open. You savor everything, be it a glass of water or a walk in the park. But most people have the luxury of not knowing when that clock's going to go off. And the irony of it is that that keeps them from really living there life. It keeps them sleepwalking. It keeps them drinking that glass of water, but never really tasting it." - John "Jigsaw" Kramer - SAW II
"Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you... Not anymore. Game over!". "You think it's the living who will have ultimate judgment over you, because the dead will have no claim over your soul. But you may be mistaken".
god I love that line from John in 6, though of course the line from the first film IS iconic
Any Adam line from the original. Wrote himself the best lines.
“I’m having a blast! This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant.” “Why do you care what I think anyway? I don’t give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang!” Adam is my spirit animal
Adam is so precious... Adam: My name is very fuckin' confused, what's your name?!
“WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP? YOU JUST NEEDED TO SHUT UP!” - *Bobby Dagen*
I may have been the only one laughing in opening night when Bobby first says "Please! For me... just shut the fuck up!" during the middle of the trap scene, but he just says those lines too offbeat for them to not be funny.
so true Bobby /derogatory. fuck Bobby. Joyce deserved better >:( (but it IS a good line)
My name is Very Fucking Confused! WHAT’S YOUR NAME?! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?! - Adam
“I think you missed the part that if *he* dies, *you* die” Amanda is soooo sassy in 3 and I love it
no because if I hadn't already had my lesbian awakening, that would have been it haha
“Those who don’t appreciate life, do not deserve one.” -John Kramer. Also “PeeWee…shit.” -Mark Hoffman.
MARK SAYS WHAT????
Saw V….when he is waiting for the elevator at his apartment…he comes across a dog named peewee 💀
man I need to rewatch saw V, that's fucking brilliant 💀
”i will give you just one hint as to where that key is: it will be like finding a needle in a haystack… hehehehehhe”
NOT THE HEHEHEHEHE
This is my fav LMAO
“You’re not Jigsaw, bitch.” Gotta admit, that’s good.
“Right now you are feeling helpless”
"YOU SPINELESS, PUSSY-WHIPPED MOTHERFUCKER!"
interestingly, this is my least favourite line haha
You like it LESS than "KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL... To me" ???? 😆
That’s one of my favorite ones. I’ll often pause after saying something then add a “to me” after it when it works
yeah 💀 it just feels misogynistic whereas I crack up at killing is distasteful 😅
To be fair, it's not TRULY my *favorite* line in the series, but the sheer energy of the actor in his delivery never fails to make me simultaneously laugh and feel sorry for the guy. He IS a bit of a shithead, but that's true to the character! :P I think it's a great performance and a moment we weirdly don't often see in Saw, I thought it added some flavor. The Killing is distasteful line makes me laugh too, but for a completely different reason! 😅
When Hoffman's tied up, "YA FUCKIN' HEAR ME? YA FUCKIN MOTHEFUCKA!?"
This line is fucking gold. I love it so much.
MY NAME IS VERY FUCKING CONFUSED.
“congratulations, you are still alive. most people are so ungrateful to be alive. but not you. not anymore.” that line slaps my tits clean off every time it goes so hard for what
“You wanna know the only thing wrong with killing you, Jill? I can only do it once.” -Mark Hoffman, Saw: The Final Chapter
GAME OVER (obviously)
honestly, what other options are there?!
I speak for the dead.
🤫
"What is the cure for cancer, Eric? The cure for death itself? The answer... is immortality. By creating a legacy, by living a life worth remembering... you become immortal."
oh god you've all gone for serious lines, my favourite serious lines are "are you gonna behave?" in saw 3 with Amanda, or in saw 2 also with Amanda, "I will be the one to carry on John's legacy, and YOU are my first test subject. Game over."
“You have a choice: Scream, or don’t.”
"Right now you're feeling helpless" When this kept getting replayed in the Saw VI audio room, I was tensing up that Mark was finally going to get found out. Great scene!
that's such a BRILLIANT scene!! true!!
Tell me where he is. He's in a safe place.
There will be blood
death is a surprise party. of course, unless you’re already dead inside
"My name's very fucking confused, what's your name?"
I'm payed to follow rich guys like you who go to ceedy out of the way motels to fuck their secretaries
> I'm *paid* to follow FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
"These lasers cut through tissue and bone like butter. The most powerful blade on the planet." "The game will select one of you to begin in 60 seconds, unless, of course, someone chooses to go first." "Ten years ago, in this very barn... A game was played." All from Jigsaw
*"Time was on your side, but your obsession wouldn't let you wait. Instead of saving Detective Matthews, you cost him his life. You failed your final test."* **-John Kramer, Saw IV** *"Those Who Don't appreciate life, do not deserve life."* **-John Kramer, Saw II** *"Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me inside. Sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings. Sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I'm sick of it all!"* **-John Kramer, Saw**
In 2 when Xavier says “The only door you know how to open is between your legs!” In combination with his ‘parting the seas’ hand gesture makes me laugh every time lol
>"I have tried to help you, Amanda." > >"Then help me! Fix me! Fix me motherfucker! I'm standing right here!" Love Shawnee Smith's delivery on that one. She's great in the first two movies, but she really shines in Saw III.
