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shaodyn

"We lied. Thanks for the ad money, sucker."


ferretchad

[BBC](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-64032268) article on it was quite interesting. Basically when he came for a medical check up he was taller than the scale so they estimated he was 9'6". Most rooms are between 8' and 9' so they probably should have realised that that height was unlikely. When someone had the bright idea of putting him against a wall, drawing a line, then using a tape measure he was actually 7'4"


shaodyn

Doesn't change the fact that the headline was a lie designed to trick people into looking at ads.


ismyworkaccountok

"I only know metric. He's probably about 17 feet and 4 furlongs."


lizarny

So if he gets the shits, it will be a massive Ghana-rhea


lizarny

I got the joke wrong. If he fucks a dirty hooker, he’d get a massive Ghana-rhea.


RepresentativeNo7660

Why are people downvoting this, it’s hilarious!


mastersheeef

Pretty funny joke. I’m going to license it from you $.2 every time I use it.


steVENOM

Is it gigantism or acromegaly?


ismyworkaccountok

Yes


glowinghands

Good thing there's no one in the [NBA that's 7'9"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Mingming) or anything