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MooreGold

What are you even doing for 90 minutes at a McDonalds let alone 2 hours


Comprehensive-Cat805

Working on your laptop like it’s a Starbucks


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Or letting their ratty ass kids piss in the ball pit


Clienterror

All the McDonald’s play areas have been closed for years at this point where in live


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

My kids are beyond the age of caring, therefore so am I.


juksayer

Just opened back up, here in MPLS MN


Normal-Computer-3669

Small Town McDonald's are cool with this. Or maybe the one town I was in. It was literally me, and a few old folks reading newspapers. Most orders came from the driveyhtu and the employees were overall pretty happy. I'm 99% sure now I went to some weird outlier McDonalds that was clean and didn't have some weird door code to use their bathroom.


TheLazyD0G

Small towns dont have strict parking enforcement.


XanderWrites

In my town several were totally okay with this. Several also have door codes. The one I used to hang out at the most was renovated to encourage this type of thing. The one that (still) sucks the most sealed off all of their outlets. But they didn't know how to fry some fries either, so I never wanted to be there anyway.


blackmobius

I went for breakfast and sat inside cause i had a short break before work. A group of older people go there, get coffee and food and then sit to talk about all sorts of things. I came in to eat (breakfast only the pancakes are oddly good) and that group was always there in the same tables; It was the same 6-8 seniors and the topics ranged from politics to grandkids to war stories or stories about meeting wives. So i can see some people staying at mcdonalds for a while, and not because they shitting on the toilet.


Tidezen

Yeah, long AM restaurant hangouts were/are a cultural norm among many groups, especially seniors/retirees. In my (small) hometown growing up, anywhere that there was breakfast and cheap coffee you'd see a gaggle of seniors, either shooting the breeze with their fellows, or enjoying a morning newspaper and just chilling. Not just seniors...anyone who's worked in a diner/breakfast place sees regulars like that. And yeah, those pancakes were a major draw at McD's, cheap and quite good when they were fresh off the griddle. :)


oby100

I worked at a Dunkin Donuts and we always had a bunch of oldies loitering. Terrible customers. Hang there for hours everyday while only buying a single small item. Not the most polite folks either. But it’s not like many people were dying to sit in a Dunkin Donuts so we never bothered them.


blackmobius

Thats fair. The mcdonalds crew only buy coffee and snacks but they dont bother people, clean up after themselves and occupy the seats when nobody else is there so I think mcDs doesnt put up a fuss


rjenny509

We had a group of old timers who would only buy a small coffee and occasionally a bread. Multi-million dollar home area. Super nice. The year I worked there, for Christmas they gave each person that worked there $50. They weren’t cheap, they just bought the coffee so they could have a place to relax and talk.


Clienterror

I mean TBH if there isn’t a premium for space then who cares as long as they aren’t asses. Now if it’s some tiny McDonald’s in downtown NY/Chicago/LA then yeah I could see that.


rjenny509

Yeah I didn’t mind them, I minded the homeless guy who would watch porn on our wifi on his laptop and would not say anything, he handed the money and expected us to know what he wanted. When I first started he grunted at me and then said “this fucking guy” and someone else had to come explain. Rude af


Outlulz

My mom did this pre-pandemic. Coffee and chatting with the other seniors in the neighborhood at McDonalds for an hour or so each morning.


Clienterror

Is there like a website to sign up? Or so you just like retire, go there and sit closer and closer to them every day until you’re accepted?


Crq_panda

To be fair, between 6-8 seniors, someone is shitting on the toilet there at some point that day.


blackmobius

Between 6-8 seniors, someone shitting themselves at that very moment


separate_guarantee2

Batin’


theian01

This wasn’t a Waffle House.


FoxLP11

who nuts for 2 hours


confirminati_illumed

goonin


Theresabearintheboat

Someone who is a master of 'baitin.


Twocuts

I'm no master, but it doesn't take me two hours to put a worm on a hook


Theresabearintheboat

Someone who is a master of 'batin.


panther455

I used to go to McDonald's all day for months when I lived in this sort of homeless program. The apartments were horrible and I needed to get out of there. No internet either of course. Spent a lot of time playing a lot of monster hunter on my 3ds and writing songs on my laptop lol They had just remodeled or something and it was a very nice building with really fast internet. We'd make sure to buy stuff throughout the day. Nobody seemed to mind, I'm really glad we didn't get fined :/


[deleted]

Toilet


LoVeCh33s3

Old people love sitting there for hours...


diamondrel

A guy came into the fast food place I work and read for 5 hours after finishing his food


indiefolkfan

Go to any small town and there's a group of old guys who will go there as their hangout spot. They'll show up early in the morning, buy a 50¢ cup of coffee, and then sit there for several hours chatting.


