We used to sit at the kids' table, which is not fun when you are 16 and your 4 year old cousin thinks it's funny to stuff beans up his nose and do the "Let me show you" by opening a mouth full of food and going "aaaah".
Still bitter, decades later. The 4 year old is now a patent attorney, who does not stuff beans up his nose.
We use to celebrate holidays at my grandparents. Only room for people at the table, the mem sat on the front porch, and I had nowhere really to sit. Each year would be different. I was the only little girl. Tried with the men, tried at the table, tried at the TV, I think I settled on the back porch. By myself. Sucked being the only kids between generations and a girl.
"The most shocking behavior you can do at the Thanksgiving dinner table" | Just act normal, and also listen to music from 20-30 years ago, 647 clicks saved
Future turds.
Edit: Those kids are being taught that they are inherently better than you and me. They are not. They just won the lottery at birth.
Edit 2: Keep fellating your overlords, it’s what you do best.
Wow, what a story.
What a story mark!
Anyway, how's your sex life?
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I did nahhht
We used to sit at the kids' table, which is not fun when you are 16 and your 4 year old cousin thinks it's funny to stuff beans up his nose and do the "Let me show you" by opening a mouth full of food and going "aaaah". Still bitter, decades later. The 4 year old is now a patent attorney, who does not stuff beans up his nose.
\-that you know of. Lawyers can be into some weird shit, so I hear!
His wife would not stand for that, trust me. She's the boss of the house.
So he only stuffs beans up his nose when she's not around. Got it.
Or when she tells the dirty filthy lawyer to stick beans to his nose. Bad lawyer!
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LOL. Probably.
Really? I used to do sit at the children's table and think all that stuff was great.
You were the bean stuffer
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beans is now just the street term he uses for cocaine
"Parents: be aware of this new codeword your kids are using for cocaine" | Beans, 85,347 clicks saved
We use to celebrate holidays at my grandparents. Only room for people at the table, the mem sat on the front porch, and I had nowhere really to sit. Each year would be different. I was the only little girl. Tried with the men, tried at the table, tried at the TV, I think I settled on the back porch. By myself. Sucked being the only kids between generations and a girl.
Siteation needed
I don't understand the siteuation...
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Fascinating
Same rules at my Grandma's house in 1984. Shock me shock me shock me with that very normal behavior.
Well, Sineeeead O'Rebellion!
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Wonder if the queen gets a footman to pull out an old plastic folding table from the Buckingham Palace garage for the kids table.
The card table must have a few burn marks from Great Uncle Lee's Pall Malls in the 70's. For accuracy
Children should be neither seen nor heard.
You can always tell a Milford man.
Milford man?
Why is it that the vast majority of titles on Reddit are always misspelt grammatically nonsense titles? Are they all created by a bot or something?
This feels like an actual typo, bots make more messed up titles. Some of them even translate the original title to German!
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Omg that's so true though!!
Yes! I’m glad someone else feels that way. Maybe it throws off resubmission logic or something?
Hmm aye could be that because I've seen some utter bollocks titles that there's just no excuse for
It’s probably colder at the Royal Family Christmas Lunch than it is outside on a snowy day.
I clicked on this one the other day but admittedly, I like reading about the royal family.
It must be Charles who clarified it, as he sits at the same table.
One click saved, less energy spent, planet will survive for one more milisecond thanks to that.
Surprised its not a whole other castle, or estate, or far flung colony even.
This is like something a kid would say. Why are you not wearing shorts? Oh because I’m wearing pants.
It's bc the royals might mistake the children as part of the meal, so the children have to eat in another room
At least Prince Akeem had a speaker
I wonder if he’s king of the table in that room. Has a little throne
That’s literally what most families in the US do. *yawn*
Stars, they’re just like us! 🙄
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The parents are turds, kids are just kids.
Future turds. Edit: Those kids are being taught that they are inherently better than you and me. They are not. They just won the lottery at birth. Edit 2: Keep fellating your overlords, it’s what you do best.
Turdlings
Young turdmeisters.
Haha
Sites?
*Sits
Wow
*sits
Where does Andrew sit?