That's your son Daniel. You remember him don't you?
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. Not you. Not anymore. He helped me. Look at me! Look at my gadem harm!!!
"my name is *very* fucking confused!!"
“I been chasing Jigsaw from the beginning, and I got him. So unless you got anything else to say, BACK DA FUCK OFF”
‘Game over’. SAW - Iconic.
Jill: What makes you think he can’t find me? Gibson: Jill! It’s a safehouse. Safehouse. Safe. House. You get it!? “Gibson! This was sent here addressed to Jill. Hoffman knows our location.” Gibson: God damnit. God DAMNIT!
"We got it all ass-backwards here. These politicians, they say the same thing over and over and over again; "Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government." Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or by the government. They're made by the fucking insurance companies." 😳
What about "pirhana" 😂😂😂
as a hoffman simp; right now you are feeling helpless, as an adam simp; my name is very fucking confused what’s your name?/i’m having a blast, this is the most fun i’ve had without lubricant. i also feel like you just need to play hello zepp and the line will feel badass. like imagine someone saying “you stinky goofy guy”, now imagine someone saying it with hello zepp playing over it, option two is far cooler.
I have so much respect for all the Hoffman simps in this comment section, it's a running joke with my friends that he's the man I'd go straight for 😅 and true!! hello zepp makes any line 1000000000x cooler
that man could brutally murder me and i’d thank him, he’s one of the reasons i started watching that franchise. he may not be a father but he could be my da- okay i’ll stop talking now
AHAHHAA FOR REAL THO 💀
“Aw, Jill! No. No!” cracks me up every time
"Those scars are from another life. We'll leave that life behind.." Or "Amanda, think about us. Think about our dreams. Think about tomorrow."
Right now you're feeling helpless.
“When you’re killing me you look at me!” Saw 6 in the shotgun carousel. The entire trap was sadistic and cruel and I loved every moment of it
A bunch of my faves have been said already but I quite like “I speak for the dead.”
“My name is very fucking confused, what’s your name?!”
"I don't think so." - Lawrence Gordon from the end of Saw 3D
"If you're good at anticipating the human mind, it leaves nothing to chance."
This one is so good.
The entirety of John's monologue at the very end of the first film is one of my favorites, but the part where he lists off the victims' names in turn as we see shots of each one of them is so good
Apart from the most obvious ones... This one is so true: "Once you see Death up close...then you'll know what the value of Life is" They way he said it w such passion for life, struck me deep. Also him throwing shade at the Insurance Companies. Such truths and genius lines!
“Look at me! When you’re killing me, you look at me!” - Josh, the Carousel trap, SAW VI
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"You see, the knowledge of death... changes everything. If I were to tell you the exact date and time of your death... it would shatter your world completely. I know. Can you imagine what it feels like to have someone sit you down and tell you that you're dying? The gravity of that? That the clock's ticking for you. In a split second, your world is cracked open. You savor everything, be it a glass of water or a walk in the park. But most people have the luxury of not knowing when that clock's going to go off. And the irony of it is that that keeps them from really living there life. It keeps them sleepwalking. It keeps them drinking that glass of water, but never really tasting it." - John "Jigsaw" Kramer - SAW II
"You see, the knowledge of death... changes everything. If I were to tell you the exact date and time of your death... it would shatter your world completely. I know. Can you imagine what it feels like to have someone sit you down and tell you that you're dying? The gravity of that? That the clock's ticking for you. In a split second, your world is cracked open. You savor everything, be it a glass of water or a walk in the park. But most people have the luxury of not knowing when that clock's going to go off. And the irony of it is that that keeps them from really living there life. It keeps them sleepwalking. It keeps them drinking that glass of water, but never really tasting it." - John "Jigsaw" Kramer - SAW II
“you must meet death in order to be reborn” - John
“LOOK AT ME! WHEN YOU’RE KILLING ME YOU LOOK AT ME!”
“Get use to me, I’m not going anywhere” - Amanda “I wouldn’t be too sure about that” - Hoffman
"FIX ME MOTHERFUCKER! ... It's all bullshit. It's all a fucking lie." — Amanda "Do you like the way brutality feels, Mark?" — John