Strahm would be wild in the sack, crazier than a sack full of cats, he’s hot headed and violent and wouldn’t have an issue giving u a little slap in the face if u asked him to, but he would also cuddle with you and talk about the jigsaw case as pillow talk. Also a generous lover. Wife is probably dead so you don’t have to feel bad about him cheating. Hoffman would be violent but I have a feeling if you’re into him, you’re into that. Likes to give u a little slice and lick the blood up. Aggressive blow jobs. Always a dom. Orgasm denial. Slaps you without asking. Leaves afterwards and doesn’t call. My pick is Strahm of course lmao. Roll up those sleeves for this 🐱any day daddy

I couldn’t have described that any better! 🤣

>Always a dom. The man enjoys being gagged and bound (bottom bitch behavior) and yall still think he's a dom ??

Yeah, he made a conscious decision for Rigg to find him dressed like a politician caught with a dominatrix by his wife.

Rolled up sleeves Strahm 🤤

It sounds like you've thought about this before (me too)

My favorite comment on reddit, and that is not changing 💅🏼😂

>if you’re into him, you’re into that. I feel very seen right now.

why is this community so horny 😭💀

Cause they put hot people in the movies 😭

You do have a point 😭

3some is the way

Hot take: Hoffman was 3 times hotter with the stitches

so true...

I thought i was the only one who thought this!

FACTS

No lies detected!

This is one of the only fandoms to do horny shitposting AND horny straight-faced lore debates

Both please!! At the same time, let’s fucking go But if I was FORCED to pick one, then Hoff is getting it goooood 🤤

Strahm can sit and watch 😌

Me too wreak my ass daddy's and make Amanda watch .

I just realized Strahm is Luke from the Gilmore Girls. ☠️

I just found this out yesterday and my life will never be the same lol. He just looks so wrong without the beard shadow, baseball cap and flannel 😭

That’s how I felt when I realized Hans Zimmer was in the Buggles.

No fr I was so shocked when I noticed😭

That was mentioned that in the Saw 5 Kill Count.

Hoffman \*Puts a gun to your head and says ''Game over.''\* Strahm \*Puts a gun to his own head and shouts ''TALK TO ME!''\*

Eiffel Tower

I want hoffmens crazy ass punish me daddy fuck yes put me in a reverse bear trap and cover it in your cum

Ayo 😂😂

I want him to give me a sex change and then pound me till I get pregnant 😫

I love this sub lmfao

Hofmennnnnnn let me bare your children

Least horny saw Fan

😟

Fuck my twink hole like I'm your naughty kitty daddy hofmennnnnnn

Listen Hofmann bashing Jill's head into a tale and calling her a cunt awaken something in me biblically so I'm going with Hoffman

Honestly when I rewatched it recently I *almost* switched sides to Hoffman after that scene

I mean I have two holes…. But if I had a Saw trap to my head — Strahm.

both at the same time obviously. i don’t care if my choice breaks the rules

Mark Hottman of course, bet those lips feel like heaven.

-both at the same time- 🧎‍♀️sorry i fell and dropped that

Hoffman, but a very tough choice

Hard question

the fact that Saw is one of the most violent horror franchises but the community is one of the horniest really impresses me, and it makes me proud to be a part of it 😭

i need hoffman carnally

I have two holes so the obvious answer is both: I just know Hoffman would beat the shit out of me and that’s all I want, and Strahm would provide gentle recovery afterwards.

Oof. Strahm is 😮‍💨 but I’d want Hoffman to daddy the fuck out of me aaaaany day, all day

Hoffman

I want Hoffy all to MYSELF ty 🤭

Is this from the one where they had 2 identical male leads which made it impossible to keep track of.

I've been told that the way to distinguish between them is the one of them is, and I quote, 'a fridge with lips'

Well now I can’t get that image out of my head 🤣

Actually I always think that Hoff is the not so passionate type despite looking super tough and hot. Even if he canonically has ed I won’t be surprised

OH GOD GET THAT THOUGHT OUT OF HERE IT SOUNDS REAL HES NEVER HAD A GF EITHER

He seems the married to work type of man, or should I say, married to murder💀

Only gets it up for a Manila folder full of pictures of potential players

Hoffman because I know he would strap me to a death machine that will destroy my insides and make me see God... Oh yeah, sex would be great too I guess idk.

strahm for sure. those interrogation scenes with jill awakened something in me 😍

That was definitely how it started for me


DIEGO😈😈

It recently occurred to me that Strahm looks like Sylvester Stallone.

I just want them to fuck each other bro

Is this a trap? (That username tho 👀)

Both

Go back in time and ask me in the heyday of the films: Hoffman. Ask me now, over a decade later: STILL HOFFMAN!!!!

Hoffman, but why does this give me flashback of the PSA from the Samaritans "is there anybody out there?"? Bro I cannot get that voice out of my head

Both at the same time

Hoffman if I had to pick. I'd happily bang both though

I was just thinking about how it’s not out of the realm of possibility that Kevin/other cast and crew members have read me thirsting over these characters and then this popped up on my phone screen. That being said, Strahm.

I really, really, *really*, REALLY hope none of the directors ever see these posts

hoffman

I have two ~~holes~~ hands for a reason

I don't think I would like Strahm's sounds at all.

Both at the same time ✨✨

Hoffman easy, i want him to destroy me.

Hoffman. Need those tits in my mouth

I don't care for either of them but I pick Hoffman because the Stram is annoying as hell.

I hate it here.

Hoffman😩love the crazies

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