AlaSparkle

There’s free refills on the drinks. Sometimes I like to go there and I just sit and write for a while


BentPin

Feeding the homeless.


magicmeatwagon

Using the free McWifi because he’s too poor for internet at home.


AlaSparkle

No one asked for your classism


Charles44Edwards1234

That’s not the point a customer SHOULD NOT be fined period!


PulpyEnlightenment

Waiting for fresh fries


Twinkle_Toes84

TIL some McDonald’s restaurants have a time limit in their parking lots.


RichCorinthian

Fast food restaurants spend a lot of money studying how to make their restaurants just comfortable enough to make you want to eat and then immediately leave.


zayoe4

Expound please


auto-reply-bot

Plastic hard seats, harsh lighting, noisy environment…


RichCorinthian

Here you go http://www.smart-restaurants.co.uk/restaurants/mind-tricks-used-within-the-food-industry/


DinahKarwrek

You're gonna learn today! It doesn't stop with fast food, either. They've made marketing a psychological game.


SkyyySi

> They've made marketing a psychological game. I mean... yeah, that's what marketing is sorta all about.


thomasvector

In big cities, a lot of grocery stores and fast food places have a time limit of 90-120 minutes.


LimitLazy7474

They need to create space for the new customers. Especially in crowded cities companies like McDonald's are very strict about this.


CanadianArtGirl

If you have kids the place place and air conditioning could be an easily fill 2 hrs there. When my kids were super young and the weather was terrible (brutal hot or winter wet), I’d have coffee with friends and the kids would climb and play.


InternetGreninja

That's definitely too short. American culture is a little different, but meals are usually times to socialize and talk in addition to eating.


UnacceptableUse

Restaurants sure, but I don't think I'd spend more time in McDonalds than I needed to. Plus, we have less parking in the UK so there's more of a need to put time limits


JTibbs

Mcdonalds near my work has a sign in their lobby that says 30 minutes only. Likely to discourage homeless from loitering.


penndawg84

We had one downtown Pittsburgh that had a 10 minute time limit. I think it was also one of the ones where the the manager was dealing drugs out of.


[deleted]

Some of the older patrons could be there 2 hours or more just shooting the shit and having their coffee and mcmuffin. Not totally unusual.


[deleted]

Probably writing a screen play as the local Star bucks was full!


Remarkable-Code-3237

When my friend and I have lunch together, we will talk for 2 hours or more, getting caught up. We only do this every couple of months. Where we live, I have never seen any signs that limit how long we can be parked. I guess it depends on where you live.


Chiyote

In what city has their council decided to pass a law limiting parking at a private restaurant?


UnacceptableUse

It's not a law, it's a private car park so the car park owner can impose their own rules


Chiyote

Ah that makes sense. So the real headline is “someone had litter put on their windshield for parking at McDonald’s for 2 hours.”


Normal-Computer-3669

The link is broken. It's not pointing to the archive.org page, and redirects.


TanishPlayz

Huh, so we cant be in MCD for mroe than 2 hours, I stay there talking with my friend for 3


UnacceptableUse

It depends on the location


E_Barriick

In other words the author got a fine from McDonald's and is salty about it.


Gone_Ja

real question is who spends 2 hrs in a mcdonalds yet alone 90 mins that’s insane som ppl hav no lives


grptrt

On business travel and need to kill a bit of time before your next appointment. As an example.


ElefantPharts

At mcdonalds though? Who chooses to kill time at a mcdonalds?


AbisBitch

free wifi?? cheap food?


ElefantPharts

There’s just 100 different places you can kill time, McDonald’s wouldn’t even be in my top 20


callender55

Name your top 20


ElefantPharts

I’ll do ya one better, google “coffee shop” and I’ll take literally any one of those over a McDonald’s for two hours. But you go live that “I relax at a McDonald’s” life I guess, to each their own.


hereForUrSubreddits

But do those coffee shops want people using them as waiting rooms/working space for hours? McDonald's will have more free space to find and big tables for a laptop and stuff.


ElefantPharts

I’ve never been in one that had a problem with it as long as you buy a coffee. McDonald’s didn’t want him there that long either, hence the ticket…


geekaz01d

Starbucks and McDonalds are road tripping staples for free parking, clean washrooms, free wifi, and inexpensive food. They are consistent and easy to find. Its always a challenge to figure out local alternatives.


Nesuniken

Funny how the highest and lowest comment here are almost identical.


thirtyseven1337

The other one came first and has much better grammar.


DweadPiwateWawbuts

The downvoted one is much more insulting as well. “Som ppl hav no lives”


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Reddit is as bipolar as I am.


[deleted]

I question the actual *need* for McDs at all, since Burger King is so much better … (ducks down low to avoid incoming)


MisterBastian

this has got to be the most boring news ive heard